Well I guess I can't have the monopoly on temples.
::grumbles at Ephemeron::
This Cathedral is where the actual acts of worshipping are done. Though the air is full of spiritual harmony, as well.
*burns a block of incense*
*kneels and worships Kerrick*
:: pulls out a large, writhing bag, opens it, and dozens of saprolings slither out and scatter::
All in good fun!
::with a snicker and a poof of green smoke, Verdy disappears::
*sacrifices Remove Soul*
Oh glorious Nethya, please accept this offering as a symbol of my devotion!
*cleans up after sacrifice*
*Sacrifices 5000 Elves and 5000 Minatours*
Hail the eternal Lord Y*wgmoth.
quote:
Originally posted by Gittoplo:
O the Father of the Machines accept this little sacrifice as a token of my loyalty.I ask for 3 days off work to visit Phyrexia.*Sacrifices 5000 Elves and 5000 Minatours*
Hail the eternal Lord Y*wgmoth.
Grizzly death
G
instant
rip up all the permenants of ur choice, then
burn them, then take a p*** on the ashs.
for the glory of Yawgmoth!
*cleans up the remains and leaves*
:: Cleans up afterwards, eating the sacred token... ::
"Hello Friend. You left the bar in a hurry. Here is another time twister. Double. And a little heavy on the sulpheric acid, just as you like it."
: Looks at Ravenouz and leaves to go for a swim :
*chanting*
*begins praying to Lord Cain*
Hail Yawgmoth!!!!!
Hail Yawgmoth!!!!!!!!
HAIL
YAWGMOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ September 10, 2001: Message edited by: Shadow931 ]
quote:
Originally posted by Thunderscape Autocrat:
Bow's down and starts to glow blue. Pulls a shrunken chronotog and places it in front of him. The chronotog squeels as it is cut in half. Instantly the room flashes and the atog is back alive. "To you, Chrono, God of Time and Chronowalkers, i sacrifice 1 second ot time. Please".....mumbles and munmbles and the only words heard are Ephemeron, become, and Chronowalker. Leaves after cleaning up.
quote:
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
Thank you for editing that Shadow931, I don't want many other people to know.
im still pondering but then i went to the bar.
Forgotten Prays are spoken and Darkened Spells are praised.
The figure lifts its arms.
Two blonded haired, female manlings materialize beneath the arms that are rising in the air.
The arms lower.
Re-appear.
The daggers that rest in the figures hands,
give a simultaneous 'whoosh' and Blood flows across the altar.
"Cain....
My father....
Feast upon the Living...."
As you blink your eyes you find the figure to be gone. What rest is the
remains of once bright burning candles and a gallon of Blood...
Why would you leave somthin you love here to die? In the cold on the grove,
like a concrete rose? You the fool aint I.... Now i might wither in die on the
same streets where you left me... now im yellin lord let me in! I dont know
where to begin since I lost your love... then again your love was strictly caus
of the drugs... I dont know wether to hug, or to fill you with slugs... Theres a
hole in my heart from all the pain that you caused... With no direction, you
left your first born love... give or take a few, cause my hate for you grew over
the years through blood, sweat and tears...
I wanted to be just like you...
my father figure
Now, i want to fight you... you prick hata
left me
alone... and parts of me never outgrown the fact that left home with your ego so
strong.
With nothin much to live for and daymn ready to die young, im the shadow behind the gun ... look at what i've become... The fear of many hataz the rival of many playaz.. the love that runs deepest through the hearts of street hustleraz... raised in the ghetto, by the ghetto taught young to bust the metal... thats how beef got settled...
How the hell can you sleep at night? Knowin you wronged the only thing you
ever did right? Despite the loss, i stretched the lenght of the short... and got
a new father, who's name is New York
love,
Your only forgotten son
*Lights a candle*
Thank you Kerrick, for all your wisdom and prudence. I
hope that even a small amount of it has rubbed off onto me....
*Lights a candle*
Thank you Tredain, although you may not post often, when
you do your words are rational and intelligent.
*Lights a candle*
Thank you Shadow, for being a kind and generous mod,
despite your awesome powers of smiting and munching.
*Lights a candle*
Thank you Nethya, thank you for everything...
Chants some Dark Spells and Summons an Avatar of Bush
*dematerializes*
Avatar of Bush
cc: 0
type: Creature
When Avatar of Bush comes into play, remove target assasin from the
game.
0: Destroy target 'Enemy' Land
0: Destroy target
terrorist
This will teach y'all...
O the Father of the Machines accept this little sacrifice as a token of my
loyalty.
*Sacrifices 5000 Elves and 5000 Minatours*
Hail the eternal Lord Y*wgmoth
::lights a candle::
Thats my hood, man...
...I was raised there in NYC..
*Slays his own steed and chops off it's head. Offers a sacrifice to Crosis and chants*
Oh, great primeval of death. Thank you for everlasting glory, strategy, death. Hail deathly Crosis. Please snuff thy flickering candle forever.
*Walks out of cathedral*
P.S. I came here because I recently read about Empheron's post.
*Runs back to Cathedral*
*Cleans up all the gore*
There we are.
*Pays an honourable tribute to Kerrick*
*Pays another hounorable tribute to Tevash Szat*
*Cleans up*
*Walks out of cathedral*
:: It climbs onto the Altar and begins to squeek ::
"Hail to the Everlasting Gods of the UnderWorld.
Bringers of Chaos and
Fear.
I am yours to command.
Hail to the Darker Powers of the Blood.
Hail to Lillith, Goddess
of the Blood.
Hail to La-Maggra, God of the Blood.
Hail to da
RaVeNouZ, Servant of Darkness.
:: Walkin across the Altar, the Blooded fur of the Rat catches Fire ::
"And here's your sacrifice....
....... SqueeeeeeeK"
"It is not said that all followers of the moslim religion are fanatics. Far
from it.
I am lucky to count quite a few good people of this religion under
my friends. And these are absolutely horrified about what happened yesterday in
New York.
But it must be said (and done):
for those who dare to CHEER for
the loss of life in the USA: I hereby crush a piece of your black, black heart.
You are truly vermin."
: crushes the piece of black stone heart in his steel grip. :
The powder blows out of the open Cathedral doors. To be lost forever.
"To all who suffered a loss; you have my deepest sympathies."
: Leaves, a heavy burden seemingly lifted from his shoulders. :
"Thank you for your sacrifice.
The Gods will never forget this grateful
dedication to the Powers of the Blood.
You are praised, my son.
Go now,
with in your mind bearing, that
thousands and thousands are devoured as we
speak..."
As swiftly as she came, the Godes of the Blood dematerializes again...
"Thank you, old friend. Now I go. Things are not the same. There will be much
change.
Your lord will be pleased."
: Looks around one more time, sighs and leaves, never to return. :
*Cuts his arm to show his sincererity*
*Lets the blood drop onto the altar*
O almighty Crosis, immortal God of Death, and ever-powerful Lilith, Goddess of Blood, This is my offer! I await your answer.
*Bandages up wound*
Slowly a creature of some kind emerges from out the Blood.
It shakes itself, Blood drips scatter through the Cathedral.
As it turns its head, in order of making his eyes looking into that of Sima Yi.
"Are you the one they call Sima Yi...?"
It appears to be a Cainite. Or how humanity likes to call them;
Vampire.
With a slight sence of Fear in his voice,
Sima Yi answers the
creature...
"Then this is for you."
The creature hands you a Black Cross.
Worn downside up (or upside down)
on a Silver necklace.
As you reach for the Item that will Bless your Requiem,
the creature let's a terrifying Howl of Death.
As you take the Cursed Cross of Lillith,
the creature Incinerates, leaving
nothing then a Pool of Blood.
---
[Cursed Cross of
Lillith]
cc: Cut yourself as sacrifice to the Blood
type: Sacred
Artifact
Summon a 4/4 token. Treat this token as a Black Cainite creature. It gains
haste.
It has: Pay 1 life: put a +1/+1 counter on a Cainite creature.
Thou are blessed by the Powers of the Blood...
quote:
Originally posted by Nethya:
*walks in*
*kneels silently by Kerrick*
I'm here for you, my love
*takes his hand*
*embraces her*
Thank you for your love and support
*continues silent
thought and meditation*
quote:
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
Hey you two, this is church ya know.
LOL!
j/k, don't hurt me...
Hey! I'm not a pervert...well..at least not here...(AND NOT A WORD FROM ANY OF MY MSN BUDDIES, OK!)
*continues meditation and pondering with Nethya*
Dear Lord:
I pray to you that all of those that have died in the recent attack on the United States are allowed into your kingdom. I like to think that you have your reasons for making things like this happen and that you had a reason to kill all those people. I pray that they find their rightfull places in heaven with you standing among them. I pray for all the victims' families, and survivors. Many of whom are alive only by your grace and loving nature. I pray that you can give the worlds leaders the guidance needed to do what is right in the future.
Amen
*Starts to cry*
*Sprinkles auspicious signs onto Kerrick and Nethya*
*Offers a tangerine and lights three candles (Buddha, Confucious, Taoist) to
Lilith*
In one hand, holding the Orb of All,
the other, swiftly crircling
the air.
"Darker Gods of the Blood, praised be the Cainites.
Hear my wishes as I
command it.
Release Crovax from his eternal slumber.
Awake the King of
Cainites.
I pray to you, o Darker Gods of the Blood."
Three tiny Goblins appear on the altar.
"MAKE YOUR SACRIFICE...", echoes through the cathedral.
Lillith
speaks a word and a Katana blade shines in her hand.
SWIFT...SLASH...
Three Goblin heads roll over the floor.
The altar covered in Blood green
as the Goblins.
"Let my words be heared and my wishes be granted!!!", the Queen
shouts.
She smashes the Orb into pieces on the altar, in the center of the
BloodPool.
Next to her, a Cainite creature appears.
Weakend and covered in Blood.
"Pray the Blood", the Queen whispers as she grabs Crovax by the arm and materialize...
Nothing remains but the altar, clean and covered with a thousand
candles.
Through the church a Walnut sence can be smelled.
From nowhere, above the altar, da RaVeNouZ RaT materializes. Pierced by an arrow he falls on the altar and Incinerates.
On that spot, the Orb of All appears...
and dematerializes....
(now what was that all about...??)
quote:
Originally posted by Sima Yi, Field Marshal:
Hmmm....
That's a lot of hmmmmmmmmmm-ing
quote:
Originally posted by Tiana:
That's a lot of hmmmmmmmmmm-ing
hmmmmmmmmm...... that was odd......
*Sacrifices 10 Shivan Dragons and 10 Pit Spawns*
Hail O Father of the Machines.Let this little sacrifice lift your spirits.
quote:
Originally posted by Gittoplo:
Daily sacrifice.*Sacrifices 10 Shivan Dragons and 10 Pit Spawns*
Hail O Father of the Machines.Let this little sacrifice lift your spirits.
*Sacrifices 1000 Battle Squirrels*
Hail Y*wgmoth. Hail Phyrexia.
quote:
Originally posted by Tiana:
That's a lot of hmmmmmmmmmm-ing
I like to do that. It makes old men feel good.
*Sacrifices an oxen to Crosis*
*Mops up gore and leaves* (For a while)
"I still can't believe it, Why did so many innocent have to die...????"
She rises on her knees, spreading her arms like a Sacred One.
"Think this over;
Today we have higher buildings and wider highways, but
Shorter
temperaments and narrower points of view.
We spent more, but enjoy less…
We have bigger houses, but smaller
families…
We have more compromises, but less time…
We have more knowledge,
but less judgement…
We have more medicine, but less health…
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk to
much, we love only a little, and we hate to much.
We reached the Moon and came back, but we find
Troublesome to cross our
own street and meet our neighbors.
We have conquered the outer space, but not
our inner space.
We have higher income, but less morals…
These are times with more liberty,
but less joy…
With much more food, but less nutricians…
These are days in which two salaries come home, but
divorces
increase.
These are times of finer houses, but more broken homes.
That’s why I propose, as from today;
You do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you
live is a special occasion.
Seek for knowledge, read more, sit on your front
porch and admire the view without paying attention to the needs.
Pass more time with your family, eat your favourite food, visit the place you love.
Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; it isn’t only survival.
Use your
crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume,
And use it every time you
feel you want it.
Take out from your vocabulary phrases like “One of these days”,
And
“Someday”.
Let’s write that letter we thought of writing “One of these days”.
Let’s tell our friends and family how much we love them.
That’s why, do
not delay anything adding laughter and joy to your life.
Every day, hour, and
minute are special…
And you don’t know if it will be your last…
If you’re to busy to take some minutes to send this message to someone you
love,
And you tell yourself you will send it ‘one of these days’, just think
that ‘some of these days’ can be very far, or even that you will not be there to
see it…"
The Darker Queen lowers her arms, you can hear her sniff....
She
dematerializes.....
My Dear Friend Rudetski have send it to me aX the Mail. It is a powerpoint
dia-slide...
"Ephemeron?" [no answer]
"Hmmmm. I'll leave a note."
: Rudetski pulls a paper and a stylish quill out of his pocket and writes an note :
Ephemeron,
If you read this: please come to my shop as soon as you can. I have created something you might find very helpful indeed. I'll be waiting. Maybe we can conduct a little business.
: Rudetski puts the note up beside the door reading Private. Access
restricted. and leaves for his shop. :
Death is sometimes cruel.
quote:
originally posted by Sima Yi
Death is sometimes cruel.
But a part of life.
*lights candles for Brian, for his wife, for their
newborn child*
*lights a candle*
For everyone who has ever lost a good friend, whatever
the reason; through death, by growing apart, or simply when the distance between
them is too great.
anyways *he summons a small goblin. the goblin looks around trying to find out where he is. Shadow walks over and places his hand on the Goblin's forehead, it shudders violently as its life force is drained from its very soul. Shadow pulls a bottle out of his pocket, and puts the goblin's life force inside of it. he takes out a special dagger, and plunges it into the dead body of the goblin, with a shreik the zombie goblin stands up. "serve me or die!" the goblin bows. Shadow gives the bottle to the goblin, and tells it to stand there.* great and powerful gods of blood, i present you with a servent and a soul. plz accept my offering, and grant me luck.
*pulls out another bottle and cuts his arm with another knife, he lets his god blood seep into the bottle. he puts his hand over the wound and pulls away, the wound is closed. he closes the bottle* and i offer u the blood of a god, plz accept it and grant me more power than i have now, give me power over death, without the need of devices. i beseache u.
