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One more time boys, it's personal!
posted by Stone Cold Steve Austin
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[ [ [ The scene opens up and it shows up on the road. It seems to be the back of a black truck. The scene focus's out and it shows the inside of a truck, a monster truck. It now becomes pretty clear that it's Austin's black monster truck with the skull on the side. The seats are leather and the smell is of old beer. The camera focus's up closer on the front and the camera man moves forwards. Austin is sitting up front listening to "Disturbed" and drinking a beer. The camera man asks a question and starts to talk to Austin. ] ] ] |-Camera Man-| Hey Mr. Austin |-Steve Austin-| Who in the hell are you, and how in the hell did you get in the back of my truck?! [ [ [ The camera guy adjusts his back and gets to the front seat. ] ] ] |-Camera Man-| Uh, I'm the camera man, and I have a few questions to ask you. |-Steve Austin-| I don't got time for questions, I'm busy, now get the hell out. [ [ [ The camera man looks nervous and leans in and apolgizes. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| Aw hell just stay you can record what I have to say anway. |-Camera Man-| Yeah!! [ [ [ Austin sits back and lets back a cold one then lets out a huge burp as the Camera Man looks a little on edge and Austin then begins to speak. ] ] ] |-Steve
Austin-| Now
DDP, you came out here and you were flapping your gums like you actually
sounded smart. |-Camera Man-| What about Sandman [ [ [ Austin laughs. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| Man, that's one dumb son of a bitch! He thinks that he's gotten to me by kidnapping DDP's wife and taking Justin Hart, Bret Hart's son, well all that's done is piss of the Wolfpac even more! And hell he must be the dumbest bastard out there, because even old Stone Cold wouldn't burn the house down and steal the car of the damn referee for my World Title match. Sure I don't have a good history with Nash, but that dumb bastard did more than he should have and that just plain put his chances of winning in a dead lock stop! I mean hell I don't care what the hell Nash thinks of me, but if he don't make the count and pin, whoever's shoulders to the mat, whether it be his little buddy DDP, or that dumb bastard Sandman, he better make the count, because if he doesn't, Austin's coming for his sorry ass next! Now Sandman, we have never face, and hell you look like a tough bastard, but that don't mean crap when we get in that ring. It's all down to whose better and I'm the better man, whether you like it or not! [ [ [ Austin pulls into a parking lot. It looks like an arena's parking lot. Austin drives over to a parking spot and pulls in. He unbuckles his seat belt, puts his beer down and motions for the camera man to come out with him. He walks over to a crane while talking about something. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| Man, that son of a bitch Diamond Dallas Page talked a lot of crap on that chin guy's show, do you think that makes you a tough bastard. I hope not because you ain't, and that's going to be a big reality check at No Way Out if you didn't know that. I mean you say "How many times have I lost a wife to the company?" Man, that's your problem that you bring that slut you call a wife on the show to get captured. Hell if I brought my wife on the show, I wouldn't expect her to be safe in the locker room and at ringside. That's why I don't bring her anywhere. It's a smart move ya see. And hell if your that stuck up about your wife and Sandman taking her and whatever, sure I won't talk about it but be clear on one thing, I don't give a damn about your wife, and if that's your focus at No Way Out, well then I suggest you don't even come because if you want your damn wife, do it on your own time, not during my match for the World Title that will be in my hands! And you want to play mind games with Sandman and same to you Sandman, you wanna play mind games. Well hell, Austin can play too! [ [ [ Austin steps in a crane. He lefts up an explosive bomb. He lets it drop down on the Wolfpac Humor parked outside. He laughs and says, that's a mind game for you Wolfpac. And as for you Sandman, lets just hope that your pressure Francine wasn't sitting in the back seat still! The scene cuts out for a commercial. ] ] ] COMMERCIAL [ [ [ The scene returns to a in ring area where King and JR are talking about the