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Monday Night Brawl! The scene opens at the desk of Chris Cmelik and Keith Kokenge. They stare into the camera and then begin to speak.

Chris Cmelik: Hey, badasses... Here in the HXW, we dont give a shit if you tune in or not. But for the fucks that are watching we have some big shit lined up for you. First it's Myth and Muggsey in a house of mirrors match.

Keith Kokenge: No shit, then it's Mr. GIggles and Twiztid in a hardcore match with Prez Falcon as the damn guest referee. After that we have Stiffy and The Juggla going at it, hardcore style.

Chris: According to this fucking paper in front of me Falcon claims he's gonna execute some one from the HXW roster, after that Master Diaster and Nopoleon have a match for the IC title. Then our main event is Psycho Clown and Falcon for the World Title.

The scene reopens in a house of mirrors. MuGGsEy is in a hallway right across Myth and in a minutes time they spot each other and start to go at it. MuGGsEy kicks Myth right in the nuts as Myth staggers to the ground MuGGsEy kicks Myth in the head repeatedly as he screams whos the bitch boy now. MuGGsEy stops and turns around and starts to look for the ref. Then all of a sudden Myth charges from behind and clips him MuGGsEy falls and Myth says your the bitch boy he pics him and throws him right thru a mirror and it leads into another room Myth then headbutts MuGGsEy till he drops to the ground Myth grabs the hair of MuGGsEy and slams ti on the ground repeatedly, Myth stops when he sees the blood. MuGGsEy crawls to his hands and knees Myth kicks him in the ribs and MuGGsEy fall clutching his ribs. Myth grabs MuGGsEy and drags him up a ramp to a higher level Myth spits in MuGGsEy face the punches it MuGGsEy falls holding his face.

Myth leaves MuGGsEy body laying there and starts to look for the ref as he passes a mirror a bloody MuGGsEy jumps thru the mirror and tackles Myth and starts to punch him in the face and puts him in a mirror and they brawl more. They lead into a balcony they both look down and sees a floor made of glass MuGGsEy trys to throw Myth off but Myth kicks him in the nuts and and trys to knock MuGGsEy off but then he stops and kicks the shit out of him. But now MuGGsEy trys to throw Myth off again but then Klown appears from the darkness with a led pipe and attacks MuGGsEy, Klown runs off as fast as he appeared and the Myth gets MuGGsEy up for a powerbomb and drops him over the balcony and thru the glass floor and onto a table with lit candels on them Myth looks down with a smile on his face from the carnage that he did and he sees new ref Wollum so somehow Myth climbs down the balcony and sees the exit as he lets Wollum out and Myth has won the match

The bell sounds as the two get to action. Justin Davis steps out of the ring as PC follows. Justin grabs a steel chair and goes to hit PC, but PC grabs it in the air and kicks Justin in the gut, he then takes the chair and swipes it across Davis's head. Davis then gets back up and punches PC in the face and gives him a short arm clothesline. He picks Pc up and launches him into the guard rail, then Justin delivers a few chops, then he punches PC in the head and PC falls to the ground. He then picks him up and throws him under the bottom rope, Justin then gets the steel steps and chucks them in the ring. He then gets in himself and holds them up ready to hit PC but PC stands up and kicks them in his face as Davis flips back over the ropes and onto the outside.

Jack Anderson: Ouch, what a move? Justin must be hurting on the inside... and outside.

PC then jumps up on the top rope and then goes crashing down on Justin's body as Justin lays there in pain as the ref counts. 1..2.. kick out, Justin barely stays alive. PC then picks Justin up and goes for a piledriver, Davis reverses with a back body drop. Davis then picks PC up and gives him a DDT, he then picks PC up and carries him over to the announcers table and gives him a vertical suplex right though the desk. Justin reaches over for the cover. 1..2.. kick out, PC stays alive.

Jack Anderson: Damnit... our table is broken into little pieces. Now I have no monitor or a place to rest my arms.

Tim Rios: This should come out of Justin Davis's paycheck.

