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-(( Justin Credible is
sitting in his locker room with a tear running down the
side of his face, He looks up and see's the camera. The
camera zoom's in and all of a sudden everything is black.
The camera then turns on and it show's the camera man
laying on the ground bleeding from the head, The camera
turns around and it show's Justin Credible standing in
his locker room. Justin is looking at the camera
strangely, he takes the camera and slams it in the guy's
face. The man just seems to moan and Justin smiles,
Justin's body can now be seen in full by a camera located
in his locker room. Justin's door creaks and he turns
around with his Kendo stick in the air as he turns he
slows down and notices that it is only Pamela Paulshock!
He exhales deeply and speaks...'What is
it Pamela? Oh you're looking good tonight.'....Pamela
blushes...'Thanks, Do you mind if I show
you...I mean ask you a couple questions?'....Justin
smiles...'Sure babe, But make it quick!'....Justin stops
in mid speech and speaks once more...'Oh wait
first let me go cut this promotion for my tag match on
Raw then when I come back you've got me all to your self
and you won't even have to share!'....Pam blushes..'Well..umm..Okay..'.....Justin slap's
her ass and starts walking towards the ring, His music
hit's and he starts walking faster! He finally reaches
the curtains and steps out, The fans immediatly get
louder and Justin just gives them all a huge smile.
Justin flicks the crowd off and waves his kendo stick in
the air getting a humungous chorus of boos. Justin walks
down to the apron and rolls in the ring, When he get's in
the ring he walks over to the rops and steps up on them
with one foot raising his Kendo stick all the way up in
the air. Justin get's down and is handed a microphone...
))-
'Justin
Credible' Well now, If it isn't that most annoying
bunch of JackAsses in history...Yeah i'm talking to you
people out there in the crowd! Shut the hell up! Now let
me get started, Let me start Off with Stone Cold Steve
Austin! Austin you gave me one hell of a match Thursday
and I for damn sure gave you a challenge. None the less I
still lost but my spirits ain't down yet buddy I have
alot more years left before I stop and Austin you're
going to find out the true meaning of PAIN the next time
we meet! Austin you didn't get lucky you beat me fair and
square and for that I respect you. Now this Thursday me
and my boy Chris Jericho fight the unlikely assholes in a
Tag Team match and that's when we show just what we are
made of! Now Taker and Triple H you two bastards yall two
might think you have this match in the bag, But you have
no idea how much Pain we are going to put your asses
through! Me and Jericho are going to take you both to
your limits and when we are done there won't be anything
worth saving from you two assholes! Now i'd like to bring
out a very close friend of mine.....X-PAC!
-(( Just then the
camera goes back to X-Pac's locker room where the
camera does a close up of his name on the dressing room door and X-Pac
comes barging out of the door as he has some sort of
focused look on his face! X-Pac almost seems as if he's
running to get to the stage... and before you know it,
the lights dim... and after a long period of time... BOOM! DX's pyro blows
the arena off the hook! and X-Pac comes from behind the
curtain... and he stands at the top of the ramp doing his
DX Chops! as the crowd erupts hearing the sound of Degeneration X
Theme Music by Run DMC, and X-Pac gives the
crowd a awkward look! and continues to walk down the
ramp, as X-Pac continues to walk he comes by fans with
signs saying Justin Credible! and others saying Your
Next! but as the crowd chants loudly, X-Pac comes up the
steps and onto the ring apron.. as he enters the ring
through the ropes he walks around the ring and pauses for
a few moments and looks Credible down as they both show
proper respect to one another... and he goes to the side
of the ring and receives a microphone from one of XCW's
side crew members... and X-pac begins to speak... ))-
'X-Pac' It's Me It's Me it's the X tot he
P to the A to the C And I am out here to help out our
fellon members of D-Generation X, Justin Credible and Y2J
Chris Jericho. They have some match against those asses
that we faced last week and beat there stupid asses.
Triple H ah and the Undertaker. There facing those two.
