
| THE FRANCHISER :
Unfinished Business. |
| N - I
- T - R - O , The One Show that a man of Shane Douglas' caliber could be
treated like some average joe.. Like something that he isn't. A World Title Tournament has
already begun in the Nitro rankings, and yet.. for some reason beyond me The Franchise
wasn't inserted into it. Well not directly anyways.. He must beat one man and than get
through to face another and that means that our hero The Franchise must compete not once..
But TWICE in one night. First he must beat Buff Bagwell and secondly he must defeat 'The
Great One' The Rock. That's an achievment that not many men could do.. But we're not
talking about 'many men' now are we? Hell No. We're talking about the greatest competitor
in the Nitro brand of APW..
Shane
Douglas : The Franchise
; Bagwell and The Rock have all the right in the world to be scared of The Franchise.. But
to screw him over by not putting him directly into the World Title Tournament? What's
wrong with this picture? Huh? I'll tell you.. Flair's a bitch. So now Shane has to work
his way up AGAIN, like in ECW, like in WCW.. Boring, Snoozefest. By the time he reaches
the top.. Flair will be dead, and what's the fun in that? But like it or not, Douglas
cannot disrespect Flair's wishes.. So on next weeks edition of Monday Night Nitro, Shane
is set to face Buff 'The Stuff' Bagwell in a One on One Singles Match. For What? A shot
later in the night to face The Rock to move on in the World Title Tournament..
Well.. Actually
Franchise is getting a little bit of an extra something, Sure i'll grant you that it's
nothing important to his career. Nope. But to himself.. This next match is very important,
it will settle the little rivalry that both Douglas and Bagwell have shared for each other
since they collectively held the WCW World Tag Team Championships dominantly. Douglas was
obviously always the better man.. Winning the matches.. Saving Bagwells ass, you know all
the shit like that. But Buff will be the first to deny that he is and was nothing without
'The Franchise' to watch his back. Where would Buff be if it wasn't for Shane Douglas?
Either in a Dumpster looking for food.. or Dead, One way or another.. you wouldn't give
two squirts of piss of whether he wrestled or not.. But regardless of the fact that Shane
carried Buff for their whole tag team careers, Shane is still coming into Nitro with
Bagwell's Blood on his mind.. Bagwell has finally fucked up for the last time and now
Shane is prepared to make Buff and The Rock understand what it means to become.. F R A N C H I S E D ! |
| Fade up 'Franchise' Logo |
Promotion
Previously Recorded - 3/31/03 @ 11:30 PM
| The scene opens up backstage at the Arena
home to the first ever APW Nitro Brand Broadcast.. Most of the talent has cleared out now,
but we hear voices to the rear of us. The cameras begin to follow the voices.. We begin to
near the sound of the voices which leads us to a locker room that reads 'Franchise' on the front of the locker room
door. The door is cracked and as the cameras enter the room it begins to slide open even
more.. As we enter the locker room we see none other than Shane Douglas.. The Franchise..
The Nitro Superstar, he's wearing a pair of Black Jean Pants and a 'Franchise' T-Shirt.
Sitting next to Shane on the couch is the beautiful Torrie Wilson.. Dressed in a pair of
black leather pants, and a golden tanktop. Torrie smiles at Franchise as he is sitting
down on a large black leather couch with his head in his palms looking somewhat
miserable.. |
' T h e - F r a
n c h i s e ' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Damn it. That lucky piece of
shit.. I can't believe it, lucky fucker.
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Calm down baby.. Just let it go.
' T h e - F r a
n c h i s e ' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Let it go? LET IT GO!? Are
you kiddin' me? That piece of shit Kane will never hear the end of this.. Haha.. He made
the biggest mistake in his career pinning me to the mat for the three count. Lucky
bastard, The next time he and I face i'm going to make quick work of the Big Red Retard.
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Don't even worry about that Loser.. You've got bigger fish to fry now.
Remember what's that memo Ric Flair sent us about your place on next weeks Nitro?
' T h e - F r a
n c h i s e ' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Torrie Baby.. You have to
understand something about The Franchise, nothing bothers me. Not Championships, not
money, nothing.. But what does PISS me off is losing. Especially to some no talent, no
named piece of shit like Kane.. But you're right. That's done and over with.. I DO have
bigger fish to fry, Fish in the shape of the World Heavyweight Championship Title
Tournament. Hahaha.. Does Ric Flair no what in the hell he just did signing me in this
match with Buff Bagwell to put me into a match with the Self Titled 'Great One'? He just
signed the APW Nitro World Championship in blood over to yours truely.. THE FRANCHISE!
| Shane looks into the camera with a distinctly pissed
off look on his face.. He knows that Flair had no choice to put him into the match with
Buff, and he for damn sure plans to go ahead further to face Rock and proceed to round 2
of the World Title Tournament. |
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Flair doesn't realize that he has just made the worst mistake of his
career...
' T h e - F r a
n c h i s e ' SHANE
DOUGLAS : In his Career? Pff.. More
like in his WHOLE FUCKIN' LIFE! This dumb prick has made my whole fuckin' career alongside
him a living nightmare, and when I take the World Title.. I'm the Man. He'll have to kiss
MY ass.. and you better believe that regardless of what he tries to do, I'm going to get
my pay back.. you'd better believe it. But Ric, One question I must ask you is.. what in
the HELL were you thinking throwing some old piece of trash like Buff 'the nothing'
Bagwell into a match with moi? You know as well as I know, as well as Torrie knows that
i'll mop the floor with Ol' Buffy Boy. God knows I carried his puny ass back in WCW when
we held onto the World Tag Team Titles.