*Shadow kneels, waiting the answer of the gods of blood. the goblin shifts
nervously not sure of what's happening.*
Lillith, Darker Queen of Cainites, Goddess of the Blood, materializes in front of Shadow931.
"Your words are heard and your wishes are seen. The Gods of the Blood have accepted your offer, although it was a liitle on the greedy side, don't you think...?"
She steps forward, revealing her face in the light that shines through one of the cracks. Her hand rises and a dagger lays in it.
"This is my gift. Use it wisely my friend, for there is only one, and one day, I will return to claim it back...."
She presents, what appears to be a Black-cloured dagger. Shaped out of a
metal that you've never seen before.
As your eyes rise up to thank your God
for hearing your words and obeying your wishes, you find the One called Lillith
to be gone.
Vanished into thin air leaving nothing but burning candles and
the smell of walnuts.
----------
[VeNeMouZ DaGGeR]
cc:
5
type: Artifact
pay 1 life,T: Bury target creature.
1B,T: Destroy target creature.
Use the dagger smart...and it will kill.
Use the dagger wise...and it
will suffocate its pray.
"Bye my crystal eyes,I give to you the death of the sun,"
*With that the lantern bursts into flames and Athena waves her hand over it silencing to the fire of sole.*
"Live, Live, Seliene and Shiva!"
"Argwa Toska Nafitidy, Argwa Toska Nafitidy, Argwa Toska Nafitidy, Argwa Toska Nafitidy, Argwa Toska Nafitidy!"
<As the last sound died of his lips both candles flared, filling the catherdral with a blinding light. Each burned steadly, releasing a steady glow, with formless bodys dancing in the flames. Reaching inside his coat Darkwind pulled out a small black, obsidian dagger, and slashed each of his wrists.>
"Kigh, hear me! I ask you to close the circle around me, show me which path I should take! Reveal my destiny!
<And with that he thrust both of his bloody wrists over the candles,
letting drops of his self be consumed by the flames.>
*casts a spell of protection and blessing in the eastern corner of the cathedral*
that should protect against the chaos...
*erects a glorious monument to his lovely Lady, built of all things pure and good*
*bows in reverence and love to his peerless Lady*
*Casts a spell a few kilometres from the cathedral*
*A huge pillar appears, carved with elaborate etchings of Crosis and the other dragon lords. There is the carving of the interior of Dromar's tomb, Crosis's volcano, and Treva's ruins. There are also carvings of Crosis fighting his enemies. Anyone who comes near this pillar will feel a rush of omnimous fear.*
ooooo....
quote:
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
Nethya, what a lovely gesture...*casts a spell of protection and blessing in the eastern corner of the cathedral*
that should protect against the chaos...
*erects a glorious monument to his lovely Lady, built of all things pure and good*
*bows in reverence and love to his peerless Lady*
*lights a candle at Kerrick's shrine*
*lights another candle at Nethya's
shrine*
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Pretty ironic, if you consider the alignment of Northern/Southern/Western/Eastern paladins
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
quote:
Originally posted by Shadow931:
does that mean that i can't sacrifice things to my dark gods anymore? thats illegal, u can't say who or what i want to worship or how i choose to do so. i will out of common curtosy keep my worshiping to the east side, but i want to be able to sacrifice things. u shouldn't impose on those who worship the dark powers, i don't impose on u for worshiping the light powers.
Shadow931,
I only sectioned off a small area in the eastern part of the cathedral where I can worship peacefully. This cathedral is for everyone, so feel free to worship whomever and however you would like...just please be considerate of people who have sectioned off portions for personal use, that is all.
Kerrick, Sleeper Agent
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Relax, Shadow, you can still worship the dark powers. It's just that now the western part is a no-sacrifice zone, and the eastern is a no-mayhem part. There are still the northern and the southern part, though.
(Pretty ironic, if you consider the alignment of Northern/Southern/Western/Eastern paladins...)*lights a candle at Kerrick's shrine*
*lights another candle at Nethya's shrine*
ok then, that works
*sacrifices a spore frog to himself*
people why does nobody worship me? im a dual god yknow!! ill grant requests
and smite ur enemies!!!
Perfect! This building is just the place.
Walks up to the eastern part of the Cathedral.
I shall dedicate a shine to the almighty White.
The person begins a series of incomprehensible gestures and chants. After a while a pure white shrine materializes before him. The person kneels before the shrine and starts to pray.
Oh Father of the White, please accept this shrine as a token of my loyalty to you. I've travelled far, but here I'll stay and worship you... *chants*
After a while the person stands up and walks away from the shrine, leaving
a somewhat brighter eastside.
*sacs another frog to himself.*
come on people!!!!
*light a candle at Kerrick's shrine*
*light a block of incense at Nethya's
shrine*
*sacrifices a Minion token at Shadow931's shrine*
*burns a Mox
Ruby card before Au'Crat's icon*
*mutters a long prayer to all other powers
he believes in*
*drifts away*
"Ohm Nema Narayana...",chanting words that are unspoken for many millenia.
She casts an Eternal Blanket of Night right in the centre of the
Northern parts...
--------------------
[Eternal Blanket of
Night]
cc: BBBBBBBBBB
type: Enchantment
Ephemeron is the only player that can counter Eternal Blanket of
Night.
When Eternal Blanket of Night comes into play, the Northern parts of
the Cathedral of All, become the shrines for the Powers of the Blood.
[i]"Pray to Lillith and La-Maggra, Powers of the
Blood"
--------------------
WHITE RIBBON
quote:
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
Upset by Ephemeron, for not praying to the Eternal Powers of the Gods of the Blood, the Darker Queen of the cainites materializes in the Northern part of the Cathedral."Ohm Nema Narayana...",chanting words that are unspoken for many millenia.
She casts an Eternal Blanket of Night right in the centre of the Northern parts...
--------------------
[Eternal Blanket of Night]
cc: BBBBBBBBBB
type: EnchantmentEphemeron is the only player that can counter Eternal Blanket of Night.
When Eternal Blanket of Night comes into play, the Northern parts of the Cathedral of All, become the shrines for the Powers of the Blood.[i]"Pray to Lillith and La-Maggra, Powers of the Blood"
--------------------
WHITE RIBBON
can i still have my shrine here? BTW dagger's working out great!
*accepts the minion token and gives the worshiper the luck of a thousand
shruberies*
NI!!!
jk
"Thou shalt not desecrate the Cathderal", remember?
*counters the Blanket*
*concentrates hard, till a glittering shrine appears as if floating in the air above the accumulated grime of centuries/days of worship*
There, a shrine which will forever be clean(ish). Please, feel free to use for the less-messy of the ritual dedications.
*lights candles for Caplin and all those touched by Tuesday*
"Pheew...Got a busy day....
Not for anything personal, but why can some
people and/or Gods have their own shrine in (I name an example) the Western
parts of the Cathedral.
I would like to 'use' the northern parts of your
beutiful cathedral as a shrine that people can use to worship the Powers of the
Blood, Lillith and La-Maggra.
If it is possible, and I know this is uncommon
for a God to ask, I would like to hire the spot.
You must be sure of one thing; The Powers of the Blood are NOT, and I repeat, NOT necessarily Evil. We just Pray to the Blood, The Powers of Caine.
I hope you will grant me this wish. We, The Powers of the Blood, are in need of a shrine.
Regardless of whatever choice you make, you may still keep the coupon and use
it when u desire.
(If you do, you will notice I only have a small altar to
perform my rituals....)
--------------------
15.000.000 WhItE RiBBoNz-in
name of the Dutch...
quote:
Originally posted by Tocasia:
Surely this place is multi-dimensional enough to provide space for every kind of worship.*concentrates hard, till a glittering shrine appears as if floating in the air above the accumulated grime of centuries/days of worship*
There, a shrine which will forever be clean(ish). Please, feel free to use for the less-messy of the ritual dedications.
*lights candles for Caplin and all those touched by Tuesday*
thats a good idea!
*waves arms and a crack appears in the floor.... it
grows and suddenly the ground falls, revealing a staircase the leads to a
underground door. the door leads to a very very large well lit carvern. inside
are billions of devices to make sacrificing to the gods much easier.*
there
now much better. and now for the finishing touches....
*comes out of the
underground temple, waves his arms and casts squeeky clean*
Squeeky Clean
U
instant
destroy all dirt and grim, it can't be
regenerated.
there! now we have a floating cathedral, to worship gods in a nice clean
enviroment. a huge temple on the main floor, to conduct cerimonies. and a
massive underground lair, to fill everyone's sacrificing needs.
now this is a
place of worship!
*goes into the lair and sacrifices a polar kraken to himself*
quote:
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
[QB] I hope you will grant me this wish. We, The Powers of the Blood, are in need of a shrine.
[QB]
You just need someone that worships you. I worship the great Father of the
White, there must be someone worshipping you?
quote:
Originally posted by Shadow931:
shouldn't that be over in the west side?
The man in the white robe sighs. It's obvious that something bothers him!
Let me tell you a story Shadow...
The man lights a spirit candle, the light of it shortly flickers but soon surrounds the shrine with a pale ghostly light. The man sets himself on the cold stone floor and starts to tell.
Let me introduce myself, I'm Job Spyker and I came from a far away city, Ezrealith. It was a beautiful city, but something was lacking. On my 18th birthday something went totaly wrong, the city was struck by a meteor storm, and I was the only one of my family to survive. After the storm was over I fled the cursed place and hid away in the nearby caves. It was there that I had my first vision of the White...
Job Spyker thinks for some time, clearly not sure if he is telling too much at once.
I can tell you more if you wish, but anyhow, what it is all about is that one
sentence I heard in my dream: Out of darkness grew the White.
quote:
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
Lillith again, materializes into the Cathedral, next to the place, Ephemeron, the Chosen One is standing..."Pheew...Got a busy day....
Not for anything personal, but why can some people and/or Gods have their own shrine in (I name an example) the Western parts of the Cathedral.
I would like to 'use' the northern parts of your beutiful cathedral as a shrine that people can use to worship the Powers of the Blood, Lillith and La-Maggra.
If it is possible, and I know this is uncommon for a God to ask, I would like to hire the spot.You must be sure of one thing; The Powers of the Blood are NOT, and I repeat, NOT necessarily Evil. We just Pray to the Blood, The Powers of Caine.
I hope you will grant me this wish. We, The Powers of the Blood, are in need of a shrine.
Regardless of whatever choice you make, you may still keep the coupon and use it when u desire.
(If you do, you will notice I only have a small altar to perform my rituals....)
--------------------
15.000.000 WhItE RiBBoNz-in name of the Dutch...
Ah. A misunderstanding on my part. I apologise.
You see, wihout evil, good wouldn't have excisted. Likewise, without
MacDonalds, the McChicken wouldn't have excisted, they are all nessecary
opposites!
*creates a permanent teleportation pad, forevering linking the east and west sides of the Cathedral*
There, now I can go to either side effortlessly.
*lights a two-wick candle at both the east and west shrine*
Thus in this cave my first vision came to me. I saw darkness at first, complete and overwhelming darkness. Somewhere in that darkness though there was life, although abomination would be a better description, it was still a spark in this dark world. The Father told me that it was like this in the beginning. The world excisted in darkness and darkness was all, but the spirit of life caught hold in this unholy landscape. The first lifeforms began scuttling about the murky swamps. As time advanced these lifeforms evolved, some grew wings, some grew fins, but all adapted to the swamp. It was here that the great White first came into the world. Life had persisted, regardless the deadly conditions of life's surroundings, life conquered death for the first time in history. The Darkness was weakened by this and grew the great White. The White, being a child of darkness, was the total opposite of his feared father though, and sought to help life in need everywhere. For ages there was sort of a balance between father and child, the feared Darkness still held most of the world in his granite grip, but the White managed to uphold some bastions of life as sacred groves and flowery plains settled themselves in between the great swamps. After a time the Darkness couldn't stand it anymore though, and he resolved to conquer his child once and for all.
Man had evolved in the meantime and in the forest of Arguth lived a druid. His name is unknown to this very day, but he is revered and remembered as the great Father of the White. It is believed that he gave his live for the White so save him from his father Darkness. His spirit guided the White from thereafter and the White accepted him as his new father.
In this harsh times Darkness and the White still battle, but the White has a stronger position nowdays and the help of his new Father.
Job Spyker sighs. He thinks for a while, his eyes wandering of, then focuses anew.
Well Shadow, that's the short story, and probably not all of it. I'm just a young mage, and this vision of history came to me in a dream, so...
[ September 15, 2001: Message edited by: Job Spyker ]
quote:
Originally posted by Sima Yi, Field Marshal:
Why have you become god of so much?
me?
As you enter the room, at the end of the hall, you find the origin point of the hymn like singing.
On either side of the room float 9 Banshees, singing on a tone, in which the Ancient Sirences would have trouble supressing.
In the center of the room, a huge white pentagram is chalked on the
floor.
In the center of the circle, a marble statue is found.
It represent
the image of the Horned Rat, leader of the Verminous Hordes, God of Disease.
Every where you look, rats walk across the room.
The room is lit by earie light of Floating Flames that rest high up in the
Cathedral.
The entire ceiling is covered with the Bats that serve the Blood
most, the Sengir Bats.
In most part of Dominaria, this beutiful creature is
nearly extinct. It seems that all rest here.....
"De O Brachea......
Ohm Nema Narayana....."
The hypnotising Chants of the Banshees continues and rises in a
climax.
At that point, all banshees dematerialize into thin air. The statue
that was standing in the center of the room, is repleaced by a beatiful looking
woman. Hair as black as ash and her eyes as red as the Blood that runs through
her vains.
It is Lillith herself. The Darker Queen of Cainites, Goddess of the Blood, floats in the center of the pentagram....
"Praise be to Cain.....
Praise be to Cain.....
Praise be to Cain....."
Spoken these words, the Queen lifts her arms up high, as if holding an item towards the sky.
A bolt of Lightning shoots from the very mid of the swarm that sleeps on the ceiling. It runs through the entire body of Lillith, which falls to the ground.
As you cover your ears, for the noise that suddenly rises, you fall to the ground as protection for the millions of Bats that shoot out the door.
As you rise you find the room to be empty. The only thing that is seen is the
pentagram on the ground, pieced in the center by the huge marble statue of the
Horned Rat.
--------------------
All across the floor lay ~WhItE
RiBBoNz~
*lights a candle for those in need*
Ohh, powers of Light and Dark, grant me strength for the coming upheaveal...