They both stagger to their feet at the same time. They exchange fists a few times and then PC runs through Davis with the spear. PC lifts justin to his feet and then gives him a spinning belly to belly suplex, Justin is out on the ground. PC walks over to the bell ringer and gets the bell, he begins to hammer it down onto Justin Davis, then after a few times he quits, picks Justin up and rolls him under the bottom rope. He goes and gets a table under the ring and sets it in the ring under the bottom rope, he also gets a kendo stick and throws that in the ring. PC goes under the bottom rope and stands up Jstin Davis is now getting in the ring as before Davis can get on the offense PC hits him in the head with the kendo stick.

Tim Rios:What a shot by Physco Clown.

Jack Anderson:Justin Davis is in alot of trouble, I think Physco Clown will do any thing to win the Hardcore title.

PC is now standing over Justin Davis body as he picks up the table from the ground and points to the coner. He puts the table in the coner as he picks up Justin Davis he whips him into the coner but Davis reverses it and PC goes though the table. Both of there bodies are laying on the ground the ref stars to count 1..2..3..4..5..6..7 Justin Davis starts to stagger to his feet and breaks the count. PC stars to get up as Justin Davis lays him out with a clothsline then follows up with a piledriver and makes the cover 1..2.. PC kicks out at two

Tim Rios: Great piledriver By Davis but it could'nt put away Physco Clown.

Jack Anderson:Thats right Justin Davis had the win but did not do the right thing buy hooking the leg.

Justin Davis goes to argue about the count being to slow and PC takes the atvantge by low blowing Davis. PC picks up the kendo stick hits Davis with it until he has fallen down and picks him up buy the hair and gives him some Clown Love. He does not go for the cover instead he picks him up and whips him to the coner and applies the PsYChO Drop and goes for the cover 1..2..3 PC has won the match.

Jack Anderson: What a great match by both these great competitors.

Tim Rios: Justin Davis put up hell of a fight but it judt wasn't enough to put away Physco Clown.

Tom Cooper: The winner of the match and new hardcore champion Physco Clown! (Terrible by ICP play and Pyhsco Clown leaves the arena with the title).

Tim Rios: Let's get to our next match with Timmy "The Terriost" and Klown. This is gonna one sloberknocker. Jack Anderson: I dont know how the referee is gonna keep things under control with Klown in the ring.

Tom Cooper: First, (as Hostage Sitution plays over the PA system and Timmy makes his way to the ring) weighing in at some amount of pounds, and standing 6'10" ... Timmy "The Terriost!"

Next, (as Rock the Dead by Twiztid plays and Klown walks out with his European title, and makes his way to the ring) weighing in at 240 lbs. and standing 6'5" the European Champion, Klown!

The bell rings, and the both of them go into a grapple, Timmy grabs Klown's arm and pulls it into a full arm dragon twist. Klown seems to be in pain... all of a sudden he does a back flip, then knees Timmy in the gut and Timmy releases. Klown then gives Timmy a double-arm DDT. Klown picks Timmy up and gives him a death penalty, Klown with the cover, 1..2. kick out, Timmy stays alive in this match.

Jack Anderson: Klown tries get an early win!

Tim Rios: This match is already pretty hot, just imagine this match in a few minutes.

Klown picks Timmy up and whips him into the corner, Klown then kicks Timmy in the dick. Timmy is on the ground holding his manhood. He rolls under the bottom rope to the outside and walks it off. After a few moments, he rolls back in the ring and stands up. He, in a pissed off manner, boars right into Klown and takes him down with a shoulder block. He picks him up and goes behind him then goes under him and holds him up and gives Klown the Eletric Chair Drop. Timmy then picks Klown up and gives him an irish whip then Timmy executes a powerslam, for the pin 1..2.. kick out, Klown stays alive. ... Timmy picks Klown up and goes for a piledriver, but Klown reverses with a back body drop.

Jack Anderson: That's gonna change the tide in this match.

Tim Rios: O you betcha, Jack.

