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.:[ What's this? It's Kurt Angle against Billy The One Gunn and there is no telling who will prevail because this match may be the biggest match of the night! Sure there are other matches..For instance..The First blood match between Rikishi and The supposed so called 'People's Champion' The Rock! But that wouln't top Kurt Angle's match, Maybe the Jeff hardy vs Eddy Gurrero match will top it...Don't make me laugh! Maybe the tag team table match between Kronik and E&C will be able to top it..NOPE Not even close! Here's a good one Shawn Michael's versus Goldberg, Two old boring wrestlers have no chance at topping this match! Now there's only one match on the card that comes close to topping the Kurt Angle/Billy Gunn match, and that is the main event between 'Big Poppa Pump' and Triple H and Stone Cold and 'Da bad Guy' Scott Hall! But just because they come close doesn't mean they top it and that my friends...IS TRUE! ]:.

.:[ The scene opens up into the 'XCW Washington Arena' The show is just beginning when 'MEDAL' blares over the p/a system it plays on for 5 minutes when no one shows up and it finally cuts...The titantron clicks on and it shows Kurt Angle standing in the back with Kaientai, He is wearing a robe and a crown...Kaientai is looking at him strangely. Kurt see's the camera's and he speaks.. ]:.

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. Hello there, I'd like to introduce the fan's out there to...The newest Tag Team, Emporer Angle's Crew! these two will go straight to the top here in the World Wrestling Federation, They will destroy the likes of Edge and Christian and even Kronik! Or whatever other scum may oppose them, Now how about a few words Taka?

.:[ Taka Michinoku ]:. GUNG HO! Chong Chow, Gundo Fling Flong. Simese Cheese! EVIL DING DONG!

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. Wow! Now i'm sure you American english speakers across the world did not understand what Takason just said so let me translate it for you..He said..'Kurt Angle will be victorious this Monday night, and if you don't like that bite my ding dong!'..Now what about you Funaki?

.:[ FUNAKI ]:. COMO, Fosolatido! Uno, Dos, Tres, Cimi Timi Taught!

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. Oh, I see...he said...'Just Bring It Billy GUnn, Angle's going to pin you..and get the One..Two..Three, Can you smell it?'...Thanks for the convidence guys. Now i'd like you two to meet me in the ring for my later promotion, OK?

.:[ Taka Michinoku ]:. C, Senior!

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. O.K. then I got some stuff to take care of first but you two keep an eye on the telivision because i'll be coming out in an hour or two possibly. Now i'll be on my way..

.:[ The Titan tron continues to roll as Kurt Angle walks out of his dressing room...Kurt is about to go into the parking lot when..Michael Cole jumps out from behind a door, Kurt jumps up high and almost falls. Kurt get's up and sweeps his emporers robe off. Kurt is about to hit Cole then he starts counting to ten...He uses his fingers..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10..Kurt stops and exhales greatly..He then looks Cole in the eye and speaks.. ]:.

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. Cole you scared the heck out of me, Geesh! Well what do you need? Answers from the 'True American Hero' no dout...Well no need for you to ask i'll answer your questions..Just make it snappy because I have other things to do..

.:[ Michael Cole ]:. Sorry about that Kurt, But since your letting me ask question's i'll go right ahead..So Kurt you saw Billy Gunn's promo can you believe some of the things he said? Are you even scared in the least?

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. Michael one thing you never are supposed to be in the business of wrestling is scared...If you're scared then you're making a big mistake, You never should fear anyone..Look at Crash Holly, He was never scared no matter who he fought...But now he is not in wrestling any longer so it doesn't really matter..The point is, He was never scared of some butt hole like Billy Gunn, Or Kane, Or Taker, or anyone for that matter. Now you're asking me if i'm scared and Cole I think you know that answer, Of course i'm not scared, Look who i'm facing...Billy Gunn what in the heck is Billy Gunn to me? He's nothing, nadda, zip, zilch..If he want to try making me mad that's his own problem because no-one and I mean no one can make me angry, You see..I'm the only real athlete here in the XCW-WWF! I'm the only True Athlete..Not Billy Gunn, Sure he's got all the stuff to be a good athlete but for one reason he is held back and that reason is he just can't hack it in the ring! Billy if you do show up this Monday on RAW that's good for you although I am going to put an end to you, If you show up, It's over Billy your no longer the one, Your no longer an ass man, All you are is a shell of what a man once was because when i'm done Billy you'll be eating out of a straw, you blong highlighted freak..NO OFFENSE COLE! Billy you say you're not excited about the opening of the XCW WWF, Well Billy I wouldn't be excited if I was in your shoes either because you're going up against an 'American Hero' and an emporer of Japan...you got that bucko?

.:[ Michael Cole ]:. You bet, Now what are some of your plans to keep Billy Gunn down for the One, Two, Three? Can you put him down? Or the even bigger question...Can you keep him down?