Gosh! I just hate extradimensional pockets.
The young mage starts to pull out something big of his robe. When you watch closer you can see what it is. It's a... it's a flowerpot!
Yeah, that is much better. Now for something to fill it with. *smiles* Ah, now that I live at Verdy's Temple I'm sure he's willing to donate some trees.
With a poof Job Spyker dissapears, only to return a mere seconds later, one small tree in both his hands.
Stupid! Stupid! Forgot the other flowerpot! *gets another flowerpot out of his pockets* Now lets plant my two little friends here!
The man is working for a short time, but the result is beautiful. Looking at the trees you can almost imagine gow it was for the first people to see the forest of the great White, peacefull and quiet.
That's that, now just one thing. Shadow, I really appreciate your offer of
protection and I will gladly accept it. Thank you.
In recognition of their unswerving dedication to the cause of all that is
Good, Rofellos, Elf Legend and White Knight are hereby declared the Saints of
Light!
Their Shrines are already being added to the Cathedral.
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!In recognition of their unswerving dedication to the cause of all that is Good, Rofellos, Elf Legend and White Knight are hereby declared the Saints of Light!
Their Shrines are already being added to the Cathedral.
why don't u declare some saints of Darkness? if u don't then can i?
quote:
Originally posted by Shadow931:
why don't u declare some saints of Darkness? if u don't then can i?
Patience, my friend, your time will come...
quote:
Originally posted by Tocasia:
Ohh, powers of Light and Dark, grant me strength for the coming upheaveal...
I have so much sympathy for you.......
Now I'm getting worried
*lights a candle for Tocasia*
It'll be fine, I'm sure.
*Lights a candle at the shrine of Crosis. An organ and a creepy choir begins to sing*
O Mighty Crosis, immortal Lilith, bloody La-Maggra, and all other gods of death. Give me power and strength to prepare for the Final Harvest.
*Waits*
For Jenna, Tim, and the others of Caplin
Oh God help me! I must now return to sanity and the real world
In the Northern parts of the Cathedral, the giant marble statue of the Horned
Rat begins to shake.
First nothing heavy, than a more violent way until the
statue burst into a million pieces.
On the place, in the center of the pentagram, where the statue was devoured in front of your eyes, now stands the Darker Queen of Cainites....
"In times of need, I will always be there for you....", She says, while Her Blood red eyes gaze upon you.
"If I may quote:
O Mighty Crosis, immortal Lilith, bloody
La-Maggra, and all other gods of death. Give me power and strength to prepare
for the Final Harvest.
I will grant at least one wish in which you will be granted with my help..."
The Goddess of the Blood raises her hands into a crusefix position.
The
her hands shoot towards you, while She teleports.
She touches your head and a
chilling cold flows through your body.
The, from head to toe, you get the
feeling as if a warm liquid is streaming through your vains.
Then She dematerializes leaving a faint smell of walnuts thrushing into your nose.
Millions of Sengir Bats that were resting at the top of the Northern parts, awake in a burst of squeeks. As you dive to the ground, evading the Blanket of the Blood, you notice that the tremendous statue stands again, in the center of the pentagram.
Then all fall silent......
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[Lillith's
Blessings]
cc: BBBBB
type: Enchantment
When Lillith's Blessings comes into play, all opponents reduce their life number to halve. You gain the amount of life, that was lost by all opponents.
Cainites get +0/+1 for every other Cainite in play.
BBB: Put a 1/1 Cainite
creature into play.
Play this ability as a sorcery. You cannot play this
ability more than once.
I will stand by you......
Always........
he sacs a spore frog on the altar.*
[ September 17, 2001: Message edited by: Shadow931 ]
[ September 17, 2001: Message edited by: Shadow931 ]
"Thank you All Mighty for showing me my path deistened in the stars at the beginning of time."
<Looking at his wrists Darkwind realized that they had been healed and
scarred in the color of a swirling mixture of crimson and black. Swiftly he rose
and gathered this items nd then strode out to begin his new life.>
Blackheart Scythe (4)
At the beginning of your upkeep, target player
loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
4, Tap: target player loses 2 life, and
you gain 2 life. That player may then sacrifice 2 creatures. If he does, then
you lose 2 life and he gains 2 life.
Thank you for your reward to me.
Pfew, for a moment I thought my candle was out, tht the spirit of the White was fading. I see it's as strong as it ever was, the White will prevail!
The white mage prays for a little while, then rises and walks towards Shadows new shrine.
I will pray for thee!
Job Spyker fetches a virgin goat from under his robe and sacrifices it, making sure that the blooddrops don't waste his robe.
Take this as an offering o mighty Shadow!
The man prays for a while, cleans up the mess and then leaves the
Cathedral again to ride on the Merry-Go-Round at Verdy's temple.
i grant u long life and good luck!
Can you sacrifice virgin males?
What about Capricorn...isn't that a goat-fish? Can you sacrifice that?
Dang sacrificial politics.
quote:
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
"My dear brother La-Maggra....
I bet that Darwind Starblade IS Sima yi..."
--------------------
For those fallen on 9/11
No, I know Darkwind in real life. It's not her. I just got her on the boards
a few days ago.
*places two roses and lights two double-wicked candles at both the west and
east shrines*
Hmm.
*Breaths in the air of the church*
Hmm.
*Hears something in the distance*
Oh no...
*Disappears in a black puff of smoke*
P.S. I'm just bored, but I pretty like this cathedral a lot.
quote:
Originally posted by Sima Yi, Field Marshal:
......P.S. I'm just bored, but I pretty like this cathedral a lot.
It is a very nice cathedral, especially for if you are bored
If you hadn't noticed by the fact that this post has no point, I am bored
too...
*prays* Oh hear me almighty White, bless those souls who blessed me (reffering to Shadow931). Hear me! I pray for the wisdom to cope with darkness, as you have coped with your father Darkness! I thank you for all that you give me every day, life, health and spiritual sattisfaction!*ends prayer*
After a while something materializes before the White shrine, it's a gift from the White to Shadow931. Job Spyker walks towards Shadow's shrine, prays, sacrifices a siamese carrot-twin, cleans up the orange mess and leaves behind the gift for Shadow.
--------------------
Pendant of the White
Legendary Artifact
cc: 4
Grants controller protection from the Darkness.
4, Tap, Sacrifice Pendant
of the White: Put a 4/1 white White Spirit creature token into play. It has
protection from the Darkness, B: Regenerate White Spirit and W: White Spitit
gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
It was the mighty pendant of the White that finally drove back the
followers of the Darkness and thereby ensured the victory of the White.
quote:
*walks into the cathedral. he prays and lights a candle for the goddess of death and magic. and than proceeds to the back of the cathedral. he notices some guano of a few sengir bats. he looks around. and than demateriales.
The guano is also missing...
No, you didn't. This is a part of the interactive story you are following in my brain. I repeat, you did not get the guano from the northern part of the cathedral.
**IN CHARACTER**
A loud bellying sound can be heared echoing through
the entire Cathedral...
"Mwah hahaha haha ha......"
(Don't mess with the Powers of the Blood!)
quote:
Originally posted by Job Spyker:
A very bored Job Spyker enters the Cathedral. Fortunately, he has something to do here! The mage walks over to the White shrine.*prays* Oh hear me almighty White, bless those souls who blessed me (reffering to Shadow931). Hear me! I pray for the wisdom to cope with darkness, as you have coped with your father Darkness! I thank you for all that you give me every day, life, health and spiritual sattisfaction!*ends prayer*
After a while something materializes before the White shrine, it's a gift from the White to Shadow931. Job Spyker walks towards Shadow's shrine, prays, sacrifices a siamese carrot-twin, cleans up the orange mess and leaves behind the gift for Shadow.
--------------------
Pendant of the White
Legendary Artifact
cc: 4Grants controller protection from the Darkness.
4, Tap, Sacrifice Pendant of the White: Put a 4/1 white White Spirit creature token into play. It has protection from the Darkness, B: Regenerate White Spirit and W: White Spitit gets +0/+1 until end of turn.It was the mighty pendant of the White that finally drove back the followers of the Darkness and thereby ensured the victory of the White.
*materializes in front of his shrine*
my a gift! and my birthday isn't for
another 17 days!(seriously)
wow so i can now create servents? ummm... pro
dark? (im the DARK god of fire) its nice though! now i can protect myself from
those other evil gods! thanx!!
*waves his hands in a mystical pattern. job
spyker's body ripple's and his muscles grow in size, his brain expands, and is
filled with spells.* there now not even crovax would go after
u!
*dematerializes*
Ah. Good.
*Walks up to the Alter, and starts wispering.*
I thank thee Greynon for you good grace. You are the one and true ruler. I thank thee for giving me knowledge.
*Looks around.*
And for good measure, I'll thank La-Maggra. He who keepeth my secrets safe.
*Grins.*
And as my last prayer I will thank Lord Kain (Cain). I thank thee for this
half-life gift thou hath bestowed upon me...
Oops.
*Walks to a nearby piller and begins to lean against it.*
Hmm...
Job Spyker waves his hands and suddenly a flowery field lies before the White shrine.
I like it!
The man prays to the White and then walks to Shadow's shrine. There he starts praying again, after a while stands up, conjures a lizard king, has it executed by a conjured henchman, whereafter the king is burned as a sacrifice to Shadow931. For a last time, Job Spyker waves his hands, to clean the place, then he walks away.
*whispers* Thanks Shadow!
quote:
Originally posted by Job Spyker:
Oh my, this is great!Job Spyker waves his hands and suddenly a flowery field lies before the White shrine.
I like it!
The man prays to the White and then walks to Shadow's shrine. There he starts praying again, after a while stands up, conjures a lizard king, has it executed by a conjured henchman, whereafter the king is burned as a sacrifice to Shadow931. For a last time, Job Spyker waves his hands, to clean the place, then he walks away.
*whispers* Thanks Shadow!
very good technique! and a (double?) sacrifice!
*Shadow931 appears before
Job Spyker and he is simling*
for your unwiavering faith in me i give u a
choice, i like u and i am offering u the powers of a demi-god.
plz choose
between my two powers. you can be:
the demi-god of fire
or
the demi-god
of the fifth dimension (time control)
plz choose one.
Thunder rolls across Terisia City, as the clouds grow stronger and
darker.
The rain start gushing on the earth, washing away all sins of
mankind...
Inside the Cathedral, the rumbles that form a pair with the thunder, echoe through the halls. Bright flashes enlight the Cathedral in a spooky way. Every corner turns into a potential death trap, as the wind shaves alongst the burning torches.
Fromout the Northern pats of the Cathedral, the Unholy shrines of the Blood, an amazing chant can be heared. Hundreds of long forgotten words, penetrate your memory as the chanting reaches a climax.
"THE TIME HAS COME...
THE LONG ERA OF FORGOTTENNESS IS OVER...
THIS IS
THE NEW AGE...
THE END IS NOW...!!"
A dark voice rumbles through the Cathedral
"Yes, o mighty Lords of Decay.
Send us thy prayers.
Send us thy
sins.
We are thy childe.", a beatiful voice replies.
Then all fall silent.
The rain has stopped.
The wind is gone.
The
clouds have been swept apart.
Throughout the Cathedral a sence of walnuts penetrates every nostril.....
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Today is indeed a glorious night for believers of the Dark Powers. For tonight, I officially declare Sima Yi and Shadow931 the Apostles of Darkness! Their unholy shrines are being erected even as I speak.
i thank u!
*goes over and builds a shrine for emphoreon, and starts
worshiping him (do u want sacrifices?)*
he goes over to the new shrine and
marvels at the intracacy of the shrine.*
its beautiful!
ps im still waiting Job Spyker.
Oh glorious Nethya, how lucky I am to have you!
Ephemeron,
Are these artificial arms for yourself? I did not know you needed them. If
not, please let me know for whom they are so I know the size, form, colour etc
they should be.
Leave me another note if I'm not there.
(and that chance
is realistic for we do not keep the same hours)
: Rudetski looks around at all the worshipping, sacrificing, praying and
slaying entities around him, shrugs his shoulders and with a mystic gesture
disappears in a flash of bright blue light. :
quote:
Originally posted by Glia, Potion Master:
*Walks up to the alter takes out a dragon egg*
Mistress Terra, Lord Greynon, and master Valdner, Keep my dragon safe.
*Places The dragon egg on a nearby pillar and takes out a potion and pours it on the egg, witch makes it fly up to the top of the pillar .*
Master Valdner? What is all this about?
*Lights a candle at Crosis' shrine*
I'm rather lonely at Crosis' shrine.
Fellow Worshipper
Creature - Artifact
P/T: 1/1
CC: 3
When
Fellow Worshipper comes into play, choose a devine being (AKA "a
God").
Fellow Worshipper worships this devine being.
3, T: Put a 1/1 Fellow Worshipper token into play. This worships the same devine being as the Fellow Worshipper used to create it.
"Have fun. How is your Suit? Satisfied with it?"
and for Lily, Helen, Gordon
Errata on Fellow Worshipper
CC: 0
When anyone reads this message
he or she will understand that there is an errata on Fellow Worshipper, stating:
Fellow Worshipper can only be controlled by a mortal. When Fellow Worshipper comes under control of a Divine Being, remove it from game [Rudetski, 2001]
Fellow Worshipper tokens do not have the token-creating ability of the
original Fellow Worshipper, and are mere 1/1 creatures (that just happen to
worship the same Devine Being as the original Fellow Worshipper). [Rudetski,
2001]
"*sigh* the blood god's are so precise. sheesh. oh well lets see now."
Walks to the northern section of the cathedral.
quote:
Originally posted by Rudetski:
: Rudetski appears in a flash of bright blue light next to Sima Yi, at the altar of Crosis. :
"I heard that. Look, if you are so lonely here, take THIS (you can show it to others if you want to. I have three more of them.
The first three who come to my shop can have them for free.)"Fellow Worshipper
Creature - Artifact
P/T: 1/1
CC: 3
When Fellow Worshipper comes into play, choose a devine being (AKA "a God").
Fellow Worshipper worships this devine being.3, T: Put a 1/1 Fellow Worshipper token into play. This worships the same devine being as the Fellow Worshipper used to create it.
"Have fun. How is your Suit? Satisfied with it?"
Thanks, Rudetski.
Ha ha.. *In scary voice* WORSHIP!!
quote:
Originally posted by Valdner:
Master Valdner? What is all this about?
