IF YA SMELALALALALALA, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOOOOKIN!

[[:: The camera's cut into the back where Rock stands in front of the set for the house show. Rock is just standing there waiting it seems he has the World title Strapped over his shoulder, He is looking deep into the camera's when Kevin kelley steps into view from the side of the Set..Rock just looks him up and down..then speaks... ::]]

[- 'People's Champion' The Rock-] FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK..........HOME! Now The Rock knows that he has a match at the Pay Per View with some Mystery opponent that, that Jacass Vince McMahon has set infront of him. Now Vince you can try your best to stop the Rock from keeping this World Title! You Can try your very best...But you know Vince, The Rock is the EWF World Heavyweight Champion...For Life! Now many of you wrestlers in the back might not like that 'The Rock' is the World Champ, But it just doesn't matter what you think because whether you like it or not I am not losing this Title to any of you Jabroni's in the back! Now i'm sure all of you are wondering if Rock is directing his comments to MOD too...Well you're damn right The Roc says MOD you want some....JUST BRING IT! The Rock is no longer a Master Of Destruction...He is now THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING! Now Kevin I understand you are here to ask 'The Rock' a couple of questions...Well make it quick jabroni!

[- Kevin Kelley -] Hey Rock, Now I understand that you have a match at the up and coming pay per view..EWF REVENGE, And your opponent is a mystery! What do you feel about that?

[- 'People's Champion' The Rock-] Well Kevin Kelley, You're a transvestite, How do you feel about that? (Kevin is about to speak but Rock puts his palm up to his face) Exactly, Now shut your damn mouth! I have a mystery opponent? The Rock has a mystery opponent? Well do you think The Rock could give a rats ass if he has a mystery opponent? Well the thought of who the opponent is has crossed my mind although I will win no matter who it is..It could be, Big show, Stone Cold, Kurt Angle, Tazz, BARNEY..it Just doesn't matter because whoever it is they will get the smacketh laid down upon their candy asses! Now The Rock sees all these Jabroni's running around, mouthing off about how they're the cream of the crop, The best of em all, When they know damn well that they are know competition to the Great One! Anything else you need to know from...The Peoples Champion?

[- Kevin Kelley -] Well actually I do........

[- 'People's Champion' The Rock-] IT DOESN'T MATTER! Now get out of the Rock's way!

[[:: The Rock turns around and just walks past all of the camera crews and everything...The camera's then cut to ringside and...They go straight to the announcers, Jim Ross and King are both sitting behind the booth with big smiles on their faces... ::]]

[- Jim Ross -] Did you hear that KING? It looks like the Rock is pissed and he's going to take his frustrations out on the members of the EWF! I don't think they can stop Rock when he's on a rampage like this. They have bitten off way more than I think even they can chew.

[- KING -] JR you suck you suck up! The Rock's an overated punk and you know just as well as i do that the Rock doesn't deserve to have The WOrld Title around his waste! We all know that a true wrestler like Tazz or Taker should get the shot!

[- Jim Ross -] Oh i'm the one sucking up? You sure fooled me, By the way you are always kissin up to Mr. McMahon! I'm tired of you KING!

[- KING -] Ahhh Shut up JR! The Rock is going to get put down by whomever the president of this wonderful business has in mind! The Rock is going to get taken down finally and everyone in the world will be glad! HAHAHA!

[- Jim Ross -] There you go again King, Pucker up before Mr. McMahon catches you with your mouth open...

[- KING -] Oh that's a good one JR, I dout you even made it up, HA!

[- Jim Ross -] Damn you KING!

