The Epitome of Excellence has come to show you all that CWF is about to enter the warped DaEdZoNe!!!!!!
The Epitome of Excellence has come to show you all that CWF is about to enter the warped DaEdZoNe!!!!!!
A DAY WITH EXCELLENCE AT THE MALL!!

The scene opens up to a Sports Authority inside the mall, "LionHeart" Chris Calhoun is standing inside by the front desk talking to a girl....He see's the cameras coming and she hands him a small piece of paper and leaves, He then begins walking to the weight lifting equipment section of the store and the cameras walk up to him........

:: LionHeart :: Hi, You know you people sure do have bad timing. Well anyways I suppose you would like me to give you a few words....NO PROBLEM! Well, Well, My friend we need to make a move on over to the counter I have to make a purchase....Ahhh here we are, How much Mam?

:: Lady :: Oh that'll be........about......five hundred dollars.....

:: LionHeart :: Damn what's happened to these places.....Oh Well that's life. Now as you can see I have just purchased the latest work out equipment it is called the......EPI-FLEX....yes as in Epitome and it was made by proffesionals for me and only me. Now let's go for lunch i'm starvin, You like McDonalds? Good, Shut up. Now what to talk about, ahhh yes, the worst talented wrestler I have ever seen walk upon god s green earth, and that would be Triple X!! Now triple X me and you haven't been aquainted just yet but when we are directly aquainted I will rip you to schreds and give you the biggest beating of your miserable piutiful life hahahahahahaha! XXX if me and you step in the ring you are going to turn out alot like food that doesn't taste good, I am going to chew you up and spit you out...Because the "Epitome of Excellence" only likes the best and you my friend are'nt even partially a threat to me because you just plainly, flat out....SUCK!!! So when I do get the pleasure of getting in the ring with you don't prepare for some aerage match...Don't prepare for some jobber....You prepare for HELL! Since I am in such a giving mood around the holidays I plan to give you something XXX, how about I give you a match against the "epitome of excellence", but not just any match a cage match, Yes!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh this cage match will have One ass kicking, two tables, and three metal chairs.........HA! This match will take place at none other place than New Years Knockout....OH WAIT, that is if you do except I mean if you don't you must be a pu pu pu puss....well you get the idea! So Mr. X see ya at Knockout, if you except. Oh and XXX if you think that those fagots Hostile Takeover wil interfere with me You will be quantly suprised because this cage will have a steel roof overhead in which your dick headed friends cannot break and fuck around with our match, so one way or the other you are screwed and I am going to come out victorius!

A fan walks up to Lionheart and asks for an autograph, he signs a card they have and is about to continue speeking when a big man comes up to him again asking for his autograph, Chris signs and the mans face goes mean. The man charges at Lionheart but Chris notices and throws him threw a nearby store window. The owner comes running out yelling at Chris, Chris pulls a big wad of cash out of his pocket and hands it to the man....The man grabs the cash and exits quickly....

:: LionHeart :: Now XXX when it comes right down to it you have more experience in the cwf right now but I am still going to beat the hell out of you! And when I am through i'm going to rip you to pieces and throw them to the crowd so they can all remember the match that "The Epitome Of Excellence" proved himself to the cwf, the fans, and most of all......THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!