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. Michael your questions seem to bore me and obviously they bore this poor audience so i'll tell ya what you get one more question after I answer this obvious question very quickly. First of all can I put Gunn down? Well Cole let me tell you something, I have put Viscera down, The Rock down, Undertaker down, Triple H down, and you don't think I can put Billy Gunn down? Is there something wrong with the way your brain works? Because everyone here knows DAMN WELL I am the best athlete all around here in the XCW and that's the bottom line COLE! You see Cole I am an Olympic Gold Medalist, I went through the competition like a knife would go through butter and I won the gold like I said I would in the very beginning. I am the only GOLD MEDALIST to grace the wrestling World, And if you think some low life Jack(Censored) is going to stop me from doing what I want here in the XCW-WWF you're wrong, You're damn wrong! Me and Taka and Funaki the newest alliance aren't to be fooled around with bucko, and if you want some of us all you have to do is ask! Now Billy this monday you get some of the best (censored) Wrestler here and you're not going to enjoy it..That is TRUE!

.:[ Michael Cole ]:. Most of what you said is True Kurt, but some of the parts about how you're just going to plow through Billy Gunn..? I'm sorry but I don't know if you'll be able to back that u.....

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. Michael, I do not recall asking for your thoughts on my answers to your darn questions! Did I? NO I DIDN'T! I can't believe you people...I do you a favor and then you turn back in my face and laugh i'm tried of it..Cole from now on I will never answer your questions again..You come up to me asking for answers then i'll be forced to snap your (Censored) Ankle..How's that sound? You suck at your job anyway's so just go away, Leave Emporer Angle be!

.:[ Michael Cole ]:. You think you could do better? Feel free here's the mic (Kurt takes the mic), Just ask me a couple questions..

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. FINE THEN! Well i'm here on the scene with Bucko Jone's, How's it going Bucko? (Cole is about to answer but get's cut off by Kurt) That's good! Now i'm sure you must be on your way..Bye, Bye, Bucko!

.:[ Kurt slams the mic into Cole's chest and just walks past him. Cole looks back at Kurt angry but is too scared to do anything, The camera's follow Kurt to the parking lot where Kurt is getting in a Ford Explorer Sport..Kurt climbs in and slams the door, the car is heard turning on and it then speeds out of the lot..The camera's fade to commercial break.. ]:.

.:[ The scene opens back up into the sold out Washington, DC Arena. The fans are on their feet as they wait for whomever the next XCW-WWF Superstar may be to come out from the back. Just then the lights dim and 'KAIENTAIE'S' music blasts over the p/a system, The fan's are looking at the stage for a pause of one minute..Kaintai's music hits again and they finally step out. They stop at the top of the ramp, Both of them holding Flags with a red circle in the middle. Taka and Funaki both start waving the flags in the air..The fan's just laugh..Kaintai runs down to the ring and slides in, Taka and Funaki both grab a microphone and then speak.. ]:.

.:[ Taka Michinoku ]:. (Taka looks around and his lips start moving but nothing comes out then from the loudspeakers a corny chinese movie voice comes on) You..American..Fools..BWAHAHAHAHA, You..Have No Idea what the Oriental express has in store for you...BWAHAHAHA..You..all..will feell, The....Wrath..of us....Because we..are....Kurt Angles..Deciples...and..more than...that...we...are...EVILLLLLLLL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

.:[ FUNAKI ]:. (Once against The Chinese voice set's in and moves faster than FUNAKI's mouth) INDEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!

.:[ The lights dim and 'MEDAL' hits the p/a system, Red, White, and blue lights shine all over the arena, The fans are on their feet ready to start booing..Kurt Angle steps from behind the curtains still wearing his Emporer robe and crown. Kurt has his arms raised in the air and the fans are booing like crazy..Kurt continues walking until he finally reaches the ring, He climbs up on the apron and climbs in. Kurt walks around the ring with one hand on the gold medals and one hand up in the air. Kurt stops and a microphone is handed to him. ]:.

