WHO'S YOUR CHOSEN DADDY!?!?!

People Used: ' The Chosen One ' Jeff Jarret, Pamela Paulshock,

People Mentioned: The GPW, Austin, Tazz, HHH

Place of RP: Memphis, TNN, An Arena you ass!

OOC Comment: CHOKE ON IT SLAPNUTZ!

WHO'S YO CHOSEN DADDY?

JEFFFF JARRET

((- Yet again a new dawn, A new era, and a new wrestling organization for 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret to take by storm! This new wrestling Organization is the GPW, Global Proffesional Wrestling, Now it might not seem like much now but they already have all of the top talent in the Proffessional Wrestling Business now! Big names like The Rock, Triple H, Chris Jericho, and the list goes on, But the one name that actually matters is 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret! Jeff Jarret is the pride and joy of technical wrestling...Hell...he's the pride and joy of wrestling period and anyone that get's in his way will soon find that out, Whether it be Scott Steiner, Stone Cold, The Rock, Booker T, or whatever stupid SlapA$$ that might try it! Now Choke On THat SlapNutz! -))

-(( The scene opens up into the sold out Memphis, Arena! The fan's are going crazy at the thought of a new company with all of the new names going at it! The men on the other hand wouldn't mind seeing some women go at it. In any case all of the fans are on their feet holding their signs in the air as the camera pans around the arena. The camera's zoom in on several signs..'CHoke On It!...'Who's Net'....'ROCKY'....'WHEN YOU HEAR THE GLASS, IT'S YOUR ASS'...'X-Factor'...'RHINO'...all of a sudden the GPW TRON Cut's on into the back and it shows Jeff Jarret standing next to Pamela Paulshock. Jeff is wearing his Slapnutz Guitar T-shirt, and a pair of black jean pants, He also has his guitar leaning against his shoulder, He slides his glasses down to his nose with his middle finger and looks Pam up and down, He then puts his glasses back how they were and smiles..She blushes and then speaks.. ))-

GPW TRON

(- Pamela 'Hotty' Paulshock -) Hello Jeffy, How you doing?

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Pamela, Pamela, Pamela, I wrote a little poem for you would you like to hear it? Too bad you're going to anyways..Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, If you don't get out of my face there is a GUITAR SHOT WAITING FOR YOU! Pamela i'm not like these other outrageous Slapnutz out there, I'm The CHosen One, Just because you let your tits flop out of your shirt don't think you're going to get lucky with the Chosen One, Go back to Hooter ya dumb braud! [ Pamela exits Scene ] Yeah that's better now let the Chosen One Speak! Okay we got the GPW, Global proffesional Wrestling, Big names, But the biggest....JEFF JARRET! You Slapnutz in the back might not realize this yet but I am the future GPW World Heavyweight champion! Now how about this, The Chosen One yet again leaves a major promotion for another major Promotion, Well let me assure you if this thing lasts i'll last with it because The Chosen One is sick and tired of jumping ship! This is the place for The Chosen One and i'm staying with whether Mr. Russo, Shane McMahon, Vince McMahon, Or even good ol' Ted Turner himself like it! Now just because the Chosen One is faced with odds that outweigh himself he still will put up a hell of a fight and eventually he will come out on top where he belongs....That GPW Heavyweight Title is my goal and there are three men that stand in my way for this historic event as The GPW kicks off with one hell of a opening event, There are big names in this card..The Rock, Undertaker, Booker T, Shawn Michael's, Kane, Nash, Gunn, Steiner, Well we have all the big named SlapNUtZ here in the GPW but those names I just mentioned aren't Main Eventing! No only an awesome talent like the CHosen One could do such a thing, Hey there are three other men main eventing but let's just put it this way Slappy, I'm there for one thing and one thing only, TO WIN, Those other guys are just there to make The Chosen One look good! Now they might have been good talent in the small Wrestling Promotions they were in but they have no idea what talent is until they've wrestled the best, and my Slapnutz you are looking at the best right now, SO CHOKE ON THAT! Now what three men are in the match with me you dumb people are wondering? Well you bunch of SlapAsses you'll find out soon enough until then.....

CHOKE ON IT,
SLAPNUTZ!

