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..:: Disclamer ::.. Hi my name is Robert Poppell and this RP was written by me so please please please....Don't steal any of this shiznit it was written for my PwO Character and for you to read.....Thank you....enjoy... ..:: Diclamer ::.. |
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Those used: Lance Storm/Mystery/Michael Cole |
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Those Brought Up: Kurt Angle/Scott Anton/Taker/Triple H/Jay Michaels |
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Record: 1-0 |
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.::( The camera's are panning around the arena when all of a sudden the Video Tron clicks on and it shows the parking lot where Lance Storm is standing wiht a baseball bat in hand! He is wearing a pair of jean pants with his red shirt. He is standing in front of a red white and blue dodge vipor, it has a star patter along the side of it! Lance try's to open the door but the car seems to be locked! Lance takes the bat and breaks the window, He then climbs on top of the car and is about to hit the top of the roof when a refferee jumps up and grabs the bat! lance looks at him strangely and the punches him off the roof. The reff falls and lance picks the bat up from the ground! Lance is about to hit the reff then changes his mind and climbs back onto the car...He raises the bat and nails the roof over and over again! When he stops there is a huge whole in the roof and he is laughing hiserically! Then a bunch of security guards come running out of the back, Lance jumps down from the car and there is a red Mustang sitting with the engine on...Lance jumps in the passenger side and the car speeds off! There seems to be a camera inside the car and it is focused on Lance Storm. Storm is staring at the camera he speaks..."Don't look at the driver, He will be known soon enough!" The camera man freezes in fear and Lance continues to stare at the man. The car stops and the camera man get's out first followed by Lance. Lance signals for the man in the car to go ahead and park, and he says...."Dude meet ya in the locka room." The car speeds off into the lot and Lance starts walking up the long steep steps of the First Union Arena! They reach the door and they open immeadiatly...Lance steps in and begins walking down the hall, He soon reaches a door with the Canadian Flag posted on top of it, Lance turns the doorknob and it slides open with ease! Lance walks in and shut's the door...."COMMERCIAL BREAK"....The scene opens up in the arena where all the camera's are panning around and the show is just starting! Pyro goes off setting the opening of the show...All of a sudden the lights dim and red/white spotlights hit the arena! "Canadian War machine" hits the p/a system and Lance Storm step's from behind the curtain with a Canadian Flag in hand, He is wearing a pair of black Tommy Hilfinger jeans and his personalized T'Shirt! Storm begins waving his hand towards the entrance area and a figure steps from behind the curtains! He is wearing a black mask and a totally black outfit to match! Lance and the man make their way towards the ring and as they do Red pyro begins exploding on the ramp! Lance slides into the ring and the man with the robe climbs up on the apron and then in the ring! Lance walks to each turnbuckle and climbs up on each waving the Canadian Flag! Lance then hands the flag to the man and walks over to the refferee, The reff hands the mic to Storm! Lance puts the microphone to his lips and begins to speak... )::. Lance Storm: Okay, Okay! Now....Shut Up! Don't you dirty American idiots ever realize when you are outdone by a true Canadian? Ahh! Just shut up and listen to the always wonderful playing of The Canadian National Anthem!
O Canada! With
glowing hearts we see thee rise, From far and wide, God
keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. .::( Lance looks up at the top of the arena with pride as The Canadian Flag waves! Lance then get's a serious look on his face and puts the mic back to his lips )::. Lance Storm: Now if I could get started, My filthy American Fans! Now I think I have a treat for you all that will pleasantly suprise you. There are some people you may think would never join forces with a True Canadian, and then there are some you would guess that might! The person under this robe is one that you would have never expected to join forces with the Full Blooded Canadian's! You may say he is American but he now does plan on becoming a legal citizen of Canada...Who wouldn't? You all would love the chance to become Canadian..It's just...We would never accept you into such a wonderful Country, Just so you could infest it with miniature American's...The simple idea of it....DISGUSTING! Before I unvale this friend of mine I would like to inform you of who it won't be and i'll give you a chance to figure out who, It might be! It's not Kurt Angle..Thank god! It's not Scott Anton...Hell NO! It's sure as Hell NOT...The Rock..or Undertaker..But why would it be them anyways? Now I will give you a second to let your little American minds calculate just who it could be...........................................................Enough. Now without further adue I give you my friend and yours..."The One" Billy Gunn! .::( The mask is now on the floor of the ring and Billy Gunn is seen standing there. He throws down his sweater and he has a Canadian maple leaf shirt on under it! Billy waves the American Flag around in the air about ten times with a huge smile on his face. He hands the flag to Lance and takes the mic......)::. Billy Gunn: Why? Why you ask? Well let me tell you! The reason I did what I did was because I felt like it! I was tired of the same old seen...I felt it was time for a change and what better of a change than to become a legal citizen of Canada! Kurt Angle and Scott Anton will be the first two to see what Two pissed off Canadians can do. Kurt you asked where are my gold medals? Well i'll tell you what i don't have any of those but I got a question for ya.....Where are your lips? Let me answer that....On Scott Anton's Ass, and where are Scott Anton's lips? Right on Eric BitchOffz ass! But then you look at me and Lance we don't have to go around kissin ass to get what we want! We take what we want and when it's all said and done we still are the one's with the pride of Canada on