"The Epitome Of Excellence" has come to rid you of the sucky entertainment TobiAS!

The Scene opens up in the parking lot of the cwf, The area is quiet when.....A Dodge Vipor slides into the parking lot. The car pulls up to the door to enter the arena. The door swings open and out steps "LionHeart" Chris Calhoun, He is wearing a pair of black pants with a stripe down the side of them, He is also wearing a shirt that say's "DeAdZoNe". Chris grabs his bag and flings it over his shoulder and walks up to the door which is opened by a remote. Chris continues.......He walks up to a door entitled "LionHeart", He pulls a key out of his pocket and unlocks the door then walks in and the cwf goes to the commercial break.........The show comes back from commercial and the cameras once again focus on Chris Calhouns locker room. The door opens and Lionheart steps out, He smiles into the camera and begins walking down the hall to the arena. Cameras switch to the arena where all the fans are on their feet cheering waiting for something to happen, All of a sudden the lights go out and a huge explosion occurs on stage and LionHeart steps out, He is wearing the same outfit he came in...He has a bottle of water in hand. He takes a sip from the bottle and he spits it out and runs down to the ring and when he gets close he slides in and grabs a mic....

:: LionHeart :: Hello my loyal loyal fans, I am glad that you all came to see the debut of the Epitome Of Excellence "LionHeart" Chris Calhoun. Yes I am finally hear and I plan to not just destroy every single ounce of pitiful talentin the cwf, I also have decided to become the World Hewavyweight Champion......And to do that I must overcome a wrestler so annoying, so senile, so mother doinking stupid that he actually one the piece of shit title. Now Mr. Jackson I have no clue as of how you won it or who you won it from...All I know is that it is coming home to poppa, which means it is going to soon be around this most perfect waist. So TobiASS you had better shine that belt up because it's comin to me the Epitome of Excellence, it is just a matter of time until I get that but until I prove myself I guess i'll the time by killing off the talent here in CWF!!! Now I hae been watching over the fed seein who had true potential to face "The Epitome of Excellence". Although it took a while I think I found the right person....and the lucky contestant is.......JT. LIGHTNING! HA...HA...HAHAHAH!

LionHeart runs around the ring as he laughs like a lunatic, He stops and runs over to the turnbluckle he then climbs onto the second rope and raises his hands in the air causing a huge chain reaction from the humungous wave of fans, He climbs down and puts the mic up to it's mouth.

:: LionHeart:: Now let me get down to some serious business, JT.Lightnin I want you in a one on one match because as I look at the records you have the best with a 6 victorys and 1 loss and that is even better than the current champions record, But JT my boy that record will soon drop and the losses will go from 1 to 2 to 3 to however many times you face the "Eppitome of Excellence". Now JT I have recognized your wrestling ability since I first saw you wrestle and seeing ow HBK himself trained you and how Bret "The Hitman" Heart trained me our matches will not just be the whole f'n show they will be the whole f'n ride in which these fans will take every time they turn their T.V's on to channel 69 or whatever channel we air on and watch the CWF! JT I know you are busy this week but whenever you have the time it would be not just an honor but also a motha doinkin pleasure to beat the HELL OUT OF......YOU! O.K, O.K, now onto other business I am not sure as of how many of you people remember me from the UHWA but I was there for a very short time but I was forced to retire for a reason that is none of any of yall peoples business....But I would like to get to know a couple of the people from there that I never quite got a chance to face which means the Americano Champiano Steven Beckman is next on the list right after JT. Now Mr.Beckman when I last was looking at the CWF you seemed to be the Commishioner and Now you are the American Champion......I'm confused but hey I'm gonna straighten things up quite fast so beckman be prepared. Now all my fans the "Epitome of Excellence" is leaving you salutations my frieds.

The lights in the arena go off and all you can see is a shadowy figure dissolve from view. When the lights return "Lionheart" Chris Calhoun is gone!?!? The CWF goes to commercial.