'Above Average' Mike Sanders

| Oh it's true, so true.. The Revolutionary Wrestling has FINALLY arrived... AH WHO GIVES AH SHIT? It's not about RW.. Hell no, it's only about one thing, that one thing is Mike Sanders baby. Remember the name because he could- no, no WILL be the first RW World Heavyweight Champion. World Wrestling Entertainment is going to HATE the day that Mike Sanders signed with RW for one reason.. They didn't get to him first. Oh and you may be saying look at what they passed up on.. He's nothing.. am I right? Of Course I am god damnit, i'm always right. But you dont' seem to understand that Mike Sanders is one of the greatest untapped talents to ever BE period end of.. Except Stephanie McMahon finally decided to give him a chance.. Oh and what an extremely perfect move it was on her part because she just signed her 'TOP' Athlete.. We're talkin' about the future.. The FIRST EVER RW World Champion.. That's exactly what Mike Sanders will be in a matter of weeks. The RW Staff better recognize the talent that they have before them because if not than they are obviously all NOT ABOVE AVERAGE ! |

| Above Average Notice : You Can't Stop This.. |

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| Oh looky looky here.. It's one hell of a nice day down here in Hawaii baby! YEAH! All you can see is honeys, honeys, honeys! Who said you couldn't top the Playboy Mansion? We begin walkin' up the beach looking for something it seems, and suddenly we stop infront of a litle Tiki Bar. We begin to approach the bar flustered fool of people.. All you can see is a huge crowd of women standing around some guy, Oh no no no.. that's where i'm wrong, it's not just 'some guy'.. It's your favorite Wrestling Personality to ever step into the squared circle.. 'Above Average' Mike Sanders! All of the women are surrounding him, Sanders is signing autographs for all of the women that stand around him.. Sander's signs one of the girls' breast. The girl stops and hugs him trying to start a conversation.. |

'Babe 1' Tammy: You're a wrestler huh?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Oh C'mon Baby.. Can't ya tell by the perfect physique that you see before yer pretty little eyes?

'Babe 1' Tammy: hehe..

'Baby #2' Josie: So you like, know like big stars like The Rock right?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: The Rock.. ? Are you kiddin' me? [ Mike stops mid-insult realizing that if he tells them he doesn't know The Rock that they'll probably have no interest in him. ] Oh you mean Rocky.. ? Heh, yeah.. Rock and I are REAL close friends. Ol' Dwayne and I are like this.. [ Crosses his fingers. ] We're TIGHT!

'Babe 1' Tammy: WOW... So like does he like blondes?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Whoa, whoa, whoa Baby.. What's with the Twenty One Questions about Rocky? Look infront of ya honey, you're lookin' at the future Revolutionary World Heavyweight Champ.. You got it?

'Baby #2' Josie: Yeah I got it.. But um.. Do you know Stone Cold?

'Babe 1' Tammy: Yeah do ya.. ?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: NO YOU DIDN'T! Now sure askin' me if I know Rock is one thing.. But 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin? Ya must be kiddin' me darlin'.. Austin is a piece of trailer park trash, the biggest nastiest piece of shit redneck i've ever seen, and i've been around the block a few times.. Hell, Rock and Austin aren't even in the same league as Ol' Mike Sanders, honey bun. Ya see i'm in the best thing to hit the wrestling world.. Revolutionary Wrasslin'.. But those two rejects are still signed with the World Wrestling Entertainment. But me? Pff.. I'm on my way to the top BABY, OH YEAH.. Future World Champ of the RW. I got what it takes honey.. and you, how about you and I go on up to my room and we--

| The girls look like they might actual go up to his room until a voice is heard from behind him as someone taps on his shoulder. |

Rena 'Sable' Mero: What in the HELL are YOU doing down here Mike?

| Mike turns around to see none other than his current Manager / Girlfriend Sable.. |

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: WHOA! Sable Baby.. THERE YOU ARE! I've been lookin' for ya.. I was startin' to get worried honey, you scared Ol' Mikey Boy.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: I saw you with these ... BITCHES... don't you fricken lie to me Mike.