Austin, DDP, Sandman match up at the PPV. The fans calm down a bit as JR and King start to talk. ] ] ] |-Jim Ross-| Austin has just entered the mind games that have been played by both the Wolfpac and the Unholy Alliance. I just pray that Francine wasn't in that truck because one causality wouldn't be a good mind game to play, I mean Austin could be in deep for that, and I don't think he wants Sandman that pissed at him! One causality is one to many |-Jerry Lawler-| Yeah, lets just hope that she wasn't, because if she was, then Austin is going to jail and then he wouldn't be able to get the revenge on everyone he's been talking about, and even worse Sandman wouldn't be able to kick his ass! And we all know we wanna see that Sandman get revenge on Austin for anything that he does, because Sandman is damn good at revenge, we all saw that after what Wolfpac did to him! I mean now he has full control of Kimberly and Justin Hart! |-Jim Ross-| That is true, he does have the mindset that one needs, but let's not forget that Kevin Nash has Francine, and that's enough to piss of sandman, and it seems toahat Nash and Francine are a little bit more than friends, they seem quite comfortable around each other! I mean Nash did use her in bed along with his many other girls! |-Jerry Lawler-| They sure did seem comfrortable around each other! And anyone that's comfortable around Nash is comfortable around me! Hah, I mean Francince is always welcome to come to my locker room and I'll show her a little revenge of my own! |-Jim Ross-| Only someone like you would King! Haha, I mean who else has that perverted of a mind like you do to go after someone as low class as Francine. i mean look at her, she's a beer drinking pyro girl that hangs out with Sandman, how much more low class can one get, I mean she could be a little more slutty, but I think that Nash has done that for her! As far as I'm concerned, she's the down right opitimy of disgust. |-Jerry Lawler-| AH! |-Jim Ross-| It's true King, I"M sorry but it is. Now I believe that Kevin Kelly has cought up with Stone Cold Steve Austin, or is going to. [ [ [ The fans go nuts as they see Austin start walking into the building. He obviously went back to his car and picked up his beer nad walked inside. He opens the door and walks right towards Kevin Kelly. He has his cocky walk and the fans go nuts fo rhim. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| Hold this. [ [ [ Austin tosses him the beer. ] ] ] |-Kevin Kelly-| Ok |-Steve Austin-| Sandman, you little panzy ass boy. I don't care what you say. I hear that you made this match a Hell in a ACell! Well boy, obviously you don't know my history with Hell in the Cell, because I've been through them all, and I've surived a hell of a lot, hell you all remember Austin kicking everyone's ass in the WWF, whether it be in a cage, a nomral match, a table match, a weapons match, a hardcore match, whatever it was, I kicked everyones god damn ass, and this won't be any difference, and if you thnk that it makes a difference that it's in a Hell in a Cell well then Sandman thie only thing you're doing for yourself is making it truly No Way Out, because now you have no chance of geting out of the ring and escaping to the back. And if that means that you have to try and run out, well then so be it, because it ain't not going to be easy! I'll hold your ass to the back and make sure that you don't get the hell outta there so that I can beat your ass and prove to the whole damn world that I'm the best damn World Champion out there, and I'll step out to any challenge out there I don't care! [ [ [ Austin grabs the beer out of Kevin Kelly's hand and drinks it up. ] ] ] |-Michael Cole-| Mr. Austin, I was wondering if I could -- |-Steve Austin-| Aw, shut up I ain't done yet. Now Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are the referee's for this damn match. Haha, you think that makes a difference to me! Obviously Page thinks it does because he came out here, actually on Jay Leno, and said that he wants to win fairly, not by a cheap pin. Well hell, that's fine with me that he doesn't want to do that, but hell it don't matter to me if you are going to cheat. I'll find a way to win, and as far as I'm concerned DDP's word means nothing to me and if he thinks it does well then he's just the dumb son of a bitch that we all think he is because he is overestimating. [ [ [ Kevin Kelly takes a chance and goes to interupt Austin. ] ] ] |-Michael Cole-| Austin! Can I please say