You know why it's so great because it's not going to make
and diffrence from last week. We beat there asses last
week and I am sure they can do it this week. Plus any
member of DX is always going to be over any shit member
of Unholy Alliance like HBK what a piece of shit. Well
anyway I came out here to help out and to tell that
Triple H and Undertaker you guys faced us last week and
that was nothing campared to how bad Justin Credible and
Chris Jericho are going to beat your no good asses this
week. Now tonight when you go out there with them I am
going to be in the back cheering DX on because hell there
gonna win anyway without a Dout. I mean think about it.
look at this peice of Shit Triple H who calls himself the
game. oh yeah great name. The game is deffentily far from
not being over because tonight it will be over when DX
comes out her and kicks both of your lame asses. Then you
got what do you want to call him. Oh yeah Underataker he
calls himself the American Badass. I am sure. What do you
two think that you guys can do different from what you
tried to do lastweek I mean that was the most easiest ass
whooping I would have to say. Your Uholy Alliance group
is nothing but a bunch of shit heads in it. You know what
I wish is. After this match when you to get the fuck beat
out of you I wish you guys would finnaly get some sense
and leave the Xtreme Championship Wrestling because hell
I said it last week. You guys can't achieve nothing in
this fed besides loosing. I mean even when you guys do
lose you don't make it look good. You guys make loosing
look the worsed. See tonight is a DX night. Not no
fucking Unholy Alliance piece of shit night. It will
never be that kind of night. DX is the best thats pretty
much why. I can't even believe to you two want to step
back in the ring with DX members. But it's a good lesson
for you guys. I mean because you guys just totally suck
anyway. Jericho and Credible are deffentily over you two.
You guys are far far from being even close to good. Your
gonna just come out here and get your asses beat again
just like you guys did last week. But like I said before
this time you guys will not want to come arond and DX
memeber. What the hell do you think DX is man. It's the
greatest and no one can stop that. So if you get in any
DX's members why your ass is getting knock right the fuck
down on the ground
where your pussie asses belong. I am so disgusted by how
bad you guys fighted last week. People like you shouldn't
even deserve to be here. You guys shouldn't even deserve
to come here as a fan. No one lieks you guys I mean hell.
You two suck about the worst in the XCW. Not to mention
one of your stupid ass members HBK who I will bwe kicking
the shit out of his ass tonight also for the IC #1
contendership. It's going to be great when again all of
the Unholy Alliances members get the shit beat out of
them just like thwey did last week. I can tell easily
that none of you guys never learn at all do you? nope I
did not think so. I mean where the hell did all you guys
go to school at? The instute for the stupidest ass people
in the world. Or did you guys just not go to school? I
don't know but you surley aren't smart hear. Not to
mention you guys have not one bit of skill when wrestling
is came up. I thought when I came here you guys would
actullay be able to wrestle but hell then when I saw you
guys and we faced you I said. Hey this guys aren't
freaking anything but the trash I throw out every sunday
night. So I hope you two aren't saw by me tonight after
your beaten by Justin Credible and Chris Jericho because
if you run in to me then you will just be running the
other way because then I will catch up to your ass and
just kick the shit out of it for being so stupid. I
belive that you guys got in this fed by sucking some
dicks or something because I am sure as hell you did not
get in because you can wrestle because if that was the
case then you guys would actullay be good but damn you
guys are so bad that your own mothers probabally regret
that they had you to this day. How did two fuckheads like
you manage to get together anyway. I mean look there's
badass then oh my theres the game ah. Stay away from them
they might hurt you to bad by maybe accidently stepping
on your toe. You guys are just so lame that I can't say
but when you guys were in the World Wrestling Federation
you both sucked even wrose then now. Or wait I can't say
that because you guys really suck now. Hey when you
guys win a match would you mine getting back to me in
about a never. Sorry but you guys have nothing compared
to DX and have nothing to compare to DX. You guys have 0
achievments here. Nothing was done by you guys here. I
shouldn't say but I am really sorry you came. In some
cases I really feel bad for you you know not being able
to wrestle or anything like that. I mean I know you guys
just are about the suckiest here. Your other members whoa
that just makes the stable you guys have just the
shitiest one ever in XCW History. I am telling you two
right now that if you guys ever decided to join a new
stable don't even ask us. So I guess thats about all and
I just came out here to warn you guys that...
YOUR ASSES
ARE GRASS AND CREDIBLE,JERICHO...THERE GONNA SMOKE
EM'!!!!
'Justin Credible' Well there ain't
much more I can add to that so i'll just give a quick
recap of what's going down this upcoming Monday....X-Pac
is going to beat Shawn Michael's down to a bloody
pulp...Me and Chris are going to destroy the unlikely
Assholes...and in other words Degeneration X will make
the whole XCW......
....:::::X-Pac and Justin Speak in
Chorus:::::....
SUCK
IT!!!!
-(( Justin and X-Pac
just hang over the top rope with their tounges down to
their chins, The show goes to commercial Break! ))-
 
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