'Above Average' Mike Sanders

| Finally our hero has arrived to save the-- what in the fuck.. Mike Sanders' isn't your hero, he's too good to be YOUR Hero. Move on buddy.. nothin' to see here. All that you fools are good for is watching RW Shows and getting Mike Sanders his yearly income.. other than that your NOTHING! But who cares about you.. i'm suprised I wasted so much time talking about the pathetic fans of RW rather than the true icon.. Mike Sanders. 'The Franchise' of the RW.. But you may ask.. how can I call him the Franchise.. RW has only been around for not even a week yet, well to answer that.. I JUST CAN! Who better than Mike Sanders to be the RW's one and only Franchise player? Mark Jindrak? Pff... C'mon, Sander's is going to mop the floor with that kid.. Hurricane? BAHAHAHA! Tell me you're jokin'.. It's obvious no man in the RW Wrestling Industry deserves to be the World Champion, Franchise Player, or whatever in the hell you wanna call it more than Mike Sanders. It's not because he's ten times better than the other wrestlers.. which he is, it's not that he's ten times smarter than the rest of the wrestlers.. it's flat out because he's .. ABOVE AVERAGE ! |

| Above Average Notice : Smarter than your Average Wrestler.. |

| Fade up 'RW' Logo |

| What a nice day it is.. Sunny, Warm, and... full of Mike SANDERS! YAY! Doesn't he just add a little extra to it? Oh you know this.. |

| The scene opens up infront of a large hotel in the middle of what better city than New York, NEW YORK! The Hotel is known as Ritz.. Oh you heard me RITZ, and it's not the cracker Jabroni! We begin to fade infront one of the many.. many.. MANY doors in the hotel, this paticular door has Room Number 900 on it.. Somebody walks infront of the door and knocks, No answer. The person standing infront of the door is a female, dressed in Low Cut jeans and a White Belly T-Shirt.. She turns around stomping her feet reveiling herself to be none other than Sable. She looks pissed, she calls over a nearby bellhop and has him unlock the door for her.. She walks in the hotel and nobody seems to be around. |

Rena 'Sable' Mero: MIKE!?! MIIIKE!?!

| Noise can be heard in the Office of the Exquisite Expensive Hotel Room.. Sable walks up to the huge wooden double doors and just as her hand touches the knob the doors swing open. A beautiful young lady wearing a black dress skirt and matching top steps out through the door. |

'The Publicist' Stacey Madders: Hello Mam...

Rena 'Sable' Mero: What The-- Who in the HELL are you?

'The Publicist' Stacey Madders: I'm--

| Before she can finish speaking Mike jumps out from bathroom in the Office.. He is dressed in a Nice and obviously expensive Black Suit. He looks very proffesional, he seems to have let his beard grow out somewhat as it looks nicely groomed. He walks out confidently fixing his tie.. |

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Sable Baby.. Where've ya been?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: I've been shopping obviously.. but if you don't mind telling me.. WHO in THE HELL IS THIS?

| Sable gives the young lady a stern look.. The young woman looks away obviously nervous as Mike steps infront of Sable who is about ready to beat the hell out of the girl. |

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Whoa, Whoa, WHOA Sable baby.. She's just my Publicist. No need to fret Darlin'.. We just met ten minutes ago.

| The Young Publicist extends her hand out for a handshake with Sable.. But Sable continues staring at her with a dissaproving look. |

Rena 'Sable' Mero: A Publicist eh?

'The Publicist' Stacey Madders: That's right.. The name's Stacey Madders. And you are?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: The name's RENA 'Sable' Mero.. But i'm sure you already knew that. Y'know.. Former WWE Womens Champion..

'The Publicist' Stacey Madders: Oh that's right.. You're that-- Nevermind, I don't want to go there.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Why not..? Scared ya little Tramp?

'The Publicist' Stacey Madders: TRAMP?!?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: You heard me.. Since when did being a publicist come with a quick screw?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Baby.. Didn't we have a talk about this in Hawaii? You're too suspicious.. Stacey and I just met, and already you're accusing us of doing something together..

Rena 'Sable' Mero: So you're saying you haven't done anything with this woman?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Of Course not Baby.. You're the ONLY one for me.

| Sable kind of smiles and goes to hug Mike and suddenly stops.. She notices something on his undershirt collar.. She flips it out and it's red, it's lipstick. |

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Than what in the hell is THIS?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Thats- Uh- Um- Yours! Remember last week? Heh.. I know you do. Must've stained..

Rena 'Sable' Mero: An excuse for everything huh Mike? [ Mike smerks confidently. ] Sorry to bust your bubble, but that's not my shade.. I don't wear slutty red..

| The Publicist realizes she's found out as does Mike.. Mike smiles kind of and the Publicist attempts to run out the door but Sable catches her by her long blonde hair. Sable pulls her back to her and stares her in the face.. Sabel rams the young womans head into the Oak Door.. Sable drags her in the other room away from the cameras, and for five minutes straight all you can hear is blood curdling screams.. Suddenly the Publicist comes flying out of the room and onto the floor, bloodied and bruised all over.. She gets up and runs out of the Hotel Room. Sable looks at Mike and slowly makes her way towards him.. |

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Whoa.. Baby.. baby, baby.. she totally came onto me.. I- I- I-

Rena 'Sable' Mero: It's okay Baby.. I know what effect a woman can have on a man, So consider yourself forgiven. All I need from you is this.. Beat Jindrak.