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
We also provide temporary sanctuary for the unfortunate souls pursued by the Law.
I doubt that'll stop me, if I'm in pursuit of a board offender; however, it
may be legitimate, in terms of other scenarios...
*bows at Nethya's Shrine, trying to fathom how he was so blessed to have meet
his glorious Lady*
Ephemeron,
You have not yet answered my question. For whom are the artificial arms that you ordered intended?
Rudetski
quote:
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
[QB
*walks over to shrine of Kerrick*
Honorable Kerrick, Lord of knowledge, master of wisdom, please share your know ledge with me...it seems that i can not find any information on my race, i seek for your help.....
*pulls out a blade, and cuts the palm of his hand. the blood drips down into a bowl in front of the shrine.*
take my blood as a sacrafice!
*waits there for a reply*[/QB]
What is the knowledge you seek, my friend?
quote:
Originally posted by Nethya:
*wanders through the cathedral until she finds a quiet spot*
Anyone using this bit? Too late.
*casts a powerful spell, a plain, white altar appears*
This is the Omni-Shrine, for worship of all random/unknown/minor gods/saints/spirits/deities/powers.
*kneels at the shrine and offeres a prayer to whatever God of Lost Magic Players got her and Tiana to the prerelease*
*moves to go but turns back*
*adds a prayer that Bath gets more street signs before her next visit*
*Lights several more candles, praying that Liverpool joins that
ill-signposted city Bath, in gaining several thousand more street signs.*
Gaea, please bless this swamp water.
::waits until he is certain it has been blessed::
Thank you.
::gets up and rushes out::
(edit: I meant that, I really did)
[ September 24, 2001: Message edited by: Verdy ]
quote:
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
*after hearing the voice of Kerrick, the young elf raises his head.*
I am truley sorry if i have disturbed you in any way, especially if it involve Nethya, but please help me..
It seems that i can not find any information about elves, about my people, and I wish to seek help from you....
but first, I have to go to school now!
i will see you all later today, but pleae, kerrick, lord of Knowledge, please share your knowledge of elves with me....
*teleports away in a cloud of green smoke*
You seek the knowledge of elves? Well, I can provide some general background information on them, or I can address specific groups of elves...for now, I'll briefly describe the elven race in general:
Elves:
Primarily forest-dwelling creatures, most Dominarian elves can be identified by the following physical features: large pointed ears, pale skin, long faces, lengthy and skinny bodies. Elves consider themselves part of nature, and worship nature as a whole. Most elves worship the plant, and its spirit Gaea, the provider and sustainer of life. Other sects, however, worship other dieties, such as Freyalise. Elves are very secluded people, often xenophobic. They hide within their forest homes, diligently protecting and nuturing the forest, while keeping a watchful eye of invaders and trespassers. The weapons of choice amongst elves are the bow and arrow, as well as calling upon the forest itself to help get rid of enemies. Also, elves are known to live quite long, hundreds of years. Finally, most elven hierarchies are quite stable, I can't recall ever hearing of an elves uprising, or revolt, which says something for elves' respect for proper authority, age, and leadership.
The following is a *very* brief and *very* general description of the elven race on Dominaria. I hope this provides the answers you wanted, otherwise, please ask other questions, and I shall try to answer them.
Hope this helps!
I will gladly share my knowledge with you. However, it is late tonight, so you will have to wait until tomorrow.
My apologies,
Kerrick, Sleeper Agent
*goes to Nethya's Shrine*
*casts wards of protection, spells of senerity,
enchantments of peace, calm, and quiet*
My troubled Lady, I will be here watching over you for as long as necessary. I love and care for you with all my heart, I want to help you defeat your personal demons. You have but to ask, and I shall be here, ready to offer my love, support, and friendship.
*kneels down, and begins silent vigil to his glorious love Nethya*
Oh Gaea, my mistress, please bless this potion so that my Temple may grow and further bask in your glory.
::feels that the potion is properly blessed and leaves through the gate to
his temple::
It makes my heart leap, to hear that you are doing better, my love!!
*lights a double-wicked candle, and lays to roses before the shrine*
Dear Ephemeron,
The arms for your Avatar are as good as ready. But they will be my masterpiece. As soon as all the preparations are ready, I will bring them to you.
Rudetski
Shadow wanders around aimlessly noting the numerous shrines. he glares
jelously at the ones currently in use.*
must be nice to have others worship
u
*he walks over to one of the benches and sits down, and watches all the
other deities being worshiped.
several hours later, after the afternoon crowd has left. shadow stood up, and
waved his arms. Scorch appears, and blinks for a few seconds sees shadow and
lumbers over to him.*
u like me don't u boy?
*Scorch smiles, and licks
shadow's face.
Shadow pets him on the snout. he laughs after Scorch makes a queer face, and
then shadow climbs on his back and dissappears with scorch in a pillar of fire.*
quote:
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
*walks in*
hello all!
Valdner, are you truley an Elden, same as Lord Roann?
Yes.
*Walks up to the alter*
I pray that this town may be protected in its hour of need. I also pray that
Lady Galen who has strayed from your grace shall be punished accordingly for her
crimes. Thank you gentle lord.
Ah, my love, you're a true saint.
*Lights 100 candles at Crosis's shrine. The flames rage out of control and devour the shrine. All that's left after a few seconds is a burnt table and dripping wax*
Oh, damn!
*Clears up and departs in a huff*
..............
*Turns around and walks out of the Cathedral*
FM: Don't remember, but if not, feel free to make one, there's plenty of space left.
Everyone: I will be temporarily away for the next week. Please keep the Cathedral in top shape and on page 1. Thank you.
---------------------------------------
Ephemeron, archbishop of the
Cathedral of All.
*eats walnuts, cashews, and various other bad tasting nuts as he sits and ponders what to worship.
Oh yeah!
*bows and worships the Great Ape Lord Simos's statue.
Oh Simos, the savior of my race.
*burns bad tasting nuts and a screaming writhing human in sacrifice.
There.
*cleans up.
Simos didn't like nuts. or humans.
Fairest love, give me the strength, endurance, and fortitude to make it through this week
*lights candles*
*Leaves the cathdral to get some oxen and candles*
quote:
: Rudetski walks into the research and medical center of Spykerpleister, supreme healer. He is carrying what seems to be enormous limbs of some kind, with a huge claw at one end. Green-white scales cover the arms, and over the whole length a beautiful silvery line can be seen that splits up at the wrists in five separate lines that end at the sharp nails on the claws. :
"Ah, just the man I was looking for" Rudetski says to Spykerpleister.
"I made this bionic arms for Ephemeron, owner of the Cathedral of All.
These are the limbs of an Avatar. I could of course use magic to meld the arms with that creature, but there are too many ways to disenchant them in this plane of reality.
Could you hand me some ointment or something to really make the arms part of that creature?
It would really mean a lot to me. I can pay in cash or, if you are in need of some hard-to-find artifacts you can come over to my shop to take a look. I'm pretty sure we can make a deal of some kind....... . . . . . . . . .
Very well Rudetski, I've got two options for you one is an ointment for those arms made of the DNA of the Avatar of Woe so It's destructive force is immense and the other is an ointment made of the DNA of Kamal, Pit fighter wich will increase both strength and dexterity. Just put the ointment on the arms before attaching and they'll become mentally controllable like if they were your own.
These ointments cost me years of experimenting, as a reward I would take a scroll-rack for my Hall of Treatments so people can read the newspaper and book of treatments easier.. . . . . . . . . .
"Thank you, Spykerpleister, for your contribution to this effort. I think I can help you right here and now....."
: Rudetski takes the Index Finger of Knowledge from one pocket and something that looks like a black stone tablet with very fine white printing on it. He says, seemingly to no one in particular :
"Scroll Rack"
: The fine print on the tablet changes rapidly and after a few seconds one line blinks in yellow print: Scroll Rack; 16.
Rudetski puts away the tablet and the Index Finger of Knowledge and makes some mystic gestures. In the middle of the room a Scroll Rack appears in a flash of bright blue light. :
"Here you are, my friend. A pleasure doing business with you. And if you would excuse me, I need to go and see Ephemeron."
: Rudetski takes the Avatar of Woe-ointment from Spykerpleister, heaves the arms over his left shoulder and leaves for the Cathedral of All. :
The arms are covered with reflective scaling and I made sure that they are
excellently suited for the use of magic. See the silver lining? It is
mana-metal, forged by a friendly Dwarven Armorer to withstand the most brutal
magical forces.
And with the help of Spykerpleister they will be real arms,
not just artificial.
For this I ask not for money.
I will come to your wish shop soon. We will
talk more about it there....."
[ October 01, 2001: Message edited by: Rofellos Elf Legend ]
[ October 01, 2001: Message edited by: Rofellos Elf Legend ]
[ October 01, 2001: Message edited by: Rofellos Elf Legend ]
Then...
Suddenly....
A violin can be heared.
In a smooth melody the violin continues carrying
its sound across the Cathedral.
Appearently, the melody that is known as 'La
Dance Macabre' is coming from the Northern Parts of the Cathedral, which hold
the Shrines of the Powers of the Blood, Home of the Lords of Decay. Haven of
Lillith and La-Maggra.
In front of the marble statue of the Horned Rat, that centers the Pearl
Pentagram of Darkness on the floor, a skeleton is harmoniously playing its
melody on the violin.
Then, fromout the shadow, more violins can be heared,
bringing the melody to its climax.
Thousands of Sengir Bats burst free from their eternal sleep, high up on the
ceilng of the Shrine of Blood.
Squeeking and screeming their way down, out of
the Shrine of the Blood, through the Main Halls, out through the Bell tower.
Then all fall silent again.
13 candles can be found lit on the Altar of
Lillith, Darker Queen of Cainites, Goddess of the
Blood.
=-=-=-=-=-/\/-=-=-=-=-=
Every Night....
Every
Day....
Every Wish....
Every Prayer....
You will lose your Faith....
(dedicated to the Lords of Decay)
[ October 02, 2001: Message edited by: Lillith, Goddess of the Blood ]
quote:
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
Prayes at kerricks shrine for his vsst knowledge that i wish he shares with me*
I haven;t forgotten, I've just been very busy lately. Please be patient, I
have promised to share my information with you, and I always keep my
promises...it may just take long than I had anticipated.
For those braving the terrors of higher/further education at the moment.
*Slays an oxen he brought in and lets it rot on Crosis's shrine, as a symbol of death and decay*
*One hour later, comes back and takes away the almost-completely-rotted-away
oxen*
Oh, I pray to all the wise and prudent deities of paper-writing!! Grant me
the power to finish my paper in time!!
*Takes a whining unicorn*
Ahh, only women can tame you, so there's no reason for me to keep you.
*Kills the unicorn and presents the head to the shrine of Crosis. Waits for a
while, lights a candle, then walks away to bury the unicorn's body*
quote:
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
*walks in*Oh, I pray to all the wise and prudent deities of paper-writing!! Grant me the power to finish my paper in time!!
Ohh, the prayer of students the world over!
*goes to her shrine-in-the-sky and lights a candle*
Ditto Kerrick! Need i say more?
Beneath the Swarm of the Night, an even greater number of Rats, is skirmishing around the floor. Squeeking their way through the Maze of Rats, they run around in all directions, without bumping in to each other.
Above the squeeking frenzy of the Blanket of Death, the voice of the darker Queen of Cainites can be heared.
"This is it...
This is the time...
The Seven Seals of Darkness have
apeared...
Come to me, oh Great Lords of Decay...
Cast thy Wrath upon me
and feed my everlasting need for Blood..."
the sky above the Northern Parts, begin to crack.
A bolt of red
Lightning shoots out fromout the cloud, through the top of the Shrines of the
Blood.
There, in the center of the Pearled Pentagram, Lillith holds Her arms
in the air, forming a crusified position.
The bolt shoots towards Her head at which it halts and forms a Ball.
Two
smaller strokes of energy emerge from the Ball and enter the Goddess' body
through Her hands.
Then Darkness falls...
The entire Shrines of the Blood, are cloacked in a thick black fog...
==> to be continued.......
[edited 2 perfect the performance]
[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Lillith, Goddess of the Blood ]
*lights candles, castings spells of calm and reason at Nethya's shrine*
I shall meditate here, offering my love and support for Nethya during her
current struggles
Llanowar Elves:
Elves of the forest of Llanowar could be considered the extreme of introverted, xenophobic elves. They worshipped the Freyalise as a Goddess, rather than Gaea. Similarly, the maro-sorcerer of Llanowar, Molimo, also believed Freyalise is the true Goddess. In terms of government, the forest was divided into seven elfhames, each one independent of the other, yet all were subordinate to the forest as a whole (perhaps Lord Magnus was one a ruler of one of the elfhames). They shun all intruders that trespass into the forest (remember their penalty for trespassing? "One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot"). However, they weren't always this wary of strangers. As I'm sure you recall, Rofellos, an Llanowar elf, was sent to Yavimaya as an emissary between the two forests. While their, he learn about the forest's rapid evolution, as well as taught the elves some things of his own (Llanowar profanities for one). In spite of their secrecy and distrust of outsiders, they banded together with the Coalition, under Eladamri, who was considered by the Llanowar elves to be a scion of Freyalise, sent to lead them to victory. Unfortunately, a majority of Llanowar, including its inhabitants, was destroyed during the Phyrexian Invasion, especially by plague bombs. However, Eladamri continued to lead an elite group of Llanowar elves, the Steel Leaf Elves, throughout the Coalition. It is unclear how many Llanowar elves survived the Apocalypse, yet if Odyssey is any indication, the entire elven race may be severally diminished, if it hasn't become extinct.
Yavimayan Elves:
Similar to their Llanowar counterparts, the elves of Yavimaya are reclusive. On theory that I just had is that the Yavimaya elves are actually the descendants of the Fyndhorn elves, since Yavimaya was where the Fyndorn elves fled after their forest was flooded during the Ice Age. Perhaps, throughout the years, the elves changed from worshipping Freyalise to worshipping Gaea, maybe because Freyalise's World Spell caused Fyndhorn to flood. There a few key differences between the two groups. First, Yavimayan elves worship Gaea as the Goddess of Earth, not Freyalise. Next, Yavimaya elves are a higher-evolved form of elven life, thanks to Multani's acceleration of the forest's evolution (in order to combat the Phyrexian invasion). In my opinion, Llanowar elves seem to be the outcasts of elven society, while Yavimaya elves appear to be more gentle and nurturing of their forest, not to say that Llanowar elves don't protect Llanowar, it just seems to me that Llanowar elves are more hardened, while Yavimaya elves seem more gentle. Another key difference is that the Yavimaya elves did far better in the invasion than Llanowar elves. The accelerated evolution of the forest, combined with Multani's power and the kavus, was able to defeat the Phyrexian attack on Yavimaya. However, the forest still suffered greatly, especially after Multani transplanted it next to Urborg during the Apocalypse. Whether forest survived after the Apocalypse, I can't say.
