[SCENE] Rikishi is standing in the back of the sold out Smackdown Arena. He is looking at his watch and stomping his feet...He turns and begins to walk down the hallway, He is wearing his white Jump Suit with Name Across the front of it! He is walking down the hall when out of nowhere steps Lilian Garcia, She has a mic and puts it to her mouth.....

[RIKISHI] What is it you want Lilian?

[Lilian] Oh, Hi Rikishi I was just wondering if I could get A couple of words with you, Well Can I?

[RIKISHI] Sure but make it fast I'm supposed to cut a promo in about ten to twenty minutes so hurry up!

[Lilian] Ok? Well Rikishi as we all know you made your first appearance at the Royal Rumble a couple nights back, But You got thrown out. First question why are you here and what do you plan to do?

[RIKISHI] Well Lilian, The reason I am here is because the old WWF just totally sucks and everyones pay was lowered. But not just that I also left because there is no talent left in the WWF to challenge me and well Lilian I love a challenge! Now what I plan to do here is to dominate just like I did in the WWF except here I will do much much better and I will be a much bigger impact here than I was in the WWF! Anything else or can I go?

[Lilian] One more thing, How do you feel about your first match on this upcoming thurday against Chris Benoit?

[RIKISHI] What do you mean how do I feel? I feel fine I don't care who I face whoever it may be...Whether it be Benoit or Rock or Stone Cold even I just don't give a fuck because after it is all said and done I will come out on top and the victor will be RIKISHI! That's all I plan to answer I gotta go do this promo.....

[SCENE] Rikishi tells Lilian goodbye and he begins walking down the hall towards the entrance area, His music hits "I'm a bad man!" Rikishi steps from behind the curtains...He receives a suprisingly huge pop fromt he crowd! He walks to the top of the ramp and extends his arms in the air and the crowd goes crazy over it! Rikishi walks down to the ring and climbs in, The refferee walks up to him and gives him the mic then quickly dives out of the ring....Rikishi raises the mic to his mouth and begins to speak.......

[RIKISHI] Now, Tonight I have three important things to talk about! The first one I am going to talk about is none other than the Crippler Chris Benoit, I'll get to the other things later on in the evening! Now Christopher "Roboto" Benoit, You are to be the first imbosile that steps in Rikishi's way but soon enough you will realize that you made a fatal mistake fucking with me! I am not some loser you can kick around and hae fun with it, I'm the man that does the kicking and on smackdown you are going to play the role of the man who gets kicked around pitifully! Benoit I don't play around when I am in the ring like I used to when I was with those two bitches too cool! I am now a straight up serious wrestler and I don't take any man for granted although I might make an exception for you becaus there is no chance in hell that you will beat me, I am a massive force in WWF Unlimited and I will prove it on smackdown as I back this ass up right in your face! Benoit I know by now you are in the back watching this thinking "How do I get myself out of this one?" Well Let me answer that for you.....YOU DON'T GET OUT OF IT! Your ass is mine whether you like it or not and I will not show you any Mercy at all, And Benoit I will do what no one man in WWF Ultimate history has yet to do.....I WILL PROVE YOU WRONG!

[KING] How about that JR...Someone is finally going to prove Benoit wrong! HA!

[JR] I don't know King? Those are some pretty big words for a man who has just joined this federation!

[RIKISHI] Okay, The next thing on my long list here would be Stone Cold Steve Austin! Austin I was the man that put you on the shelf for how long oh..about......one fucking year, and you my friend are the one man that I hate the most in the WWF Ultimate! You think you're something because you won the rumblel well take your win and shove it because I am going to get to that title either way you slice it! You see Austin you are probably the biggest reason I came to the WWF Ultimate I hate you so Bad I might just decide to end your career one more time and watch you go through all that rehabilitation! HA! That was so much fun watching you seeing how helpless you were knowing at any second I could walk up to you and just make sure you would never return to the ring again! But hey, Austin I was suprised you actually came back and I must admit I was very impressed, But still you are no match to me...You're not now and you never were and that my friend is the Stone Cold Truth.....

[JR] What a sick man! How can he say such Vicious things as that I don't know how much more the rattlesnake will be able to take.....

[KING] I know pretty soon Austin might end up coming out here and end Rikishi's little speech!

[SCENE] Rikishi begins walking around the ring flicking off the crowd getting them really angry at him when all of a sudden "glass breaks!" Out of the curtains steps a midget wearing Austins tights and his vest...The midget runs into the ring and grabs the mic....

[Midget Austin] Rikishi I suggest you shut the fuck up before I step back and give you the Stunner!

[RIKISHI] Calm yourself little man, I don't want know trouble let's just shake hands and i'll be on my way....

[Midget Austin] That's what I though, And that's the bottom line because Stone cold said so.....

[SCENE] Rikishi grabs the midget s hand and whips him into the corner and runs at him then nails him with a body splash...The midget stumbles forward and fall on his back. Riskishi walks over to the corner he fell by and climbs onto the second rope...He springs up and sits on the midgets chest, He then pics the mic up and begins to speak still sitting on the midgets chest.....

[RIKISHI] Alright Austin that's a little sample of what will happen if you get in the ring with me! Now the last thing I want to speak about is The Peoples Champion....That's right the ROck! Now Rocky....

[CROWD] Rocky.......Rocky.......Rocky....

[RIKISHI] Oh I didn't see that one coming! Now SHUT UP! Rock I saw what you did to Kurt Last night with the help of that little bitch Lita and personally I thought it was about the dirtiest thing a man can do....Having a women do a mans job! The only reason you had a slim chance of winning at the Rumble was because of what Austin did to Kurt if not for that you would have lost even worse...It's funny that you didn't win in the first place! Now Rock don't be suprised if you see me at Smackdown coming down to interfere in your match because it just might happen and believe me my friend when it does you will NO IT because when I come to the ring I always make my presence felt and it is usually felt on top of someones chest as I land on it with my ASS! So Rock all I have left to say is....DO YOU SMELL IT..........

[SCENE] Rikishis music hits and the show goes to a commercial.....