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-(( Justin
Credible is walking through the back wearing his Blue
jean shorts and his Justin Credible shirt. He has his
Kendo stick in hand and he has a smirk on his face.
Justin walks down the hall until he runs into Michael
Cole, Cole stops him..))-
'Justin Credible' Cole
you've been testing my patienct the past two weeks i've
been here now you really need to get the fuck out of my
face!
'Michael Cole' Well i'm
very very sorry sir but this is what i'm paid to do and
you're paid to ablige my services by answering my
questions!
'Justin Credible' Cole this
is a warning to you, If you ever correct me again i'll
slap your god damned ass! Oh and I didn't mean that the
gay way in which i'm sure you are hoping for!
'Michael Cole' Whatever...Will
you answer my question's or not?
'Justin Credible' You have
two questions...And two question's only so you better
make them worth you while!
'Michael Cole' Alright no
problem, Now how do you feel about your match this
upcoming Thursday with Austin? Did you catch his Promo he
cut a day ago?
 'Justin
Credible' Listen Cole Austin is like one of
those fly that are insquishible sure I caught his promo
yesturday and I am simply disgusted! I am disgusted that
that bald motherfucker thinks he can beat me! I am
disgusted that his old ass hasn't even retired yet! Sure
he still has alot of fight left in him, But after this
upcoming Thursday his old ass won't have shit left! I am
going to end his fucking career this thursday and rest
assure I will make sure this will be one of the last
time's he steps in the ring for the XCW!
'Michael Cole' Wow some
big words there Mr. Credible do you plan to back up those
words?
'Justin Credible' Cole let's
me and you get one thing straight right now! I don't say
one thing and then coward out of it somehow after a
while! You get my drift?
'Michael Cole' Umm...Yes
sir, I still have one more question...How about your
partners Degeneration X? Will they be needing your
services to win the match?
'Justin Credible' Cole if
there's one thing I hate more than you insulting me, It's
you insulting my friends! They don't need any help from
me they are big kids now and they can do it by thereselfs
just as I will, I don't need them by my side at this
match and that's why I am asking the prez to not put them
at ringside this way when I beat Austin for his god
damned title he won't have any damn excuse!
'Michael Cole' Justin I
seriously think you should reconsider that Austin will
tear you apart....
'Justin Credible' Cole I
seriously think you should reconsider telling me what to
fucking do cause that really pisses me the fuck off
jackasss! Austin couldn't tear me apart if his life and
everyone elses life in this world depended on it!
-(( Justin
pulls his Kendo stick back and nails Cole the head, He
then spits on Cole and turns away. Justin begins walking
down through the hall, He reaches a T.V. Monitor and a
promo for Thunder come's on! Justin watche's the whole
thing until he see's Austin on there talking shit about
him, So Justin picks up the T.V. and smashes it  onto the
ground! Justin then begins walking towards the ring,
'Snap Your Finger's...Snap Your Neck' hits the p/a system
and the fans rise to their feet all you can hear is boos!
Justin steps through the curtains as multi colored spot
lights pan around the arena reveiling signs like...'He's
Here!'..'It's True, It's True!'...'Who's
Next?'..etc..etc. Justin looks around the arena and
raises his arms in the air, the fan's just boo more and
much louder! Justin just schrugs off the boo's and
continues to piss the fans off! Justin walks down the
ramp and walks arond the ring to the announcer's table,
the fans seems confused as Justin walks over to Jim Ross
and yanks him up out of his seat! King is about to stand
up when Justin nails him in the head with the kendo
stick! JR looks scared the cameras go down to his crotch
area and it can be seen that he has wet him self. Justin
walks up to the apron and rolls JR in the ring, Justin
rolls in behind him and grabs JR. He nails THATZ
INCREDIBLE on JR and sits on JR's back and holds JR's arm
up in the air as if he is about to break it! Justin calls
for a mic and one is handed to him. Justin looks around
the arena for a moment and eventually puts the mic to his
lips... ))-
 'Justin
Credible' Now i'm sure you are all wondering
why I am out here and why I am about to break this
bastards arm! Am I right? Well you're damn straight I am!