something! |-Steve Austin-| My god Kelly, did you just cut Austin off? |-Michael Cole-| I'm sorry Mr. Austin, I didn't mean to get you upset, but I have a question to ask you. I wanted to know what your thoughts on are if you win this match and become champion. I mean who gets a shot, there is no number one contendership match at No Way Out, who do you face at Wrestlemania. |-Steve Austin-| Damn man, that's a good question, but hell I don't care who I face and when I face them, just so long as I gt that damn World Title and that I get my fair shot, and from that point on, I could give two damn's less who I face! |-Michael Cole-| You do know that the Outsiders are the referee and that if they do get involved, it won't be that hard, and it will be legal. And that probably means that Hart will be able to interfere at will. |-Steve Austin-| Blah Blah Blah, SHUT UP! If you woulda paid attention to what I said before you would know that I don't give a RATS ASS who the hell the damn referee is or who the hell the damn people are that interfere, the only thing I care about are DDP and Sandman bringing their no good sorry son of a bitch asses down to that ring so that I can kick the living hell outta both of them then stomp a mud hole and walk it dry! Do you understand that Michael Cole, do ya, because if you don't I can beat it into ya! |-Michael Cole-| I get it, I get it! I do have a few more questions though. |-Steve Austin-| Well that's too bad, because I'm done answering your stupid questions. [ [ [ Austin laughs a bit and walks away. He walks towards his locker room. He finds the door that has "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. He opens it and walks inside. He closes the door and drops his bag and walks towards the fridge. He gets ice cold beer from the fridge and lays back on his couch. He turns the TV on and reclines and relaxes after a hards day work. ] ] ] COMMERCIAL [ [ [ As the show returns it shows a clip of what happened during the commercial break. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| What the hell do you want? |-Messenger-| Sorry to bother you again Mr. Austin, but it seems as though it's been made offical that your match at No Way Out against DDP and Sandman will be a No Disqualification Hell in a Cell match! |-Steve Austin-| What in the hell. |-Messenger-| I know Mr. Austin, it seems weird to me too! |-Steve Austin-| Did I ask for your damn opinion, lemme answer that for you, NO, now get the hell outta here [ [ [ The scene returns back into the arena as the announcers are talking again. ] ] ] |-Jim Ross-| Wow, Austin seems a bit pissed about the match upcoming at the Pay Per View that it is a Hell in a Cell when all he was preparing for was a normal match! I mean; hell if I were Austin I'd be pissed to! But I'm not and he is, so that works out nicely for me! |-Jerry Lawler-| I don't see what Austin's getting all worked up about. I mean he said he didn't care what type of match it was and that he could and would beat both their sorry asses at the Pay Per View regardless of the match type, but now he seem to get all worked up about what match type it is, and that it's a No DQ Hell in a Cell match, I mean I dunno what's wrong with him! He's going back on his own word! |-Jim Ross-| That is true King, but you must have known what it was like to prepare for one type of match then be told that you have to fight in another. I mean I know Austin could care less what match type he's in, but hell I think he'd like to know before hand what type of match he has to prepare for not like 2 or 3 days before the match itself! That's just unfair! |-Jerry Lawler-| Unfair, what the hell are you talking about JR! That's not unfair, that's just the way things are here in the XCW, xtreme and always changing, and if Austin can't deal with that, well then he's going to have to leave because that's what goes and how it will go for the next while! As for what he thinks about the Hell in a Cell I'm sure he'll come out here as he is scheduled too, and he'll probably give his thoughts on this match anyway, so I don't know why we are talking about it JR. |-Jim Ross-| The only reason I'm bringing it up is because it's always nice to get your opinion on something King, but it seems as if your opinion on this one doesn't really matter to mnuch, and hell just like the other times, you're always against Austin and with teh bad guy! |-Jerry Lawler-| Just like every other time, I go with who I think is going to win, not