| I Hate People. | |
| Ah, the holiday spirit. Names have been
changed to protect the moronic. *stupidhead*: hey JadedValentine4: Uh, hello. JadedValentine4: Do I know you? *stupidhead*: no i got ur name from ur site JadedValentine4: Ah! Hello, then. How are you doing? *stupidhead*: i think ur pretty. JadedValentine4: That's really funny because my picture isn't on my website. How would you know if I was pretty/ JadedValentine4: ?* *stupidhead*: isn't that u on the top? JadedValentine4: Nope. *stupidhead*: why's it there thne? JadedValentine4: I liked the picture and put it on my header image. *stupidhead*: can i see a pix of u? JadedValentine4: I'd rather you not. *stupidhead*: y? JadedValentine4: I don't know you. *stupidhead*: u don't trust me? *stupidhead*: we can get to no eachother JadedValentine4: Thanks, but I'll pass. *stupidhead*: why? JadedValentine4: My mother told me not to talk to strangers. *stupidhead*: if you talked to me we wouldn't be strangers. JadedValentine4: No offense, buddy, but if I talked to you, my IQ would drop 10 points. JadedValentine4: brb *stupidhead*: stupid whore. JadedValentine4: Merry Christmas to you, too! | |
| by Elyse on Dec 23, 2004 |
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| I Hate Opinions. | |
| I'm really tired of everyone being so
negative on the internet. I mean, come on! We're here, united by
this amazing piece of technology, and all you can do is bicker over
who has the better opinion. Just bite the bullet. Everyone has the
right to speak their mind. That's why I've decided that it's best not to alienate people because I have an opinion about something that people might disagree with. Now, I know what you're thinking. Gee, Elyse, why should you shut up because of everyone else? Well, you know, it's just not in my nature to argue with people. I respect all opinions whether I agree with them or not because everyone is different. If there are small-minded people out there that can't just adapt to other's feelings, then I'm not going to sink to their level. I will say, however, that it's gotten to the point that I just want to shut my computer off and walk away. Drama is not a way of life, and it shouldn't be part of mine. Now, I'm not going to stop voicing my opinions about the little things. Just don't bother asking me about my views on abortion or homosexual marriages. I have a feeling that I could get myself in trouble that way... | |
| by Elyse on Dec 14, 2004 |
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| Beware, Webmasters. | |
| I've decided that it is my duty as a
half-assed webmaster/reporter to expose the evil that is the
Newblet-Blogger! WARNING: All opinions expressed by Elyse are hers alone and are not supported by anybody on the internet. If you are offended in any way, please do not blame her. Blame the voices in her head. You may have noticed something lurking in your backyard. Ghouls? Chupacabra? Ritualistic, soul-sucking, evil, teenaged Potterhead? No, friendly readers on the internet! It is none of these things. It's something more foul, more fiendish, and certainly more stealthy. It is the NEWBLET-BLOGGER! This disease has spread through the internet like Jennifer Lopez through husbands. Left and right, websites seem to be popping up with horrible .GIF animations, sticky caps, and clashing colors. Folks, what we have here is the next generation of bloggers, and the future has become more bleak. I will not stand for this. I, even if I must do it alone, will stand and fight against this terror. No longer will I be subjected to blogs about how "Gina lyks Dave! OMG!!!1!!1" I will yell "NAY" to those who ask me to host their blog and end with the words "purty pleeze". I will crotch-kick flamers and crotch-knee spammers. Now I ask you, gentle readers: Are you with me?! LONG LIVE CROTCH-KICKING BLOGGERS! | |
| by Elyse on Dec 01, 2004 |
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