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[SCENE] A Limo pulls up to the arena and out of it steps none other than the Canadian Hero Lance Storm. Lance Storm begins walking towards the doors of the arena, He finally reaches the doors and they swing open. Lance looks at the man behind the door and shakes his head, The man looks at Storm funny and Storm hands the man his keys. The man throws the keys down and walks past Storm bumping his shoulder into him. Storm reaches in the bag at his side and pulls out a kindo stick as the man walks away from Storm, Lance runs at the man and nails him with the sticka and it breaks over his head leaving a pool of blood on the back of the mans head. Storm smiles and begins walking into the back of the arena, Storm contiues walking until he reaches a door intitled Team Canada! Storm turns the door knob and slides the door open then walks in as the show goes to a commercial. COMMERCIAL BREAK [SCENE] The show returns and the cameras begin panning throughout the arena following red and white spotlights. The fans are going crazy as two jobbers continuously duke it out in the ring, Lance Storms music hits and red and white spotlights focus on the entrance area! Storm steps out and he is wearing his normal wrestling attire with a Lance Storm jersey and a canadian flag in hand. The two jobbers see him coming and both jump out of the ring as he reaches the apron. Storm climbs in the ring and walks to the announcer to grab a microphone. He grabs the mic and puts it to his lips. [LANCE STORM] If I can be serious for one minute I would like all of you filthy american trash to rise for the canadian National Anthem......
O Canada! With glowing hearts we see
thee rise, From far and wide, God keep our land glorious and
free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. [LANCE STORM] Now you filthy American trash if you would please let the only true Canadian Hero begin. First off let me speak on one of the most vulgur and disgusting wrestler in American....Buff The Stuff Bagwell! Now Buff me and you never have really agreed on anything but let me assure you one thing we will be able to agree on tonight is that I will easily defeat you. You can come out and make people think that you are confident about this match...But we both know that this is not true! Am I right!?!? You're damn right I am cause unlike you filthy American Trash we never make mistakes...we are the superace! Unlike you Buff I was trained by a Canadian and I was raised in Canada where all of the big names have came originated from, Names such as....Bret Hart, Owen Hart god rest his soul, But you Buff you my friend were trained by an American and you were also raised in this filthy county there for you will pose as no threat to me as I am a True Canadian Superstar! Buff Bagwell bring your Blockbuster, Bring your muscles because none of those things will matter, I have all those things and more but those things are the very limit to your talent! But Buff me I have many things...Many talents if you will, and believe me I have more than you could ever imagine, The Maple Leaf, The springboard dropkick, the superkick and many many more. Maybe Buff after you face me you will realize just how much of a mistake you made stepping into the ring with me! Now I will move onto Buff Bagwell's little bitch if you will, Jeff The SlapAss Jarret! Jeffrey, You might think you have all of the "STROKE" around here but let me explain your just another piece of American Trash that has no reason of being here because you are just yet another pawn in the game of THE SUPERIOR RACE and when The Canadians are finished with you we will toss you aside like yesturdays garbage! So Jeff I am to sending you an open invitation to try and fuck with me because I will be here until this shit closes I will be here for good until I have dominated every single limb of the PWO and until I have proved to everyone here and everyone in the Whole WORLD that CANADA is the SUPERIOR RACE and you Americans are just here for our amusement! [SCENE] Storm begins walking around the ring waving the Canadian flag around just to annoy all the fans in the arena, Garbage begins flying in the ring and he starts to speak again.... [LANCE STORM] What did I tell you people about throwing each other into the ring isn't that kind of childish...Oh I'm sorry I forgot you are....American's after all! Now if you would all please shut up and let a true ideal image of a person speak I will once again continues. My next subject or filthy american piece of crap I will be speaking about is Mr. Goldberg! Now Bill me and you sure as hell have never once in our life seen eye to eye....and frankly we never will! Bill I am just out here to warn you that if you decide to get in my way I will take care of you like I am going to take care of Buff! First i'll soften you up and when the time is right i'll lock you in The Maple Leaf, and as your hand bounces back and fourth off the mat the fans will be shocked at how easily a true Canadian Hero would dispose of a true American Hero! Goldberg I don't really enjoy doing this but I will give you what you deserve..and that is credit for what you have accomplished in your wrestling career, But even though you were 200 and somthing 0 I still wouldn't even put you on the same page as a Canadian legen like Bret Hart or Owen Hart and for that matter even me, But I did give you your props so don't come out bitching about how I show no respect even the littlest for you filthy Americans! Now, Your Canadian Hero Lance Storm will talk a little bit about another very big American Superstar...and that is....Scott The Big Poppa Steiner! Now Scott you are a very big force here in PWO but alot like Goldberg you still serve as no challenge what so ever to a wrestler of my potential or even on Jeff Hardyz potential, HA! You thought I was serious whenI said you would serve as a big obstacle for me, Don't hold your fucking breathe! I might not be that funny but I can make a joke every now and then, But SCOTT I have nothing on you, I mean you are a walking joke just like every other American here in this arena and all across the U.S. Now Hit My MUSIC! [SCENE] Storm's music hit's and he climbs out of the ring. He begins walking up the ramp and then he goes through the curtain. As he walks through the curtains the cameras follow his, He walks up to a soda machine and pushes a button the water falls out and he pulls it out and sips from it. Behind him someone taps him on the shoulder it is Lilian Garcia... [Lilian Garcian] Hi Lance would you mind if I got a few words with ya? [LANCE STORM] No I don't mind Lilian, But please make it fast! [Lilian Garcian] Well I was wondering if you have any thoughts regarding your match tonigh with Bagwell? [LANCE STORM] Now since you are an American and you probably have a memory span of about two seconds I will once again telly ou how I feel about Bagwell! Bagwell is nothing to me nor is any other superstar in this business! Bagwell is just another loser that comes out to make me look good and to make himself look even worse! Buff might think he has this match in the bag but he is going to be given a rude awakening if you know what I mean. I am going to throw him around the ring like a rag doll and believe me that's exactly what he will look like when I am done with him, A torn apart Rag Doll that made a stupid average American mistake to fuck with a Canadian bread animal, and he gets torn up and thrown in the garbage with the garbage and that is where he will be for the rest of eternity! [Lilian Garcian] Well what about his partner and companion Jeff Jarret? [LANCE STORM] Jeff Jarret huh? If you or any of the other American filth think for one second that I am worried about him you're sadly mistaken because I would wipe the floor with both of these men in seconds flat and that's is simply because I AM FROM CALGARY, ALBERTA, CANADA and I AM PART OF THE SUPERACE! Now Lilian I am done answering your dumb American questions... [SCENE] Lance walks right past Lilian and the show goes to commercial..... |
