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.:[A jet black hummer speeds into the the Staples center almost running over the valet....The man driving the Hummer hits the breaks and the hummer slides right where the entrance to the arena is....the door to the hummer slings open and Triple H jumps out of the hummer with a black baseball bat...Hunter is wearing a DX shirt, he is also wearing his leather jacket and a black pair of sweat pants with nike Shoes...Hunter takes a look through his jet black glasses at the valet...he walks over to the valet and nails him in the head with a bat...Hunter sneers at the man and starts walking through the hall cussing the whole way through the door...He reaches a T.V sat on a table with no one in the area... he see's Hogan in the ring annoying everyone..hogan states clearly that he is fighting NO ONE on the upcoming show...Hunter looks pissed for a minute or so and finally stops....he slings his bat over his shoulder and continues walking through the hall...Hunter now passes by Hogans locker room...he stops at the door and kicks it in screaming for Hogan the whole time...Hogan is no where to be found so Hunter breaks everything in the room and exits...he finally reaches the entrance to the stage...hunters music is heard throughout the arena and Hunter steps out from behind the curtains with his baseball bat in his left hand..Hunter shoots the crowd a bird and then starts walking toward the ring until he reaches the apron....Hunter climbs on the apron and climbs in...he walks over to the reff and grabs the mic...Hunter drops the bat and puts the mic to his mouth..]:. HHH Shut Up you stupid pieces of ######!!!! Don't f##k with me SHUT UP!!! F(_)CK I hate this place, Now I suggest you all shut up while I speak about your champion....ahhhh you seem interested, that's good! Now i'm sure that you all know who I am talking about when I say "Your Champion", yes there is only one man who would actually admit to being a champion of the most pitiful state as a matter of fact the most pitiful country I have ever seen! Yes I am talking about the oldest man to ever grace a wrestling ring.....Hulk Hogan! CROWD HOGAN.....HOGAN....HOGAN.. HHH
Yes,
Yes, wasn't that predictable. You know it is funny how
you all seem to pay all the money you earn shoveling
###### into a truck just to by a ticket to see the man
you call Hulk Hogan get his ass beat over...and
over...and over....Awwww screw it I could go on forever
about that but I won't! Now Hogan you can come out here
all you want and mouth off about you being the the most
celebrated ###### in wrestling, and how you will be the
future champion, but all it is...is talk, when you can
walk the walk to match the talk then i'll be
impressed...I mean hell you can barely chew gum and walk
at the same time! That is if those wooden dechers of
yours allow you to chew gum! But don't worry Hogan your
denchers won't be a problem at the ppv, Your problem will
be none other than me "THE GAME" TRIPLE H and
the rest of the degeneration X! .:[ Triple H is about to say something again when the Y2J clock shows up on the IWF Tron...Triple H's face looks worried and he begins pacing around the ring like a lunatic...The clock goes down to zero and the lights in the arena go off...and BOOM....The stage is lit up with pyro, after the smoke clears a figure can be seen in the entrance way... ]:. Jim Ross Somebody better get Y2J...a brawl might break out between him and The GAME! Jerry Lawler HA! This is going to be great to of the IWFs biggest stars going at it! .:[ The figure begins towards the ring slowly but soon begins to pick up speed....he jumps in the ring and HHH throws his jacket to the floor...The figure jumps in the ring and runs at HHH, HHH is kicked in the gut and falls down the figure runs at the ropes and goes for a lionsault but instead of rotating all the way he lands on his head..The man gets up and throws a blonde wig from his head..... ]:. Jim Ross Hey that's not Y2J that is "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels! Jerry Lawler HA! What's DX up to now? HA I love these guys! HBK Welcome to IMPACT WRESTLING FEDERATION IS NUGGET!!!! THE AYATOHALLA OF STANKOLA HAS FINALLY ARRIVED! Now in all seriousness, Hunter, these stupid people actually thought that Y2J has the guts to come down and face the game. Damn, Hunter we got em good. Just like in seven days I will get Chris Nugget Jericho in the squared circle and will maintain this World Heavyweight championship title! Jericho you think that you can beat me? HA! You my friend are sadly mistaken because I am HBK the most celebrated superstar in the IWF....Hey Fuck that in the whole motha fucking WORLD! In seven days The whole DX will prove themselves to the IWF...X-Pac will be victorious in his Hardcore Title match and that will bring us one step closer to having all the gold in the IWF...The New Aged Outlawz are going to be the next IWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLLLLLLLLLDD! And right after they do that Billy Gunn will also go on to win the United States Championship...Can anyone in this building say double champion?!?! Last but sure as hell not least my boy Hunter is going to kick the shit out of "The Ancient" Hulk Hogan, And as far as yall country folk go if your not down with that then you can SU...SU...SU...SUCK IT!!!!!!!!! .:[ Hunter and Shawn shake hands, as they laugh continously ]:. HHH Damn straight couldn't have said it better myself, Now Hogan in seven days you and I meet face to face in the middle of the ring no holds barred. Hogan I am going to take you to hell and right back so I can get the three count and the victory. Hogan you have never seen anything as violent as what you will see at Guilty Az Charged will be something that you have never seen in that long ass life you have lived, Hogan just because you outlived the dinosaurs doesn't mean that your impetint ass will even be able to challenge me "The Game" Triple H, like my boy shawn said earlier SUCK IT!!!!!!! |
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