-(( Jeff drops the microphone onto the concrete floor and he begins walking down the hall with his guitar still in hand, He reaches a table with a T.V. set on top of it and it also has a bunch of little bottles of water on it, Jeff sits his Guitar down ,Jeff picks up a bottle and unscrews the top of it. He takes a small sip of the water when the T.V. cuts on and Jeff looks around no body is seens anywhere, He looks at the T.V. and it has something written across the screen, It says 'I'm going to get you!' Jeff picks up his guitar as Water comes flying from his mouth, He has his guitar raised up as he is about to hit someone but still no one shows up, Jeff screams out...' Bring it Slappy, I'm right here!' ... No sign of anyone, Jeff looks at the T.V. with a sigh of relief, all of a sudden the T.V. goes black and then it turns back on again, The T.V. starts playing a commercial for the first ever GPW RAW IS WAR, It goes through all of the middle matches and so on, eventually it get's to the main event with Jeff Jarret, Triple H, Tazz, and Stone Cold! It shows old footage of each of them, Jeff picks the T.V. up and rips it's cord out of the wall, He then slams it on the ground and glass flys everywhere, He picks his Guitar up and leaves that area, He continues walking until he reaches a long corridor which leads to the entry way, 'Cowboy' By Kid Rock blasts throughout the arena and, The Cho-Cho-Cho-Chosen One, Is heard echoing throughout the arena as well. Jeff steps through the curtains with a look of fear, Determination, and well it's hard to tell how he looks exactly...Jeff has his Guitar in his left hand slung over that same shoulder, He steps onto the ramp and raises his arms into the air, the fans have no single reacting to this because Jeff has been a veteran in the sport for years and there are many that like him and many others that feel exactly the opposite. Jarret keeps walking to the ring careful every step he takes because he has been stalked all night by a strange character that we have know idea who it might be, Jeff reaches the ring and climbs up onto the apron, He get's in and get's on the second turnbuckle of the nearest corner and raises his guitar high in the air, The fans again give a mixed reaction, Jarret then climbs down and follows the rope to the center of the ropes and climbs up and raises his guitar, Behind him sparks fly up, Jarret smiles and the announcer hands him a microphone... ))-

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Listen Up Slapnutz, The Chosen One has arrived and what does he see? He see's an outrageous amount of Slapnutz, Now i've seen alot of Slapnutz before but this cuts the cake, I have never seen this many Slapnutz gathered in one place! Let's get right down to business...Look at my match on perhaps the biggest wrestling event in a long while, It's me The Chosen One against three other top superstars in Taz, Triple H, and that S.O.B Stone Cold! [ Fans Erupt in Cheers ] Yeah you dumb Slapasses cheer for that beer guzzling Asswipe all you want but it is set in stone that he can't hack it with 'The Chosen One'! Austin if you for one second think you can make it through a match with me...You're wrong, And this match is a fatal four way match that means that there will be two other men coming after your ass, You might as well give up now because you don't have a chance and once I eliminate you it's over, No more fans, No more fame, No more money, and No more of your stupid redneck ass around this business! Slappy you might have been able to run around in the World Wrestling Federation stunning people for no aparent reason...But here...You try that you'll get your ass beat! We here in the GPW don't play, Austin you're now messing with the big boys and don't you ever dout the talent here, Only the Chosen One is aloud to do that! Yes it is true Austin that when I was in the World Wrestling Federation that I left, But did I leave because I knew I would have to face you eventually? Hell No Slappy, I left because the World Wrestling Federation was one sick excuse for a wrestling promotion, and i'm glad that I got out when I did! But then the so called WCW-WWF Merger happened and Vince thought he could get rid of an athlete like myself, Ha, Can you believe that Salpass? He actually thought he could get rid of The Chosen One! What an ass, He just fucked himself because I found a bigger and better company, The Global Proffesional Wrestling! Now this is where The Chosen One proves just how much better he is! Now Austin you and me both are veterans of this business and we have both explored all of the big companys..But Austin the one difference between us and our careers is that every place I have went to I have dominated and eventually fit into the big picture. You see Austin you just can't cut it! Austin you are just like the rest of the men here in GPW you don't have a clue to how down worthless your wrestling abilities are, When you step in the ring with The Chosen One your asses are dust in the wind! Now, what about this other asshole..Triple H! [ Crowd makes a slight pop ] He calls himself The Game, When he knows damn well that any game can be beaten, But I am The Chosen One and I can't be beaten! Triple H this monday on RAW you will see just why I am The Chosen One! I'm going to be on you like white on rice, Like flys on shit, Like that stupid Slut Stephanie McMahon on some guys DICK! Now Triple H I know you're a good athlete as much as I hate to admit it, But either way I will tear you apart Slappy, The Chosen One is going to take you on a ride that your ignorant SLAPASS will never, ever, FORGET! Hunter you and me never got our chance to go at it in the World Wrestling Federation but the GPW is healing up old dents in our careers and now me and you will end up facing off and whether you like it or not your ass will go down to the STROKE! Now Triple H you think that move the Pedigree is even somewhat going to slow me down? Well if you do you're wrong, boy, and on RAW i'm going to show your ass just how in the hell worthless that little move of yours is! When I put the Stroke on you Triple H The Game will be over and then that will leave one man, One Pint sized pile of shit....TAZZ! Listen here Slappy or Tazz or Spazz or whatever in the hell your damn name is, I am going to put your ass out of the misery you are living through! Tazz when i'm don......