I hope this answers the questions you had, please feel free to ask other questions. However, be warned that you may have to wait for those answers as well.
Hope this helps!
quote:
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
but, i thought i ided before i could met up with eldamari, an, please tell me, i will do anything, what are mating rituals for elves?
I'm sorry if my description seemed confusing, but yes, Rofellos died before Eladamri even was introduced.
As far as mating rituals...I really can't say...I could offer some personal opinion/guesses, but they are just that, my opinions, lacking in strong evidence. My suggestion is to study the relationship between Eladamri and Lin Sivvi, while they didn't mate, its the closest example of elvish affection that I can think of.
As far as my opinions, I would think elvish mating rituals be would resevered, ceremonial, and nature-worshipping. I sacrifice, or prayer to Gaea/Freyalise might be appropriate. I sense that the male would be the dominate party, while the female would be submissive. A big part of the emotional aspect of the entire experience maybe directed towards the idea that mating is from improvement of the whole tribe/clan/village/elfhame and that is a duty beyond just two mortal elves, something that must be done the assure the future of the elven race. To be frank, elves very reserved people, who don't display emotion outwardly that much, so I have a hard time imagining how the mating rituals would work.
I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help, hopefully, my ramblings have given you something to think about.
Hope this helps!
which one would you chose?
I know crossbreeding is bad, but, they are all
so beatiful..
who would you chose?
thankyou my lord..
*bows
deeply*
I owe my life ot you
*bows deeply*
quote:
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
Thankyou Kerrick..I should have asked you this earlier, but, if you were me, who would you be with:
Lillith
Naught Jennifer
Hanna
The best advice I can give is to follow your heart, and pick the one you love the most, assuming the feeling is mutual. Personally, I wouldn't make the decision on physical beauty alone. I prefer my women to have something of substance underneath their exteriors, which is why I care for Nethya so much. I can't make the choice for you, I'm a afraid. Assuming they all love you the same, I would pick the one that you care for most and that your heart *truly* desires, no one else can make that decision for you.
Hope this helps!
quote:
Originally posted by Verdy:
Make sure you add that Nethya is beautiful Kerrick, or she might get offended. ::chuckles::
I said that I want substance in addition to beauty, they're not
mutually exclusive concepts. However, if I had to choose one aspect, I would
prefer substance to beauty. Besides, Nethya knows how I feel, so I shouldn't
have to defend myself.
quote:
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
Thankyou my lord....
well, i know and love lillith the most, but i know that cross breeding is not good, and that is why I am with Naught Jennfer, because she is an elf too, but i am not sure who to go with...
*begins crying in the middle of the Cathedral*
If Lillith loves you the most, and you love her the most, then in my eyes, regardless of the breeding issues, the choice is clear.
Wise and Prudent Edit: *hands Rofellos a tissue, you dry his tear-stained eyes and cheeks.*
There, there, my friend, all things shall improve with time.
[ October 06, 2001: Message edited by: Kerrick, Sleeper Agent ]
quote:
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
Thankyou Kerrick..
I owe you my life...
but if my memory serves me, Lillith is still here in the cathedral.
*stays in the cathedral*
I am glad to be of service, that's why I am here!
I hope things go well for you. Now, I shall take my leave, to let you be alone.
*stops by Nethya's shrine, and lights a candle*
*leaves*
God bless Amerika and The World!
quote:
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
Throughout the cathedral, a terrifying howl can be heared echoing through the halls.
The Nothern Part of the Cathedral is surrounded by a blanket of Sengir Bats.
Thousands...
Millions...
Even more...Beneath the Swarm of the Night, an even greater number of Rats, is skirmishing around the floor. Squeeking their way through the Maze of Rats, they run around in all directions, without bumping in to each other.
Above the squeeking frenzy of the Blanket of Death, the voice of the darker Queen of Cainites can be heared.
"This is it...
This is the time...
The Seven Seals of Darkness have apeared...
Come to me, oh Great Lords of Decay...
Cast thy Wrath upon me and feed my everlasting need for Blood..."the sky above the Northern Parts, begin to crack.
A bolt of red Lightning shoots out fromout the cloud, through the top of the Shrines of the Blood.
There, in the center of the Pearled Pentagram, Lillith holds Her arms in the air, forming a crusified position.The bolt shoots towards Her head at which it halts and forms a Ball.
Two smaller strokes of energy emerge from the Ball and enter the Goddess' body through Her hands.Then Darkness falls...
The entire Shrines of the Blood, are cloacked in a thick black fog...
==> to be continued.......
[edited 2 perfect the performance]
[ October 05, 2001: Message edited by: Lillith, Goddess of the Blood ]
And the scary darkness. Never forget the scary darkness.
In the Northern Parts of the Cathedral, a shatter can be heared. The breaking sound of glass echoes through the Greater Halls. Torches hanging on either side of the Hall of the Damned, lit simultanious by an unseen power.
Inside the Shrines of the Blood, Lillith stands in front of the huge statue, that resembles the Horned Rat, Darker God of Rats, Harbinger of Disease. Her arms are risen high up in the air and Her eyes are closed. On the Higher Platter, on the Northside of the shrines, 13 banshees float about 3 feet of the ground. They are chanting long Forgotten Words of the Damned, and pray to the Lords of Decay.
"De O Bracheas....", the Hymns of the Banshees ends.
"Ohm Nema
Narayana....", the Darker continues.
"I am the Goddess of the Blood and the time has come to rise the Chosen One..."
A Black_Red whirlpool apears at the ceiling. It looks like some kind of Dimensional Portal.
"Choose thy being...", a dark voice speaks fromout the Portal. Actually it are multiple dark voices that are speaking simultanious.
"As the being, is chosen the one that calles himself sir Kenneth.
The
Prophecy has forfilled, he has seen his destiny...", the Goddess replies.
The statue in front of Lillith starts to shake and tremble. In an instant it
is dematerialized, and sir Kenneth materializes in the center of the Unholy
Pentagram, the former place of the Horned Rat.
Uncertain of what just has
occured, sir Kenneth gazes upon the Darker Queen.
Her eyes are opened and the
BloodRed gaze of Death gazes back upon sir Kenneth.
"Hell...", before sir kenneth could even finish his greetings, the Goddess cries out a terrifying howl and leaps towards his being. Her hands are replaced by claw-like images, which grab him at the chest. Her mouth opens as She bring Her blood-dripping teeth towards his neck. The soft sound of penetrated flesh brings the Blood Goddess in a total frenzy. She smashes one of Her claws into sir kenneth's chest and retrieves a bumping heart. She brings the heart to Her mouth and bites....
Sir Kenneth cries out in pain, before he realizes he is not in torture. He does not feel the action of his Darker Queen. Than the Blood that runs through his vains starts doing its work.
A terrible sence penetrates his thoughts.
He is thirsty...
As he gazes
upon the Goddess' beautiful appearance, his mind becomes clear.
"Take it...", the Goddess whispers, and sir Kenneth lets his teeth sink
into Her wrist. Blood runs alongst his chin, across his neck, over his
chest...
The frenzy that he so staticly feels, brings him in a euphoric
trance.
As he opens his eyes again, he finds the Shrines to be dark. Two candles are
burning brightly on the Southern Altar, which is dedicated to Lillith
Herself.
Sir Kenneth crowls towards the shrine and starts praying words, he
never had in his mind before. The native tongue of the Cainites.
(transl.)"Darker Queen, thank you for your blessing, thank you for your
love.
We will make the perfect couple...", sir Kenneth prays.
A soft
whisper of His love returns..."
"You have taken the first step towards
the Blood Oath...Go with my love, my Dark Prince..."
Then all fall silent again...
=-=-=-=-=-/\/-=-=-=-=-=
(dedicated
to sir Kenneth, Chosen One of the Blood. Praise be to you, Almighty Lord of
Death)
quote:
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
(this is part2 of an interactive story,
part1 can be found ==>click here on this link.
=-=-=-=-=-/\/-=-=-=-=-=In the Northern Parts of the Cathedral, a shatter can be heared. The breaking sound of glass echoes through the Greater Halls. Torches hanging on either side of the Hall of the Damned, lit simultanious by an unseen power.
Inside the Shrines of the Blood, Lillith stands in front of the huge statue, that resembles the Horned Rat, Darker God of Rats, Harbinger of Disease. Her arms are risen high up in the air and Her eyes are closed. On the Higher Platter, on the Northside of the shrines, 13 banshees float about 3 feet of the ground. They are chanting long Forgotten Words of the Damned, and pray to the Lords of Decay.
"De O Bracheas....", the Hymns of the Banshees ends.
"Ohm Nema Narayana....", the Darker continues."I am the Goddess of the Blood and the time has come to rise the Chosen One..."
A Black_Red whirlpool apears at the ceiling. It looks like some kind of Dimensional Portal.
"Choose thy being...", a dark voice speaks fromout the Portal. Actually it are multiple dark voices that are speaking simultanious.
"As the being, is chosen the one that calles himself sir Kenneth.
The Prophecy has forfilled, he has seen his destiny...", the Goddess replies.The statue in front of Lillith starts to shake and tremble. In an instant it is dematerialized, and sir Kenneth materializes in the center of the Unholy Pentagram, the former place of the Horned Rat.
Uncertain of what just has occured, sir Kenneth gazes upon the Darker Queen.
Her eyes are opened and the BloodRed gaze of Death gazes back upon sir Kenneth."Hell...", before sir kenneth could even finish his greetings, the Goddess cries out a terrifying howl and leaps towards his being. Her hands are replaced by claw-like images, which grab him at the chest. Her mouth opens as She bring Her blood-dripping teeth towards his neck. The soft sound of penetrated flesh brings the Blood Goddess in a total frenzy. She smashes one of Her claws into sir kenneth's chest and retrieves a bumping heart. She brings the heart to Her mouth and bites....
Sir Kenneth cries out in pain, before he realizes he is not in torture. He does not feel the action of his Darker Queen. Than the Blood that runs through his vains starts doing its work.
A terrible sence penetrates his thoughts.
He is thirsty...
As he gazes upon the Goddess' beautiful appearance, his mind becomes clear."Take it...", the Goddess whispers, and sir Kenneth lets his teeth sink into Her wrist. Blood runs alongst his chin, across his neck, over his chest...
The frenzy that he so staticly feels, brings him in a euphoric trance.As he opens his eyes again, he finds the Shrines to be dark. Two candles are burning brightly on the Southern Altar, which is dedicated to Lillith Herself.
Sir Kenneth crowls towards the shrine and starts praying words, he never had in his mind before. The native tongue of the Cainites.(transl.)"Darker Queen, thank you for your blessing, thank you for your love.
We will make the perfect couple...", sir Kenneth prays.
A soft whisper of His love returns..."
"You have taken the first step towards the Blood Oath...Go with my love, my Dark Prince..."Then all fall silent again...
=-=-=-=-=-/\/-=-=-=-=-=
(dedicated to sir Kenneth, Chosen One of the Blood. Praise be to you, Almighty Lord of Death)
Thank you my Darker Queen Lillith of Cainites. Quoting myself,"We will make
the perfect couple," I chant...
*lights candles*
Ari. Your son is a light in Jenna's life.
For all those innocents who will undoubtably be loosing their lives with the
start of the recent military action.
Sir Kenneth, now is the Darker Prince of the Blood, serving at my side and with the full blessing of my Powers...
Do not be worried, this will not interfer with the uprising of the Cainites...
PRAISE BE TO CAIN!!"
quote:
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
"My dear brother....
I have not seen you in a while....
The thinking that Rofellos did was better to be done not...
He can be my servant, not my Prince.Sir Kenneth, now is the Darker Prince of the Blood, serving at my side and with the full blessing of my Powers...
Do not be worried, this will not interfer with the uprising of the Cainites...
PRAISE BE TO CAIN!!"
I was born evil my love. I will not let you down.
quote:
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
*walks into the Temple and sees Lillith, talking to Her Brother La Maggra, and Sir Kenneth at her side*
What the....
I gues i have no point to live..
one last thing i should do though...
*casts Might of oaks on himself and Inviobilty and Diplomatic Immunty and charges Sir Kenneth*
Prepare to die!!!!
*continues charging at SirKenneth*
Tisk tisk. You forgot to say you acually touched me. *Waves his fingers and
Rofellos dematerioizes(sp).*
BBB: Destroy Target non-Cainite creture
If that creature is put into a
graveyard from play, its controller discards a card from his/her hand.
Casts
Unnatural selection to make Kennith what he originally was*
die!!!
*begins
stabbing at Kenneth*
[ October 08, 2001: Message edited by: Rofellos Elf Legend ]
All three start to laugh...
"HaHahaha...Rofellos....
You know that sir Kenneth is my Dark Prince now,
right?
That makes him Cainite...", the Goddess adds to the laughter which
is now attracting people from all around.
=-=-=-=-=-/\/-=-=-=-=-=
If
you do not know what is going on, I suggest you visit some threads, in which the
Cathedral as well...
Sir Kenneth cannot be the target of spells or abilities cast by any player,
except for the Blood Gods.
B,T: Regenerate target
Cainite.
BB,T: Destroy target non-Cainite.
BBB,T: Destroy
taget creature.
(you may only use a Dark Ritual to activate this last
ability)
"I am the dark Prince of the Blood, Lord of Death.
Now where did he
go....?"
=-=-=-=-=-/\/-=-=-=-=-=
There ya go!!
[ October 08, 2001: Message edited by: Rofellos Elf Legend ]
OUCH!!
Cast Temporal Erosion on the elf.
3UU
Enchant Creature
At the beggining of your upkeep, put 2 -1/-1
counters on enchanted creature.
I thought that Ephemeron stated specifically that the visitors at the
Cathedral should leave each other alone.
You are all violating the rules of
this thread!
BTW: WHERE IS EPHEMERON? HE OWS ME AT LEAST TWO PAGES OF
DIALOGUE! LOL LOL LOL
* In Character *
: Rudetski walks into the Cathedral, seeing al the ruckus going on. He walks up to the fighting parties and looks angry. :
"Behave! This should be a place for worship. For fighting, there are other places. You know that!