Austin's opponent, and it just so happens that Austin has been on a winning streak lately, and maybe I'm rooting for him in this match. |-Jim Ross-| Well King, we'll see who you root for when we comentate on that match upcoming at No Way out between DDP, Sandman, and Stone Cold Steve Austin! [ [ [ The crows awaits Austin's music. SMASH Austin's music hits after the sound of glass breaking. The audience goes crazy and pops up outta there seats for Austin. Austin walks out in a vest with jean shorts in black. He has his little cocky walk and walks towards the ring area. He climbs up and swings under the top rope. He walks to the far turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He raises both his arms and both is middle fingers. He does this for each turnbuckle. The fans go nuts. He finally calms down and goes to the middle. He walks around and paces for a bit before asking for a microphone. Lillian Garcia tosses him one like a beer and he grabs it. He begins to speak. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| Sandman, hell I've had just about all I can take with your blabbering about taking Kimberly and walking around with your damn red clown and your stupid whore Francine. Just shut up for once second and listen to yourself and what you're saying! these people, just like Stone Cold, could give two rats ass's less what you have to say about your precious little Red Clown Boy, and your stupid ass Singapore cane. And then, oh and then you have your little boy flapping his gums about how you made hardcore an art, and how you are the beginning and the end of hardcore, hell that's all good and all, but that don't help you a damn single bit when you have to step in the ring with old Stone Cold and you get a stunner. What ya gonna do whip out a Singapore cane. Hell you can't even go anywhere to get it, because you've trapped your sorry ass inside a steal cage with a rattlesnake poised and ready to strike. So the way I see it, you're the dumb idiot for requesting this match, but hell that's fine with me what you request and what you do, because that just means that I get to kick your ass without the thought of you running away like the pansy ass that you are! Now Sandman, you really do seem concentrating on Diamond Dallas Page and the rest of the Wolfpac, when hell the thing you should be concentrating on is Stone Cold and what I'm going to do to your sorry ass. I mean I've already taken care of the hummer of the Wolfpac, and hell your precious Francine could have been inside there. I mean if you woulda stopped flapping your gums for just two seconds, you woulda realized that Nash had your bitch and hell she probably was in that damn hummer! And if she was, well damn oh well, I could give a crap less if she was or wasn't. Hell it would be nice if she was because I can't stand that damn bitch anyway! Now Sandman, you come out here and say you feed off of hate. Hell I don't hate your stupid ass, I just don't give a rats ass what you do! I mean you can't play mind games with me even if you tried your damn hardest. I mean seriously what the hell are you going to do, take my truck, I'll just buy a damn new one. And hell I know by now Wolfpac probably has a new hummer being delivered to their door, but hell it was a fun ass thing to do, and I was bored so that's why I did it! Now Sandman, you say you made me who I am today. You taught me how to drink a beer! 'EH 'EH! I don't think so you dumb son of a bitch. Hell you came out here and we tore off the roof, but you teaching me anything, NOPE, sorry you dumb bastard because you didn't teach me nothing ya jackass! Haha, you came out there and you actually took time to ask if you thought I thought you were focused. Hell no I don't think you're focused. Your ass is too hard concentrated on DDP and the Wolfcrap to even think about old Stone Cold and what I'm going to do to your sorry ass! Hell you came out here and all you do is bitch and whine about how the Wolfpac did this and how you are going to take their kid and their wife and beat their dad and blah blah blah OH JUST SHUT THE HELL UP BECAUSE NO ONE CARES! Your buddy Triple H may have beaten Justin Hart, you may take nude pictures of Kimberly in the shower, but that don't affect me, oh hell no it don't. The only thing that does is how me that your not focused in on me, and that gives me all I need to go into that main event and kick the living hell outta your dumb sorry dumb bastard ass so that I can take home my god damn