Klown stomps on Timmy for a few moments. He then runs off the ropes and executes a leg drop. Klown then picks Timmy up and delivers a scoop slam. Then he picks Timmy back up and gives him a hanging vertical suplex. Klown goes for the cover, 1..2.. kick out. Klown then picks him back up and gives Timmy few punches to the face and knocks him off the ropes and then Klown gives him a clothesline over the ropes. Klown follows him outside and irish whips him into the guard rail. Klown pulls him off the rail and gives him a kick to the gut but Timmy grabs his foot, twists him around and hims him a spine buster. Timmy then picks him back up and throws him back in the ring and gets him in the fujiboar armbar, Klown almost taps but finally crawls his way to the ropes. Timmy lets go.

Tim Rios: How could Klown survive that armbar?

Jack Anderson: I couldn't tell you, 'cause I would have tapped out right away.

Timmy stands up and picks Klown back up and then gives him the powerbomb. Timmy goes outside the ring and grabs a table and throws it under the bottom rope, Timmy goes in too, then he sets it up, Klown stands up and gives him the releasing german suplex, and he picks Timmy up and sets him on his back on the table and goes to the top turnbuckle. He then does a leg drop onto Timmy through the table. Klown with the cover. 1..2..3! Klown wins!

Tom Cooper: (as rock the dead plays and the ref gives Klown his Eurpoean title) And your winner, and still HXW European champion. ... Klown!!

Tim Rios: What a great match! I thought Timmy had the win there for a minute, but Klown pulled out on top.

Jack Anderson: Well let's get outside for a next match. It's a street brawl, with Corey Phillips and Styxx, there will be no ring annnouncement for this match, I'm being told that the two of them are already out there.

The match starts at a ally a few blocks away Corey Phillips and Styxx arrive in the ally in there vehicles. They both get out of there car and they both start to exchange blows. Styxx throws Phillips at the nearest dumpster, then he goes toward Phillips and stars to punch him in the face. Styxx picks him up and rams his face face onto the buliding wall and picks up a trash can and hammers him with it. Corey Phillps is on the ground and Styxx stars to beat him with the tras can, he the drops it and just stands over Phillips's beaten body. Styxx turns his back for a second on Phillips take the atvantge by low blowing Styxx.

Tim Rios: What the hell of a match, but I don't care for the cheap shot.

Jack Anderson: Shut up Tim, the cheap shot was out of desparation, Styxx screwed up by leaving aa opening for Phillips and he took the advantage. And by the way there is no cheap shots in this match it is a street fight.

Phillips grabs the trash can and hits Styxx in the head and stomps him in the head and goes for a DDT and Styxx is down and he then starts to to pick him up and punches him in the face and kicked him below the belt and hits him across the back with the trash can and he then walks toward the dumpster and pulls out a huge piece of metal and hit Styxx with it. Phillps puts the metal on the ground and picks up Styxx and slams his face on the metal and blood is flowing down the face from the forhead of Styxx.

Tim Rios: Waht a match wait I mean street fight.

Jack Anderson:Thank you for calling it right and I half to agree with Tim on this one.

Styxx crawls to his car and grabs a chain out of the back seat and hits Phillps with it and he then chokes Corey until he almost passes out and he then punches him in the face before he lets go and he then takes the chain and hammers it across the bridge of the nose and now Corey is bleeding to. Styxx then uses the trash can again and hit him with it, Phillps falls to his knees and Styxx hits him right across the face and corey falls flat on his face. Styxx picks him up by the hair and throws him in the dumpster and gets in his car and hammers into the dumpster with Corey in it and he has hit him fifteen times. The referee declares that Corey Phillips is knocked out and Styxx won by TKO.

Jack Anderson: What a brawl here on Monday night brawl and what a great match.

Tim Rios: Let's hurry to our next match between Dr. Ice and Master Diaster. Tom;

Tom Cooper: (as Riding the storm out plays by REO speedwagon and Master Diaster and Boy come to the ring) First, weighing in at 345 lbs. and standing an even 7 foot ... Master Diaster with Boy!

Next, (as adidas by KoRn plays over the PA system and Dr. Ice makes his way to the ring) weighing in at 220 lbs. and stnading 6'2" ....Dr. Ice!!!!!