And Roffelos: if you still need the Dark Stone of Leviathan, come to my shop and I tell you how to get it (alhough, after witnessing this scene between you and the being I used to call Sir Kenneth I don't think you still want it.....).
Lilith: Congratulations, I guess.......
Kenneth: how could you? You were one of the mayor forces of Good. The remark
that you were born evil is nonsense. And although I have a special place for
Lilith in my hart I find it hard to see you gang up with the forces of the
dark.
I am sorry, but I can no longer visit your Monastery."
: Rudetski bows gracefully and leaves for his shop to see if something has
come up in the last few days. :
*thinks about who she is talking to*
Well ok, perhaps peace and harmony aren't the right words, but can you at least keep from killing each other till you get outside?
Some of us are trying to pray.
quote:
Originally posted by Rudetski:
* Out of Character *I thought that Ephemeron stated specifically that the visitors at the Cathedral should leave each other alone.
You are all violating the rules of this thread!
BTW: WHERE IS EPHEMERON? HE OWS ME AT LEAST TWO PAGES OF DIALOGUE! LOL LOL LOL* In Character *
: Rudetski walks into the Cathedral, seeing al the ruckus going on. He walks up to the fighting parties and looks angry. :
"Behave! This should be a place for worship. For fighting, there are other places. You know that!
And Roffelos: if you still need the Dark Stone of Leviathan, come to my shop and I tell you how to get it (alhough, after witnessing this scene between you and the being I used to call Sir Kenneth I don't think you still want it.....).
Lilith: Congratulations, I guess.......
Kenneth: how could you? You were one of the mayor forces of Good. The remark that you were born evil is nonsense. And although I have a special place for Lilith in my hart I find it hard to see you gang up with the forces of the dark.
I am sorry, but I can no longer visit your Monastery.": Rudetski bows gracefully and leaves for his shop to see if something has come up in the last few days. :
Dangit. I was good. I said I was born evil and I meant in that last chapter I was re-born.
And I was the LIGHT God of Flames since the last chapter. Then I became the Lord of Cainites. So I guess now I'm evil. If you still want to have the good ol'Monastery you now own it.
If I truly want to live a Cainite I have I have to change my name. Hero's Honor is a little to good...
And Rudestki, you spelled heart wrong.
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
*Lights a candle at Crosis' shrine*
Ephemeron, I truly appologize in name of my servant.
He knows little about
the ways of the Gods.
Praise your own, but Respect the other!!
Lillith lights a candle at the Holy Shrine of Ephemeron, before She
teleports Herself to the Northern Parts again.
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
And I was the LIGHT God of Flames since the last chapter. Then I became the Lord of Cainites.
so does that mean your no longer a god of fire?
Thanks!
Kerrick, Sleeper Agent
P.S. Sorry for disturbing you praying, etc.
quote:
Originally posted by Shadow931:
so does that mean your no longer a god of fire?
No now I'm The Lord of Cainites/Dark God of Fire. So now were more like
brothers and kin...
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
No now I'm The Lord of Cainites/Dark God of Fire. So now were more like brothers and kin...
so now we're both dark gods of fire? instead of that cool yin-yang thing we
goin on...
oh well.
well now there is 2 dark gods of fire that will never be worshiped
Do we have a shrine to Paradox? I can't remember one...
*creates a nice
shrine, of suitable administrator-rather-than-simple-mod size in the blood-free
portion of the Cathedral*
There, that's better.
*lights a candle to
Paradox*
Please note, before anyone calls this sucking up (and no doubt
someone will) it is not, it's simply for those of us who want to show
appreciation for the only mod to post on our boards. And to prove that we're not
all like certain people I won't mention
Lites 13 candles at the Shrine devoted to the one that calles himself
Paradox, Administrating God of the Boards.
quote:
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
I totally agree...Lites 13 candles at the Shrine devoted to the one that calles himself Paradox, Administrating God of the Boards.
My Queen, I forgot to give you your Vanilla Blood with extra blood.
*Hands it to her gentley.*
*pays homage to Administrator Paradox*
Thank you for visiting our town, you have shown us that administrators can have fun too. I hope you enjoy yourself during your stay. Also, thanks for handling TheCryptRat while I was "Out of the Office".
*goes to Nethya's shrine*
glorious and divine Nethya, hear my thoughts and words of love.
*calmly places a set of ivory chains at the foot of the shrine*
Talking about being out of the office.....
WHERE IS EPHEMERON?
I bet he/she is having fun somewhere on a sunny beach, swimming, dancing, drinking, while we are sitting here sweating behind our keyboards. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I demand a vacation!
(Gets up, slams all his important paperwork into the wastbasket, puts it on
fire and leaves for the office of the department head to tell the guy what
Rudetski REALLY thinks about him!)
*A few minutes later, the head mysteriously bursts into a cloud of black smoke. The smoke slowly drifts away*
Looks like Master accepted my offering.
Scarlet Lupin (20)(R)(R)(U)(U)
Immortal Beast
Trample
Scarlet lupin cannot be the target of any spells or
abilities.
Infinity/Infinity
Then I command my bfm to string up the elves by their feet from the ceiling
over top the altar the skeleton is on. Then I slit all their throughts and ask
(that forest god lady that I can't spell the name of) to pardon me. Then the
skeleton comes to life sucks up all the blood eats the bodys and walks out with
me and my BFM. "Bye everyone."
quote:
Originally posted by apoc-golem:
Walks in with his BFM toting a bag full of elves screaming for their lives but pays no attention. Open another bad and pulls out the bones of the scarlet lupin, The ten foot tall indestructable werewolf. And is servent to whoever resurectes him.Scarlet Lupin (20)(R)(R)(U)(U)
Immortal BeastTrample
Scarlet lupin cannot be the target of any spells or abilities.
Infinity/InfinityThen I command my bfm to string up the elves by their feet from the ceiling over top the altar the skeleton is on. Then I slit all their throughts and ask (that forest god lady that I can't spell the name of) to pardon me. Then the skeleton comes to life sucks up all the blood eats the bodys and walks out with me and my BFM. "Bye everyone."
*casts 5 trillion tangle wire causing bfm to be tapped*
quote:
Originally posted by apoc-golem:
Then I command my bfm to string up the elves by their feet from the ceiling over top the altar the skeleton is on. Then I slit all their throughts and ask (that forest god lady that I can't spell the name of) to pardon me.
that, unfortunatly, is the opposite of what to do!
Freylise isn't one of
those sacrificing gods!
"Mwah, hah,hah,ha...."
As you walk further to investigate the origin of this wicked laughter, you find yourself entering the Northern Parts of the Cathedral.
From behind a door, at the end of the Hall of terror, which leads to the
Shrines of the Blood, a conversation takes place.
As you place your ear
against the door, you hear a Darker voice mumble an unspoken language.
The
reply that follows is made by a person you know, and recognize as Lillith,
Goddess of the Blood.
"You really mean that....?
Thanks..."
Curious as you are, you open the door, to this 'public' shrine.
In the
corner stands the Darker Queen of Cainites. In front of Her some being
dematerializes as you enter the room.
"Behold my latest creation!!", the Goddess speaks towards you and points towards the southern wall.
There you see 5 marble tables placed against the wall. Three on the right, and one on the left, hold a statue. One is empty.
When you come closer, you recognize the personal images of the
statues.
(from right, to left; )
WizO_Jedi, Tredain, Goddess of the Gods;
WizO_Mel, one empty, and the statue of Kerrick, the Sleeper Agent.
Above the tables, floats a marble plaque, which says;
Shrine of the Mod
Gods
Immediately you fall down to your knees, and pray. Pray to the Mod
Gods.
Silently, the Darker Queen of Cainites dematerializes, whispering
Ancient Dark Words.
"Praise the Mod Gods, Hail to the Goddess of the Gods, WizO_Mel...."
[Edited to remove my sig...]
[ October 12, 2001: Message edited by: Lillith, Goddess of the Blood ]
The one that WAS empty, now holds the statue of Lillith Herself....
[yeah, I know. I edited it. So what??mis typos...]
[ October 12, 2001: Message edited by: Lillith, Goddess of the Blood ]
[ October 12, 2001: Message edited by: Lillith, Goddess of the Blood ]
quote:
Originally posted by Rudetski:
: Rudetski looks around the corner of the Cathedral. :
"Gee, Lilith, WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN!
Ÿou REALLY start to scare me.
All Halo's Eve is coming closer..........."
I'm glad i'm not the only one.
((ooc - And i've just noticed - in your sig, it should be spelt
Philanthropist.))
Congrats Lillith.
*tiptoes through the blood and gore in the darkside-temple, and places an offering on the Mod God altar*
Nothing fancy i'm afraid
*gestures to the cup of blood*
But then i am
new to this whole scary darkness worship thing.
quote:
Originally posted by Tocasia:
Nothing fancy i'm afraid
*gestures to the cup of blood*
But then i am new to this whole scary darkness worship thing.
well, if ya wanna do it with style i recomend messy sacrificing and letting the blood run over the shrine.
*sees tocasia look a little green*
or, you could always just pray to them like any god.... is that more
acceptable?
*Lights a candle at Crosis' shrine*
I have no gods. Tocasia needs the favour of none and asks for the favour of
none.
I have the greatest respect for those who have found something they believe in. But not for those who believe just for beliefs sake, for those who believe just because others do, or because they have been told to.
It is a personal thing, and these are just the tennets by which i live my
life.
[ October 13, 2001: Message edited by: La-Maggra, God of Blood ]
You should read 'Counterparts' part4 of my story, for it involves the Cathedral of All...
On the next link, you will find the picture that goes with it...
http://members.tripodnet.nl/ravenouz66/index-2.html
Ephemeron, this one is for you...
[ October 17, 2001: Message edited by: Lillith, Goddess of the Blood ]
*goes to Nethya's Shrine*
Glorious love! How I miss you, let my wonderous and...diverse thoughts reach you tonight as you sleep...
*meditates to his radiant love*
*goes to center of Cathedral*
*meditates and sends good wishes to Lady Galen, hoping that she conquers whatever it is that's troubling her and returns to Terisia.*
*offers a pray to which diety can get rid of sickness, to cure Kerrick of his current illness*
*leaves*
The Shadow Chronicles
Deth, the first of the riders, goes amongest the fields. he sees the horizen,
and says the evil chant, Moon, Tak See Dal Nor. The demon castle appears far
into the distance. He rides, and none know the evils he is about to unleash.
quote:
Originally posted by Rudetski:
* Out of Character *Talking about being out of the office.....
WHERE IS EPHEMERON?I bet he/she is having fun somewhere on a sunny beach, swimming, dancing, drinking, while we are sitting here sweating behind our keyboards. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I demand a vacation!
*a bitter laugh is heard from the very walls*
Due to circumstances beyond my power, I will not be able to visit the Boards
for a long time. And, Rudetski, those cirumstances are from being
pleasant.
My family, my friends. My mother, my father. I have long turned my back on the Dark, on the Blood. But I ask that you remember your daughter and kin. I ask that you remember one who once served you faithfully. I ask that you remember the deeds I once did so willingly in your name.
I stand before you now, the woman who has grown from the child you nourished.
She opens her arms wide to the Night, as if challenging the watching hoardes to recognise her for what she now is.
You took a little girl, lost and alone, and turned her to your ways. Accept me now as the product of your actions. Accept me now as the sucessor to your beliefs. Accept me now as what I am.
[ October 20, 2001: Message edited by: Tocasia ]
Coem Dakwav, lets go.
sniff sniff sniff
Achoo!
Now i remember why i don't come in here all the time. the insence makes me sick.
woah dizzy.
*stumbles out of the Cathedral*
She can't help but sneak a glance around her to see if anyone saw her prayer to the Dark, to the Blood. Though whether she wanted people to notice or not is something she hasn't yet decided.
For things could prove... difficult... now. Especially now that Lillith was
calling her friend...
[ October 21, 2001: Message edited by: Tocasia ]
quote:
Originally posted by Tocasia:
((OOC - I'll let the image do the talking.))
[ October 21, 2001: Message edited by: Tocasia ]
Hmmm....quite profound...hehe
quote:
Originally posted by Tocasia:
Tocasia emerges from the darkness several hours later, tired, but curiously elated now that she has confronted her past, accepted the part of her she has buried even from her friends for so long.She can't help but sneak a glance around her to see if anyone saw her prayer to the Dark, to the Blood. Though whether she wanted people to notice or not is something she hasn't yet decided.
For things could prove... difficult... now. Especially now that Lillith was calling her friend...
*stands in the shadows, wondering what has transpired to tocasia.....
he disappears in a puff of flames. leaving with questions*
quote:
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
Hmmm....quite profound...hehe
Well I thought so...
[edited post scriptum; Nice Pic, is that you praying ove ther??]
[ October 21, 2001: Message edited by: Lillith, Goddess of the Blood ]
"Darkness be thy friend, concealing thee from the harshness of Light and the torture of existence......"
"Darkness devours all things in the end, even the greatest of beings shall eventually meet Her at the Door of Eternity...."
dedicated to the Lords of Decay.
=-=Lillith=-=
No, not 'me'. I just found it on one of my trawls through an images site I like and I felt that it summed up the mood I feel at the moment with all that is happening in the 'real' world.
BTW - from now on, prayers posted by me in ((...)) are Out Of Character.
Those not, are in. ))
Ephemeron,
I'm sorry to hear that all is not well for you.
I hope to see you back on
the board soon.
I did however accomplish the enormous feat of creating the perfect arms for
your Avatar.
I would like to hear (when you're good and ready, there is no
hurry) what you think of them...
I'm sure you'll visit my shop when that time
comes.
Bye for now and good luck, friend.
*Sends 'hell money' to his master*
She concentrates hard, and out of a spire of Sapphire and Black, an altar appears. On the altar is a single statue. It's form is nebulous, seeming to shift as soon as you concentrate on one aspect of its shape. All you can be certain of, is that to see it's true form, is to experience death first hand.
Father of my Childhood, Brother of my Teens, Child of my Life, you guided me when there was no one else to turn to. You shaped my life when I was left alone. To you I owe the thanks of my existence.
She draws a knife from its sheath her belt and uses it to score a long gash down her inner left forearm. The blood seeps from the wound to fall on the statue, causing a bluish-black smoke to surround her and the altar.
