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-(( A dark black limo
pulls up to the All Tell arena, The limo stops and the
limo door flings open as it does Various music is heard
playing, First out of the limo steps Justin Credible,
Followed by 'Y2J' and 'X-Pac', Road Dogg is no where to
be found. Justin, X-Pac, and Y2J all walk out of the limo
and past two big security guards. Justin is wearing a Jet
Black Tuxedo, as Well is X-Pac, and Y2J wears a pair of
suit pants and his Y2J shirt under his Coat Jacket. Y2J
stops and notices some guys pushing around a little kid,
There is about ten  guys pushing some
kid looks to be about 12 years old. He taps the rest of
DX on the shoulder and shows them what's happening,
Justin reaches in his briefcase which he holds at his
side and he pulls out a lead pipe three of them too be
exact. Justin hands one to both, Y2J, and X-Pac. They all
run at the men and nail them each with a pipe, The rest
of the five guys runs away scared. The boy smiles and
runs off in the opposite direction of the arena, DX
schrugs and they all begin walking too the ring. The 'DX
Anthem' hits the p/a system. They all look at each
other and continue towards the ring. First out comes
Justin Credible, Second Y2J, and Last but certainly Not
Least out comes X-Pac! They all stand at the top of the
ramp and give the suck it sign to the fans who are booing
DX out of the arena. DX pay's no attention to them and
they start walking down the ramp, They reach the ring and
Justin rolls in, Y2J climbs up and in, and X-Pac climbs
up and jumps in over the top rope. They all stand up in
the center of the ring as Green spotlights fly throughout
the arena. They all raises there hand's X-Pac is in the
center and Y2J on the left and Justin Credible on his
right. They all do the crotch chop three times each time
a green X lights up behind them. A man comes in the ring
with a table set's it up in the center of the ring. The
man then climbs out of the ring and throws three chairs
in and Justin set's each chair up and set's his briefcase
on the table and opens it...The Announcer hands him a
Microphone that sits on the table and requires no hand
contact, He set's four mics up. Justin put's his mouth
near the mic and speaks... ))-
'Justin Credible' Now if I can get
started, Here i'd like to invite a man out here that is
well known within the ranks of the XCW...Although he is
not exactly a wrestler he is The Man to be here in the
biz and well frankly me and DX respect this man very
highly...Now seeing how we are speaking of a man of his
high calibur DX had to dress very formal and we had to
have a business like meeting..Now without further
adue...I introduce to you pile's of Trash....EZE
himself...Eric Bischoff!
-(( Eric Bischoff's
music hit's the p/a system and he steps out from behind
the curtains...The fan's seem suprised although they
don't act shy as they attempt to bring Bischoff's spirits
down by giving him a humugous amount of boo's. EZE walks
down the ramp and up the steps..He get's in the ring and
walks over to each member of DX shaking their hand's...He
sit's at the table and speaks.. ))-
'EZE' Erich Bischoff' Ahh Check out all
of my loving fan's here in...in...Well who cares, This
place is a dump anyways! HA! Now my boy's Degeneration
X..What is it you need my friends?
'Justin Credible' Bischoff I want to
make you understand one thing...I do appreciate how much
you have givin to DX and especially this Thursday when I
gurandamntee my good frined Chris Jericho will become the
United State's Champion! But not only have you givin DX
that but you have also givin DX or me a chance to go to
Wrestlemania...and that's something I won't miss...for
the whole fucking world! Now Bishoff as you know Austin
is the guest reff and i'm not to happy about that
although if he try's fucking with me than i'll handle
that little problem, But I want you to know one thing I
don't want any interference in my match, I want you to
tell the people now not to get involved with my match
because this is the most important thing to me right now
and I don't want some Jack Ass to blow my chances...Now
you can accept this and i'll gurantee i'll come out on
top! How does that sound?
'EZE' Erich Bischoff' Well Justin, I
guess that sounds very interesting..So i'll give you your
stips if anyone interferes than they will have to answer
too me...How does that sound? Oh and same goes for
Jericho's match as well! Now Justin I gave you your wish
and that's one favor that you owe me pal i'll see ya
later, Good luck Thursday..and hopefully i'll be seeing
you at Wrestlemania!