world title, and if it means having to kick the crap out of you and stun your ass on the top of the cage, well then so be it, because I will go to any length to beat your sorry dumb bastard ass into submission so that you will know who the hell I am and I will take that damn World Title home! And if you think any different, well then boy, you're dead wrong! Now your little red clown ass friend came out here and he repeated every damn little thing he said over and over again. I assume his dumbass was trying to drill it into my head that I was going to lose, but hell everyone has always told me I wasn't going to make it and guess what, hell I proved all their dumbasses wrong, because look at me now. You think I'm a jobber Sandman, how in the hell am I a jobber if I eat all those damn people, including your own damn Triple H and worked my way up to the World Title match at No Way Out in Hell in a Cell! That's what I thought you dumb bastard. You have no response and you have a damn good right not to, because I will beat your ass to the hell and back and that's the end of that boy, because man you're a dead one, and so is anyone that gets in my god damn way! [ [ [ Austin pauses for a few minutes and looks at the fans as they start to cheer his name. "Austin.. Austin.. Austin". Austin goes to the top turnbuckle and starts to taunt the crowd. While this is going on, the announcers, JR, and Jerry Lawler, begin to speak. ] ] ] |-Jim Ross-| Austin is hella focused and he is showing Sandman that right here, and he's also showing that Sdanman isn't concentrated enough on Stone Cold Steve Austin. |-Jerry Lawler-| He sure as hell does look ready and focused, and Sandman better watch out, because it's going to take more than a Singapore cane to take out Austin at No Way Out! |-Jim Ross-| Here he goes again! |-Steve Austin-| Diamond Dallas Page. My sad sad little friend. You did so much as to leave the Wolfpac because you couldn't take it! Hell if you are that into our judgment that you are going to ditch your friends, well then I got two things to say to you. One, your a complete dumbass for actually being psyched out. But hell number two, you've gotta go DTA. Don't trust anyone. It's a hell of a lot safer for your dumbass, and hell I got respect for all of those who go that way! But that wasn't the smartest thing to do, and you didn't exactly choose the rightist time to do it because now you're going into No Way Out with two referee's that want you back into the Wolfpac so guess what they are going to do. That's right cheat like hell to get you to win the World Title then guess what, you'll rejoin Wolfpac and you'll be all happy! Well if you think that little fairy tail will happen I would think again, because 'eh 'eh! It ain't happening that way. Fairy Tail endings for that sorry ain't going down that way. The way this one ends is Stone Cold giving a full house of stunners then letting out a huge Hell Yeah, drinking back a cold one and kicking the crap out of all your sorry asses once more before he gets the 1..2..3 on any one of your stupid asses, and Nash or Hall better make the 1...2..3 count or else they are going to be the next victim of the rattlesnake. Now Diamond Dallas Dumbass, you can come out here and say whatever the hell you want, but when it comes right down too it, it don't matter what you say and how you say it because I'm always here, and I never say die, and I never give up, and if you think that you'll get Austin to say I Quit, or give up at No Way Out, well then you gotta another thing coming because it ain't going to happen! Austin is going into No Way Out undefeated and he's coming out undefeated. And hell on my way out I'll probably just happen to pick up that damn World Title as I'm walking out. Now DDP, you can come out here and say this and that about Bang and whatever, but hell I don't give a rats ass what you call it, because when it comes down to our match, the only thing that's going to go Bang is your head when it hits the floor after I drop your ass with the Stone Cold Stunner! [ [ [ Austin taunts the crowd a little more as the announcers get a chance to speak again. ] ] ] |-Jim Ross-| My god Diamond Dallas Page is the next victim of Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I have a bad feeling for him when it omes to the match! Him and Sandman both! |-Jerry Lawler-| I don't know what to say JR! They don't look like they have a good future here in XCW. Sandman and DDP that is, I mean they don't even look like the have a future here after Austin gets through with them! HAHAHHA! |-Jim Ross-| True King, very true! [ [ [ The scene cuts back to the ring where Austin is leaning on the ropes chuckling to himself. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| Page Page Page. You talk about respect. You talk about how I'm your twin. I have no god damn twin and if you want to boost your self esteem by thinking that we are alike, go for it, but it don't make a damn difference! You're damn right I don't make friends. And hell talk to everyone you want back there, I'm sure I couldn't make a friend, but do I care OH HELL NO! I could care less if Rikishi wanted to be my friend, or if Jericho wanted to team up, because your right, bottom line is this, it comes down to who wants it more, and you say you want it more, well hell I don't think so, and it will all boil down to the No Way Out Main Event when I kick your ass to hell and leave you there when I trudge back up, toss Sandman on the way back up, and get that damn World Title and bring it home to Austin. Then DDP, then you go ahead and say that you want, you say, if you weren't in this than it would be me taking home the gold. You dumb bastard, you ain't a problem to me. Sandman beat your ass and that's just damn pathetic. Because I can beat Sandman's ass, and if he can beat you with ease after you tried that hard, well then boy, it don't look like you can bet my ass, so it looks like the winner of this match declared by Wolfpac is Austin! And if you don't think so, just look back at the tapes of your promo and the tapes of Raw is War when Sandman beat your ass in and you tried, oh you tried DDP, you tried damn hard and didn't get anywhere! So Boy, come our match we'll see just who wants it more, me you or Sandman, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO! [ [ [ Austin's music hits as the crowd goes absolutely crazy. He holds his arms up high in the air as he goes to each corner and raises his hands. He calls for two beers as the crowd goes nuts and his music blasts. The announcers start to talk a little about it. ] ] ] |-Jim Ross-| That world title is in Austin's hands there's no doubt in my mind that he has the mind set and the focus to take home the gold and get that title back where it belongs and that's around his own waist King. it sure would be a hell of a night if that happened |-Jerry Lawler-| I guess it would be JR, but hell I don't think that Stone Cold can do it with DDP and Sandman in that mach. I mean both those two are as focused as anything and probably more so than Austin has ever been in his career and ever will be. |-Jim Ross-| Austin has alway been focused and you know that King! |-Jerry Lawler-| I dunno JR, I mean he has been focused but that don't mean that he is going to beat the hell outta Sandman and DDP like he says he is going to! |-Jim Ross-| I dunno, the odds are favoring out for Stone Cold, especially with Wolfpac leaving DDP behind. |-Jerry Lawler-| I can't believe he left! Doesn't know he know he needs Wolfpac behind his back! |-Jim Ross-| I dont know but this match is going to be one for the ages. |-Jerry Lawler-| It sure is going down in history! [ [ [ As the scene cuts out it shows Austin walking to the back with a few beers in his hands and the crowd cheering like crazy. ] ] ] COMMERCIAL [ [ [ As he is walking up Pamela Paulshock is back and wants another interview with Stone Cold. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| What in the hell! |-Pamela Paulshock-| That's right, I'm back! |-Steve Austin-| Actually I'm in a damn good mood, so if you wanna ask some questions about something I suggest you take your sorry ass out and do it now! |-Pamela Paulshock-| Really, well my question is that I was wondering what your thoughts on the Hell in a Cell were? [ [ [ Austin looks at Pamela. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| Well like I said I can give a rats ass less what type of match it is just so long as Austin get's his way and kicks the living hell outta both Sandman and DDP, the can say what they want but it don't change the fact that they will both go down to Austin and they will both get a stunner curtsey of the rattlesnake! |-Pamela Paulshock-| Any last owrds? [ [ [ Austin stops. ] ] ] |-Steve Austin-| Just two... HELL YEAH [ [ [ Austin walks away from Pamela and into a dressing room as the scene cuts out to a commercial for No Way Out again. ] ] ]
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