Through Covington's Eyes
You know those articles about how if cars improved as fast as computers they'd be so fast and get such good mileage? Well what if humans had evolved as fast as computers. We've had 4000 years to do it, you'd think we'd be farther along. Anyway if we evolved that fast we could probably fly, run 4 lightyears per hour, turn invisible, breathe water, poop gold, survive in space, shoot lasers from our eyes, and communicate telepathically. O and we'd live 1000 years, but we'd be outdated models by the time we were a month old.
What our goal is: