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Star(s) of the Show:
Goldberg, and
Vince Russo.
Roleplay #:
1

Directed Towards:
The Rock, EWA Superstars.
Win/Loss Record:
Win
- 0 Loss - 0 Draw- 0


| THE SPEAR : Eradication. |

| EWA isn't prepared.. They're not ready for what is to come soon enough. Simple and Pure a man.. No, no.. THE MAN is coming, are you scared? You should be.. This Man is THE MOST Dominant Man in ALL of Sport's Entertainment. You know who i'm talking about.. It just scares you to think of it, C'mon pussy.. Open up your eyes and take a peak at what will eventually mean the death of the EWA.. Don't Fear him, Just don't FUCK with him and you'll be fine. He's not a Bad Guy.. Heh, Or is he? Your Definition of Bad Guy is absolutely different from one like his.. You see to him, Destroying people in the ring is his job.. Just like it used to be his job to destroy people out on the football field. He has been lying in wait to make his ever so needed return to the Wrestling Business.. and where better than the newest All-Star in the Wrestling Industry.. E.W.A - Extreme Wrestling Alliance. You KNOW who this man is just open up your mind to him, to ...

GOLDBERG : THE MAN ; EWA belongs to him now.. HAHAHA.. The Competition won't mean anything to him, but then again, has it ever mattered to him? NO! Must I bring up 'The Streak'.. ?  The quite impressive Undefeated Streak.. 18 months without a loss.. mock him if you will, But until you can do such an astounding thing in your pathetic little life than don't speak to me. Chaos is the first show that Goldberg will be making an appearance at.. and you can write that one down on your calenders because that is where GOLDBERG's brand NEW Undefeated Streak will begin. There's nothing that the EWA has to offer to Goldberg that he can't destroy.. So therefore why not start off big? Why not start off 'The Streak' with THE ROCK!?!

You heard me correctly.. I said THE ROCK! The Great One, The Most E-LECTRIFYING MAN in ALL of Entertainment.. What a match, WCW's Franchise versus WWE's Franchise. One on One.. The Ratings will be through the roof, and The Great One will be one place.. ON THE FLOOR! What will he be doing on the floor? He'll be losing to THE MAN on the floor.. Goldberg will hit the Jackhammer and that'll be all she wrote. No One Man can survive the Jackhammer and be concious afterwards to talk about it.. Goldberg is going after one man above all else, the man that holds onto the EWA World Heavyweight Title.. Test. But until Test has the balls to step up to the plate against THE MAN the message that everyman in the EWA will understand thouroughly must be sent out..  F E A R  t h e  S P E A R ! |

| Fade up 'GOLDBERG' Logo |

| The scene opens up into a dim lit room.. Nothing much can be seen too clearly, Suddenly a projector comes on infront of the camera. It's rolling on blank for some ten seconds.. suddenly Goldberg pops up on ther reel spearing some guy, the name of the guy is of no matter for now.. The Projector continues to play clips of Goldberg running through people. All of a sudden in the backround you can hear Sinister laughter, it's so synical that it makes you shiver.. The camera turns around to put a face to the mysterious laughter, it's Vince Russo. He's laughing so hard at the images of Goldberg running his shoulder into the oppositions gut and planting their asses on the fucking floor.. He sees the camera and continues to laugh hysterically, He knows that he's beginning to lose it.. When the sight of men rolling around on the ground holding their guts in pain makes you happy, their's obviously something wrong up top if ya know what I mean. Suddenly Vince stops the footage of THE MAN in business.. He smerks in an evil way to the camera and gestures for it to come forward, It Does. |

'Devil Incarnate' Vince Russo : Y'know.. I've been in this bidness for a long, long time. And I have yet to meet a man that can even come close to measuring up to THE MAN, the man you just saw taking the competition and making them his BITCHES! [ Russo begins his sinister laughter again. ] HAHAHA.. No Chance.. EWA has NO CHANCE of surviving the onslaught of Bill Goldberg, not a prayer of lasting more than one fockin' minute against this man.

| Russo sucks in some air and exhales as he is about ready to continue speaking. |

'Devil Incarnate' Vince Russo : As long as i've been around Goldberg is without a shadow of a doubt THE MAN, he's the BEST. Some of yall dumbasses say that Brock Lesnar is tha most dominant man to step into a squared circle.. and obviously you've all forgotten the man that I represent, Bill Goldberg. Now one more thing i've noticed is that everyone seems to think that Bill relies on the fans for certain things.. Well this is a message from Bill himself he asked me to deliver to the fans.. FUCK YOU! He don't need ya, and he sure as hell don't want ya.. He USED ALL OF YOU to get to the top in WCW, and now that everyone knows he is the best the EWA has to offer.. He won't be bothered by wasting his time with so called fans who ride his fockin' DICK until he gets hurt.. What the fock is that? Huh? Someone wanna let me in on this? I mean WHAT THE FUCK.. Now that Bill says he doesn't need you pieces of trash I know for a fact that you'll be all calling him a 'BAD GUY' behind his back.. Well to that I say this.. Ya damn right he is. HAHA.. Hell, if ya wanna get technical he's the baddest mothafockah in the fockin' WORLD! And you sunnuvabitches in the fockin' front office have the fockin' balls to throw THE MAN into a match with ... HAHA.. with.. MUAHAHA!

