[SCENE] The scene opens up to a hallway where Stone Cold Steve Austin Stands next to Kevin Kelley! Austin is shaking his head over and over as Kevin Kelley stands there in fear his whole body shaking, He begins to speak.....

[Kevin Kelley] He...Hell....Hello, Mr. Austin. Can I ask you a few questions?

[AUSTIN] Calm down, I'm not gonna kick your ass.......YET! Go ahead and ask your damn question so I can get outta here and prepare for my match!

[Kevin Kelley] Well sir, We all know that your going to be in the Royal Rumble tonight...How do you think you are going to do?

[AUSTIN] How do I think that I will fair!?!? Well Kevin if you would have been paying attention to my last couple promos you would know that the Rattlesnake has Gurrandamnteed victory in the Rumble! No I haven't just said "Hey if i'm lucky i'll win it", NO! I Gurandamnteed, and when Stone Cold Gurandamntees he always does what he gurantees! Does that answer your stupid question!?!?!

[Kevin Kelley] Yes sir, Now I have only one more question for you! What about your match with Undertaker and Raven!?!?!

[AUSTIN] What about it?

[Kevin Kelley] You mean your not even worried about that match in the least bit?

[AUSTIN] What's there to be worried about!?!?! Some washed up old fruit in the Undertaker who now has to ride a bike to the ring just because from the ramp to the ring is too long a walk for him! Oh and then there's Raven! The guy is named after a bird....PLEASE!?!!? You think I should be worried about them!?!?!

[Kevin Kelley] I sure would be!

[AUSTIN] Well what you should be worried about is losing weight, Not Stone Cold's wrestling career.....And that's the bottom line because STONE COLD SAID SO!

[SCENE] Austin grabs Kevin by his hair and tosses him into the wall....As Austin steps away the cameras zoom onto Kevins head and blood is running down his face! The show goes to the commercial......The show comes back and it is focused in the parking lot....A car comes speeding into the lot. Out of the car jumps Bill Clinton he is supposed to give a speech about his leaving the office! Bill CLinton walks through the Hall and soon you can here the American Anthem play throughout the arena...All the fans jump up and Bill CLinto walks through the Curtain with a mic in hand, He walks down to the ring and gets in...He puts the mic to his lips and as he is about to speak......"GLASS BREAKS!" Austin steps through the curtains and Then walks down to the ring with a mic in hand he climbs into the ring and shakes Bills hand, Bill puts the mic to his lips.....

[Bill Clinton] Hello my fello Americans! I have come out here to give a speech on my leaving of the Presidency....

[AUSTIN] That's too bad bill I'm going to be sorry to see you leave, But until i'm done i'm afraid your going to have to shup the fuck UP!

[Bill Clinton] Who do you think you are!?!?! I am supposed to give a speech, some dirt bag sun of a bitch like you isn't going to stop me, SO Why don't you shut UP!

[AUSTIN] Well Bill since you put it that way.....

[SCENE] Austin walks over to the ropes and puts one leg over the second rope, But then at that very second he stops and smiles...Austin put that leg back in the ring and walks over to Bill Clinton with his hand out for a hand shake...Bill smiles and goes to grab Austins hand but Austin kicks him in the gut and delivers the STUNNER! He pics the mic back up and puts it to his lips......

[AUSTIN] Hey someone throw me a beer! (From the crowd a beer flys at Austin, He catches it with one hand and pours it all over Bill CLinton!) Hey Bill I salute you, But like I said it's my turn to speak! Now right now is the last time you people will see the rattlesnake until I come out to Kick some Ass in the Royal Rumble, But trust me this will be worth it! Now Kurt Angel I heard you come out and say you'll give anyone a title shot if they desere it, if you win it! Well then consider this a challenge for whenever, You want to put that title on the line well i'm the man that's going to take it from you! But the beuty of all this shit is...That when I win the royal rumble and go on to wrestlemania I am guranteed a world title shot...And if Kurt gives me a shot before then I will win the title than, Either way Austin is your champion! Kurt I know how much you respect America that's why I decided to show how much I respect it by beating the hell out of the leader of America Bill Clinton himself! Now The last thing i'm going to talk about is the Royal Rumble tonight! I am going to wish everyone in the Royal Rumble good luck....GOood LUCK! You'll all need it!

[SCENE] "Glass Breaks" and Austin climbs out of the ring and the show fades out......