[SCENE] Austin is sitting in a chair in a dark room, the little amount of lights in the room are shining on his head. He is looking down and shaking his head all in one motion! He looks up at the camera and laughs.......

[AUSTIN] HAHAHAHA! Jericho I saw that little promo you had where you came out like the little ass you are and Began talking shit about everyone in the WWF unlimited....But Y2J you left one person out and that was a crucial mistake, for you see you forgot....The Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin! Now do you understand your mistake Jericho I can see your face now it is full of fear and pain and every time you talk your face is totally full of SHIT, and I am sick of it, I am not going to sit back and watch your boring ass speaches any longer from now on Every time you come out in the ring and talk shit that will be counted on a list...and when the Rumble gets here when we meet face to face I am going to add up all those times and I will give you The Stone Cold Stunner that amount of times so if I were you I'd watch my step and watch your BACK, Because the Rattlesnake might just come out of no where and give your ass the beating of A LIFETIME! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

[SCENE] Austin gets up from the chair and walks out into the hallway where Vince McMahon stands in his way......

[AUSTIN] Hey Vince why don't you get the hell out of my way before you become another victom of the Rattlesnake!

[VINCE] Listen AUSTIN those little chumps in the back might be scared of you but i'm not, So why don't you get out of my way!

[AUSTIN] Listen Vinnie if yu don't get the fuck out of my way right now I am going to STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOUR ASS AND WALK THAT SUMBITCH DRY!

[VINCE] Okay, Okay!

[SCENE] Austin walks past Vince slamming his shoulder into him, Vince falls to the ground and spills his coffee on himself. Austin walks past a door that has the RAW IS WAR card on it! He takes a deep stare at it and then begins to shake his head in digust. Austin rips the paper from the wall and the show goes to commercial! When it comes back, the cameras are panning throughout the arena you can see signs such as "Kane Your the next Victim" and "Austin 3:16"! All of a sudden red lights begin to stream throughout the arena and some jobber steps out from behind the curtains, Another Jobbers music hits and he runs to the ring, the two men begin to fight! All of a sudden "Glass Breaks" and Stone Cold steps out from behind the curtain with a chair in hand. The two jobbers shake hands as if they plan to double team Austin. Austin slides in the ring and nails em both with the chair! One stands up and Austin quickly delivers the stunner! The next one gets up and Austin whips him into the corner and begins stomping his foot into him, Austin pulls the man up and raises his middle fingers at him then nails him with A Stunner! The man rolls out of the ring holding his jaw! Austin opens the chair and sets it in the middle of the ring, He then sits in the chair and a mic is thrown to him and he puts it to his mouth!

[AUSTIN] Okay, Okay....Now Vince you want to run your mouth about how your not scared of the rattlesnake! Well Vince feel free to bring your ass down here and prove it to me any time your ready, Cause the rattlesnake will whoop your ass any time any place and any fucking where! Now if you would all direct your attention to the titantron I have Monday Night Raws card up there, Hit it Charlie! (On the titantron, A bunch of matches stand for monday night) Now If you take a look at it you'll notice that the rattlesnake has to fight against the undertaker and Raven! These two sumbitches aint even on the rattlesnakes level! Now that would be fine I guess since I will be kind of tired after taking twenty nine other men and throw there asses out of the ring, getting myself a shot at the World Title! Now Undertaker you could show up and get your ass kicked but why not just save yourself the ass whooping and take a break, And Raven you stupid dick don't you even think about showing up why don't you go after the lightheavyweight title!?!? Just lose a couple pounds and go fight the Hardyz cause I won't even break a sweat fighting against you, The only thing that I will break is your bones! Since i'm out here I guess i'll kill two birds with one stone and i'll talk a little bit about the Royal Rumble! Now I can.....

[SCENE] "Vince McMahons" Music hits and he steps from behind the curtains, He put the mic up to his mouth and starts to speak....

[VINCE] Ahh Austin you asked me to come out here and show you what I got...Well here I am, But before you get a chance at me you must get through these men first in the first ever corporate mini rumble....

[SCENE] "Jeff Jarrets" Music hits and he comes running out fro the curtains into the ring and stands face to face with Austin! Then a mix of musics hit and 5 guys come runnning to the ring....Goldberg....Kanyon.....DDP......Booker T.....and Mike Awesome! They all start pounding on Austin, but Austin gets the chair and begins swinging it crazily He hits them all down and drops the chair. He pics up Goldberg and tosses him over the ropes, He's out, He grabs Booker T and stuns him, and pins him as a ref slides in the ring...1...2.....3...Bookers out! That's two men already! Austin grabs Kanyon and flings him over, Mike Awesome comes running and Austin ducks then lifts up and Awesome flys out! That's four men already only 2 left Jarret and DdP! Austin stuns Jarret and grabs DDP and tosses him over the top rope....Out goes DDP...Jarret climbs to his feet and Austin stuns him once more! Austin goes down and pins him...1....2....3! That's all of them! Austin pics up the mic and puts it to his lips...VInce McMahon turns around and walks backstage!

[AUSTIN] VINCE.......like I said whever, and WHEREVER you want! Now like I was saying! Tonight in this Very ring, I will stand victorious over twenty nine other wrestlers...Jericho you will be one of these men lying at my feet a victim of the rattlesnake! Y2J all of the hurricanranas and all of the backamaflips won't mean a damn thing in this match because all it takes is a little mistake in one of those moves to get tossed over the top rope! The Walls OF Jericho is useless because it doesn't do a damn thing in the RUMBLE you just can't win with it! I have seen many of people like yourself walk around struting their stuff like anyone actually cares or like anyone fears you and your little catchy phrases! So Y2J if you think you can take out the Rattlesnake be my guest and show up for the rumble....But I warn you Your ass is mine and Stone Cold don't take no prisoners, Now I have noticed some Big Red Retard come out here and talk his shit like he is even a threat to Good Old Stone Cold Steve AUstin! Kane I know your not the brighest sumbitch here so let me explain this to you, Like I told Jericho, I'll tell you Just bring all you got but still that's not enough, for you to beat the Rattlesnake...You better bring alll that and about ONe Hundred bags of chipz cause I am going to be there to win there's nothing fun about it! Kurt Angel, I am just sickened by you, You annoy the rattlesnake very bad, and I am praying that you win the World Title Tonigh so at Wrestlemania I can kick your mother fucking ass!

SCENE] "Glass Breaks" And stone cold climbs out of the ring! He begins walking toward the back with a determined look on his face and what could be a....smile!