'Justin Credible' Bischoff you're a
good man and if you ever need something from me or DX all
you have to do is speak up...
-(( Bishoff give's
Justin a knod and a smile and he leave's the ring, he
then walks out of the ring and is soon out of sight.
Justin looks at the rest of DX and call's for a handhelf
mic..He is handed one and he speaks.. ))-
'Justin Credible' Alright now that
the stage is set for this Thunder it is me and Kevin Nash
is a one on one guest refferee no interference match!
Nash listen here you tall strunge Jack Ass, I am going to
kicky your ass from pillar to post and let me assure
you..When i'm done you're going to wish you had never
been born! Now I know you are watching this promo right
now and I am almost certain that you have heard my
conversation with Mr. Eric Bischoff! Nash those stips I
added mean that no one of your Jack Ass friends or for
that matter my friends can't Interfere! Nash this match
will be called by a man that I know you and me both share
hatred for...'Stone Cold' Steve Austin! That beer
gussling bastard is calling our match for some stupid
reasons but it doesn't matter cause if he ge t's out of line I
will have to set his ass straight! Austin you hear that?
You step out of bounds then I might have to show you how
fast Justin Credible can strike! Austin I will hit you
with THAT'S INCREDIBLE and that my friend is a ride that
no man, No Woman, No Three Leged GOd...Want's to take,
Becaue it is simply what it is called...INCREDIBLE! Now
Nash you may think that you have this match in the
bag...But let me assure you is is far from in the bag,
Because I am an awesome athlete and I have come closer to
beating Austin than you ever will, And that's just how it
is! This Thursday will be a DX night Nash not an NWO
night, This Thunder will be a DX night...Wrestlemania
will be and so will the rest of this fed's history...It's
all about the D and the ass kickin X! Sure Nash your a
big man and I don't have a problem with that. Sure you
are strong..But let me tell you something, I have
something you don't have...A BRAIN! Nash you're just like
the average wrestler you have no idea how important
BRAINS are until you are beating by some low class punk!
Austin you're mine at Wrestlemania, Not just are you mine
but so is that title that you love so much! I am not just
going to strip you of your title, But I will also stip
you of your pride! Austin how does it feel to know that
you have the whole Roster at your back trying to steal
that title from you? How does it feel to know that you
can't trust not one person to help you out in any way?
Well Austin come Wrestlemania, you won't have to worry
about that anymore, Because that title will soon be
around my waist and the only thing that will be different
between our title reigns will be that I have friends to
watch my back no matter what and That's why we are the
most powerful thing going in the XCW!
-(( Justin walks
around looking at the members of DX all of them showing
respect to one another ))-
'Justin Credible' Now Nash you talk
shit about how I used to be some no talent Jack Ass that
wasn't worth the foundation he stood upon? Well let me
remind you how badly I am going to input those words
straight down your fucking throat! Nash I am going to
wrestlemania...and Austin i'm taking that Title out with
me so I suggest you watch your back! Now there is some
New Blood here in the XCW that seems to think that his
gay ass can go around talking shit about DX...TEST! Now
TEST listen up and listen good you buck toothed sun of a
bitch, You don't go around talking about Degerneration X
that's exactly how chumps like yourself get hurt! Test
you wanna start off small, Then work your way up cause
one thing you never do is to come straight  at me cause we are
the best there is and the best there ever will be for a
long time! Now not only does Test have a bloated ego but
there is one man that cut my promo I was making...Scott
'Druck Asshole' Hall! Now Hall you don't come out and
talk shit to DX cause we will make you eat every fucking
word you said! Hall i've been saying since my day one
here in XCW that I have everything needed to beat you,
and when your pussy ass returns from that injury...I am
going to kick your fucking ass and that's when you will
realize that you fucked up when you judged me! Hall you
and your little Wolfpac home boy are both going to find
out 'Who Da Man', What did I say would happen to NWO? I
said it wouldn't last now that DX appeared on the
scene...and it looks like I was right, DX shut yall punks
down just like I said we would. Now the next group of
Jack Asses that me and Degeneration X will shut down is
that group of Asses the Unholy Alliance! Or is it
Unlikely? Ahh who gives a damn about those bunch of
Bitches anyways? Well they got lucky and you know that
sayin...Sun shine's on a dog's ass every now and then!
Now since the alliance is a bunch of illiterate assholes
let me explain to them what that means exactly.
Taker...Triple H...That means that everyone get's lucky,
Even the suckiest people in the world get lucky, And
that's exactly what I classify your win last
night...LUCK! It will never happen again, I myself could
take both your asses, Me and Y2J made to many mistakes in
the match that should never have happened, But don't
worry next time we meet me and Chris are going to show
your stupid asses that....
DX
IS NOT JUST THE BEST...
IS NOT JUST THE COOLEST...
DX IS JUSTIN CREDIBLE..............
-(( 'DX Anthem' hits the p/a
system and all of Degeneration X give's the crowd the
suck it sign as the show goes to commercial ))-
COMMERCIAL BREAK
-(( The camera's are
panning around the arena...They soon stop at the
announcers table with JR and KING! ))-
'Jim Ross' Can you believe
the nerve of DX? They come out here demanding respect
from these fans when they don't show it themselves! I
hope that Justin Credible get's put in his place this
upcoming Thursday when he and Nash go at it one vs one!
'Jerry Lawler' Ahh shut up JR!
Quit your complaining, DX has all the right to come out
here and demand things! HA!
'Jim Ross' Well somethings
going down in the back...Let's go to the back with
Michael Cole!
-(( The camera's
switch to the back where Michael Cole is standing with a
Microphone in hand..Next to Michael stands DX! X-Pac,
Y2J, and Justin Credible. They are all laughing at
Michael Cole's hair...Justin rubs his hand in it and Cole
speaks.. ))-
 'Michael
Cole' Yeah funny, Now if you could please be
serious for a moment so I could ask you a couple
question, I'd be very appreciative..
'Justin Credible' God Damn!
Everybody wants to know something about 'The Incredible
One' Justin Credible! Let me tell you something Cole we
don't have to act serious we do what we damn well
please...Do you understand?
'Michael Cole' Yes sir, Bu...
'Justin Credible' You
get...umm..Three questions...No more, No less...how does
that sound?
'Michael Cole' Just fine, Now
Justin I just watched your meeting with Mr. Bischoff. How
about that? No Interference? That sounds pretty funky
Justin will any of your DX pal's be allowed at ringside?
'Justin Credible' No they won't! DX
isn't the lying, Cheating, Deceiving group of misfits you
might think we are Cole! We are just three guys looking
to have a good time for the rest of our career while it
lasts! We don't want to end up like Hogan and end up
being something that no one cares about, We want to be
legends so that when someone talks about wrestling we are
the very first things that pop up in their mind! We want
to be more then legends...We want to be......ICONS!
'Michael Cole' Youch! Can you
guys quit? Leave My hair alone! Now Justin how about your
match this past Monday against Triple H and the
Undertaker? You said you had the match won for sure but
you lost? What's up with that?
 'Justin
Credible' Cole before I answer your question I just
want to know what in the hell you are thinking saying the
word youch in front of me! Well to your question...Now
they got lucky that's all I can say for them! It won't
happen again and that's the stone cole truth. They can't
except how much better Degeneration X is than them! I
don't blame those sorry sacks of shit though cause it's
tough to admit that someone is better than you...But hey
you don't even have to admit to it because we have proved
it many times before! Now Taker you are just some Jack
Ass that needs to decide whether he wants to be some
Psycotic asshole who worships the devil or some Jack Ass
riding a bicycle! It's all up to you, But you need to
choose fast cause it really pisses me off watching you
switch roles, Soon enough Taker i'm going to give you a
brand new role that you'd probably enjoy playing...MY
BITCH! Hey your wife enjoys playing maybe you two share
common interests...Now Triple H...The Game! Who in the
hell do you think you are? You think you are some awesome
wrestler who can beat anybody? Well I think you're some
Steroid poppin Jack Ass who needs to quit fucking that
Bitch Stephanie McMahon! You know that slut has slept
with half the guys in the back, Hell, She's DX's personal
stripper! Triple H when we do me the next time I will
prevail and that's something you can count on! Alright
Cole that's your last question now get the hell out of
our way!
-(( Justin walks
through Cole as the show goes to Commercial
Break... ))-
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