The bell rings and Master Diaster is quicly on the attack, throwing a few punches at Dr. Ice and sending him to the mat. Master then lays the boots to Dr. Ice. Master then picks him up and gives him a tilt-a-whil-slam. Master then picks him up and irish whips him against the ropes, Dr. Ice then on his way back connects with a running clothesline. He waits for Master to stand on his own then he connects with a drop kick. Dr. Ice then goes for a cover. 1..2 kick out, way too early. Dr. Ice then picks the big man up and tries for a powerbomb but Master fall over and lands his butt on Dr. Ice's chest. The pin 1..2.. kick out.

Jack Anderson: Whoa! ... We almost had a winner right there.

Tim Rios: I can tell this match is goning to be close.

Master Diaster then picks Dr Ice up and throws him against the rope on his way back, Master Diaster lays a boot to Dr. Ice's face. Master Diaster then goes to the top rope and tries for a Total Diaster but Dr. Ice moves out of the way. Dr. Ice takes the offense and lays the boots to Master Diaster. Dr. then picks him up and gives Master Diaster a huricanrana. dr. Ice goes for the pin ...1..2.. kick out, Master Diaster stays alive. Dr. Ice then picks him up and throws his off the ropes as Master Diaster is coming back he delivers a spear to Dr. Ice. Master picks him up and gives Dr. Ice a sidesuplex slam. Master Diaster with the pin. 1..2.. kick out, Dr. Ice kicks out. Master Diaster picks him up and delivers a bulldog to Dr. Ice. Master Diaster with another pin, 1..2.. Dr. Ice puts his foot on the bottom rope. Master realeses the pin.

Tim Rios: There has been so many close calls here in this match.

Jack Anderson: Tell me about, we still have no idea who could win this match.

Master Diaster lifts Dr. Ice to his feet and Dr. Ice throws a fist at Master Diaster and sends Master to the floor. Dr. Ice then picks Master Diaster up from behind and executes a german suplex, for the pin. 1..2.. kick out, Master Diaster barely stays alive. Dr. Ice then picks him back up and irish whips Master into the turnbuckle and throws some side elbows at Master Diaster's head. Dr. Ice then sits him up on the top turnbuckle hooks for a suplex, and then Dr. Ice delivers a superplex. Both of them are out on the ground. All of a sudden from the back here comes Klown, with a shovel! Klown walks up to ringside.

Tim Rios: What's Klown doing out here? This isn't his match.

Jack Anderson: O well, let's see you stop him and his shovel.

Klown walks over behind Boy and clocks him in the head with the shovel. Boy falls to the ground. Klown then hops up on the apron and wacks Master Diaster across the face with the shovel and then he picks Dr. Ice up, whips him against the ropes and sends one to his face. Klown then goes back outside the ring and walks slowly to the back.

Jack Anderson: That's what Klown was doing out here, it's so clear now.

Tim Rios: Who's gonna win this match now?

The ref counts for the both. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9, Master makes it to his feet first, he picks Dr. Ice up and goes for a bulldog, but Dr. Ice quickly throws some elbows into Master Diaster's gut, Dr. Ice then throws Master off the ropes and goes for a spear but Master Diaster connects with a DDT. He then goes to the top tope. Master stands on the top turnbuckle, jumps off and plants his elbow right in the throat of Dr. Ice. Master Diaster then goes for the cover. 1..2..3! Master Diaster wins! Master Diaster then jumps outside the ring and begins to tend to Boy.

Tom Cooper: (as Riding the storm out by REO Speedwagon plays over the PA system) Your winner, Master Diaster!!!

Tim Rios: Now this brings you to our main event. This match has really been anticipated with all the "Children of the Corn" and Children of the KoRn" stuff going around. This should be a good match. Jack Anderson: Quit talking and let's get to ring side with Tom Cooper.

First, (as American Bad Ass plays over the PA system and out walks Striker) weighing in at 300 lbs. and standing 6'8" ... Striker!!!!!!

Next,(as Sic by Slipknot plays over the PA system and out walks MuGGsEy) weighing in at 207 lbs. and standing 5'11" ... MuGGsEy!

Last, (as Rock the Dead by Twiztid plays over the PA system and out walks Falcon) weighing in at 236 lbs. and standing 6'4 1/2" ... Falcon!!!!

