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' The Chosen One ' Jeff Jarret

Everyone who is anyone!

Ames, IA / Hilton Coliseum

JUST READ IT SLAPPY!

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I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!

-(( Finally Jeff 'The Chosen One' Jarret has made his first appearance on GPW Telivision, Rocking the world of proffesional Wrestling! He came out and made bold statements about what and who he was going to have to go through to get to the most prestigious GOLD in the Global Proffesional Wrestling Institution, The World Heavyweight Championship Title! Jeff said that he is going to be going through the talent like a knife through butter, and when he is through doing what needs to be done, He will have the World Strap wrapped tightly around his waste and he will be ready for all challengers....Now if you don't believe it..THEN CHOKE ON THIS SLAPNUTZ! ))-

-((( The Chosen One has arrived and he has many things on his mind, One of those things is revenge on Taz for the choking of him at the previous house show. Jeff had to go to the hospital for immediate treatment after the second time Taz choked his ass out, The Titatron opens up into the Memphis General Hospital into room 520A on the emergency floor. Jeff Jarret sits in his hospital bed holding his head, He is wearing his hospital robe and he has a neck brace on...Jeff's face is looking very pissed, The door to the hospital opens and in walks....The Doctor, He walks over to Jeff and sits down in his rolling chair. The Doctor puts his hand on Jeff's left knee, Jeff looks down at the docs hand and then looks at the Doc angrily, The Doc removes his hand. The Doctor speaks... )))-

(- Doctor Proctor -) Well Jeff you see, It seems that Taz might have ripped some cartilage from your neck when he put you in the Tazmission, You might not be able to make it to Raw this coming Monday, I'm.....

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Listen Here Doctor Slap E NUTZ, You don't tell the chosen One what he is to do! Now Doc Taz might have thought he hit the jackpot when he locked the Tazmission on me and didn't let go for at least what felt like ten minutes, Can you imagine ten minutes in The Tazmission Doctor? huh, Can you? [ The Doctor seems speechless ] That's damn right Slapass, You couldn't because you probably haven't been in a fight ever in your life! That doesn't make you a bad man, It just makes you a BITCH! Now Taz you and Doctor Slap E, Nutz here are two different people, But you still will always carry that same resemblance...You both are two big SLAPASSES that cannot, and will not face The Chosen One face to face, I guarandamntee that you two Slapasses couldn't take the heat when you get in the ring with The Chosen one! Well Taz seeing how you can't take the heat, You need to get out of the motherfucking kitchen! Now Doctor Slap E my advice to you is to get out of this room before I plant you in the head with my new shinny BEDPAN, NOW CHOKE ON IT DOC!

(- Doctor Proctor -) Listen Jeff this is no time to act like who you play on T.V. right now I know that you need a Doctors clearance to wrestle on Monday, and without a Clearance to wrestle you are banned from competing in the GPW Show! [ Jeff gets up and walks over to the door, He then turns the lock on the door to lock it, The Doctor looks at him strangely. ] What are you doing sir? No, Jeff i'll sue you for all you got! Jeff....

-((( The Doctor get's up and runs to the button on the wall to call secuirity, But Jeff stops him, Jeff throws him to the ground and whacks him in the knee with the bedpan. The Doctor screams, Jeff then continually hits him in the knee with the bedpan, Jeff then takes out a contract that says, "Doctor Clearance" on the top of it. Jeff gives the Doctor a pen and then locks him in the figure four, Jeff then speaks... )))-

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Listen here Slappy, I'll give you one minute exactly to sign the paper, If you don't I'm going to break your leg in half...And believe me, at the moment i'd snap your leg like a twig! Sign the damn paper, Sign it now you sawed off slapnut! [ The Doctor writes his signature on the paper and then drops the pen, Screaming in pain. ] Good move Slapass, But that took One Minute and five seconds...SUCKS FOR YOU! [ Jeff snaps the doctors knee, The doc screams in pain as Jeff lets him out of the move, The doc rolls against the wall holding his knee ] HAHAHA! Taz your ass will be mine and you can count on it SLAPPY! Now Doctor Slap E don't you forget to tell the secuirity that all of this is TAZ'S FAULT! HAHAHAHAH CHOKE ON IT BITCH!

