.:( The Monday Night House Show opens up and the camera's and spotlights start panning around the arena reveiling signs like "Lance SUCKS" and "SPEAR ME" and "FTW"...etc...etc...When all of a sudden "The Way I am" hits the p/a system and some jobber comes out throught the curtains dressed like eminem with his hair died and all. He makes his way to the ring and then "War Machine" hits the p/a system and out comes yet another jobber but this one is known from WcW he is The Demon! He runs to the ring and slides in...He begins going after Mr. E but the reff holds him back and as that happens none other than Lance Storm's music hits the p/a system and he makes his way out with a flag in hand and a smirk on his face! He is wearing his normal wrestlingl attire with a Canadian Football Jersey! He makes his way into the ring and a mic is brought to him iimeadiatly. He looks at the two jobbers and then puts the mic to his lips... ):.

.:( Lance Storm ):. If I could be serious for one moment....I would like you all two rise for the playing of the Canadian national Anthem!

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

.:: (LancE) ::. Ahh thank you, Filthy American Trash! You actually are beginning to get the hang of it!

.:( Lance drops the mic and climbs out of the ring and walks over to the announcers table and takes a seat! He put's the headphones on and looks at the ring seriously. JR and King look at Storm in a weird way and then they start to speak ):.

.:: (KING) ::. Hey What an honor it is to have a true Canadian hero right here to call this match with us! HA!

.:: (JR) ::. Shut Up King! Don't you have any respect for america Lance? We made Canada if it wasn't for us than Canada wouldn't exist! I just don't see how you can trash us like that we deserve the utmost respec..........

.:: (LancE) ::. JR! Shut your damn mouth and watch the match! King realizes what greatness Canada represents and he is the only one I want to speak as I sit out here do you understand this?

.:: (JR) ::. Lance you're not my daddy so you don't tell me what to do, SOn!

.:: (KING) ::. Calm down JR before Lance slaps you! Now Lance what are your feelings about facing Scott Anton and Kurt Angle and why do you think he came out and attacked you?

.:: (LancE) ::. Anton! If you want me in the ring you don't have to come out and jump me with that other pile of American shit Kurt Angle! All you had to do was ask because I would have loved to end your career! But hey all is not lost for you see me and Billy Gunn get to take you and Angle on this upcoming Sunday Night and you can rest assure we will win! You two cannot handle facing two men of our calibur! This Sunday One Canadian in Myself and an American in Billy Gunn will team up and we will dominate both of you and we will make you both bleed your American blood, We will BEAT YOU, We will EXECUTE YOU, But most of all, We will KILL YOUR AMERICAN SPIRITS! King you said how do I feel? Am I Correct? of Course I am i'm canadian! Well King I feel like shit right now because of that jumping I received on Showdown but trust me on this next Showdown I plan to return the favor times One Hundred! Oh Powerbomb by The Demon, No wait reversed into a Hurricanrana by Mr. E..........But anyways This upcoming Sunday will be judgement day for Team U.S.A!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

.:: (JR) ::. We're back and we're here still with Lance Storm! What an awesome match we're having hereTonight right on Monday Night Massacre!

.:: (LancE) ::. You call this feelth awesome? This sucks and i'm about to go set it straight and teach these kids some reals wrestling skills!

.:( Lance throws down the headset and runs into the ring! Both of the two men are down and Lance takes advantage of this as he locks the Maple Leaf on The Demon! Mr. E starts to get up but Lance leaves the demon and runs at Mr. E! He locks the Maple Leaf in! Mr. E taps out and Lance drops the hold then picks him up and throws him out of the ring! He picks up Demon and gives him the Cradle Piledriver! He is handed a mic and he begins to speak! ):.

.:: (LancE) ::. You stupid American's! I'm tired of you all not showing me any respect whatsoever! I'm going to demand respect from now on and when I get it I will stop hurting all of these American Jobbers! But since I have had no respect shown to me yet I am going to eliminate one of your favorite people yet.....Mr Taker! Or some of you know him better as the American Bad Ass! Undrtaker I saw you come out here and insult me on Sunday! But you didn't realize you also insulted my country, And by doing that I am going to see to it that I show you what a man from The Great place of Canada can do! So Taker if you have the balls that you say you do then I want you in a match on the Sunday Night Showdown following the upcoming Sunday Night Showdown! I want it to be a flag pole match! The first man to grab the other man's flag gets to burn the flag in front of the others eyes! Taker I just don't see my flag burning but that American Flag will win I get ahold of it, and if these fan's are lucky you will burn as well! Now that I got that out of the way I would like to address my tag team partner for this Tag Match coming up against Team U.S.A! Billy Gunn! I am not friends with you nor will I ever be, So don't get any funny ideas about our tag match because it will be the first time we team up and yet it will be the last becaue I simply don't team up with Americans! Sure me and you could actually be an awesome team but I like said I don't team with American's it's just not my style and it never will be! Gunn after me and you finish destroying these two piles of shit then we can go our separate ways! Now before I go Kurt Angle you amrican asshole I don't recall you singing my anthem and I think you should because I won by disqualification when your American Butt buddy over there interfered in the match! I know you're not going to so why don't we make this tag team match that is coming up for the same thing, If I win you sing my anthem and if you win I sing yours! Get it, Got It, Good! Oh and I recall you saying something about where are my gold medals? They're up your ass! Oh yeah and to end this on a short note......

AMERICAN'S SUCK!!

.:( Lance drops the mic as his music hits the p/a system! He begins walking out of the ring and is laughing the whole way because on the Video tron is a image of the American Flag.....Burning! ):.