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[Scene] Austin is standing backstage watching the T.V. monitor, on it is a preview of the Royal Rumble...Big names are walking into the Royal Rumble match but only one will step out, Austin thinks to himself "And that SOB's going to be me!" Austin smiles and he reaches on the table that the T.V. rests on and grabs a beer. He poors the whole thing into his mouth and quickly exits the area, He is heading towards the parking lot it looks like...He soon walks under a doorway that lead to the wrestler Parking lot. Austin begins walking faster and soon he reaches a humungous machine it looks to be a...a....it's a motherfucking crane! Austin climbs in the seat and pushes a button, a light noise can be heard and the camera focuses on The Car of the owner of WWF Ultimate when all of a sudden, BOOM! an explosion rocks the arena and the car is totally annihalated. Austin laughs and hops down from the seat of the machine and he begins walking back into the arena, He eventually reaches the curtains and "Glass Breaks" Austins music rocks the arena and literally millions of fans get to their feet trying to get a peek at the rattlesnake! He finally steps from behind the curtains and flashes light up from the crowd Austin begins walking down the ramp with a very well determined look on his face...In the ring KING is waiting to get a word with Austin! Austin gets in the ring and walks past Cole getting up on the turnbuckle and raising his arms and the crowd begins working up the cheers, Austin continues to each turnbuckle and finally he stops and walks to the middle of the ring and stand by King! [KING] WOW! What an entrance Austin....I'm sure you heard I have a couple of um questions for you so why don't I begin! Austin for what reaso did yo........ [Scene] Austin kicks KING in the gut and delivers the stunner! Austin picks up the mic and begins to speak..... [AUSTIN] Now If yall people enjoyed seeing Stone Cold stunn Jerry Lawlers FAT ASS! Give me a Hell Yea!(HELL YEAH) Good cause if he don't keep his ass down i'm going to make sure he goes home in an ambulance! Now I understand that this up and coming sunday Stone Cold gets in the Roayal Rumble against thirty other dirsty sumbitches! Not that Stone Cold actually gives a rat's ass, I'm just making sure these smelly bastards understand that the rattlesnake is as venemous as ever and trust me....He's staying that way until around his waist lays the World Wrestling federation Title! It may seem a little far fetched that the newest superstar in the WWF ULTIMATE is just going to come in and Kick everyones ass no questions asked....But as far fetched as it may be It is the reality and it's going to happen there for the Rattlesnake will get that title no matter how many stanky bastards he has to go through, all it's going to be is more injurys for this company and less people in it, because when Austin injurs someone their asses are on the shelf for good! Now there is plenty of awesome talent here I have noticed that but to tell you the truth I just don't care because out of all the HHH's all the Rock's all the Undertaker's all the Big Red Retard's all of those things ain't shit to the rattlesnake because Austin is on fire and every last one of those bastards will understand it when they see it step into the ring with them! Now first of all Triple H! Now you call yourself the GAME and you think of yourself as being THAT DAMN GOOD! Well Mr. GAME all the rattlesnake has to say to you is that Austin 3:16 means if you fuck with me I'm gunna kick your ass, and if you get in my way HHH your ass going to get put outta this business for good and you can consider it payback for that little one year injury that Austin had because I haven't exactly thanked you properly yet! Now just because you got lucky on Smackdown and you actually pinned the rattlesnake doesn't mean anything....except that next time I climb in the ring with you I will pulverize your Stupid ASS and I will win it with the Stone Cold Stunner! [SCENE] Jerrly lawler slowly begins to crawl to his feet stone cold notices this and begins smiling, Stone Cold bennds down waits for his to turn around as he does Austin kicks him in the gut and delivers the stunner one more time! Jerry Lawler quickly falls to the ground and slobber fly's from his mouth, Austin gets down in his face and starts flicking him off and talking shit! He picks up the mic once again and puts it to his lips...... [AUSTIN] Bitch I said keep your fat ass down, See what happens when you don't listen you stupid sumbitch! Now lately I have seen that little moonsaulting SOB Y2GAY coming out here talking about how he is going to go on to the Royal Rumble and then go on to wrestlemania to become the World Champ!?!? Jericho all Stone Colds gonna say is nut up or shut up cause when it comes right down to it I am going to beat the shit outta of you and leave you lying in a pile of your own blood, and Jericho you are going to see why Austin 3:16 means I'm going to kick your ass! Jericho you and me are probaly the best two superstars that will step in that ring for the title but I do assure you that I will be the last man standing...How you ask? Simple first i'll Stun your ass about five times and then after that I will kick everyone else out of the ring and then when we are the last two in it i'll pick you up and throw your ass right the fuck out of the ring and............................. THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO! [SCENE] "Glass breaks" and austin raises his arms as beer flys at him, He grabs two pops em open and chugs em both down faster than you can say STONE COLD! He is about to get out of the ring when he notices Jerry Lawler moving, He walks over to him and acts as if he is helping him up...When Lawler looks up he knows he's stunned, and Stone Cold kicks him in the gut and delivers a third stunner, jerry lawler flips from the stunner and Austin climbs out of the ring and the show goes to commercial....The show comes back from commercial and it shows Michael Cole in the back by the raw set standing with a mic..... [ COLE ] Austin, Austin can I get a few words please? [AUSTIN] A word? A word? Did your stupid homosexual ass see what I just did to KING ahh fuck it one question! [ COLE ] Austin you have taken the WWF Ultimate by storm! I was just wondering how in the hell did Triple H beat you on RAW! [AUSTIN] (Acting Serious) Well Michael you see, He did something like this! [SCENE] Austin begins giving him furious right hands! he then grabs him by the hair and tosses him into the raw is war set, afterwards he begins walking down the hall and as he does you can hear him mutter "OH HELL YEAH!" The show then goes to commercial break! |