-(( Jeff is cut off by Tazz's theme music, Jeff drops the mic and looks at the entry way waiting for Tazz to come out. The pyro shoots up from the stage and Jarret can see a somewhat short figure standing there, Jeff jumps out of the ring and runs up to the top of the entry way and nails the man in the orange myst, Jeff then raises his broken guitar high in the air. The fans begin to boo, Jeff then is about to leave the cloud of myst to come back out to the ring pulling the man behind him, When he gets out of the myst he looks at the man and it turns out to be The Germ! Jarrets face suddenly turns to fear and he gets ready for whoever may come out of the entry way, All of a sudden a fan jumps from the crowd and runs up behind the unsuspecting Jarret, The fan locks on the tazmission then falls to the floor locking it on. THe man's hat falls off and it is TAZZ! Taz stands there choking Jeff even as the parametics come out to help Jeff, Jeff's face suddenly looks lifeless, Taz let's Jarret go and beats down all of the parametics. Taz then leaves the ring area into the back, More parametics come out and pick Jarret up on a stretcher. The fans burst into cheers for this! The camera's follow the parametics to the locker room of Jeff Jarret. The parametics sit there trying to revive Jeff, Jeff's head starts shaking and then his eyes open, The parametics seem relieved, Jeff get's up and storms out of the room and into the hallway...He walks down the hall and to Taz's locker room, Jeff opens the door and no one is inside. He walks inside and sees a picture of Taz, He picks it up and throws it against the mirror which shatters almost immediatly. Jeff smiles as he goes back outside the locker room and comes back in with Orange spray paint, Jeff writes JJ all over the locker room. Jeff then sits in Taz's chair. He then calls for the camera to focus on him as he speaks.. ))-

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Listen here Taz you Jurassic Slapass, You might think you have your short ass in my head but in the big picture the Chosen One should be in your head because mark my words if I don't get you on RAW your ass will be mine eventually...MARK MY WORDS! Now I never got a talk to talk about your Slaphappy ass in the ring so let me take this oppurtunity right now....Taz you think you stopped the Chosen One? Well if you did I can't wait until you see the recording of this right now because when you do you will know that I, The Chosen One, The future GPW World Heavyweight Champion is unstoppable! You will know that you fucked up when you choked out the Chosen One! Sure Taz you might be the 'Human Wrecking Machine' or 'The Human Suplex Machine' or even 'The Slappy Asslicking Machine' for all The Chosen One cares, But either way Taz on RAW your ass will get hit with The Stroke and when you will most likely be the last man eliminated I think that i'll save you for last, and at the end of the match there is going to be Chairshots all around, That means you, Austin, and even that Steroid poppin prick Triple H are going down to the Stroke followed by a Chairshot! Taz don't think because you are making your so called most awaited return in the world of proffesional wrestling that I am going to take it easy on you, Oh know The Chosen One will take your short little ass to a whole new level. The suplexes you are famous for won't help your ass, Neither will that Chokehold, None of the moves in your whole arsenal will help you whether it be new or old, I have studied your stupid slapass and i'm ready for anything your stupid SLAPASS might have prepared for THE CHOSEN ONE! Taz me and you are probably the two best all around wrestlers in this match on RAW and well me and you will in The Chosen One's mind be the last in the ring and you see that means that it will be you and me...First Blood match! Now Taz just think about this, This First blood match will be after we've been through a NO Disqualification Match, and a Submission Match, Taz me and you will both be down to the last drops of sweat and when the night is over I will have released a stream of blood from the top of your SKULL! Taz you can't suplex your way out of this one, You can't even Choke your way out of this...HELL YOU CAN'T BEG YOUR WAY OUT OF THE ASS WHOOPIN YOU HAVE IN STORE FOR YOURSELF THIS MONDAY! There is simply put no damn way that your SUPERSIZED SLAPASS can get out of this Taz, Your ass will belong to The Chosen One and that means your going to be S.O. Mother Fucking L, SHIT OUTTA LUCK, Now Tazz CHOKE ON IT BITCH!

-(( Jeff get's up and picks up a lamp then slams it on the ground, it shatters and flys across the room, He just stands there laughing at the mess he has made. He walks out the door and down the hall a bit, He is about to enter his locker room when Mean Gene Okerlund stops him and says...'Can I get a couple words?'...Jeff smiles and responds..'Sure thing meet me in the ring in about 20 minutes and i'd be glad to'...Jeff turns around and walks away...))-

[ 20 Minutes Later ]

-(( The house show opens back up and the when the cameras finish panning around they stop at the ring where Jeff Jarret and Mean Gene Okerlund sit in the ring in chairs and microphones in hand. Okerlund speaks.. ))-

(- 'Mean' Gene Okerlund -) Well Jeff it's finally happened you have finally gotten the recognition that you damn well deserve. [ Jeff knods his head as in agreeing ] But Jeff you do realize that with the recognition comes the responsibility?

