Yeah, I'm a sports guy. Baseball, that show that's on between the early and late news, is one of my passions. Hockey, tennis, football. But baseball. Ah baseball. Also, Ack ! Baseball. This year, those that would pay 6.50 for a meat product of dubious linkage and 22.50 for a T-shirt that is garaunteed to shrink near anything wet, were given the unusual task of selecting a final member of each leagues squad: The 32nd Step. The Red Sox poured clam chowder down the HTTP and got catcher Jason Varitek elected as an All Star. Okay. So he's good. But is he as good as Roger Clemens. Or rookie sensation Donnie Willis ? But, WTF ? You couldn't vote for Clemens or Willis because they are PITCHERS and, by gum, you're not smart enough to vote for them. I sense a movement here that will eventually end up with the fans only being alloed to vote for the singah of the Star Spangled Banner AFTER payloading their latest single at $5.00. You heard it here first.