[[:: The two announcer's are cut off by....'IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKING!'....The Rock comes stepping out from behind the curtains...The fan's immidiatly burst into cheers and the sold out arena is up on their feet. Rock's just continues walking down the ramp with his 'World Heavyweight Championship' slung over his shoulder. Rock reaches the ring and climbs up onto the Apron...He walks over to the turnbuckly and climbs on top of it and raises one arm with the World title in it. The fan's burst into cheers again. The Rock climbs down from the turnbuckle and walks over the the announcer, The announcer hands Rock the mic and Rock, Puts it to his lips ::]]

[- 'People's Champion' The Rock-] Ahhhh Washington, (Crowd Pops) Now i'm sure you all know by now that The Rock has a match at the pay Per View against....Well who knows...SOme jackass that the rock could care more for a pile of monkey shit! Now who could it be? Tazz, Tazz if it is you i'm going to warn you right now that your Candy ass better get ready because the rock is going all out..No Prisoners..Only slaps across the face for all you sum bitches! Now Tazz you are a Human Suplex machine and all that, But you're not the Rock...The people's Champion..Now you might be the Oooompah Loompah emporer but hell Tazz you are not...THE ROCK! Now Tazz you always want to come out here..'Ahhh, Come here bitch i'm going to choke you out..'...Well you see Tazz The Rock has only one thing to say about that.....JUST...BRING IT! Tazz you may think you're a good wrestler but when you step in the ring with The Rock, It's a whole new story..The Rock goes all out to keep his gold, I won't lose it let me assure you Jabroni! The Rock is holding onto this title for a very long, long, and I repeat...LONNNNNNNNNNG TIME! But wait, What if it's not Tazz, Perhaps The Undertaker? Could it be such a thing? Well you see Taker, The Rock and you've had some awesome battles, But at least half the time The Rock..The Great One..The Peoples Champio..has come out on top! Now Taker most of The Rock's matches with you were back when you were the dead man..HA, Are you kidding me? Now you ride a bike to the ring and try to impress the fans when you know all the cheers you receive, is because they are all excited about the Rock showing up! The one thing that you are good for Undertaker is your little finisher what do you call it? The Tombstone? No that's your last one..The Last Ride? Well you see a man makes a finisher, But taker in your case, 'The Finisher Made the man!' Hey what if it's The Gama, Triple Huh? Well what if? You think Triple H deserves a title shot? That's fine with me cause The Rock will do to him what The Rock does to every other big mouth...Son of a bitch! THe Rock will simply put, Take his boot turn it side and stick it straight up..and The Rock means STRAIGHT UP, TRIPLE H'S CANDY ASSSSSSS! Now if his little Costarican Bathroom slut in manager of his wants to get involved The Rock will do to her what The Rock's doing to Triple H...Except it won't be the boot he's putting up her ass if you get The Rocks drift! What about Stone Cold Steve Austin? What if he decides to be the little Mystery man? Well Steve me and you have a very long backround but like Triple H the Rock has kicked your ass not just once, Not Just twice..Oh hell i'll bust out and say...ON THOUSAND TIMES! NOw Austin The Rock know your married to Debra and Hell, The Rock had to deal with her as The Rock's manager quite a while back simply because Austin you were not, Man enough to please a woman like that. Hell Austin she seemed to enjoy The Rock's company...If you know what The Rocks talking about! Let's leave Austin at peace for a while while I get to some Drunk guy who thinks he's on The Rock's level......Scott Hall! Scott they call you the bad guy? Well The Rock thinks they need to call you the bad wrestler! Scott you can mouth off all you want, and say Hey yo, But hell Scott you even took the Rock's old phrase..Don't Sing It, BRING IT! Scott that's fine though because THe Rock knows how much you look up to him and well hey Scott, Your a really good wrestler...NOT! Scott you know damn well That when The Rock get's pissed..He means business and if you are the mystery opponent..Then The Rock is going to be forced to beat your drunk ass from here to CHing Chong Chow.................................

IF YA SMELALALALALALALALALLALALLAALOW, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!

[[:: The Rock throws the mic down and climbs on the turnbuckle and raises his arm once again acting as if he is smelling the air. The Rock climbs down and out of the ring, He gets to the top of the ramp and the scene fades to black. ::]]