When it clears, the wound on her arm is healed to a blue-black scar and the statue seems, happier, if such a thing can be said for a stone carving.
All debts are now paid.
On that cryptic remark, Tocasia vanishes, but the altar remains.
My love murdered, his body stolen... yes, I doubted. But something of Kerrick survives... or so I have been told.
she looks around that cathedral, taking in the sight of so many shrines, the power instilled in each by the worshipers
While some part of Kerrick remains there is hope, I believe he can be
restored to life. It will not be easy, drawing his spirit from the realm it now
wanders back into the physical world... I do not know that I can do it but I
shall try. I owe him that and so very much more.
I will be reunited
with my love. Somehow.
i knew kerrcik, i never talked to him personally much, but i have a lot of respect for him. the stealing of his body, was the biggest slap in the face we could get over his death. i will do anything within my powers as a dual god to resurect Kerrick, and bring the shadow to justice for the desecration of kerrick's grave, and memory.
i will not take any part in the punishment of shadow266. i would like to say though, that the closing of his bar is not punishment for him. it is punishment for the rest of us.
all i can say now is that i am with you nethya and everyone else who wishes to bring justice to the menace: the shadow.
i offer up my powers to the quest to bring back kerrick.
*a flicker of red light can be seen in a dark corner. nethya can feel warmth flood her body. she gets up and leaves, inbued by a portion of shadow931's power.*
i only hope that others will give up some of their power as well.
I still don't see why me. Well that's no reason.
she moves to the center of the cathedral and stops suddenly
Here? Fine. Look, I don't ask much but can you explain again...
she stands in silence for a moment before setting down the items she carries. A glass, an Unglued card, a double-wick candle, a rose, a Crusade and Stream of Life
I hope you know what you're doing. And this had better not call for any of my
blood.
Well it might.
What's wrong with my blood?!?!?
Chenndra leaves, still muttering to herself
These tokens of my love for Kerrick, the glass I saved from our date in Shadows bar, our cards from thewildeman's reading of our future, a candle lit for our worship and a rose for our love.... These are the things which kept me sane during my captivity, the things that linked me to my love.
*Nethya offers a quick prayer to every god represented in the cathedral*
Thank you....
Dearest Love,
Let our bonds of love and devotion prove strong and determined, during the coming absence between us. Although I may not speak with you for a while, my heart and mind are content, knowing how much we love and care for each other.
*places two roses and lites and candle with two wicks*
May this symbols of our love guide our thoughts towards each other, while our bodies are apart
*leaves*
...a frown creases her forehead as she tries to understand this shift in his
character. Whatever the Orb had done to him, it had done a good job...
It has been too long since I've done that. The time has com..... Ceres stops as he sees Tocasia watching him.
Tocasia...
I would like to offer my gratitude to all the beings and entities that helped me survive this horrible week, if any helped me, that is.
*goes to Nethya's shrine*
*sits and calmly meditates on the wonder that is lady Nethya and his love for
her*
*places three Balms of Restoration in a triangle and sits in the center*
May these balms and my kind thoughts speed your recovery Nethya, Tredain, and thewildeman. I hope you feel better soon, my friends.
*Offers a short pray at Nethya's shrine and leaves*
"Finally, You have chosen..."
A Dark, but womanly voice terrors the pathways of the Cathedral.
Dark clouds start to gather above the Doomned Tower, that highly rises above
the Northern parts.
Squeeking and quirming, the Sengir Blanket drops down in
a frenzied flight.
"Yes!! I can feel it!!"
Beside the Blood Altar, a temporal wave rifts open. Out steps Lillith, Dark Queen of Cainites. The Goddess of the Blood.
Several Shadows, lurking in the Hall, immediately become visable and drop to
the floor.
On the altar, the Green Blood forms a ditinquished look on the
main tablet.
Lillith strikes Her finger across the surface of the altar. The slimish blood drips acroos Her wrist, as She brings Her hand to Her mouth...
"Ah.......
Are you here to tell me that you have chosen, my
Childe??"
Lillith gazes down upon Ceres, that is still on his knees. The BloodRed fury of the Damned is a sight that delivers rest inside his mind...
--------------------
"Sweet Child in Time,
you have seen the
Light.
The Lion strong between,
the Good of us and the Bad of us..."
"See the blind man?
He is shooting at the World.
The bullets are
flying...
Their killing everyone..."
-Deep Purple-
Ahh.
. o O (Now I remember one reason I turned from these powers. So messy...)
She remains in the shadows, watching, waiting, unsure if she likes this
turn of events...
Only if I must make a choice at this moment.
I still don't understand about this insistance on choices. Or whether to be one or the other, as if Light and Dark, the Life or Death are so mutually exculsive. They aren't. There are infinite variations in between. You should choose your own, settle for the blend that best suits you at that particular moment.
Tocasia holds her arms open wide and shrugs her acceptance, but there is something immensly powerful behind the simple gesture.
Any way, it should be up to you Ceres. Think not what Lillith thinks -
she should have enough followers to keep her happy. And worry not about my
thoughts. I will be happy no matter what your decision.
Thank you, Tocasia. I have yet to make my choice, and I shall not decide
until I must. But I am a member of the Grey Council, and I agree with Tocasia.
The Countdown to The Return has started. Soon, I shall once again walk this land...
The whisper fades to nothing...
*places a copy of Wayward Angel at Nethya's Shrine*
*places a copy of Healing Salve at Lillith's Shrine*
*goes to his shrine*
*meditates and ponders on the events he has just seen, the range of emotions he has faced, anger, hate, sorrow, sympathy, and hopefully a resolution to improve*
Take care, my friend, I shall be hear if you need to speak with me, always.
*places a copy of Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary in the shrine, blessing it*
*leaves*
*goes to his shrine, sits, and begins to meditate on how he'll accomplish all the school assignments he has yet to complete*
*leaves*
She ascends to her Shrine In the Sky and, after sweeping off the accumulated dust of ages, she lights three candles.
She then tiptoes down to the bowels of the Cathedral and makes a quick offering to the Lords of Darkness.
Pulling her cloak back around her, she slips out of the Cathedral, closing
the massive door quietly behind her, so as not to disturb the sleeping
spirits.
*lights a candle in the name of harmony*
To who or whatever may be listening, let me learn, help me to understand and please, teach me patience. Show me my failings and give me the strength to surpass them. If the path must be long, let me fill it with love and let hope keep the hurt from cutting too deep. Give me peace in the face of my problems and the power to return the love I have been so honoured to recieve.
*lights a candle for brown packages*
Thank you.
quote:
Originally posted by Nethya:
This may seem like a bump for one of my favourite topics. It's not.*lights a candle in the name of harmony*
To who or whatever may be listening, let me learn, help me to understand and please, teach me patience. Show me my failings and give me the strength to surpass them. If the path must be long, let me fill it with love and let hope keep the hurt from cutting too deep. Give me peace in the face of my problems and the power to return the love I have been so honoured to recieve.
*lights a candle for brown packages*
Thank you.
*goes and sits by Nethya*
*places two 'Redeem' cards in front of them*
*he looks into her eyes, and holds her close, tears welling in his eyes.*
Oh, Nethya, I love you and am so sorry for what happened*
*he continues to embrace her, rocking her in his arms, softly crying tears of
sorrow, tears of hope, and tears of joy.
*kneels*
My love, may your words, actions, and feelings convince those who would doubt the sincerity and strength of our love. I care for you deeply and want to meet quite badly, I wantthat time comes soon.
*puts down a copy of Traveler's Cloak*
I hope one of us will need this soon, my love.
*leaves*
Concentrates.
Creates a small sub-shrine to John Cusack.
quote:
Originally posted by Glacian, the Genius:
walks in. hums irreverently although quietly. looks around. sees ppl praying, crying, visiting. erects monument to self. prays to it. readies self for insults about arrogance.
Only you.....
quote:
Originally posted by Tocasia:
Creates a small sub-shrine to John Cusack.
I can't believe you actually did it Well done
*prays at the shrine to John Cusack*
quote:
Originally posted by Tiana:
I can't believe you actually did it Well done
*prays at the shrine to John Cusack*
Thank you. For an idea concieved in something of a drunken haze, it was quite a good one.
Designates shrine to John Cusack, and adds legend to read underneath
Concieved by Nethya, Tiana, and Tocasia one late New Years Day.
[ January 02, 2002: Message edited by: Tocasia ]
*goes to the shrine of Mel*
Please restore to me what has taken, I feel empty without it...
*places a copy of Redeem at the shrines*
Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where the sun
has never shone,
By streams that never find the sea;
Over snow by winter
sown,
And through the merry flowers of June,
Over grass and over
stone,
And under mountains in the moon.
Roads go ever ever on,
Under cloud and under star,
Yet feet that
wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword
have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows
green
And trees and hills they long have known.
By J.R.R. Tolkien
Dedicated to my best friend and my guiding light through the tough times of
my life, both physical and spiritual.
*goes to Mel's shrine*
I have come again today to ask that my powers be returned to me, please!
*kneels and bows to the shrine, hoping his prays are being received*
*goes to Mel's shrine*
Thank you for restoring me to my place of power, I am truly grateful.
*leaves*
Then turns and lights a candle to John Cusack.
For my poor sick love.
*lights a candle at the shine of unknown gods*
To whatever power it is that brings serendipitous occurances into our lives.
*lights a candle for all her freinds (and relative) who are facing the evil
of exams*
Lights several candles in an attempt to combat the stress of booking
traintickets online.
Prays for delieverance from the nasty evil exam she has just had. Perhaps
some inspiration for a timemachine would come in handy so I can go back and do
it properly this time? Please?
Lights candles for several people.
*Lights a candle for all those who have never been in love*
*Lights a candle those who feel alone - please take heart in knowing that you
are not*
quote:
Originally posted by Nethya:
*enters and prays for a cure for Torment-induced headaches*
*worships Kerrick*
*puts several bottles of Aspirin, Goody's, Bayer, and other head ache medicines in Nethya's shrine*
I hope your headache leaves you soon, my love, and congratulations on doing
so well at the Torment pre-release.
*bows* I await your decision
*holds staff, says a word, a it sparks with light, he touchs the light to demons shoulder*
Thats the key to those meditations, good luck
THIRD PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!
Muttering under her breath, and sparkling with an aura of blue and black in her indignation, she goes to her chapel and lays some lillies on the altar.
She bows once to the Shrine of John Cusack before vanishing into the depths
of the Cathedral to perform an offering to the Darkness.
quote:
Originally posted by Tocasia:
Throughout the Cathedral, Tocasia's angered bellow can be heard.THIRD PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!
*Kerrick is startled from his Nethya-worshipping induced trance*
Huh? What's the matter, Tocasia?
Nothing is the matter Kerrick, at least not now.
I was a little... miffed... at the time I said that.
I feel better now.
Grins evilly.
My love, I feel bad after our recent talk. Regardless of what your feelings may be, I do love you and will continue to worship you, even if you don't think you deserve it...I think you do.
*places a copy of Worship at Nethya's shrine*
I do love you.
quote:
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
Does anyone worship the Dark powers any more?
Like my sister Lillith, does she still have followers?
Sadly, Lillith hardly posts anymore. Last I heard, she was lurking or hiding.
I hope she returns.
quote:Breathes sigh of relief when she overhears Ephemeron cast the Wards around the Cathedral.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*wards the Cathedral against the incursion of unwanted graemlins*
Unwanted graemlins include: Bounce, Crowd, Dropjaw and ROFL.
quote:Doubt I'm going to get an answer......
Originally posted by Tiana:
*Silently slips into the cathedral and finds an empty secluded spot hidden in the shadows. Lights a silver candle and leaves it to burn.*
quote:YAY!
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
makes a blood sacrifice at the Northern Shrines of Blood Gods in payment for his wish
quote:i have missed you too, and so have the others..
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*hugs Rofellos*
I missed you, man.
quote:I worship blood, bone, and death.
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
quote:YAY!
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
makes a blood sacrifice at the Northern Shrines of Blood Gods in payment for his wish
There is still someone that worships the Powers of the Blood....
quote:um, that may have worked in Blade, but only because hollywood had to have the good guy win. if it had not been for smarmy directing and story producing, i would have won....
Originally posted by Shadow266:
I know how to beat the blood god!!!!
Give him a blood clotting agent
muwhahahahahaha!!!
quote:i have a q, when La-magra possesed frost... who was in control?
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
quote:um, that may have worked in Blade, but only because hollywood had to have the good guy win. if it had not been for smarmy directing and story producing, i would have won....
Originally posted by Shadow266:
I know how to beat the blood god!!!!
Give him a blood clotting agent
muwhahahahahaha!!!
quote:frost was sill on control of the body. La-Maggra would not have taken over OR gotten to maximum power until he had had his first feeding. So yeah, thats why he kinda sucked even when he was La-Maggra
Originally posted by Shadow931:
quote:i have a q, when La-magra possesed frost... who was in control?
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
quote:um, that may have worked in Blade, but only because hollywood had to have the good guy win. if it had not been for smarmy directing and story producing, i would have won....
Originally posted by Shadow266:
I know how to beat the blood god!!!!
Give him a blood clotting agent
muwhahahahahaha!!!
quote:((She does. You just have to be around to catch her. It is a "Hi, Bye!" kind of affair...))
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*walks in*
*kneels before Lilith's shrine*
My dear friend, why do you grace these humble halls with your presence no more...?
*lights 13 candles at the Shrine*
quote:*glances around the Cathedral*
Originally posted by Tocasia:
((She does. You just have to be around to catch her. It is a "Hi, Bye!" kind of affair...))
quote:Rofellos and White Knight are the Saints of Light.
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
who are they?
quote:no
Originally posted by Shadow266:
Does Sima Yi even post anymore?
quote:I proclaimed them saints long ago. (As the Archbishop of the Cathedral, I have the power)
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
How did they get to be saints?
quote:careful shadow...
Originally posted by Shadow266:
O hush you.
quote:watch your tounge, atog.
Originally posted by Shadow266:
I know very well what I'm dealing with.
Young un
quote:ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
It is a glorious day for the Dark Powers. Let the beings of night rejoice, for today I announce the name of the new Saint of Darkness: La-Maggra, God of Blood!
And Shadow, if I were you, I would not risk fighting Rofellos here. Unless you want another sponge bath.
quote:Ahh, but he lacks Modly status here. And if he was scared of me, what makes you think that he wouldn't be scared of an elf? Or that the fight would be any good.
