| THE FRANCHISER :
The Fire Still Burns.. For Now. |
| A - P - W
, Three letters that when defined mean excellence. The newest powerhouse in the wrestling
industry, already being held in the highest of regards of ALL of the legacies set behind.
APW has already acquired some of the biggest names in all of Wrestling Entertainment..
Stars like The Rock, Kane, Stone Cold, Shawn Michaels, oh and let's not forget the biggest
star of ALL.. THE FRANCHISE! That's right you're hearing me correctly, I said The
Franchise. Greatest Wrestler of ALL TIME.. greater than the Hogans, the Flairs, and even
greater than the man that truely kicked wrestling off.. Vince McMahon Senior. So to
familiarize all of you dimwits out there who are reading this for the purpose of learning
something let me explain to you something about APW.. It isn't just some 'regular'
wrestling company, Ehn Ehn. The APW is a wrestling company distributed into TWO Monday
Night Shows.. One Monday Night Raw, Former WWE Copyrighted Show.. Now being brought over
by Shane O' Mac, Son of Vince McMahon Junior. But Not one soul wants to focus on the
extremely boring a dull Raw part of the APW.. Why? Why is the Raw so dull? Because it
lacks one important attribute that the other show has.. SHANE DOUGLAS. Oh and just to let
you know which program Shane will be dominating, than look no further than Monday Night
NITRO!
.......NITRO
: New Home of the greatest wrestler of ever......
Shane
Douglas : The Franchise
; Your Hero, and my hero. Shane Douglas is Nitro's Golden One.. The Most Valuable Player
so to speak. He takes his first step into Nitro set to face up against a man that has
absolutely none of the Star Like qualities that Our Franchise has.. Kane 'The Big Red
Machine'. Obviously someone fucked their job up when making this card.. Heh, to even think
that for one second some schmuck like Kane could even compete with Franchise for 10
Seconds is completely ludicrous. Kane is a nothing.. he doesn't even deserve to step into
the ring with Greatness Personified, But hell.. Who Does?
Not a fuckin' SOUL!
Shane is far to great to be bothered by these pathetic imbeciles.. They can't even
compete, it's just a huge waste of his time for him to even step in through the ropes.
Perhaps someday some of these fools can show some decent Competition, until than.. all of
them will just have to settle with being F R A N C H I S E D
! |
| Fade up 'Franchise' Logo |
Promotion Previously
Recorded - 3/27/03
| The scene opens up infront of a large
building, The TD Waterhouse Centre.. Home of the Orlando Magic. It's the Night of the
Minnesota Timberwolves Game.. We begin to fade into the building into a skybox above all
of the ruccus down below. It's a deluxe Sky Box.. Kitchen, furniture.. the whole nine
yards. Sitting in two chairs looking down from the Sky Box is none other than our hero,
Shane Douglas. He's dressed in a black silk button up short-sleeved shirt, and a pair of
black Dress Pants.. He has a glass of champagne in his hand as he hits glass with none
other than Torrie Wilson who sits beside him with a huge smile on her face. Torrie is
dressed up in a fancy black dress matching with The Franchise.. Torrie sips from the glass
of champagne leaving a trace of her lipstick on the glass as she smiles at Shane. |
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Hahaha.. It's about time The
Franchise has received some damned respect. Pff.. Jackasses like The Rock get more credit
than me? What in the hell did I miss? .. Oh well, who gives a shit, look at me now..
Haha.. Living the HIGH LIFE sitting in a Sky Box overlooking the future MVP of the
National Basketball League as he runs through competition, nearly as well as yours truely.
'Blonde Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Oh C'mon Shane, i'll give Tracy some credit.. But he's
not even in the ball park when it comes to running through competition like you do.
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Haha.. True Enough. But
still.. we're not simply just talking about Wrestling, we're talking about Basketball..
and as far as i'm concerned Tracy McGrady is THE BEST there, although he's no
'Franchise'.. He's a good guy. Hell, just look down there now.. he's always flying above
the rim dunking on some 'guy' at his own will.
| The Camera's fade down to the court as T'Mac dunks in some poor guys
face.. The Camera's swing back around to Shane as the game ends Magic- 110 / Minnesota-
107. Shane begins laughing.. |
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Haha.. a True Champion won't
be denied, it's the same way with T'Mac as it is with me. You see Ric Flair obviously
hates me.. Seeing as I am taking over what he 'had', But if putting me into a low card
match with that peasant Kane is the worst he can do, than all of you fools watching at
home can do one thing, and that thing is watch as I take all of his hatred of me and I
throw it right back into his face. Y'know.. Being the Legend that I am.. I can make some
guarantees, I GUARANTEE.. Flair will NOT be holding The Franchise down, ehn ehn. Franchise
will take this damn Company over.. The APW won't know what hit it when Ol' Shane Douglas
starts running things.
'Blonde Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Yeah Shane.. Kane's no push over though, he'll put up
a good fight.
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : A Good Fight? Pff.. Do you
even know who Kane is? He's some loser who can't hack it.. He's the loser that X-Pac has
ran through multiple times.. X-PAC for christs sake, that small little bag of bones.
Kane's a jackass that doesn't know what he's getting himself into if he shows up for this
match. I'll chew him up and spit his ass right back out.. With Ease. He knows it..
'Blonde Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : But I--
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : NO BUTS! Kane KNOWS he is no
match for The Franchise.. the only reason he's even thinking about showing up is because
that little rat Eric BITCH-Off is pumping his mind full of trash, telling him he's been
overlooked through his years of wrestling.. shit like that. Eric is nothing, NOTHING..
