.:(
The cameras are in
the back focused on Lance Storm. Storm is
watching a T.V. monitor sitting on a mini table,
The cameras zoom in on the T.V. and it shows this
past Sunday when Kurt Angle came out after
Lance's match and began talking about how Canada
sucks. Lance's face begins shifting into total
anger. Lance pushes the T.V. off the table and
sparks fly everywhere, He continues walking until
he reaches a water machine. He poors himself a
cup of water and takes a sip...His face seemingly
calms down and then he crushes the cup and tosses
it in a nearby can. He is about to leave the area
when out of nowhere steps Juventude Gurrero! ):.
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(JuvI) ::.
Hey Lance you and me,
Tonight at this House show....You understand me?
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(LancE) ::.
Listen here Mr.
Chalupah, Don't you ever speak to a true Canadian
Champion in that tone! I am sickened by the way
you would treat a True Canadian Champion! I
suggest you take your long hair, go get a haircut
and then talk to me, Until then get out of my
fucking way! Chico!
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(JuvI) ::.
Lance you just better
show up, Or I win by forfeit, BITCH!
.:(
Juvi runs
out of the area and Michael Cole steps in and
notices Juventude leaving he has a weird look on
his face. He walks up to Lance with a mic in hand
and puts it to his lips...
):.
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(MichaeL) ::.
Hey what was that
about?
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(LancE) ::.
Excuse me?
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(MichaeL) ::.
i jus.......
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(LancE) ::.
I know what you said!
But I didn't here Sir at all in that sentence
Michael, When you filthy American's decide to
speak to ME, you refer to me as SIR, Not Lance,
Not FOoo Fooo, But SIR! Do you understand that
Michael?
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(MichaeL) ::.
Yea La....I mean Sir.
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(LancE) ::.
Much better you
American Filth! Now what is it you want?
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(MichaeL) ::.
I was wondering if I
could get a few questions sir?
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(LancE) ::.
Sure but hurry up I
gotta cut a promo!
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(MichaeL) ::. Well
Sir...I'm sure you have been paying attention to
the recent happenings in PwO and if you have you
would know that Triple H is now here and Kurt
Angle is very confident about your match with
him. Does any of this stuff bother you, and why
do you think Kurt Angle is So Confident?
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(LancE) ::.
Well Michael, You see
since Kurt Angle is the man I face tonight I will
first talk a bit about him and his typical
American Attitude! Now Kurt Angle has all kinds
of reasons to be confident coming into this
match, He is a very talented wrestler although he
is no threat to me he is talented. Alot like
people such as Triple H the only problem with him
is that one flaw......He is American! American's
amount to nothing in this world! Kurt it is
almost pitiful that you are American seeing how
you are such an awesome athlete! Kurt Angle
tonight I am going to stomp your American ass
into the ground and as I lock on the
"Canadian Maple Leaf" I will give you a
very big smile as the pain sets in and your hands
slap the mat various amounts of times, Then Kurt,
and only then will you realize that your worst
nightmare has came true....A CANADIAN BEAT YOU!
Now Triple H is just unacceptable as an athlete!
His temper is uncrontrollable by even the
president of this awesome business, And if the
prez had an ounce of brain in his stupid american
head he would fire HHH As Soon As Possible! But
Prez there is just one other thing you could
do.....Put him in a match with me and I will set
him straight! Does this answer your question?
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(MichaeL) ::.
Yes Sir and thank
you!
.:(
Lance walks right
through Cole nocking him on his ass. He begins
walking towards the ring area! His music hits and
he steps from behing the curtains with a grim and
serious look on his face! He has a Canadian Flag
in hand and he is wearing a red Shirt of his own
and his normal red and white wrestling attire.
Lance begins walking down the ramp and then he
climbs onto the apron waving the Canadian Flag as
he walks! As he climbs through the ropes the
refferee walks overto him and gives him the mic.
He put the mic to his lips ):.
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(LancE) ::.
Now if I could be
seropis fpr a moment, I would like all of you
filthy american trash to please rise for the
reciting of the Canadian National Anthem!
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With
glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God
keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on
guard for thee.
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(LancE) ::.
Ahh thank you, Filthy
American Tras........
.:(
"Juvi's
Music" hits the p/a system and out of the
curtains steps Juventude Gurrero! He is wearing
his normal wrestling attire with a pair of
glasses and a bottle of water in hand! He takes a
sip of the water and spits it out, after that he
charges at the ring and trys a springboard wheel
kick on Lance but Lance dives out fo the way!
Juvi gets up and runs at Lance trys for a
hurricanranna but Lance powerbombs him to the mat
and runs out to the apron. Juvi finally gets up
and Lance springboard dropkicks him. Lance taunts
the crowd and Juvi runs at him, Lance turns and
rolls backwards locking Juvi in the Maple leaf!
Lance signals the reff to hand him the mic. The
reff does so and Juvi taps out and the bell
rings, Lance laughs and puts the mic to his lips
still having Juvi in the lock. ):.
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(LancE) ::.
Hey Puto, What did I
tell you bitch!? I said if you get in the ring
with me I will destroy you so bad it won't even
be funny. I guess you had to learn the hard way
that "You Don't Cross Canadian's!" Now
Kurt Angle you too will learn this the hard way!
You should have stayed in the Amature wrestling
where you belong because this is what we call
real stuff! We don't do stupid annoying dance
moves like the olympic wrestling...we do
weapons...we do powerbombs...we do your slutty
American mother, oops that one slipped! Kurt
Angle you said where are my medals? Well you see
I don't need any medals because I simply have the
pride of being Canadian and I have the sense of
knowing that you are always going to be AMERICAN!
You stupid American's tend to think you are
superior simply because you've won one or two
wars and you have some old people running your
country..Well the fact of the matter is this War
is stupid first of all and it is something you do
because stupid people do stupid things! As far as
the old people go they serve four years than they
are never even brought up again, SO they mean
nothing to you people unless they are in office
at a certain time. Oh and I just realized
something....We are in FLORIDA! The very place
that seemingly screwed up the whole presidential
election! It was all because these stupid
Floridians have no sense of how to place a dot on
a circled letter! Ahh and you stupid people seem
to think I wil discrace my company by singing
your anthem....Well you're damn wrong because
your anthem totally sucks as do the people who
made the mother fucking thing! There is one other
thing I would like to talk about before I let my
good friend Juvi go....Triple H! Listen here
Hunter I don't plan on fighting you anytime soom
but I will warn you now that yu just better
prepare because I can already tell that me and
you won't make it long before I have to beat your
ass into next week! Kurt i'll see you tonight and
you will be giving the rendition of
"MY" ANTHEM!
.:(
"Lance's
music" hits the p/a system and he throws the
mic down letting Juvi go and the scene fades to
black ):.
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