Please try the following:
- Click the
button, or begin drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid putz. If you are an AOL user
make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in the Address bar,
- To check your connection settings, click the
Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections
tab, click Settings. However, since you're running Microsoft Windows, there's
absolutely no chance in hell that you'll resolve anything. Ever.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network
connection settings, along with most of your financial records. If you actually
have a Network Administrator who has enabled it, please raise your hand. Yeah,
that's what we thought.
If you would like Microsoft Windows to try and discover them,
Detect Network Settings. This will do absolutely nothing and will
resolve no problems whatsoever. Like we care.
- Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In order to better
cope with idiots of your magnitude, a patch will soon be available which makes
256-bit stupidity possible.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site,
make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools
menu, and then click Internet Options. Change whatever you want;
people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
- Click the
Back button to try another link. Yeah, let's go with that: try another
HTTP 404 Request Is Too Stupid