-((( THE CHO, CHO, CHOSEN ONE....hit's the p/a system immediatly followed by 'My Generation' by limp bizkit! The fans are on their feet booing waiting for the Chosen One's appearance...Jeff steps out from behind the curtains. Jeff is wearing a pair of black tommy hilfinger jeans, With a NWO T-Shirt, what could that mean? He has a neckbrace on but even though all the pain he has been put through he still has a smile on his face! Jeff has his silver guitar in his hand with The Chosen One written on the back, He raises the guitar high in the air...The fan's boo continously, Jeff just tell them to shut the hell up! Jeff walks down the ramp with the guitar still raised high in the air. By now the fans are booing the roof off the place. Jeff reaches the apron and climbs up onto the apron then under the top rope into the ring, Jeff walks over to a corner and steps on the second turnbuckle yet again raising the guitar. He climbs down and walks to the center of the ring, He then stands straight up and raises both arms high in the air, and behind him PYRO goes off. Jeff calls for a mic and the announcer climbs into the ring and gives it to him. Jarret pulls back his guitar as if he is going to hit the announcer, But then he just stops in mid motion. The announcer sighs in relief, Just then Jeff goes behind him and delivers THE STROKE! Jeff then picks up the mic and speaks... )))-

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Listen up SLAPNUTZ! I bet you thought you'd be rid of The CHosen one for good...HA! Well you were wrong you SUPERSIZED SLAPASSES! Now while I was in the hospital I was watching the GPW and I noticed Triple H's little promo he cut, What an ass that punk is! Triple H you say you only care about one title and that title is The GPW World HEavyweight Title, But Triple H caring won't be enough you will have to fight for it, Bleed for it, and most importantly you will have to be willing to DIE FOR IT! Now Cerebral Assason? First off why in the hell would you want to be named after that? You're a little bitch and you definately don't fit the ASSASIN part of that! Now Triple H you want to come out talking shit how you actually think for one second that you'll be in that ring longer then two minutes and by then I will have beat your stupid Slapass and eliminated you! You say I will have to fight for my life? HA, HA, HA, The Chosen One's life is more threatened by a two month old toddler than it is by you, I mean what are you going to do, Hit me with your sledgehammer? HA! Listen Assasin boy, Before you get a chance to even get close to hitting me with that little toy of yours you will already have been hit by the chosen one's GUITAR! Triple H you call yourself the game? HA! That nickname is even more retarted than The Cerebral Assasin! Ha, you even went as far in that promo of yours to say that you are the top guy. What an idiot, Triple H you Stupid Slapass don't go around the GPW talking shit that you can't back up because The CHosen One will be the first to shove all of those words down your damn throat! You call yourself a brawler? Triple H once again you are writing a check that you ass can't cash, and The Chosen One might as well be the banker that is going to tell you to find a new bank, Because your shit sure as hell ain't good enough for the Global Proffesional Wrestling! Now Triple H you said that I will have to kill you to make you submit? Well now that you have told me that i'd be glad to show your ass that I'm not scared to do anything and killing you won't be an exception! Triple H you might not think i'm crazy enough to kill you if that is what it takes to win, BUT YOU'RE WRONG, and come this Monday you'll be DEAD WRONG! Triple H you said i'd have to end you, To beat you...and I WILL END THE GAME! I will turn off the power and when i'm done doing that I will repeatedly hit your Steroid poppin ass with a GUITAR OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL....YOU'RE DEAD AND THEN I'LL BURY YOUR ASS SIX FEET UNDER! You don't have to believe me Hunter but when it's all said and done your ass will be GONE FOR GOOD, and you know what that means my friend.....GAME MOTHERFUCKING OVER! HAHAHAHAHA! Now Hunter I saw you going over some pictures and I found some pictures of my own......LOOk at picture number one...It's me doing what I do all the time....STYLING AND PROFILING! Now the second picture is that same thing...ME STYLIN AND PROFILIN!