Kane is NOTHING.. They're both big piles of shit. Eric is the dumb shit with a brain.. and
Kane is the dumb shit who is nearly the size of The Undertaker.. the perfect match? Heh..
Nope, they're still NOTHING! And if either of them believe any different than come Nitro..
I'll prove it to them, One Ass Whuppin' after another.
'Blonde Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Haha.. That's right. But why is Kane already having
The Undertaker on his mind? Did you hear what he was saying about him?
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : If Kane is worried about The
Undertaker.. than he is obviously not ready to step into the squared circle that I
dominate with such great ease. The Undertaker is almost as pathetic as he is.. Hell, Kane
goes to the Gym of all places.. what is he trying to prove? That he is stronger than I am?
HAha.. the part where he was hitting on the punching bag really, REALLY had me worried.
| Shane and Torrie begin cracking up into enormous
laughter.. Suddenly a knock on the door is heard and it begins to slide open. A man steps
into the room, it's Tracy McGrady.. MVP Candidate, and guard for the Orlando Magic. |
'Orlandos Own'
TRACY MCGRADY : Hey Wassup.. ? Someone in here wanted to see me?
| Shane gets up followed by Torrie and they walk over to
Tracy McGrady and greet him. |
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Yeah, I sent for you. I
wanted to tell you what a great job that you have done with The Magic so far. You've got
big things to look forward to in the future..
'Orlandos Own'
TRACY MCGRADY : Yeah man.. I know you, you're that guy from the ECW, and the XPW right?
Shane Douglas?
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : You got it. I am The
Franchise.. Greatest man to ever step into the squared circle.
'Orlandos Own'
TRACY MCGRADY : Yeah, you're the man in the ring huh?
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Let's just say.. if you'd
bet against me in a match, you'd be dissapointed.
| T'Mac starts laughing.. |
'Orlandos Own'
TRACY MCGRADY : Haha.. That's how I feel when I step out on the court.
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Great minds do think alike.
Just like stupid minds think alike.. just look at Kane and Eric BITCH-Off.. they both
think Kane has a shot at beating moi.. The Franchise.. but we all know that won't be
happening.
'Orlandos Own'
TRACY MCGRADY : I don't know.. Kane's a pretty big dude.
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : You know that saying.. The
Bigger they are.. the harder they fall, and Kane's as big as they come, So I'll make sure
that he falls hard as hell. You see, I could probably go to Raw.. make more cash, get more
respect. But being the All-Star that I am, I prefer showing people that disbelieve about
my skills the truth about The Franchise. That's why i'm sticking with Nitro.. I won't be
leaving for Raw here anytime soon, although I could pack up and go any damn time I please.
It's crystal clear that i'm the best that the Nitro Brand has to offer, and when you read
inbetween the lines you'd realize that i'm actually the best that the WHOLE APW has to
offer.. Rock? Nothing. Triple H? Nothing. Shawn Michaels? He's no Shane Douglas. I'm the
best.. like it or not.
'Blonde Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : It's True.. He's always been the best, It's just WCW
didn't know how to use him to his full potential, But now.. He's taking it into his own
hands. He and I will be the first thing that pops into Flair's head when he thinks of what
he regrets doing in the past.. Because Shane will run through anything put in his way.
'Orlandos Own'
TRACY MCGRADY : That's the same exact attitude the Magic have right now.. Well Shane, good
luck with your career man, even though I doubt you'll need it. I'll catcha later man, I
gotta go.
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Alright.
| T'Mac
walks out of the Sky Box and leaves the Arena.. Shane and Torrie walk over to the large
leather couch and continue drinking their champagne. Shane looks into the camera
seriously.. |
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Kane.. Kane.. Kane.. When
will losers like you learn? huh? I don't have my important time to waste beating the life
out of a Seven Foot Tall piece of shit like you. I'm one of those 'Important' People..
Something you'd obviously know nothing about. You see Kane.. you're just another obstacle,
One that I don't need to worry about. You and Eric BITCH-Off teamed up makes it even
better for me when I beat the life out of you and get even closer to my goal that is to be
the Nitro World Heavyweight Champion. Kane like the infamous Eric Bitchoff said.. APW is
ALL about being the best, and not to mention the money.
| Torrie gives a devilish little grin. |
'Blonde Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Damn right.
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : HAHAHa.. Money, the thing
that makes the world go round. Money is what makes me better than you Kane.. I'm a
multi-millionaire, and I plan to add on to that fortune that I hold onto now. My Plan
involves beating the shit out of you and getting the raise that I deserve for merely
bringing in tons and tons of ratings for these people. Hell, you know as well as I do that
even though the people hate me.. they can't get enough of me. They all want to here what I
have to say.. But you? You can't even hardly speak without your little voicebox Eric
Bitchoff.. So where in the hell do you stand here? NO WHERE! Cause like I said.. you're
nothin' but a little BITCH!
'Blonde Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Haha..
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Funny huh Torr? The Truth hurts.. and that Jackass has
no idea what in the hell this Truth means, it means that i'm gonna win more money come
Nitro.. and I'll eventually go on to be the richest man here in the APW Nitro Brand. Kane
you can do what you want but I seriously would advise you to stay at home where a
no-talent loser like yourself belongs. It's either that.. Or you can show up, and be
totally decimated and destroyed AND humiliated all in one night. It's your call.. I could
care less one way or another i'll be there, and my hand will be raised in victory.
'Blonde Bombshell' Torrie Wilson : Kane is through baby..
'T h e - F r a n
c h i s e' SHANE
DOUGLAS : Haha.. No doubt about it.
Kane you belong to The Franchise and..
THAT'S A FACT JACKASS!
| The camera fades into Shanes face as he is laughing
hysterically alongside Torrie.. |
| Fade Out and to Black | |