our side! Scott I don't know why you attacked Lance but I do know that after last night was over you paid for it damn well, But the pay back ain't over yet it has just begun...Me and Lance are going to make sure your life is a living hell! Wait you're american I guess I can't make your life any worse than that! Now Kurt Angle you're teamed up with Mr. Anton so you will have to pay with him and believe me you're not going to last long...Ya milk chuggin Asshole! Those gold medal's don't mean shit here in PwO, What matters is your talent and Kurt you've got a very small amount of that so you ain't going to make it far here or anywhere else. Especially when you are messing with two angry Canadian's! So why don't you two just.... KISS MY ASSSS! Lance Storm: Couldn't have said it better myself! Now I understand that there is a vacant Telivision Championship just waiting for me to take it! When that Eight Man tournament begins I am going to become champion whether it means going through fifty men or one hundred men! I will have gold here in the PwO and I will be a reigning Champion for a very long time! Team U.S.A might stand in my way, But like Billy said they screwed up when they pissed us off and now they will pay. When we are done witht hem they won't even want to hear the word "Wrestle" for a long period of time! But a couple words they will be hearing alot is "Sir how would you like your Steak? Squashed or threw a straw!" HA, and you people said I didn't have a sense of humor...Boy were you wrong! This sunday me and Billy are going to come out to the ring determined to make you American swine squeel like the pig's you are! Kurt you and Scott will be the first two to feel the wrath of the Canadina Pride, But you will not be the last! Me and Billy are going to take PwO by storm. We will soon enough have all the stroke around this place and there is nothing any of you can do about it! There is one man that me and Gunn have predicted to try and stop us...The Undertaker! Now your Taker you can come out here riding your little scooter all you want. YOu can drink all the beer you want, We don't care. We aren't right to censor we are "The Canadians!" The only thing we will stop you from doing is winning any kind of championship you might think possible! Taker you came out and called me some gay name on the past showing of Sunday Showdown, But you didn't do anything to prove you would actually back up anything you said, and until you do that all you will be to us is a little pile of American grade A 100% HORSE SHIT! Now Hit our fucking music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .::( "Canadian War Machine" hits the p/a system and Stomr and Billy Gunn climb out of the ring both laughing as on the titan tron a video of a burning American Flag sits! They begin walking through the curtains as the show goes to commercial.......... )::. COMMERCIAL BREAK .::( The scene opens back up to the ring where a match is just ending....JR and King are sitting at their announcer's table.. )::. JR: Hello and Welcome back everyone! KING: Michael Cole is in the back with Lance Storm. Let's cut to the back... MICHAEL: Thanks King! We are here with Lance Storm and "The One" Billy Gunn! Lance, What do you have against the United States? Is it really so bad here? Lance Storm: You're Damn right it is! Have you ever actually looked at the U.S.A? I mean really looked? This place is full of dirty disgusting trash! Look at the rivers they have beer six pack holder's rapped around wildlife's neck! Look at your sky's they are filled with smog, Yuck How disgusting! Billy Gunn: Damn right! MICHAEL: Well why did you even bother to come here if you don't like it? That's besides the point anyways..I just want to know how you felt when Triple H was in your face demanding to know where Austin was? Lance Storm: Triple H? You've got to be kidding me! Triple H is nothing but a big nosed S.O.B! He is a typical American, all bark, no bite! I he would have struck me with his dirty fist last night I would have put him right in his god damned place....Six feet under! Triple H isn't even on my level the only reason he is here is because we need people to go after the lightweight title. He won''t know what hit him if he fucks with Lance "The Perfect" Storm! If Triple H want's to fight me...He's got a match whenever and wherever he wants the damned thing, that's just how it works! If you're not Canadian than...well....you're just NOT! MICHAEL: Umm...Okay. Well Lance what do you have to say about "Picture Perfect" Jay Michaels and his comments on you he made earlier tonight? Lance Storm: Who's that? Billy Gunn: Don't look at me? MICHAEL: Well Lance it is an awesome wrestling talent in PwO, and he said you suck, Billy sucks, and further more Canada Sucks! Lance Storm: He said that did he? Well it doesn't matter because just like I beat Buff "The Bitch" Bagwell I will do him the same way! Jay you think you're perfect? Well let me be the first to tell you....YOU SUCK! Why in the hell would you even dream of fuckin with Team Canada? I don't think you have a clue as to what we are and what we are capablel of. If you think you are actually going to serve as a challenge to me or Billy you are in for a rude awakening because what me and him bring to the ring will out do you any time! Oh now before me and Billy go we have one more suprise for you all. Yes it is a person and he is the newest member of Team Canada..."Canada's Franchise" Shane Douglas! Shane Douglas: Hey thanks! MICHAEL: Shane Douglas? What in the Hell? Shane Douglas: HAHAHA! That's right Miky ol Boy! The Franchise is back in town and he is part of Team Canada! We are now the strongest thing going here in Pw F'n O, and we plan to stay that way for a long long time! MICHAEL: But Shane why, Why Shane? Not you! Shane Douglas: Well sorry to dissapoint you but i'm the newest member of Team canada, and that means that this sunday if Kurt Angle and Scott Anton have any special tricks up their sleeves i'll be in the back ready to pick off whatever it might be! Oh one more thing Kurt and Scott this sunday prepare to have your asses...... FRANCHISED! Billy Gunn: Wait Shane! You forgot.... AMERICA SUCKS! Lance Storm: Oh and Kurt see ya this sunday....One question.... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CAR? .::( The three men leave the scene laughing histerically....as the show goes to..."COMMERCIAL BREAK")::. |
