Harlem Productions Proudly Brings To you...

An X-Rated Segment Starring

Accomplishments: None Yet But Stay Tuned
Wrestlers Mentioned: Kevin Nash, Billy Gunn, The Rock, Austin, Jeff Jarret, etc.
Notes from the Handler: I will work much harder from now on so I can get what I want and the people in the audience can get what they want and that is...........A REAL CHAMP!

The scene opens up inside Booker T's Harlem Mansion, He is just waking up and he kisses his wife who lay in bed next to him. Booker get's up and walks into his bathroom, Booker undresses but only the backside of him can be seen. He climbs in the shower and pulls the curtains closed, Booker begins wistling to himself in the shower and suddely the water stops. He begins mumbling to himself and he pulls open the curtains just noticing the camerman sitting there focused on the nude body of Booker T. Booker looks awkwardly at the man then speaks...

Booker T: WOAH! Who in the fuck are you and what exactly do you think you're doing?

Cameraman: Hello sir, I am your personal Camera Man my name is John Shaw. Oh and for what I am doing is what you pay me to do over at your production studio and that is to film you 24/7.

Booker T: Excuse me what is it you mean by I pay you? I never hired no camera man to follow me around 24/7!

John Shaw: Well you might not have hired me but the owner of Harlem Productions did and I do get paid to do my job and that's what i'm doing.

Booker T: Let me get dressed i'll be with you in about ten minutes and we can go to the arena so I can cut a quick promotion...

Booker walks in his room and slams the door behind him, As the John Shaw sits stomping his feet and glancing at his watch every ten seconds. The camera man walks up to Booker's door and is about to knock when the door opens and Booker is standing there wearing a pair of Jean pants with a tight black muscle shirt reveiling his pecks. Booker is holding a phone up to his ear talking to someone on the other end...

Booker T: Would you care to explain exac....Yeah Bu.....Pleas.....Alright i'll be right over, Peace Out!

John Shaw: Well, shall we be on our way?

Booker T: Sure thing man.

Booker and Shaw begin walking down the stairs of Booker T's mansion and at the bottom of the stairs wait's Booker T's wife Casandra. She walks up to him and gives him a kiss, Booker wispers something in her ear and she smiles. Booker slaps her ass and walks out the front door, Booker and Shaw walk until they reach a Dodge VIpor, Cherry Red. Booker walks around to the drivers side and climbs in followed by Shaw on the passenger side. Shaw looks at the Vipor with aww, Booker looks at Shaw as he starts the car up. Booker hits the gas and the car fly's out of the driveway....

Booker T: Nice huh?

John Shaw: Who your wife?

Booker T: No the car you idiot.

John Shaw: Yes sir Ree Bob, This is a beut! But your wife's not bad either.

Booker T: Keep the stupid remarks to yourself smart guy. Speaking of stupid how about those two idiots The Rock and Jeff Jarret? These two are about the dumbest people I have ever seen grace a wrestling ring...Thank God! If people got any stupider than these two this world would be doomed. Now Jeff and Rocky are two awesome athletes but when it comes to something that takes brain power these two just can't cut the cake or in their stupid case...The Cheese although they smell like they cut the Cheese one too many times if you know what I mean. Sure Jeff Jarret has a good finishing move and awesome wrestling ability but what good is that when you are facing a man of my calibur, Let me speed up the thinking process of your brain this one time Jeff, It doesn't do you any damn good if your matched up against me because I am simply that damn good and that's all I need to say about that! Jeff everything I have said is true and I will prove it right here the only word in Jeff's vocabulary is 'Slapnutz' whatever in the hell that means. Jeff probably made that word up when he was playin with himself and he discovered how much it hurts to slap his nuts so he decided that it would hurt someone if he called them a slapnut. Am I right? Of course I am, I am the Main Playa and that's just how it is! Now the number one dumb ass on the NWO roster would have to be none other than the once great now pitiful excuse for a wrestler....The Rock! Now John take a look at the Rock then take a look at me and tell me what you see....exactly a poser...Rock posed his ugly ass after Booker T. I should sue his ass for copyright infringement...But I won't. Simply because when I step in the ring with him he's going to wish he had spent more time practicing moves than he did getting make up done on his ugly...No wait OOOOOGLY ASS!

John Shaw: Booker you seize to amaze me. Right when I think a wrestler might actually have a chance against you, You come up and talk shit then make their confindence level reach a 1 out of 100. But Booker one man I have noticed that seems to be Ice Cold as far as your remarks go is Billy Gunn. He doesn't even seem to be effected by it, Do you think you can take him?