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Now that I got that Steroid Poppin Slapass out of the way let me get to the 'Human Wrecking Machine!'...HA, Give me a break Slappy, I'm sick and tired of seeing you run around the wrestling promotions you are in with a gay little towel around your head and believe me when I tell you it's about stupid! You can do what you want though it is up to you, If you want to walk around with a towel over your head looking like SABU that is fine with me, But let me warn you if you walk around CHOKING ME OUT AGAIN, YOUR ASS WILL SEE WHO HAS ALL THE STROKE AROUND THE GPW! Taz incase you haven't got the idea yet I am the man with The Stroke, Hell I have more Stroke than Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon...and even BILL GATES! Now even with all of The Stroke I do have I still fight when needed and I do everything, and The Chosen One means every damn thing it takes to win...Whether it be killing someone...Going through their family, I will do whatever it takes to win and if you don't believe me..Feel free to test my patience because you will see just how The Chosen One truely is! Taz you're going to be the man that I will make your life miserable, I will make yous squeel in the match on RAW...and if you do come after me any further after RAW I will make sure that you go down..and when I say go down I don't just mean for the three count, I mean you will go down for DAMN GOOD! I don't lie, I don't just talk, I do what I say i'm going to do and Taz i'm saying right now that I am going to win that match on RAW and whether you believe me or not I could care less your ABOVEAVERAGE SLAPASS IS GOING DOWN! Taz when you came out on the previous house show and you CHOKED ME OUT, You messed up! When you came out for the second time, You more than just messed up...YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME, and that means that I will get my revenge, whether you like it...Triple H likes it...Or even if that Redneck bastard Stone Cold Steve Austin likes it! After I finish beating these three Sawed off SLapnutz on RAW I am going straight after the World Title, Now CHOKE ON THAT! Now since i'm moving onto 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin...I think it would only be proper of me to bring up Austin's pal...JIM ROSS! Ross get your fat ass up here now!

-((( The RAW IS WAR theme hits the p/a system and Jim Ross get's up from his announce position, Jeff is smiling as Jim climbs into the ring, Jeff walks up to Jim and is about to shake his hand but instead he hits Jim with the guitar across the top of his head, The guitar pieces fly all over the ring as Jeff laughs histerically. He pics up the mic and begins again. )))-

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Listen Austin I don't give a damn about you..your friends, Your family or anyone involved with you, And don't think that I won't go through them to get to you, Austin you will have to put me down for good to get me off your back, Slappy! You see Austin i'm sick and tired of your ass, You come out and say you are the toughest S.O.B around wrestling...and i'm just sick of hearing it..Especially when knowing that I am the best wrestler around the whole wrestling world! Austin ever since you've came back from getting your ass ran over by Triple H your ass has been a big neusance to the wrestling business and I just hate it when neusances stick around and continually bug the hell out of me! Austin let me get this straight..Are you supposed to scare The Chosen One with your little S.O.B gimmick? Are you supposed to have me thinking of whether or not I can beat you? Well if that's your goal for now it's far off, As a matter of fact it's so far off that your ass ain't even in the ring! Austin what's the big deal with you? You think because in WWF you were a big timer that it should make you even bigger person here? Austin you have to maintain your status as a main eventer yet again here in the GPW, and until you do your Slap happy ass can get the fuck out of my way or feel THE STROKE! Now Austin I know you don't like me, And believe me the feeling is mutual and Austin when your Slapass gets in the ring with The Chosen One on Monday night your ass will belong to the Chosen One whether you like it or not AUSTIN! Austin you wanna come out here running your mouth about how you can beat me, Taz, and Triple H, well you've got something coming that not even the toughest S.O.B will be able to handle! You see Slappy, You managed to piss off three of the most intense, Three of the elite and you now will pay for it! Now if you don't like everything I just said you Can.....

CHOKE ON THAT...

SLAPNUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-((( Jeff drops the mic and climbs up on the turnbuckle raising the guitar, He then climbs down and stands over Jim Ross smiling, he then starts cracking up in a devilish laugh as The House Show goes to commercial! )))-

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!