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. (A weird American Voice starts..Oh wait that's Kurt Angle...) Now me and Taka and Funaki are going to take this federation by storm! Now people Like Billy Gunn are our targets and his filthy disgusting promos are quite unaceptable. Now I think our good friend Billy has an obsession with asking Men..If they shave their butt? Now Billy I don't know why you go around asking other men what their assses look like, But hey if that's how you live if you like to get booty banged then I understand..100 Percent..and that is true. Now Billy you want to go all out and say that 'Your American Hero' hasn't been seen much since his last promo? Well I could care less what you say or what you think our match on RAW i'm going to come out the victor. Billy you know what sickens me the most about you? No, it's not your bleach blonde hair...Or your cocky attitude, Cause I do respect that. But what sickens me about you is just that you are wasting good American air that true American's can use not a filthy excuse for a wrestler like yourself Gunn! Now listen up Gunn I got lucky getting a match with your ugly butt, I'm going to tear you apart Gunn i'm going to show you the true meaning of pain, and humiliation! Gunn you might have a couple of accomplishments like the IC Title..I've been there done that...No you haven't even claimed the European Title, But Gunn....I HAVE..It was too easy....you've claimed the Tag Gold quite a few times but Gunn that's with a partner, And i'm sure your partners did all the work in that division! Billy I have claimed many Championships in the past but you..only two..HA! That's pitiful..I've claimed The WOrld, IC, and European! You think you can beat an Olympic Gold Medalist? Give me a break, Gunn, You can hardly beat the likes of Eddy Gurrero. Gunn you want some of me i'll give you what yo want bucko, That'll be no probleymo! Gunn it's useless for you to even try to beat me...Why in the heck are you even going to try? I mean come on Gunn you a lowly American Scum..Perhaps if you got lucky you might actually have a chance But Gunn your luck has run out and now the Olympic Hero is going to make you his (censored)! Now I have someone i'm going to introduce to you fans you already know him but...we're not going to give ourselves away to you just yet...Ha...Now Out Comes my good friend..

.:[ Kurt drops the mic and the arena is silent nothing is happening..Until Kurt goes up behind Taka and hits the Olympic Slam! Funaki turns around and Kurt Olympic Slams him. Taka Michinoku starts crawling towards him, Kurt jumps behind Taka and locks on the 'ANKLE LOCK'...Taka begins screaming...Kurt jumps behind Funaki and puts the 'Ankle lock' on him as well. Funaki's Ankle snaps in half. KUrt smiles and rolls both him and Taka out of the ring. Kurt stands up and 'Turn it up' Too Cool's theme hits the p/a system..Scotty Too Hotty runs down the ramp and Kurt sees him, Kurt catches Scotty at the very moment he slides in and then delivers a Belly To Belly Suplex. Kurt goes behind the fallin Scotty and locks on the ankle lock...Scotty starts screaming and tapping out until finally..SNAP his ankle breaks in two....Kurt laughs and rolls him out of the ring, Just then...'MEDAL' hits the p/a system. But Kurts not leaving a man is walking down the ramp in a red white and blue robe. He reaches the apron and climbs up...Kurt knows who it is obviously..The man walks over to the mic Funaki dropped and speaks... ]:.

.:[ Mystery ]:. Kurt how many people was that you just took out? Umm...Three..and these stupid fans think that Billy Gunn's actually going to be a problem? Damn these are about the dumbest fan's yet. I guess seeing how it is the Capital of the United States that they should be dumb. Now this monday Kurt proves to the people...To the President of this very company that he deserves a shot! A shot at what you ask...Well he deserves a shot at the World title!

.:[ Kurt Angle ]:. Now since I've gotten that pitiful athlete Billy Gunn out of the way i'll speak a bit about 'The Game' Triple H! Now Triple H i'm sick and tired of you coming out here running off at the mouth, You want some of 'The American Hero'? Triple H you haven't mentioned me yet..But let me asssure you, i'm the worst enemy you can have, Punk, Hey remember that night your wife had a night out with me? Ha! I think she enjoyed it tooo....Well that doesn't matter Game all that matters is that i'm going to go on to be the First XCW-WWF...WORLD CHAMPION! It's my destiny Hunter, It's been written in the books of destiny and all I have to do is simply read the book and out comes a star...a champ..and a real american hero. Triple H you come out with you sledgehammer and your bad attitude and you try putting people out of the business, But what you don't realize is that you can't put me at because i'm simply too good for you bucko, I bring my Gold Medals to the ring...That's all I need Hunter..Then I snap people's ankles with my Ankle Lock! Now let's move on to....The fake People's Champion..The Rock! (Crowd starts chanting Rocky..Rocky..ROcky..) Yeah you cheer him for whatever reason there is to cheer him and you boo me? Why? Why do you cheer The Rock..Who has accomplished nothing like the likes of me..and boo me? I don't understand you people. Rock you little (Censored) you talk to much crap to come out and mess with Kurt Angle..my friend! You need to learn how to wrestle doing your three big moves isn't going to help you much buddy..The Spinebuster...The Rock bottom..The People's Elbow..Rock's book of moves..HA! Rock I have many various suplexes and other submissions so you just better watch out because if I decide to put you out I can..and I can do it without breaking a sweat! Rock i'm going to show you what an American Hero is all about, When I lock on the ankle lock I am going to make sure I put you out of this business for good. Rocky you and me have had many battles and if when we get in the ring again they are going to play out the same way...I'll come out on top...IF YOU SMELALALALALALA WHAT THE AMERICAN HERO.....IS.......................................COOKING! Oh Rock, One more question...

WHERE ARE YOUR GOLD MEDALS?

.:[ Kurt drops the mic and 'MEDAL' hits the p/a system, Kurt walks out of the ring followed by the masked man and they both walk up the ramp as the scene fades to a Wrestlemania commercial. ]:.