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Baby, baby, baby... These UGLY little hoes mean nothin' to me, you're the only girl for me baby. Why do you think I--

| Before Mike can finish his statement one of the girls he was talking to slaps him for his Hoe comment. The other one flips him the bird.. |

'Babe 1' Tammy: You're no Rock..

| Mike holds his face, about to break out into tears.. everyone around him is holding in laughs. Sable cross' her arms and starts tapping her right foot to the ground. |

Rena 'Sable' Mero: ........

| There is an awkward moment of silence between Mike and Sable.. Sable is waiting for some type of explanation, and Mike is trying his best to think of one on such short notice. |

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Baby, I was juss' merely askin' for some directions.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Directions to where? THEIR BEDROOMS?!?!

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: ... Aw Baby.. Why do we always have to argue like this? Cant'cha look past it? Hell, I've finally gotten off of the slump that i've been in since Dubya' C Dubya' closin' up on me. I'm finally in a 'big time' promotion honey, and all you can do is argue with 'Above Average'? Cut me some slack Baby.. After all.. Who invited you to come down here to beautiful Hawaii in the first place? Huh? Who was it?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: You..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Oh and just for the record.. who got YOU signed with Revolutionary Wrestling? I seem to have forgotten..

Rena 'Sable' Mero: It was you...

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Exactly. Now ya'd think after ALL i've done for you.. You could give ME some slack right?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: I- I- I guess.

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: No don't 'guess'.. you need to KNOW it. Ya see Baby.. It's not everyday a woman like yourself gets to be with with.. heh heh.. well need I even say it? [ Sanders takes a moment to look himself up and down. ] I'm The Perfect Man.. What woman wouldn't want to be in your shoes right now Babe? I could get anyone of these damn brauds here in Hawaii to come with me.. But NO, i'm with you Sable.. and you'd think that ya'd have figured it out by now.. But NO, If I even start a conversation with another woman you go all ballistic. You of all people should know there's plenty Mike Sanders to go around..

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Okay.. I'm sorry Mike.

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: It's okay.. all Un-Above Average people tend to make mistakes once in a while, we can't all be Perfect like Myself. Speaking of imperfections.. what in the HELL was Steph thinkin' signing ME of all--

Rena 'Sable' Mero: What the heck.. You called her Steph like you and her are GOOD friends if you catch me drift.

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Jesus.. Get off of the cheatin' trip would'ja? I mean C'mon.. I being the total stud that I am could get any woman, and with that said.. Why would I waist my time on 'Stephanie McMahon'. She obviously has no sense of how to run a company.. Signing ME, the SUPERSTAR of RW.. The VERY BACKBONE of the RW in a match against.. Mark Jindrak? Honestly.. If I hadn't of worked with this guy back in WCW I wouldn't have a clue as to who in the hell he was. Hell, I hardly remember him even though I worked with the guy.. But beyond the whole stupidity of Stephanie McMahon thing.. Beyond ALL of THAT.. What is this guy thinking even accepting a match against yours truely? Doesn't he realize what i'm capable of? Y'know Sable.. I MADE this guy what he is today, and I can truely say that. Sable do you remember hearing of people known as The Natural Born Thrillers..

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Of course I remember Mike.. You were the leader of them right?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Yup.. and I seem to remember when I was advertising it out to others to come join.. That Mark Jindrak piece of trash begged and pleaded with me to let him in, so I finally bended to his will and let him in. Nearly immediatley afterwards the guy's a Dubya' C Dubya' Tag Team Champion.. all thanks to who?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: You of course..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Your damn right. This guy wouldn't have amounted to anything if not for moi.. He wouldn't even be one of those chumps that put the ring together had it not been for me. But no worries Mark Ol' Buddy Ol' Pal.. don't worry about it, you don't have to thank me.. All I want is an apology.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: An apology?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: That's right.. I want that low life piece of trash Mark Jindrak to say he's sorry.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Sorry? Sorry for what Baby?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: I want him to tell himself that he's so very sorry for EVER accepting a match with Mike Sanders.. He deserves an apology from himself, he's no where near as talented as me.. he's not as smart as me. Oh, OH.. and over all things he's not, Above Average like someone we know.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: That'd be you.