| Vince stops smiling and looks seriously into the camera.  |

'Devil Incarnate' Vince Russo : With... THE ROCK? I mean.. What in the fockin' hell do you people think this is? A Game? A FOCKIN' CARNIVAL? If that's what you think.. and you're throwing one of your best in the EWA already at Bill, you stupid focks are in for some serious dissapointment, 'cos Bill is going to take Rocky and turn him into a fockin' corpse! The People's Champion eh? hehe.. Excuse me for the laughter, it's just.. HOW PATHETIC can one man be? He's so pathetic he actually gives the PEOPLE of all things, the credit for making him what he is today. Although what is he today? NOTHING! He's a nobody.. sure he made a few shitty movies.. Big deal.. and come Chaos he'll be a nothing that can't walk, Goldberg is going to put his punk ass out of commision. Just open your fockin' eyes for one mothafuckin' minute..

| Vince clips on the projector which shows continuous footage of Goldberg delivering the Jackhammer to numerous amounts of people.. the clips are flashing so fast you can hardly even tell who THE MAN is destroying.. |

'Devil Incarnate' Vince Russo : HAHAHA... Now that's what i'm fuckin' talkin' about. WHOOO! Let's see fuckin' Rock decimate everything in his path like Bill, but to put it out there.. Rocky can't contend like Bill can, Rock isn't even in the same League as Bill. Perhaps someday Rock COULD be what Bill is.. But if he shows up at Chaos, i'm afraid Bill won't be holding anything back.. and I can guarantee you that Rocky will be in an unimaginable amount of pain. Now before I let you stupid fucks even see the greatness that is Bill Goldberg.. I thought i'd give you a little memory check-up on Bill just to make sure you don't miss anything.. Don't blink, he runs through people so fast i'd hate for you to miss something. Now firstly, does anyone remember.. The Streak? HAHAHA.. Do I need to ask? Well every good long streak must start somewhere..

| The Projector clicks on once again.. We're at Monday Night Nitro, suddenly Goldbergs music hits.. He makes his way to the ring. In the ring we see Hugh Morris standing in the opposing corner of Goldberg, the bell sounds.. Goldberg mutilates Hugh, he runs through him totally without even trying.. He gets him up for it.. JACKHAMMER! |

'Devil Incarnate' Vince Russo : HAHAHAHA.. and that's all she wrote ladies and gents'. The man never stood a chance.. Much like you Rock.. You don't stand a chance, YOU don't have any idea of what kind of Pain Goldberg plans to put you through. One Hundred and Seventy Four(174).. that's the length of the streak.. HAHAHA.. I think your longest win streak Rock was probably Twenty? If that? Just face the facts kid.. You're not ready to face THE MAN. There's nothing wrong with admitting that you're not the best Rocky.. It just makes life easier for you, and for me as well, you see Goldberg is THE BEST. The Cream of the Crop.. But you, you're just 'Average' Rocky Boy. Take a clue Rock.. You were in the business for a long time before they even thought of you fighting for World Gold.. But Goldberg, he got a shot at the US Title and won it from Raven.. Hell, don't believe me just look..

| The Projector clicks on showing Goldberg standing over Raven's bloodied and tortured body holding the belt of his head. |

'Devil Incarnate' Vince Russo : Oh and just so you know.. that was only a few months into his career. But than about one month after winning the United States Title.. Still Undefeated mind you.. Goldberg went after bigger fish, more specifically Hollywood Hogan for the World Title..

| Projector continues rolling with a slide of Goldberg spearing Hogan.. and than the reff holding Goldbergs arm in the air in victory. |

'Devil Incarnate' Vince Russo : Oh what a moment in History.. You see that moment is going to be similar to the moment when Bill defeats you Rock, Except when Bill ends you.. rather than winning a title, it will mark the day that he entered the EWA.. and you'd better believe that that is THE most important day in EWA HISTORY! HAHAHAHAA!

| Russo continues laughing synically when suddenly a bright light shines in a corner.. Someone is breathing hard sitting in the corner, suddenly his head snaps up.. It's GOLDBERG! He smiles sadistically and speaks for the first time on EWA Telivision.. |

' T h e  B a d  G u y '  GOLDBERG : HAHAHAHAHAHA! The Pain I will put these EWA FUCKS through.. They have no fuckin' idea..

| Goldberg and Vince continue laughing together as we now have seen that Vince Russo is in control of the beast that is GOLDBERG.. EWA better be ready, cause Goldberg is back and better than ever. |

| Fade Out and to Black |



 

VICTIMIZED:

The Rock?

 


 

Next Match:
Goldberg vs. The Rock
* Normal Singles Match

 

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Written by Robert P, 2003 for the EWA. All rights reserved.
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