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Listen up Slapnut, I know damn well all of the responsibility involved in being a big timer around the wrestling World! Let me reming you I am a former World Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Champion of THe World, and I am also a former World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion....So don't you think that I can't handle the heat here in GPW because I can and I will handle the heat! You see Okerlund I am The Chosen One, and I am The Chosen Champion and eventually I will be the only one left standing here in the GPW! I will be the only one that matters, I will simply be the LAST MAN STANDING! That might sound corny but for god sakes Gene that is the god to honest truth, and if you don't believe me you need to leave me be before I take my guitar and slap you right across the face with it! Sure there is alot of talent in the ring with me, But hell The Chosen One knows his place in the wrestling world, and his place is at the top of the mountain, The Chosen One belongs at the top by himself simply because there are no longer any wrestlers worthy of being up at the top with ME!

(- 'Mean' Gene Okerlund -) Butt Jeff are you sure you should be so overzealous? Do you realize that every Superstar in the GPW can hear you in the back? Do you realize that the three other men in the main event with you at The GPW's First RAW IS WAR can hear every word that you are saying? You know that this usually will make them more and more angry and when they get in the ring with you they're going to tear you apart..

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Gene...Gene...Gene...Something you don't realize is the fact that I am The Chosen One, I can take out anyone anywhere or even anytime, Whether i'm in my PJ's or whatever in the hell I might be doing i'll beat Triple H, Taz, or even 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin! Gene you might not realize this but I am the best wrestler here, I am the best wrestler in the world, and if there are any unknown lifeformed Slapasses in this known universe then I am alos the best damn wrestler in the UNIVERSE! Now Choke On THAT!

(- 'Mean' Gene Okerlund -) Now to my next question, How exactly do you feel about this upcoming match on RAW? It's going to be you against Triple H against Stone Cold Steve Austin, against TAZ 'THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE', This match could be the biggest in your career, and yet you seem to not have even the slightest bit of worry in your whole outlook of the future! Look Jeff this match is a 4 Way Elimination match, The first stipulation will be a No DQ Match, The second stip will be a Submission Rules Match, The third stip will be a one on One FIRST BLOOD MATCH! Do you....

(- 'The Chosen One' Jeff Jarret -) Ahhh Shut up Slappy your annoying The Chosen One! What about the stipulations? Three big stipulations, One No Disqualification, What's up with this? Who in the hell cares about no DQ matches anymore...Wheewwwweee, NO DQ am I supposed to be worried? We have three non hardcore wrestlers in the ring with me and therefor The Chosen One is safe from all of the danger in that stipulation, What's Taz going to do? Try and hit me with a trashcan where he grew up? HA! That Slapnut can't handle The Chosen One! What about Triple H? He's going to try a sledgehammer shot on me, and then i'm going to take my guitar and slap him across the face with it! Now Stone Cold, The S.O.B! What is this little SlapAss going to do to The Chosen One? SHIT! That's right he won't do shit to the Chosen One, Because before he can i'll make sure he'll get stopped in mid motion! That's it for the first stipulation, Now how about the submission match...By now Triple H will most likely be out of the match so this leaves Me, Taz, and Stone Cold Steve Austin! Austin your totally screwed a submission match is far from your speacialty and that's why your next to be eliminated, Whether it be by my Figure Four, Or Taz's Tazmission! Now that leaves me and Taz, The human Suplex Machine, What's so intimidating about this guy? He is 5'4 and he weighs like 20 pounds, HA! First Blood! Taz your blood will be spilled all over the RAW IS WAR RING and that is all there is to say about that!

(- 'Mean' Gene Okerlund -) Well Jeff thanks for the....

-(( Jeff stands up and nails Gene over the head with the guitar, Jeff then picks up the mic again and yells into it...'COME ON TAZ'...The lights start to dim..'Taz's' music hits the p/a system. Jeff now looks into the crowd as Taz's pyro goes off, TAZ comes out from under the ring and runs up to JEFF and locks on the Tazmission. The fan's by now are on their feet, Jeff is screaming in pain! About twenty reffs come running out from the back, But Taz drops Jeff and picks up Jeff's guitar and starts taking out the reff's one by one. The reff's drop like flys, Taz then picks Jarret back up and locks on the Tazmission again, The camera's zoom in on Jeff and he looks to have fainted, Taz is screaming to him...'WHAT NOW BITCH, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHA VICTIM, HAHAHAHA!'....Finally the reffs are back up and they are dragging Taz off of Jeff, They finally get Taz off and the camera's zoom in on Jeff's lifeless face and the show fades to black. ))-