-[[ What's this it
seems Justin Credible may have touched a soft spot on
Kevin Nash! Nash hasn't looked like this in a long time
could it be he is...Nervous? Damn Straight! Justin
Credible has reached far down until now he has totally
implanted himself under Kevin Nash's skin. Nash you're
not looking to good, But hey I don't blame you because it
is...Justin Credible you are going up against for maybe
the biggest shot in Xtreme Championship Wrestling
History! This Thunder will
set the stage for Wrestlemania and will make sure we all
know who is going to the big time, and Nash that's going
to be Justin Credible! The scene opens up into the sold
out 'All Tell Arena' located in LR, Arkansas. A jet black
limo slides into the parking garage of the 'All Tell
Arena'...The Limo stops and one of the secuirity guards
walks up and is about to open the door when he is nailed
in the back with a 2 by four. The guard falls to the
ground and the camera follows him down..The camera then
begins to rise and it see's a man's foot...The camera
rises and it gets to some fat feet, The camera then
continues to rise and it finally reaches the man...the
machine...Ralpus! He is wearing a DX shirt that barely
reaches below his Belly Button, and a pair of ripped jean
shorts. Ralphus grins with his missing five front teeth,
and he then opens the door of the limo...Justin Credible
steps out and he is wearing a pair of black tommy
hilfinger pants and a DX Shirt..He also has a pair of
glasses on and he moves the glasses down to his nose...He
then looks down at the fallen secuirity guard and then at
Ralphus..Justin smiles and says...'Good job
Pal!'...Ralphus grins with pleasure as the rest
of Degeneration X steps out...X-Pac followed by Jericho.
X-Pac and Jericho smirk at the unconsious guard..They all
follow the lead of Ralphus down the hall way, They are
about to steps into their locker room when...Michael Cole
stops them dead in their tracks..Justin signals for DX to
go ahead in the locker room and he looks at Cole...]]-( Michael
Cole ) Hello Justin, How's it goin?
(
Justin Credible ) Well now that you're here
everythings just peachy..What do you want Cole?
Questions? Answers? Or do you just want my friend Ralphus
here to kick your ass?
(
Michael Cole ) Umm..Well Actually I just had a
few questions for you if you wouldn't mind answering them
really quick..
(
Justin Credible ) Well Cole you caught me in a good
mood you lucky bastard and Since i'm such a nice
guy..huh..than i'll let you conduct a little interview
you get that?
(
Michael Cole ) Yeah sure..
(
Justin Credible ) Good now let's get this shit over
with...
(
Michael Cole ) Justin sir, I don't want you to
hurt me..But this match you are having with Kevin
Nash..It's just crazy, That man is 7'0 Tall and he weighs
in at least at 290 pounds..Do you think you can beat him?
He's been around the sport for such a long time and you
are just now reaching the top when he has been there for
many many years..I jus.....
(
Justin Credible ) Cole let me tell you
something...Nash might have been around since Dinosaurs
like Hogan and Flair were running around, But he still is
no match for me...Nash is too old, To Slow, to fat, to
out of shape to even hack it in the ring with a young
blood like me! Nash this Thursday when we do step in the
ring I will take you to the limit, I'll take you to the
max and if I have to i'll take you
straight....to....HELL! Sure Michael Nash might be one
hell of a wrestler and 7'0 with bad body oder and a mean
stench of breath but let me assure you that I will beat
him and when I do I expect a little more respect from
Jack Asses like you Cole..You got that?
(
Michael Cole ) Yes sir..Now what if you do win?
You know that you go to Wrestlemania and you face 'The
Texas Rattlesnake' Stone Cold Steve Austin! That will be
the match of all matche's because this isn't just some
lumberjack match...This is a..Single's World Championship
Match!
(
Ralphus ) Don't you talk that way to Mr.
Credible...Mr. Credible should I take care of this idiot?
(
Justin Credible ) No Ralphus, I'm not done talking
to him yet but when I am he is at your disposal..Now sit
down and shut the hell up! Cole as far as your little
confidence you have in Austin you might as well flush it
down the fucking toilet because I am going to destroy him
and I am going to finish what Triple H and Rikishi never
did in WWF by retiring Austin's old ass for good! AUSTIN
YOU HEAR THAT? I am going to kick your mother fucking ass
and when i'm done you won't be able to walk, talk, or
even wrestle for that matter..and all of this will happen
at the hands of JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(
Michael Cole ) Wow, Some big words Mr.
Credible..Now if you do win the World Title are you aware
that you will have all of the XCW Superstars gunning for
you? You'll be the number one guy...And do you think
you'll be able to trust..DX?
