-[[ WHAT? That's right... 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, The Texas
Rattlesnake, The Beer Chuggin' S.O.B, The Ragin' Redneck is BACK! Back where you might be
wonderin'... WELL if you're a wrestling fan, or a Stone Cold fan for that matter you
should know that the biggest federation to ever Grace the Wrestlling World is making its
final comeback, The P Dubya' O! That's right... The greatest wrestling company to hit the
world since the WWE, Not just the greatest company, The greatest Superstars hired, Nothin'
but the best. The World Title Tournament has been set to go with all of the top 16
Superstars to perform in a round robin opening stage and go on into a four-way match to
determine the first ever World Heavyweight Champion. Stone Cold is an obvious favorite to win the World title and more specifically his
deivisionfor the four people in his group aren't near as tough as our Beer Swellin'
Redneck is... Bret Hart, Kevin Nash, and Ric Flair. Those
are the four names of the men in Stone Colds division of the Round Robin stage of the
Tournament, Until the Round Robin stage is over these are the only men that matter as far
as Stone Col Cold is concerned, and you can guarantee that Ol' Stone Cold is going to put
them through HELL! They don't realize what they've gotten themselves into... Bret Hart
will be the first of a long, long line of victims to feel the wrath of STONE COLD STEVE
AUSTIN! OH HELL YEAH! ]]-
" AUSTIN 3:16 : The Return of the Ragin' Redneck to the Wrestlin'
World "
-[[ The scene
opens up on a large farm in Houston, Texas.. Michael Cole, The Fruit Loop as I like to
call him in my roleplays is shown standing next to the barn. He is looking around and
suddenly sees what he is looking for, The large farm house that belongs to none other
than... JUST WAIT AND SEE! Cole walks up the wooden steps of the house and knocks on the
door, After waiting about 2 minutes you can hear someone walking up to the door, and can
see a faint figure behind the door through the window hole in the door. The door slowly
creeps open and none other than 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin stands in the doorway with an
evil smerk on his face... Austin is wearing a pair of blue jean shorts, a pair of combat
boots, an 'Austin 3:16' T-shirt, and an Austin Skull Cap. ]]-
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: ... What'cha want ya little sumbitch?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: Um- Um- I just came to give you a formal PWO Welcome
back par--
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT THE HELL DO YA WANT?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: I- I- am here to Wel--
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Listen ya little sumbitch, Stone Colds gotten this
far without any special attention, and if ya think i'll put up with ya little meely
mouthed ass followin' me around, Tryin' ta give me some kinda special
"greetin'," Well EHN EHN! I ain't gonna put up with yer little ass treatin'
Stone Cold like a little pussy foot new guy here in the P dubya' O, My name's 'Stone Cold'
Steve Austin... The future P Dubya' O World Heavyweight Champion.
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: Bu- Bu- But I didn't mean to insult you, Sir, I just
wanted to simply let you know that you are setup for an interview with me in--
-[[ Stone Cold
begins walking back into the house but as Cole finishes his statement Austin turns to him
with a strange glance. ]]-
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: An interview...
-[[ Austin
continues walking in the house and Cole follows close behind shutting the door after
entering, Stone Cold reaches a large sofa in his living area and sits down in a recliner,
Cole sits on the sofa directly across from Austin. ]]-
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: I don't remember settin' up an interview ya little
sumbitch... Ya little jackass, ya tryin' to pull Ol' Stone Colds leg? Ya think Stone Cold
has lost a few steps after bein' gone for sooo long?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: No That's not --
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Oh so now yer tryin' ta back mouth Ol' Stone Cold?
Boy i'm about ta stomp ah Mudhole in ya.. When yall dumb sumbitches gunna learn, don't
fuck with Stone Cold?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: I had absolutely no intentions of--
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Cole.. Cole.. Cole.. You're beginnin' ta piss me off.
Now are ya gunna shut the hell up and let Stone Cold talk? Or are ya gunna keep
interuptin' Ol' Stone Cold and get a can of Grade A Ass Whoopin' opened up on ya? [ Stone Cold reaches in his cooler sitting next to him with the Austin Logo
across the front and pulls out a beer. ] Ya want ah
beer Cole?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: No Sir, I don't drink...
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Wha- Wha- WHAT!?!?!?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: I- I- Can't take certain amounts of alchohol in my
system
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Please tell me yer just pullin' my leg Cole, every
man has to drink, it's like an unwritten rule... C'mon just take a sip, it'll put some
hair on yer chest ya little Jackass.
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: No I don't think that would be such a good idea,
Stone Cold.
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: ... DRINK IT!
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: NO I WON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR PEER PRESSURE!
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Ya lil' Sumbitch...
-[[ Stone Cold
jumps up and runs after Cole slamming him to the ground, Cole keeps his mouth closed and
turns his head to the side as Austin pops the can of beer open. Austin grabs Coles head
with one hand and forces him to open his mouth, he then begins pouring the whole can down
Coles throat. Cole then has no choice but to drink the beer or choke, Cole chugs all of
the beer. ]]-
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: Tha- That wasn't so bad.