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Oh I remember that.. hehe.. he actually thought he was worth something.
Yet he never did anything other than prance around the apron while you beat the crap out
of all of those nobodys back in the WCW.
| Shane closes his eyes and takes in a deep breathe..
He's trying to think back to a time when Buff actually did something memerable. |
' T h e - F r a n c h i s e ' SHANE DOUGLAS : Nope.. Can't do it.
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Do what?
' T h e - F r a n c h i s e ' SHANE DOUGLAS : Think of one time that Buff's presence in a match actually mattered
in a match, or in the Wrestling Business for that matter.. He's nothing, a nobody.. I
don't even know what Flair was thinking letting this little punk step into the world of
the 'Big Boys' of the Business. All that's going to happen is Buff will walk down the
ramp, cocky as ever.. we all know how that pompous little piece of shit is. But anyway,
he'll climb in through the ring ropes jump around flexing the muscles that he has.. and
than 'Deep Purple' will hit the p/a system, and Torrie and I will make our way to the
ring, i'll climb in.. and before you can blink Buff will be lying in a puddle of his own
blood. The cameras will zoom in on me, i'll be walking back up the ramp without an ounce
of sweat on my amazing physique, and i'll go to the back to get ready to beat the living
SHIT out of The Great One. Do you know why this is Torrie?
| Torrie takes a moment to think ( she's obviously not
the smartest woman), she finally shows a look as figured out the question when suddenly
that look fades away. |
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : I don't know, Why?
' T h e - F r a n c h i s e ' SHANE DOUGLAS : Because i'm The Franchise Baby.. I'm not 'The Great One'.. or 'The
Buff Daddy'.. I'm THE FRANCHISE! You see Franchise means that I am the APW.. without me,
APW wouldn't be shit, Nitro wouldn't be shit.. I'm the fuckin' creme of the crop, creme de
la creme. It's hard work being the best.. I'm not like some people, not singeling anyone
out [COUGH]ROCK![COUGH], I don't just tell everyone i'm the best.. I go out and PROVE to
all of these dumb asses watching at home that I am The Franchise, no questions asked. But
Rock, you see Rock enlists the help of even LARGER Jackasses than himself, if that is even
possible, to help him rise to the top. For instance all of a sudden Vince McMahon is on
his side after years and years of hating the man's gut and likewise.
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Vince will end up doing what he does to all of the low rate talent that he
single handedly makes rise to the top..
' T h e - F r a n c h i s e ' SHANE DOUGLAS : What's that?
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : He's going to drop him like a bad habit as soon as Rock makes one single
mistake..
' T h e - F r a n c h i s e ' SHANE DOUGLAS : Haha.. Well than unfortunately for The Rock, Vince will be leaving soon
enough because Mistake Numero Uno : Accepting a World Title Tournament match that means
that it is even somewhat possible for him to be facing myself.. BIG MISTAKE! [ Shane smerks devilishly into the camera at
the thought of defeating the Rock on Nitro. ] HAHA.. God what fun it will be to prove to the whole world that I am the
man that deserves recognition for what i've done in the past, Not you Rock. You WERE the
youngest WWE World Champion.. than Brock Lesnar popped up out of no where and blew your
record away.. But i've never even been recognized before, simply because WCW didn't let me
do what I needed to do to succeed, and ECW wasn't widely distributed as far as fans go.
But Rock.. You've gotten all you deserved in the past, Now it's my turn, Now The Franchise
takes the spotlight.. and not to mention that the APW World Championship Strap will be
around my ever so perfect waist.
| Torrie begins to wrap her hands around Shane's waist
displaying where the APW World Strap will be soon enough.. Shane just continues to smile
knowing that now is his time. |
' T h e - F r a
n c h i s e ' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Rock.. you're Ego is way
bigger than you truthfully are, You think that you're some big hollywood Star because you
made some minor role in The Mummy 2, than suddenly they make a spin off movie of that
dumbass Scorpion Character that absolutely no one would watch had it not had been you in
it, and the fact that all WWE was remind you to go check out the movie helped as well.
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Oh and what is this talking in the Third Person crap that Rock seems to
continually spit out of his pathetic little mouth?
| Shane gets a look of disgust on his face just
imagining how pathetic The Rock is.. |
' T h e - F r a
n c h i s e ' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Yah see Torr.. Guys like The
Rock need to continually remind themselves of just who in the hell they are, So why not
just continually refer to himself in the Third Person? Haha.. Oh and as far as The Rock
putting a "Whoopin'" on me.. It won't be happening, as a matter of fact the only
whooping that will be handed out is from The Franchise to Buff Bagwell, and than from moi
to The Crock, The money grubbin' piece of shit, The "Great One", The Most
Electrifying man in ALL of Entertainment, yadda yadda yadda.. We've heard it all before..
and quite fuckin' frankly, it's gettin' damn old.
'Blonde
Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Yeah is he ever going to come up with some 'new' material?
' T h e - F r a
n c h i s e ' SHANE
DOUGLAS : New? Well quite frankly
Torr, he won't have time.. This Monday Night on Nitro will be his last in the Wrestling
Business, I'm coming into this match to END The Rock.. I'll show him why i'm known as 'The
True Franchise'.. oh and incase you didn't already know this Rock..
THAT'S ALL A FACT
JACKASS!
| Shane stares deeply into the camera smiling as
confident as ever.. Torrie is laying down across the couch that Shane sits on with her
head in his lap. Shane simply lays his head back still smiling, obviously thinking of all
the possibilitys that could arise here in the APW.. What will he do next? Who knows.. all
I know is that you need to STAY TUNED! |
| Fade Out and to Black | |