(
Justin Credible ) (Justin thinks to himself
for a minute..) Shut up Cole you're just trying to
stir up trouble between me and my friends..THat's enough
of your damn questions i'm done, Now Ralphus do as you
please with this Jack Ass!
-[[
Justin opens the locker room and closes the
door...As he steps inside outside the door you can hear
Cole screaming for his life and Ralphus laughing his ass
off. Justin and DX start laughing as well as the show
goes to Commercial ]]-
ONE HOUR LATER
-[[ The show comes
back from commercial break and it shows the camera's
panning around the arena...Reveiling signs such
as...'Your Next'...'Big Poppa'...'Y2J'...etc...etc...The
camera's cut to the GTV
symbol and then to the back where X-Pac and Justin
Credible and Y2J stand along with Ralphus...Justin
speaks.. ]]-
( Justin Credible ) Man Wrestlemania
is going to be one night to remember...Y2J you'll have
that US Title and Pac you'll have your IC Title...and
alter on that evening...I'll have the World Title! You
guys remeber the plan we made...Right?
( 'Y2J' Chris Jericho) Yeah you
know it...This is going to kick ass and this is where we
prove to the XCW we are the only true talent here!
( X-Pac ) Man Justin that
world title's yours bro...
( Justin Credible ) Yeah but don't
forget we got to keep this on the down lo cause we don't
want anyone to find out.. Let's go guys we gotta cut a
promo..
( 'Y2J' Chris Jericho) You guys
go ahead I think i'll just watch...See ya lata..
-[[ Justin and X-Pac
tell Y2J that they'll see him later as they turn and walk
towards the ring. The 'DX Anthem' hits the p/a
system, Justin and X-Pac step through the curtains and as
they get through the curtains they are given a huge
amount of boo's. Justin and X-Pac both tell the crowd to
'Suck It', The crowd starts to get louder and they're
boo's continue to grow. Justin and X-Pac walks down to
the ring and they roll in... Justin is handed a mic as
well is X-Pac, X-Pac speaks first..]]-
( X-Pac ) It's Me It's Me
it's the X to the P to the A to the C and I am not out
here for me. I know you guys all know that I was out here
earlier but that was for my match against HBK and Chyna
that I will be having tonight with Sable and there asses
will be kicked. But enough with that. I am out here for
another member as you can see of DX Justin Credible and
tonight he has a match for the World Title #1
contendership match against that goofy punk looking ass
bastard Kevin Nash. Well of course since it is being a DX
night that Nash's ass will be beaten. There is one
problem though I am sure it is not going ot be as easy as
usuall for Credible to beat this guy because I am sure he
will be giving a lot of effort. But then again Justin
Credible along with other member my self and Jericho of
DX are the best. So you see in order for Kevin Nash to
win then he has to get through Justin here and I do not
think there is a chance of that happending. I would call
that chance 1 out of millon because look at this guy Nash
I mean his chest is as hairy as my balls people. I am
telling you now Nash when Credible says he is going to
beat the shit out of you then he means bussines and he
doesn't fuck around one bit I think I have mentioned
before. You see not only Justin Credible will be kicking
ass but also my good buddy,Jericho is facing the 100th
Billy Gunn and Billy boy you see when Jericho gets
finished with you then you will be sorry you ever even
came down to the ring. Then back on to my other good
buddy Justin Credible and personnaly I don't even want to
talk about how you Nash will feel after the match because
I would not want you to pee your litte pants. So listen
punk,if you think your gonna come down here and Beat
Credible then your on the road to hell.Yeah thats right
after the match you won't be on the road to Wrestle Mania
you will be on the road to hell. Where you go from there
I personnaly don't give a fuck. You see the you wan teven
make it in the arena of Houston,Texas for Wrestle Mania
because chances are you will still be recovering from a
few broken bones and I don't think Justin will let you
walk after the match is over. I know how bad my
buddy,Credible wants this and I do not think he is
fucking around at all because this is like another chance
for him to win the World Title because before he did not
win but I am sure that this time he will try his hardest
to beat you or should I say he will beat you and then he
is going to go to Wrestle Mania along with Jericho and I
and he's gonna beat Austin's fucking ass for the title.
Now I know you may think this is a bunch of shit me
comming out here and saying this but this is no lie. You
will see that this is no lie tonight when your ass gets
beat. You may think your great stuff but let me tell you
something...you are nothing compared to Justin or any
other member of DX and never will be because we are the
Best and we have said that enough just for some people it
takes 100 times kicking there ass to find out and I feel
our gonna be one of them but guess what no one cares because as long as
Justin gets to Wrestle Mania and has a chance to win the
title again he will be happy. After this ass kicking
though I don't think you will be messing with Justin or
any other member of DX because after tonight..after you
witness a DX ass kicking then you won't ever want another
one and Justin Credible and the rest of DX will make damn
sure as hell of that. Wether you like the shit or not.
All I can say about that is to deal with it. Now I am
sure you don't give a fuck about what anyone says about
this match with you losing but I am just telling you the
way it is and the way it's gonna be. There is nothing you
can do. You send your boys and Justin knows he can send
Jericho and I because I will like more then just two ass
kickings tonight. Three would be cool to me so I am fine
with that. I am sure that Jericho won't mind kicking more
then 1 ass either. Who says your gonna send any boys of
yours anyway. You don't really have any boys but if you
have a little suprise then who ever you send we will have
a suprise from them. I personnaly don't like your ass
anyway Nash so I will probbly come down and kick your ass
anyway after Justin here gets finsihed with you. That is
if you can still stand when the match is over. Yeah you
think your a big shot Nash well I am gonna love to see
how you feel after your lame piece of trash ass gets beat
tonight. I don't think after the match tonight you will
be feeling such like a big shot. Lets get onto to how
this piece of shit can wrestle.Well Nash if you ask me I
will tell you that you fight like shit. You have no skill
or anything to use. I mean I have saw you wrestle,yeah
you've won some matches but lets call that luck. Tonight
there is no luck or you can have all the luck you think
you have but I am sorry to say it's not the luck of the
game..never is. It's the skill. I am so sorry to break it
to you Nash but the skill you have none of. I am not sure
if you know but DX has skill and lots of it. You think
you can play with the skill of Justin Credible then your
more then welcome but you'll be sorry playing the skill
with his or anyone elses in the DX. I mean I have
wresltled a lot of people and knew a lot of pretty sucky
people to and so has Justin and Jerich but you see I
don't think that we have ever seen any wrestler as sucky
as you mabye those punks I will be facing tonight Chyna
and Shawn Michaels but your like the third on the list
then from all that I have saw. I mean you come down here
and talk al lot of shit but the question is can you back
up all that shit? The answer is going to be decided
tonight after Kevin Nash is beaten the living hell out
of. You see Nash in DX any member,we never give brakes
and we never make mistakes so that means we give people
the perfect ass beating so then they will know that there
ass cannot be as good as us but you see then there is
some dumbass's like HBK Shawn Michaels who I am facing
tonight yet for my third time and that excactly what I
mean. I mean look at this guy he still thinks he
can beat me after two matches I hope for the third time
tonight after I beat with Sable him and Chyna that he
will learn his lesson and won't even try me anymore. The
only big reason I car eabout facing Chyna is to show her
what she is in for at Wrestle Mania it's like a little
warning for her. So you see Kevin Nash buddy after
tonight you will know that I am telling you no lie I am
just telling you that...
YOUR
ASS IS GRASS...AND JUST-IN-CREDIBLE IS GONNA SMOKE IT!
( Justin
Credible ) Man X-Pac that was deep truely! Now we
didn't come out here just to mouth off about how we are
going to beat the hell out of you, We came out here to
prove it...Nash this Thursday is Judgement day for you
becuase this decides who will become the man, here, This
match between us Nash will decide who the Number One
Contender for that World Heavyweight Title is! Nash of
course we all know who the real Number One Contender
is....ME! But I guess the president of XCW wants to make
a and I quote..."Fair Decision"...Now Vince
Russo you can kiss my ass I know you don't like me, And
well I could care less because he is just some DICK who
has to fuck some easy SLUT..DEBRA becasue he's not man
enough to go out and find a real woman! Vince your the
one who cost me the World Title and your the one who
counted the One...Two...Three...at the last
Thunder...This Thunder will be different my friend cause
Austin is the reff and he doesn't favor anybody in this
match so he can't really show any favorites and if he
does and the favorite ain't me...Then i'll just beat his
ass! That's right Austin i'll beat your fucking ass, If
you don't call this match right down the center than i'm
going to put you out of wrestling before the biggest
event even rolls around! This match Thursday Austin
depending on your choice of winner could either be your
first big time match or it could either be your last
match and Austin i'm leaving all of that up to you! Now
as far as this new talent Big poppa Pump goes...He can
kiss my fucking ass because he's just another one of
those steroid poppin bastards that don't know the meaning
of hard work or the meaning of anything for that matter
because they got through school by fucking their
teachers...even their male one's...YUCK...You sicken me
Steiner and when we step in the ring your ass will be
sickening to look at because you will be so deformed!
Now..
DX IS NOT JUST THE BEST...
DX IS NOT JUST THE COOLEST...
DEGENERATION X IS JUSTIN
CREDIBLE...
-[[ Justin throws down
the mic as...the...'DX ANthem' hits the p/a system and
the show goes to commercial break ]]-
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