CANADA'S CHAMPION VS AMERICA'S CHUMP?

..:: Disclamer ::.. Hi my name is Robert Poppell and this RP was written by me so please please please....Don't steal any of this shiznit it was written for my PwO Character and for you to read.....Thank you....enjoy... ..:: Diclamer ::..

Those used: Lance Storm/Juventude/Michael Cole/JR/King

Those Brought Up: Kurt Angel and Triple H

Location: TD Waterhouse Center

.:( The cameras are in the back focused on Lance Storm. Storm is watching a T.V. monitor sitting on a mini table, The cameras zoom in on the T.V. and it shows this past Sunday when Kurt Angle came out after Lance's match and began talking about how Canada sucks. Lance's face begins shifting into total anger. Lance pushes the T.V. off the table and sparks fly everywhere, He continues walking until he reaches a water machine. He poors himself a cup of water and takes a sip...His face seemingly calms down and then he crushes the cup and tosses it in a nearby can. He is about to leave the area when out of nowhere steps Juventude Gurrero! ):.

.:: (JuvI) ::. Hey Lance you and me, Tonight at this House show....You understand me?

.:: (LancE) ::. Listen here Mr. Chalupah, Don't you ever speak to a true Canadian Champion in that tone! I am sickened by the way you would treat a True Canadian Champion! I suggest you take your long hair, go get a haircut and then talk to me, Until then get out of my fucking way! Chico!

.:: (JuvI) ::. Lance you just better show up, Or I win by forfeit, BITCH!

.:( Juvi runs out of the area and Michael Cole steps in and notices Juventude leaving he has a weird look on his face. He walks up to Lance with a mic in hand and puts it to his lips... ):.

.:: (MichaeL) ::. Hey what was that about?

.:: (LancE) ::. Excuse me?

.:: (MichaeL) ::. i jus.......

.:: (LancE) ::. I know what you said! But I didn't here Sir at all in that sentence Michael, When you filthy American's decide to speak to ME, you refer to me as SIR, Not Lance, Not FOoo Fooo, But SIR! Do you understand that Michael?

.:: (MichaeL) ::. Yea La....I mean Sir.

.:: (LancE) ::. Much better you American Filth! Now what is it you want?

.:: (MichaeL) ::. I was wondering if I could get a few questions sir?

.:: (LancE) ::. Sure but hurry up I gotta cut a promo!

.:: (MichaeL) ::. Well Sir...I'm sure you have been paying attention to the recent happenings in PwO and if you have you would know that Triple H is now here and Kurt Angle is very confident about your match with him. Does any of this stuff bother you, and why do you think Kurt Angle is So Confident?

.:: (LancE) ::. Well Michael, You see since Kurt Angle is the man I face tonight I will first talk a bit about him and his typical American Attitude! Now Kurt Angle has all kinds of reasons to be confident coming into this match, He is a very talented wrestler although he is no threat to me he is talented. Alot like people such as Triple H the only problem with him is that one flaw......He is American! American's amount to nothing in this world! Kurt it is almost pitiful that you are American seeing how you are such an awesome athlete! Kurt Angle tonight I am going to stomp your American ass into the ground and as I lock on the "Canadian Maple Leaf" I will give you a very big smile as the pain sets in and your hands slap the mat various amounts of times, Then Kurt, and only then will you realize that your worst nightmare has came true....A CANADIAN BEAT YOU! Now Triple H is just unacceptable as an athlete! His temper is uncrontrollable by even the president of this awesome business, And if the prez had an ounce of brain in his stupid american head he would fire HHH As Soon As Possible! But Prez there is just one other thing you could do.....Put him in a match with me and I will set him straight! Does this answer your question?

.:: (MichaeL) ::. Yes Sir and thank you!

.:( Lance walks right through Cole nocking him on his ass. He begins walking towards the ring area! His music hits and he steps from behing the curtains with a grim and serious look on his face! He has a Canadian Flag in hand and he is wearing a red Shirt of his own and his normal red and white wrestling attire. Lance begins walking down the ramp and then he climbs onto the apron waving the Canadian Flag as he walks! As he climbs through the ropes the refferee walks overto him and gives him the mic. He put the mic to his lips ):.

.:: (LancE) ::. Now if I could be seropis fpr a moment, I would like all of you filthy american trash to please rise for the reciting of the Canadian National Anthem!

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

.:: (LancE) ::. Ahh thank you, Filthy American Tras........

.:( "Juvi's Music" hits the p/a system and out of the curtains steps Juventude Gurrero! He is wearing his normal wrestling attire with a pair of glasses and a bottle of water in hand! He takes a sip of the water and spits it out, after that he charges at the ring and trys a springboard wheel kick on Lance but Lance dives out fo the way! Juvi gets up and runs at Lance trys for a hurricanranna but Lance powerbombs him to the mat and runs out to the apron. Juvi finally gets up and Lance springboard dropkicks him. Lance taunts the crowd and Juvi runs at him, Lance turns and rolls backwards locking Juvi in the Maple leaf! Lance signals the reff to hand him the mic. The reff does so and Juvi taps out and the bell rings, Lance laughs and puts the mic to his lips still having Juvi in the lock. ):.

.:: (LancE) ::. Hey Puto, What did I tell you bitch!? I said if you get in the ring with me I will destroy you so bad it won't even be funny. I guess you had to learn the hard way that "You Don't Cross Canadian's!" Now Kurt Angle you too will learn this the hard way! You should have stayed in the Amature wrestling where you belong because this is what we call real stuff! We don't do stupid annoying dance moves like the olympic wrestling...we do weapons...we do powerbombs...we do your slutty American mother, oops that one slipped! Kurt Angle you said where are my medals? Well you see I don't need any medals because I simply have the pride of being Canadian and I have the sense of knowing that you are always going to be AMERICAN! You stupid American's tend to think you are superior simply because you've won one or two wars and you have some old people running your country..Well the fact of the matter is this War is stupid first of all and it is something you do because stupid people do stupid things! As far as the old people go they serve four years than they are never even brought up again, SO they mean nothing to you people unless they are in office at a certain time. Oh and I just realized something....We are in FLORIDA! The very place that seemingly screwed up the whole presidential election! It was all because these stupid Floridians have no sense of how to place a dot on a circled letter! Ahh and you stupid people seem to think I wil discrace my company by singing your anthem....Well you're damn wrong because your anthem totally sucks as do the people who made the mother fucking thing! There is one other thing I would like to talk about before I let my good friend Juvi go....Triple H! Listen here Hunter I don't plan on fighting you anytime soom but I will warn you now that yu just better prepare because I can already tell that me and you won't make it long before I have to beat your ass into next week! Kurt i'll see you tonight and you will be giving the rendition of "MY" ANTHEM!

.:( "Lance's music" hits the p/a system and he throws the mic down letting Juvi go and the scene fades to black ):.