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Ya see.. Beer ain't nothin' different from drinkin' a
Mountain Dew, all it does is make you feel better, would'ja like another Cole?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: Well *BURP!* Sure...
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Heh, ya lil' sumbitch, ya make me proud... Ya make
Ol' Stone Cold PROUD! [ Austin smiles and tosses Cole a cold one. ] So ya said somethin' about an interview... that must
mean ya got some questions fer Stone Cold.
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: Well actually I do...
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Well than Cole, shoot.
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: Alright, Well from what i've heard in the PWO locker
room *burp* a bunch of the guys are saying that Stone Cold ain't what he used to be... How
would you respond to that?
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: How would Stone Cold respond ta that? Is that
what'cha wanna know Cole? [ Cole nods in agreement, Austin looks at him
sternly. ] Well I just raise my hand like so [ Raises hand. ] and than I put my hand in a fist like so [ Austin balls his hand up into a fist. ] and this is the most complicated part so pay attention... I put my MIDDLE
FINGER UP and make 'em realize that STONE COLD IS ABOUT TO WHOOP THEIR ASS! [ Raises middle finger. ] Ya see
Cole... Stone Cold don't care what'cha think about him, What'cha say about him, All Ol'
Stone Cold cares about is when he steps in that ring that ya show me some damned respect,
Even though all yer gonna be doin' is receivin' an ass whoopin', ya can still show some
respect. Oh and if dem sumbitches don't have the balls to say what they want to my face,
than they can guarantee that Stone Cold WILL find out what they say behind my back.
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: *like a drunk* HAHAHA! Well SAID! You're my HERO!
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: ......
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: Can I have another?
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Another what?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: BEER! WHOOOO! Let's GET LIQUORED UP!
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: .... C- C- Cole are ya drunk ya lil' sumbitch? Heh,
ya JACKASS you're wasted...
-[[ Cole gets
up and falls to the ground quickly... The camera pans over to the table next to where Cole
was sitting and a pathetic ONE beer can is there empty... The camera pans over to Austin
and there are about Ten empty beer cans, Austin still looks like he always does while Cole
is on the ground rolling around getting sick. ]]-
-[[ Pitiful...
Ain't it? ]]-
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: I- I- Think i'm gonna be...
-[[ Suddenly as
the camera is zooming in on Coles face it is covered with puke... Now we take a short
break to clean the camera. ]]-1
-[[ Sick yet? ]]-
-[[ Well now
that our short break is over, shall we continue? 10 minutes later... Austin is sitting in
the chair still while Cole is walking back into the room wiping his mouth clean with a
paper towel. ]]-
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Heh, ya little Sumbitch... First time gettin' wasted
eh?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: Y- Y- yeah.
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Well mah boy, that's your first step to ecomin' a
man... Now are ya up to finishin' that interview we started, or do ya need ta rest?
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: I'm fine... Bret Hart, Your opponent for this
upcoming Raw Card.. Surely you two have a long drug out history, how do you feel about the
guy?
'STONE COLD' Steve Austin: Bret Hart.. The biggest Sack ah Shit Stone Colds ever
had the displeasure of layin' his eyes upon. It's sickenin' how that sumbitch thinks he
has any kinda chance to put my shoulders to the mat for the One Two Three. Ya'd figure
that ah sumbitch like that would be used tah gettin' his ass handed to him and acceptin'
that fact, But Bret Hart? Ehn Ehn. That piece ah shit wouldn't admit tah bein' the worst
wrestler if ya paid him for it.. He had some words for me, But the fact of the matter is
Stone Cold doesn't waste his time dealin' with Canadian Trash like him. This is gunna be
one of them matches that not one sumbitch would watch unless Stone Cold was in it.. Yeah,
I'll pull in ratings for Ol' Vinnie Mac my life long enemy... But at the end of the night,
i'mma put Vince on his ass... AND, BRET HART on his ass, than every sumbitch in the
back'll wake up and realize that Stone Cold owns the P Dubya' O this time around!
'The Fruit Loop' Michael Cole: Well Put, Although Bret doesn't seem to be focusing
on you all that much after being beaten by the Rock on the last weeks showing of Raw is
War. Is this going to work to your advantage or disadvantage this Raw?
'STONE COLD' Steve Austin: Cole... Cole.. Cole, Ya see it doesn't matter how it
comes to work for me.. Stone Cold don't need no extra advantages against bret Hart... All
Stone Cold needs is a buzz, and a can Oh Whoop Ass... and the rest will be taken care of
as the match proceeds. Ya see Cole, I don't give up.. and all Brets got is the
sharpshooter... once I prove to him that I ain't gonna tap tah that pussy ass move... the
rest will take care of itself, and Stone Cold WILL walk out the winner.. and that's the
bottom line...
'Cause Stone Cold Said So!'
-[[ Stone
Cold stares into the camera and the scene fades to black. ]]- |