| There is a strange silence that no one can explain.. suddenly Sable busts out with the dumbest comment EVER! |

Rena 'Sable' Mero: .... It is you right?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: What The-- OF COURSE IT'S ME! Who else would it be? Mark Jindrak? ... HAHAHA! As if a dumbass like that could be known as Above Average for anything. WAIT! I got it! I know exactly what Mark Jindrak could do that he could be 'Above Average' at.. you wanna know Sable?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Of course I do.. What is it?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Shining my wrestling boots.. NO seriously, I could pay him a quarter per shine.. I'm tellin' ya it'd be big. But in all seriousness Jindrak, you have absolutely no chance of beating me.. Just look at me, need I say more? I mean c'mon.. I'm the man.. i'm a legend.. I'M ABOVE AVERAGE! But you.. you're- well- what in the HELL are you? Other than nothing I mean.. are you really good at anything? Look at'cha you're pathetic. I MADE YOU! ME! MIKE SANDERS! So this is how i'm repaid for my absolute kindness ? Being forced to destroy you and your whole shitty career in one match at Free Fall? Is this what i've become? The man who faces all of the losers in the back that couldn't touch me with a ten foot pole? Do you think they'll ever realize that they have absolutely no chance of winning Sable baby?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Maybe.. But until than just keep beating them, one loser, starting with Jindrak.. to the next loser, and next loser after that.. until finally they understand that you can and will beat anyone to get to the top where you rightfully belong.

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Me.. I shouldn't have to waste all of my precious time beating idiots like Jindrak, the truth hurts. This Jindrak kid shouldn't be allowed within Twenty Miles of me.. You know it I know. I'm already gettin' sick of these losers and i've only been here for a couple days.. They need to cut through the shitcake and just hand me the World Title, and realize that no one will ever take it from me. But hey.. Stephanie McMahon is a little too stupid to think of anything intelligent like that..

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Yeah.. I think everyone knows that's right. Stephanie and brains don't exactly make a good combination..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: [ Under his breathe. ] You're One to talk..

Rena 'Sable' Mero: What'd you say?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Nothin'.. nothin' at all.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: No you said something...

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Oh.. yeah.. I said um.. You're One good talker?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Oh.. Okay. Well it's not my job to do the talking around here.. that's YOUR job.

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Oh you've never been more correct, because i'm bread winner around here.. Without me Revolutionary Wrestling will be lacking the superstar talent that it needs. I put RW over the top of the mountain.. They call us a new company, but pff.. what do they know? We may be new, but I think everyone knows that when it comes right down to it RW is ten times better than any large promotion such as WWE. And do you have any idea why the RW is so much better than WWE?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Absolutely no clue..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: 'Cos of me..

Rena 'Sable' Mero: You...??

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: That's right.. ME! 'Above Average' Mike Sanders.. I put RW over the hump and WAY over the WWE. I have a promise to make to my fans.. the millions and --

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Careful.. you're starting to steal Rock's Lines.

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: No.. I was merely saying that the tons.. and TONS of Mike Sanders' fans will be getting a promise made to them by yours truely.

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Who's that?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: ..............

Rena 'Sable' Mero: ....................

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: ME! Jeez how dumb can one person be.. and the promise is, I will be the first World Champion in the RW..

Rena 'Sable' Mero: But Mike..

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: What Sable?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: You don't have any fans...

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: ..........

Rena 'Sable' Mero: WHAT? What did I say?

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Would'ja just zip it? PUH-LEASE?

Rena 'Sable' Mero: Okay.

| Sable makes puts her hand to her mouth acting as if she is zipping it closed and Mike lets out a sigh of relief. |

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: ANYWAYS.. Like I was saying I WILL be the first World Champion, but for now that isn't of importance seeing as the day the first World Champion will be crowned is a ways away.. All that is important to me is remaining undefeated in Revolutionary Wrestling, or at least starting undefeated. So Mark Jindrak be careful, and watch your back.. 'Cos come Free Fall.. Your ass is..

S.O.L

'Above Average' Mike Sanders: Oh and you know what that means buddy...

| Sanders smerks confidently into the camera, turns and walks down the beach with Sable following behind closely.. |

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