You see I know this is one of Austin's only friends and
by attacking him I will have Austin in my hand's just
like puddy! You dumb people never thought you'd see the
day your redneck hero 'Stone Cold' would ever be puddy in
my hands..Well you were damn wrong cause he is just that,
He is puddy! Austin I know damn well that you and Jimmy
boy here are really close, Not that I care, But I am
using him as Bait boy and you better get your god damned
ass out here because if you don't...well...you can put
the fucking puzzle together I know your at least that
smart! Austin me and you are going to be the biggest in
this damn business...Well wait I already am the biggest
thing in this biz, Now you, you got some work to do!
Austin I know that you are worried although you don't
show it infront of your fans, But I know you're scared,
Cause you know that know one in this business likes you
and you're scared that when I throw your ass out of the
ring all of the XCW Roster is going to tear your ass
apart! Sure Austin if you do get lucky and throw me out
i'll get my ass beat but no one gets that lucky not even
you so don't count on throwing me out of the ring cause
eh eh it ain't won't and never will happen!
-(( Justin
raises JR's arm a bit and JR screas in pain, Justin smile
and continues to do this! ))-
 'Justin
Credible' Now let's move on to the unholy
assholes! First off let's see they have the Undertaker!
Now Taker yout tattooed freak, You need to make up your
mind whether you want to be a dead man or a god damned
motorcycle riding JACKASS! You want to switch your damn
look everytime you join somewhere different, Well let me
tell you something if you fuck around with Degeneration X
you will be stuck with one look and one look only...DEAD
MAN, Cause that is exactly what you will be a, DEAD MAN!
Now I know that you chumps aren't exactly going to be up
to par this upcoming Thursday when you face my pal's
simply cause that bitch Sandman retired, I think he was
scared that it might have actually been him in this match
that me and Austin are in, He knew that he would stand no
chance in hell of beating me and or the ratllesnake! Now
the next member of the Unlikely Asshole's Mr. Hunter
Hearst Helmsly! Triple H I haven't seen much of you since
after the Pay Per View when you beat that stupid son of a
bitch Goldberg! Maybe it's because you are attempting to
train for your match at Thunder, Well in either case
Hunter at Thunder your ass belongs to DX and you will pay
the price of being part of the Unlikely Assholes! Who is
it that joined your group because he knew damn well that
I was going to kick his ass? Wasn't it HBK? You're damn
slappy it was! Shawn I know that the reason you joined
The Unlikely Alliance was because you knew that weren't
good enough to be in the Degeneration X 2k1! The one's
who are in DX now are the only one's that are worthy of
being in The DX and that's just how it is! What's that
JR? Does it hurt? Well that's good now shut the hell up
before I break your fucking arm! You better hope Austin
show's up!
-(( Justin
wrenches JR's arm causing him to scream in pain! Justin
starts laughing like a lunatic. ))-
 'Justin
Credible' Now until that redneck bastard
Austin shows his face here I am going to speak a bit
about a man that is a fan favorite bitch and he is known
as Goldberg! Goldberg you little pussy you think cause in
WcW you had some kind of record that you can come in here
and kick some major ass. Well Bill your ass got beat by
Triple H that pussy actually beat you? Wow you suck! You
lost to him for a chance at the United State's
Championship? Damn! Bill right at this very moment there
are exactly three bald men in XCW and Bill your just not
on the level of me or Austin so you need to go get a wig
and get right the fuck out of our leauge! Oh and Scott
Hall you aren't one of the bald people I said BALD not
BALDING! HA! Now speaking of Scott Hall, Hall you seem to
think because you turned on your NWO but buddies that you
even are somewhat in my league of greatness? Well Hall
let me tell you this, To be in the same league as me you
damn well better actually be able to fight and that's
something your old wrinkled up ass can't do! Sure you
were once a hero, But now Scott all you are is an old ass
zero that everyone knows will not even suceed here in the
XCW! If you think you will suceed you're wrong! Alright
that's enough time, Austin you can consider JR's broken
arm your own fault! Here we...