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: That's it? HAHA.. Are you kiddin' me? I mean.. You could have said SO many things.. and above all the things you asked ME, Mike Sanders.. to beat that idiot Mark Jindrak? Are you feelin' okay Sable Baby? Hell.. Did you even see Mark's promo? Jesus, he actually was talkin' to a guy in a fricken Chicken Suit.. A CHICKEN SUIT I SAID! Who in the HELL talks to a guy in a Chicken Suit? Not me.. Above Average doesn't do those types of low life things Baby.. Don't you understand yet?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Understand what?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: I've been sayin' it all week Darlin'.. Mark Jindrak is NOTHING to me, nothing more than a pathetic pieace of trash to me. He said he knows my weaknesses.. and he also said he 'May' look like some kind of moron outside of the ring.. Well to both of those comments, he's wrong on them both. As far as my weaknesses.. The fool has no idea what i'm capable of, he's never beaten me before.. and he never will, he has trouble beating his meat much less beating Mike Sanders. Oh and as far as him looking like a moron outside of the ring.. He's wrong, he doesn't really look like a moron outside the ring.. He IS a moron outside of the ring.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: You've got that right.. Who in the hell carries on a conversation with a guy dressed in a chicken suit anyways?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: I'll tell you who.. a man who knows his career is going to be over before it has a chance to set off, in other words.. Mark Jindrak. He's kiddin' himself.. He continually tells himself that he has some type of chance at surviving this match, and EVEN walking out victorious over me. But in the cold hard reality.. He has absolutely no chance at all of defeating me, I'm juss' too damn good for that punk. Ain't that right Sable Baby.. ?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: You betcha.. It's damn right.

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Ya see Mark.. I'm like Muahammed Ali.. I'm juss' plain and simple THE GREATEST. But you? You're like.. Don King.. Everyone hates you, and ya have bad hair. You get my drift? Well actually, you probably wouldn't get my drift.. You're too damn stupid.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Who's that tramp that was with him the other day.. ?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: OH that's right.. Jacky Gayda. Who knows.. ? She claims to be the hottest thing out on the market.. But me.. I've never heard of her. It's obvious that she's using Mark to get ahead.. But why Mark of all people? Wake Up Jacky.. Being with Mark to 'Get Ahead' is like skydiving without a parachute.. It just doesn't make any sense.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: ..... That's right, she should learn from me.. get with someone that actually has 'talent'..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Ya damn right Sable Baby.. But who cares about those two imbeciles, they'll never amount to anything other than a Mike Sanders win anyways.. So why waste our important time on them? It's not like Jindrak could actually.. Beat me. Haha.. I'd have to be unconcious and paralyzed for Jindrak to beat me.. and than, it'd still be a close match. That's how pathetic Jindrak is.. I've known it since day one in the Dubya' C Dubya' when I took him and Sean O'Dumb Ass to the Tag Team Gold.. Both of them were just no talent flunkies of mine.. and by having me on their side, everyone knew that they had no chance to win.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: That's cause you just don't lose..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: That's right. I don't lose.. I won't lose.. I can't lose.. Why you ask Jindrak? 'Cos.. Haha.. Just look at me for one second, and than look at yourself.. unless you are blind, or just plain stupid, than you'd realize that i'd demolish you in the ring, Which I intend to do. But you knew that already.. You're just putting on a front about how you were supposedly the most talented of the Natural Born Thrillers.. Haha.. if that's not the biggest pile of shit i've ever heard. Maybe the most annoying.. or the most horrifying in the face.. But most talented? Puh-lease kid, you weren't even in the top three of the most talented of the Natural Born Thrillers.. Hell, i'll go ahead and list the top three for you right now. ME Numero Uno.. ME Number Two.. and take a wild guess.. But coming in at number three would have to be.. ME! I was the ONLY talented member in that group.. The rest of you pieces of trash were just there for my amusement, and amazingly enough.. you didn't even amuse me, why do you think I put an end to you idiots in the Natural Born Thrillers? 'Cos you weren't good enough.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Haha.. How pathetic can one guy be? Jindrak doesn't even realize he sucks yet..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: That's fine as far as i'm concerned.. It makes it better for me if he shows up, that way I get to show to the three stooges that RW calls a staff that i'm ten times better than any man in RW.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: I don't even think you have to show them to prove them that..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Well i'm a hands on kinda guy, so i'd prefer showing them.. 'Cos one way or the other i'm still THE MAN in RW.. and anyone that doubts me, including Jindrak at Free Fall.. Will be..

S .. O .. L

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

'SHIT OUTTA LUCK '

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Oooh.. So that's what it means..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: ....................

| Sanders shakes his head in amazement of how slow Sable seems to be.. She still is smiling not knowing that she's an idiot.. |

| Fade out and to Black |