The cage lowers around the three as the bell rings and things are underway. Falcon charges at MuGGsEy andknocks him over then lunches fist after fist upon him, 'till Striker axw handle smaches Falcon's back and gives him a DDT. MuGGsEy gets up and gives Striker a running clothesline. Falcon stands up and so does Striker. They go into a three way grapple 'till Striker kicks both of them in the stomach. He then plants a double DDT. Striker picks MuGGsEy up and walks him over to the cage and rams his head into it. MuGGsEy's forehead sheds blood. Falcon walks over to MuGGsEy and gives him a low blow. He then punches Striker in the side of the head and sends him to the floor. Falcon goes to try to climb out of the cage, but MuGGsEy pulls him down and begins to lay the boots to Falcon. Striker comes up behind MuGGsEy, turns him around and hives him a Samoan Drop. Striker than goes and picks Falcon up and smashes his head into the cage and draws blood from his forehead. Falcon then elbows Striker in the gut and walks over to the corner to see ohe bad is wound is. MuGGsEy then charges into Falcon and sets him up against the turnbuckle and begins to hammer away at him.

Tim Rios: This is an awesome brawl. Someone is gonna end up getting hurt.

Jack Anderson: Which thats my favorite part. ... Ha Ha!...

MuGGsEy then goes down and gives Falcon a shoulder blurry. After a few shoulders Falcon lifts his knee into MuGGsEy's head and he stumbles back into Striker and Striker gives MuGGsEy and eletric chair drop. Falcon then runs over Striker with a running clothesline. Falcon then picks MuGGsEy up and gives him a implant DDT. Falcon then stands as all of a sudden Myth emerges from the backstage and Klown drops from the rafters into the ring. Klown begins to lay the boots to MuGGsEy as Myth finally makes his way over the cage and begins to help take out MuGGsEy, Klown and Myth just hammer MuGGsEy with a double vertical suplex, then a double chokeslam. Striker then gives Falcon a spine buster and tries to climb out but Falcon is up in time and pulls Striker down.

Jack Anderson: This match is really exciting, no one change your channel, and this time we mean it.

Tim Rios: Myth and Klown are just laying MuGGsEy out with those two on one tactics.

Falcon then gives Striker the german suplex. Striker is out and Falcon tries to climb out, but Striker get up in just enoungh time to pull Falcon down. Stiker then gives Falcon a fisherman's DDT. Falcon is out on the ground as Striker goes for the fans appriciation as he is doing that Falcon makes his way to his feet, and stumbles over to Striker and gives him a reverse DDT. Falcon then picks him up and hooks the head and arm, then flips him up and plants the Falcon Dive. Myth and Klown are still beating MuGGsEy into the ground.

Tim Rios: The Falcon Dive! Falcon has this one won now.

Jack Anderson: I don't know anything could happen now. This is the HXW, Hardcore X-treme Wrestling!

Falcon climbs the cage as Master Diaster an boy come out with baseball bats. Falcon meets them two at the top of the cage, Falcon punches Master Diaster off and then gives Boy a head butt off. Falcon climbs out for the win. As he does so, Master Diaster and Boy stand up and beat Falcon down with their baseball bats. Once Myth and Klown notice, they demand the cage be hired and it was. Klown and Myth jumps down and take out Boy and Master Diaster from behind, but after a few moments Master Diaster and Boy regain control and beat all three down with baseball bats. Then Master Diaster and Boy leave. After a large amount of minutes Falcon staggers to his feet and out of nowhere Slasher comes out and gives the dazed Falcon a Slasher kick. He grabs the microphone and says who's the nerd now?

Tom Cooper: (as Rock the dead plays by Twiztid) And your winner of the triple threat cage match... Falcon!!!

Jack Anderson: Whoa! ... With those odds, Slasher, Master Diaster and Boy against Falcon, he's lucky he has Myth and Klown on his side.

Tim Rios: Well that's all folks, tune in thursday for Thursday Night Fight. Until next time this is Tim Rios.

Jack Anderson: And this is Jack Anderson, Good night!











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