Booker T: Johnny my man, I just met you about 10 to 15 minutes ago and already you are begginning to piss me off. John you think Billy Gunn will prove as a challenge to me? Well your opinion doesn't matter, All that does matter is that I will and I reppeat 'WILL' beat Billy Gunn into a bloody pulp because my game has reached it's peak and his game will never reach the peak that I used to be at in WcW so frankly that little sucka has know mother fucking chance against 'The Main Playa' Booker T! Billy sure you're an awesome young wrestler...hey maybe before you get emberassed by me you go after the Cruiserweight title or something because if you do get lucky at Day Of The Dead 2001 then you'll be my main target, and once I lock onto a target I don't miss no matter what the cost. Billy not only will you have to watch your back for me when and if you get the World Title, you will also have to watch out for about 20 other Net World Order Superstars and Billy I just don't think you will have what it takes to do that so you might as well give your spot at Day of The Dead to me because once you get the title you will be pressured out of it almost right away! Ahh here we are....The Harlem Productions Studio!

Booker opens his car door and climbs out followed by John Shaw! Booker walks up to the huge double doors and they open automatically for him, Booker walks in and is immeadiatly greeted by a clerk that offers to take him to the president of Harlem Productions. Booker and John are led to an elavator and are taken to the 22nd floor, When the elavator comes to a stop the doors slide open and the two men and the clerk step out. The clerk leads them to a huge door and leaves, Booker pushes the door open and when he get's in it is a big office with a huge oak desk. The chair of the desk is facing a huge window with the view of the city, Booker speaks up...

Booker T: Hello mam

Ladie: Booker how are you?

Booker T: I'm fine but we really need to talk..

The Chair turns and in it sits none other than his ex girlfriend Biance from Destiny's Child...

Biance: Yes we do indeed need to talk.

Booker T: NO! GOD NO!

Biance: Yes, Yes. How have you been Booker how's your newest catch...Casandra..am I right?

Booker gulps

Booker T: She's fine, What are you doing here Biance?

Biance: Did you enjoy the camera man? You know he is filming an in depth Biography of your personal life.

Booker T: How could you? Invade my personal space like that. How did he get access into my house Biance....Besides...Why do you want a Biography from me?

Biance: I'm going to show your fans what kind of pig you really are now get stepping!

Booker T: But...

Biance: SECUIRITY!

Booker turns around and kicks the door outwards and steps out cursing the whole way down to his car. He gets in the car and drives off with John. Booker's face is full of frustration and he is still cursing...

John Shaw: She's a bitch, huh?

Booker T: You know it man. I just can't belive the nerve at the woman, She sends a man into my home to film me without my consent...BITCH! Well let's get going I have to be to the arena by 6:00 sharp to cut a promo and well it's 5:45 now and we're going to have to push the pedal if we want to make it...

Booker hits the gas hard and they speed off, about ten minutes later they reach the arena and Booker steps out. Booker looks around to get a good feeling of the place and he hears the crowd erupt in cheers as they show him on the NwO Tron. Booker smiles and walks through the doors of the arena's and heads towards the ring. When he gets to the curtains he takes a deep breathe and 'Danger!' By Mystical hit's the p/a system. Booker hops on one foot to the top of the ramp then stomps on both and as he does that the stage erupts in pyro. Booker walks to the ring and climbs inside grabbing a mic...

Booker T: You know I while I was driving over here a thought occured to me..I don't have a match at this Pay Per View and well I don't like it when I am not main eventing a card, But either way sooner or later whether the president of this well known federation likes it or not I will be his next WORLD CHAMPION! This is a challenge to whoever wins that match at Day of the Dead. Now Billy Gunn, Kevin Nash, Shane Douglas, and Neil Stylez, You four listen real good cause I'm only going to say this once..which ever one of you wins that world title I want you on the next card following the Pay Per View! If you decline this offer you can expect to feel my size 14 Boot stuck straight up your fucking asses for a very long period of time. Some of you might say Booker T has not even proved himself to the NwO yet why should he get a shot? Well let me tell you, I am at this point in time the best rookie the NWO has ever came upon and now this awesome rookie plans to do more in his first week of being here than some of the people here have spent years trying to do, I will become the next World Champion and that's all there is to say about it, Whether it be Shane Douglas or Billy Gunn who win's the Hell In The Cell triple threat match It doesn't matter because either way I will beat them on the card following the Pay Per View! Now for the One man that survive's that Hell In The Cell Match.......

SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YOUR MAMA!

Booker T's music hit's and he climbs out of the ring. He and John Shaw walk up the ramp talking but neither man can be heard.

This rp was written by the legendary Robert Poppell, If you would like to use this rp.........DON'T! If you would like to use this layout.......Just IM me and ask my AIM is ApKGiant, hope you enjoyed bye!