Shaman Gang

::Funny Quotes::

....Yoh: Just set the VCR to a different channel.. it's really pretty simple Trey.
Horo-Horo: But then how can I watch the show that's on that channel?Huh?
Yoh: What?
Horo-Horo: If I change the channel, the show changes!
Yoh: The VCR and TV aren't the same.
Horo-Horo: wait wait wait wait But if I wanna watch the show I'm taping...
Ren: A bar of soap could've gotten it by now.
Horo-Horo: what?
Yoh: huh?
Ren: You heard me. I said "a bar of soap would've gotten it by now" and in case you don't realize it, I'm implying that you're a complete imbicile.
Horo-Horo: Well YOU'RE....
Ren: I understand. Comebacks can take awhile.
Horo-Horo: Hey! Now I've got a cool idea! Let's play "tip the lenny!" *laughs* Here I'll go first! *pushes ren down* You lose that round! *laughs like a maniac*
Ren: You're mine!
Horo-Horo: Bring it on Short pants!
Manta: Easy cowboy.
Horo-Horo: Morty, what are you doing?
Yoh: C'mon, we're all friends here!
Ren: Release me! That spiky haired snowball just insulted my honour!
Yoh: What honour?
Ren: that's it!

Horo: Hey, I saw you playin' eye tag with the broody one! What was her name again?
Ren: It was Sally
Horo: HAHA!
Ren: haha what? That proves nothing!

Ren: Show us that fronteir Road-warrior spirit!

Ryu: Ok Ok. Now it is my turn. I spy something that is brown.
Horo: Is it.. a rock?
Ryu: Hey! You guessed it! And on the first try!
Horo: My go. I spy.. something orange.
Ryu: Is it by any chance.. a rock?
Horo: Hey! How'd you know dude?
Ryu: Ok. I spy something red.
Horo: Le'me guess. A rock?
Ren: Enough! We get it! The scenery doesn't change much!
Horo: The scenery doesn't change EVER!
Ryu: *starts singing*
Horo: We haven't seen another person in..
Ren: Not the singing again!
Horo: My turn. I spy something.. maze!
Ryu: Is it a... wait. What is maze?
Horo: It's a colour dude! It's like... it's yellow!
Ryu: Then why not just say yellow??
Horo: Cuz it's not exactly yellow its---
Ren: I spy something annoying! Care to guess what it is?
Horo: What?

*knock on door*
Ren: *opens it*
Bason: *flies out*
Bason: There is no one out here *something falls on bason's head*
Ren: No one indeed!
*knock sounds a second time*
Ren: *sigh* here we go again..
Lyserg: What's going on here?
Ren: It's elementary Lyserg..
Lyserg: How so?
Ren: This house is quite obviously haunted.
Ren: *opens door* Go on Bason
Bason: But I dont' want to..
Ren: Bason...
Bason: OK :( *goes out* *the same things happens*

Chocolove: No tension Trey No tension Trey none!
Ren: Do you have any idea how far left of funny that was?!

Manta: There's lookin' stuff up and then there's lookin' stuff up. You gotta know what search engines to use, how to group your owrds, how to cross-reference, avoid popups, follow hyper links. You just gotta know how to search.
Ren: I never even learned how to skateboard.

Bailong: Be careful Jun, take my hand.
Jun: It's beautiful, isn't it.
Ren: Oh give me a break. I can't believe SHE showed up here.
Yoh: Afraid she's gonna start bossing you around?
Ren: I wont have that.
Yoh: Well, for me, I'm kinda' happy that Anna's here...
Ren: Yes, well, Anna's not your sister, is she. Look at her... poor thing can't get a boyfriend so she fauns all over her guardian ghost and follows ME everywhere I go.

Anna: I hope you're not in the market for a girlfriend Len. Because the whole "I don't show my emotions" thing, it has no appeal to a girl.
Ren: NO APPEAL!??!
Chocolove: No! A-peel!! *holds out a banana*
Ren: *slices the banana in half* There's nothing funny about your jokes! First of all, they're not even jokes alright? Jokes have beginnings and middles and they end with things called punchlines.You just throw in words out there withought any wit or timing whatsoever! Next time you're thinking of sharing one of your wittisisms, do us all a favor and hold it in!
Chocolove: I can't hold it in! When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Ren: RAPID TEMPO!RAPID TEMPO!RAPID TEMPO!RAPID TEMPO!RAPID TEMPO!
Chocolove: X_x
Manta: QUIET!!!!!
Ren: *stops abruptly* OK then I'm done.

Anna: It's all settled then. We'll follow Amidamaru.
Chocolove: Who put this control freak in charge?!
Anna: You're asking for a world of pain.
Chocolove: =( I want my mommy!!!!
Manta: ~_~ You just can't say things like that to Anna

Ren: Today was MY day to be a sap. But I'm done now. So let's go.