-(( The
camera's cut into the parking lot and you hear a tire
screech through the parking lot gates! The truck turns to
where you can see it an d it turns
out to be Stone Cold personalized truck! The truck slows
down as it turns around a corner and all of a sudden 'GLASS
BREAKS' hit's the p/a system! Austin's
truck drives through the curtains and it drives up to
ring side and stops! Austin honks the horn and Justin
let's JR go, Austin opens his door and climbs out onto
the hood of his truck. He jumps into the ring and runs at
Credible, Austin goes for the clothesline but Justin
ducks. Justin stops as Austin bounces off the rop and
Justin hit's Austin with a superkick sending him back
into the ropes, Austin bounces back and ducks a punch by
Justin. Justin turns around and Austin kicks him in the
gut and STUNNER! Justin bounces off the mat and rolls
outside the ring, and starts backing up the ramp. Justin
is cussing at Austin the whole time, Austin helps JR to
his feet and walks over to the ropes. Austin just laughs
and holds one finger in the air signaling for Justin to
bring it to him! Justin is about to run down when about
ten refferees start pushing him through the curtains! The
camera's follow Justin through the curtains. The reffs
stand infront of the entrance to the ring and Justin
starts destroying the backstage area! Justin then stops
and starts walking to his locker room. Justin reaches his
locker room and is then stopped by Lilian Garcia! ))-
'Justin Credible' Lilian i'm
not in the mood for an interview right now..
'Lilian Garcia' Oh well,
not even two?
 'Justin
Credible' DAMN IT! Alright two fucking
questions and then i'm done!
'Lilian Garcia' O.K.
Thanks, Now why in the world did you try to bring Austin
out there to fight you? Don't you know the one person
that is off limits on beating up in Jim Ross?
'Justin Credible' Lilian
that was the purpose, I was trying to bring his ass out
there so I could hurt him so I could make him wish he'd
never met me but he got the advantage and took me down
with that gay ass move he calls the 'Stone Cold Stunner'
and it sucks frankly! Austin you got lucky once but that
was once in a million, This Thursday I am going to make
for sure that you don't get lucky ever ever again! Austin
you hear that? Never again will you be around to bother
me or any other wrestler here in the XCW for that matter!
I am not just going to beat you, I'm going to end you!
I'm going to rip you into tiny pieces and then i'll throw
you out of the ring and feed you to the lumberjacks!
Austin I am at the peek of my career right now and you
are as well but i'm sorry to slow you down cause when I'm
done with you you'll be at the end of your rope, You'll
be seeing the end...of your....CAREER!
'Lilian Garcia' Oh my god!
Are you serious? Justin don't do this! Please Justin
don't do it Austin going to hurt you!
'Justin Credible' Listen
here bitch! I'm tired of everyone running around here
saying that Austin will beat me! This Thursday I will
prove to you all that Austin isn't shit he is all talk
and not much walk! Lilian finish this fucking interview!
 'Lilian
Garcia' I don't respect you calling me
things like that! I'll finish the interview but you
better calm down calling me foul names such as that! Now
Justin, how about your DX friends? They go up against the
Unlikely Alliance! Do you think they can handle it?
'Justin Credible' Listen
here Lilian i'll call you what I want when I want and you
know why? Because I can and there's know one here that
can stop me from doing it! Now as far as my friends go,
I've known all of these men for a long time. Me and Pac
met at WWF when me and him kicked the hell out of every
man in the biz! Me and Jericho first met in ECW and
that's when he proved to me that he could stick it with
he best of them, Now Road Dogg I have just met, But from
what i've seen so far he is good enough to handle the
biggest challenges! Now this Thursday we prove to you
that DX is the best thing to happen to the XCW so far and
we are not going to stop there, After I finish Austin
that's when I am going to show the World that I have all
I need to become the Champ and that will mean I can and I
will go on for bigger and better things! Now Lilian...
THAT'S NOT JUST THE BEST...
THAT'S NOT JUST THE COOLEST...
THAT MY FRIENDS IS JUSTIN
CREDIBLE...
-(( Justin
opens his locker room door and slams it in Lilian's angry
face. Lilian looks at the camera and schrugs as the show
goes to commercial! ))-
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