Originally posted by Adelle:
Tocasia!
Why'd you scare Shadow off?
There was gonna be a fight, it would have been interesting to see a Mod take on an Elf.
quote:You'd be afraid of little old me? Why?
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
regardless of WHERE his powers lie, he is still a Mod. also, i would be afraid of you in certain cercumstances, but NEVER would i be afraid of an elf, NEVER! so i assume Shadow, being his modly self, would be even less afraid of an elf.
k?
quote:The pic I post of myself is a laugh. Something to show when people say "What do you look like?"
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
cause of the pic you post of yourself. and, you are fairly well respected around here and therefore your anger inspires fear
quote:Say something. You wouldn't post that if you didn't want to say something... And no fair! I want to know!
Originally posted by Ceres:
ponders saying something, but doesn't...and decides to lurk.
quote:ouch!
Originally posted by Shadow266:
*turns ceres into: *
quote:Okay, because of me. You glared at me, Ceres said don't glare at her, and you started fighting.
Originally posted by Shadow266:
I'm not fighting over you.
quote:Wo-hoo... I can do that and more. Wolf, zombie, golem, MegaMan, and many other things besides.
Originally posted by BlackDiamondDragon:
Did you know I can change forms between a dragon and human???
quote:Not megaman a fat old guy.
Originally posted by Tocasia:
quote:Wo-hoo... I can do that and more. Wolf, zombie, golem, MegaMan, and many other things besides.
Originally posted by BlackDiamondDragon:
Did you know I can change forms between a dragon and human???
quote:You said it
Originally posted by Shadow266:
I asssume Zero would beat the old megaman cause the old one is bad.
quote:You search for answers, regardless of religion, this is a place for calm, soothing thought and introspection.
Originally posted by Adelle:
*walks in*
uh...
What if you are agnostic? What do you do here?
quote:She is not feeling the best at the moment.
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
Be Lady Nethya not well?
quote:What exactly is a Saint of Balance?
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
In three days, I will announce the names of the Saints of Balance. Who knows - you might end up being one...
quote:Good question!
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
What exactly is a Saint of Balance?
quote:That's exactly what I thinking!
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
SoB's!
quote:LoL SoB's
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
SoB's!
quote:ditto!
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
well, we all knew Kerrick was gonna get, it but i dont think we expected Tocasia. either way, congrats guys!
quote:Er, right!
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*strikes the big gong*
Gong: BAAAAAAAAMG!
The long awaited time has come. I am proud to announce the names of our new Saints of Balance...
~dramatic pause~
~suspense builds in the air~
Kerrick, Sleeper Agent and Tocasia!
**fanfares**
quote:Light: Rofellos and White Knight.
Originally posted by Shadow266:
So who are all the saints now?
quote:Read the description of the Saints of Balance several posts above, it will give you a clue.
Originally posted by Demon:
what exactly are the saints?
quote:Kerrick, La-Maggra and Shadow931 are worshipped here as both gods and saints. No problem with that.
and I can't be one, I'm already a god!
heh...
quote:*embraces and kisses his love*
Originally posted by Nethya:
Of course you are, my love, my world, my everything.
*kneels at Kerrick's shrine and says long and elaborate prayers in his honor and glory*
I am her to make certain you never doubt that.
quote:lol
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*sacrifices an ultra-rare signed Splendid Genesis card to the glory of Lilith*
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
Hi I'm Sam!!!!!!
* Cries to that movie.*
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
Hi I'm Sam!!!!!!
* Cries to that movie.*
quote:Well, it was one of them secret rites. Thus the haze.
Originally posted by Shadow266:
quote:
Originally posted by The_Prophet:
For those of you who can see beyond what is real, a message I have to give to you. Await my return, and all shall be revealed.
quote:The Prophet is returning?!
Originally posted by The_Prophet:
For those of you who can see beyond what is real, a message I have to give to you. Await my return, and all shall be revealed.
quote:OMG! The Legend, the one that started it all... Bows down and worships in complete awe...
Originally posted by The_Prophet:
For those of you who can see beyond what is real, a message I have to give to you. Await my return, and all shall be revealed.
quote:Actually I'm not even sure why Tocasia is so in awe of The Prophet
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
I should have come here a long time ago, I hate not knowing whats going on.
quote:I understand your awe now..... I think it is who you think it is.
Originally posted by Tocasia:
Tiana - If she is who I think she is (curses bad memory), then she taught you. Then you taught me (kind of), and then I came here.
Therefore, she started it all.
And she drove us to see that film that one time.
All of those things are awe-worthy.
quote:Nothing... and everything.
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
Grief? What is wrong o wish granter?
quote:You mean you don't know?
Originally posted by Tiana:
quote:I understand your awe now..... I think it is who you think it is.
Originally posted by Tocasia:
Tiana - If she is who I think she is (curses bad memory), then she taught you. Then you taught me (kind of), and then I came here.
Therefore, she started it all.
And she drove us to see that film that one time.
All of those things are awe-worthy.
quote:Rudetski crafted another pair as a replacement.
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
Ephemeron??
whatever happened to your arms?
that were, how do i say, absorbed, in Galen's story??
that she never finished?
quote:I don't know who it is...could somebody fill me in?
Originally posted by Tocasia:
quote:You mean you don't know?
Originally posted by Tiana:
quote:I understand your awe now..... I think it is who you think it is.
Originally posted by Tocasia:
Tiana - If she is who I think she is (curses bad memory), then she taught you. Then you taught me (kind of), and then I came here.
Therefore, she started it all.
And she drove us to see that film that one time.
All of those things are awe-worthy.
quote:Thank you......
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*places a single red rose at Lilith's Shrine*
quote:If people paid attention, they'd realize that I already mentioned the secret....
Originally posted by Nethya:
Now that would be telling
quote:okay.....
Originally posted by Reno:
OOC:
I hate you guys *Sob*
Every dern one of you *sob*
I was reading some previous post *sob*
and was readin the ones about 9/11 *sob*
and they made me cry
*sobsobsob*
quote:Comforts Reno.
Originally posted by Reno:
OOC:
I hate you guys *Sob*
Every dern one of you *sob*
I was reading some previous post *sob*
and was readin the ones about 9/11 *sob*
and they made me cry
*sobsobsob*
quote:- I'd forgotten how long I've been here. And then I remembered that I only started posting the week before 9/11, and I remembered the posts I made then, and it didn't seem that long ago, so I thought they were in the middle somewhere...
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
[ooc]It is only on page 2-3. If he started at the biginning it wound't have taken long. I always read the first few pages and the last few of a topic new to me.[ooc]
quote:*enters, with a copy of Enduring Renewal*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
We're speaking about the Cathedral here. Naturally, we will request divine help.
*kneels*
*raises his head*
Lilith! Kerrick! In this dire times, I beseech your aid! Please help us to restore the former beauty and glory to this wondrous place that we all hold dear!
*closes his eyes*
*awaits the response of the Powers*
quote:As I mentioned before, the Cathedral is a solemn place, for reflection, deep thought, solace, meditation, etc. To get that back, I recommend doing those things more, and less fighting, prodding, spamming, etc. A serious thread deserves a serious atmosphere. And yes, Shadow, I think it should, for as the card says:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*breathes a sigh of relief*
Thank you, Kerrick, for answering my plea.
As you have no doubt noticed, the Cathedral is slowly degenerating in spirit. Something very important that used to power it is now gone. And I have no idea how this situation might be helped.
Perhaps you could aid me with a wise and prudent advice.
quote:You are most welcome.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Thank you for sharing your wisdom with us.
*bows deeply*
quote:[ooc]Did I notice a hidden message in here? [ooc]
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*burns a different card at each shrine:*
*Balance at Kerrick's shrine*
*Coalition Victory at Nethya's shrine*
*Dark Ritual at the shrine of the Dark Saints*
*Feast of the Unicorn at the altar of Blood Gods*
*Celestial Dawn at the shrine of White*
*Blinding Light at the shrine of the Light Saints*
*Serene Offering at the shrine of Mod Gods*
*Overabundance at Au'Ku's shrine*
*Necravolver at Necravolver's shrine*
*Proposal at Lilith's shrine*
*Balancing Act at the shrine of the Saints of Balance*
*Black Lotus at each other shrine not listed above*
quote:*grabs rofellos and uses him to make the same offerings to Lillith*
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
*prays to Lillith, sacrafices some of his blood, lights some candles. sacrafices a card of himself to Lillith*
quote:Who?
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Announcement: For the rest of the spring, I will perform wedding ceremonies free of charge.
quote:i agree with that, its just that....
Originally posted by Yawgmoth's_Accountant:
quote:*grabs rofellos and uses him to make the same offerings to Lillith*
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
*prays to Lillith, sacrafices some of his blood, lights some candles. sacrafices a card of himself to Lillith*
quote:*dodges the blows*
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Yawgmoth's_Accountant:
[qb] [QUOTE]Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
[qb]
*summons Khamal's Sledge and starts hitting Shadow over the head with it*
HOW DARE YOU HIT A SAINT OF LIGHT!!!!
quote:*disenchant*
Originally posted by Shadow266:
quote:*dodges the blows*
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Yawgmoth's_Accountant:
[qb] [QUOTE]Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
[qb]
*summons Khamal's Sledge and starts hitting Shadow over the head with it*
HOW DARE YOU HIT A SAINT OF LIGHT!!!!
Not only do I dare I dare to do it again
*the Sledgehammer of Prosperity returns and he bops Rofellos again*
quote:Welcome
Originally posted by Avatar of Destruction:
As one who his new to these parts, AOD felt it might be best to visit the Cathedral first. He went in, read the rules and laughed.
"Clean up after sacrifices? Hah! They can't make me!"
He took out his Lotus Petal and put it on the altar, smashing it as a sacrifice to the diety of the Cathedral OC: Is there one? IC:. He didn't need to clean it up!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the Disenchant cleaned up the Petal, and sent AOD to the ground. "Damn", he thought as he shook the kind rector's hand. "I can't fool the Terisians. Oh well. I'll just join them."
Hi everyone! I hope you all don't hate me for trying to trick you, but over there in Magic General, its so easy (not really)!
quote:ummmmm....was that really a good idea?
Originally posted by Adelle:
*walks in with a deep, thoughtful, and very angry look on her face*
*the smell of strong liquor is on her breath*
*takes one of the daggers (the one she stole from a halfling in garic*
*places it into a holy fire at watches it melt*
*takes her own dagger and slashes both her wrists and lets the blood flow into the fire*
*being of no magical blood nor having any magical abilities, she dies thus, in front of her own pyre*
*her last words being only a weak laugh...*
quote:Tsk, tsk. The "clean up" rule applies to sacrificing self, too.
Originally posted by Adelle:
*takes her own dagger and slashes both her wrists and lets the blood flow into the fire*
*being of no magical blood nor having any magical abilities, she dies thus, in front of her own pyre*
*her last words being only a weak laugh...*
quote:*casts stream of life on Adelle for 100*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Tsk, tsk. The "clean up" rule applies to sacrificing self, too.
Originally posted by Adelle:
*takes her own dagger and slashes both her wrists and lets the blood flow into the fire*
*being of no magical blood nor having any magical abilities, she dies thus, in front of her own pyre*
*her last words being only a weak laugh...*
*resurrects Adelle*
quote:*jumps at Ephemeron, who is shocked by this sudden outburst of rage*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*sacrifices the elven maidens which he bought at Demon's slave market to La-Maggra and Lillith*
quote:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Let's just say that the plan included sacrificing Rofellos's own firstborn child to LiLLiTH...
Oh well.
*cleans the altars*
quote:Soon... Unfortunately, I don't know the exact hour. It will depend on what time Dad gets here, how quickly we pack the car, how bad the traffic is, how quickly I unpack, how rapidly I can set up the computer again, and how long I can stay talking to the parents before I have to dash upstairs and log on (It'll probably be sometime after 6pm GMT)
Originally posted by Ceres:
When does the hour countdown begin?
quote:You may be patient... I'm saying nothing about me... And rush, I couldn't. Really. I'm gonna have to just stand there, directing Dad where to put all the boxes. I can barely lift a matchstick, let alone the boxes of all my books... I really have way too many books...
Originally posted by Ceres:
Well...I've been patient this long...I can wait a little longer. Don't rush to hard on Friday.
quote:Again, I can think of other words I would use.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Yes, high heel shoes are devious torture devices.
quote:Ah, but swearing in holy place is a sin. Unless it is a part of a prayer.
Originally posted by Tocasia:
quote:Again, I can think of other words I would use.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Yes, high heel shoes are devious torture devices.
And you sound like you've had some experience, Ephemeron?
quote:That it is, and that it does...
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Ah, but swearing in holy place is a sin. Unless it is a part of a prayer.
As to the shoes - Yes. Playing at student theatre has its risks.
quote:It takes skill, a good sense of balance, practise, a suicidal nature, and a certain fondness for sprained ankles
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
I still can't understand how can anyone manage to walk in those contraptions for more than a few seconds...
*mutters a quick prayer to Kerrick and Nethya*
quote:*grants prayer*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*mutters a quick prayer to Kerrick and Nethya*
quote:No mere formality. I was expressing my respect to a fellow Puppet Master.
Originally posted by Adelle:
*someone bowed politely to me!?*
*i dont care if it was just formality, it is a rare thing*
quote:"But you are..."
Originally posted by White Knight:
And by the way, i am not a saint.
quote:Elvis has a shrine too, and he ain't no saint.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:"But you are..."
Originally posted by White Knight:
And by the way, i am not a saint.
*points at White Knight's shrine*
quote:Don't tempt me, old friend.
Originally posted by White Knight:
Too weak? Or perhaps too strong to be overcome by your foolish parlor tricks?
quote:So were Marauding Knight, Sanguine Guard and Cadaverous Knight.
He may be a traitor and a fool, but he is a Knight after all.
quote:No, he doesn't. At least, not in this Cathedral.
Originally posted by White Knight:
Elvis has a shrine too, and he ain't no saint.
quote:No i just like using that smile.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Can I help you, Shadow?
quote:I got a couple I can spare
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Gee, this place feels a little, um, different.
Oh well.
New avatar Ephemeron? I just noticed.
*prays for a g/f*
quote:Place them over there.
Originally posted by Periwinkle Knight:
quote:I got a couple I can spare
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Gee, this place feels a little, um, different.
Oh well.
New avatar Ephemeron? I just noticed.
*prays for a g/f*
quote:Im not gonna sacrifice my ladies. Unless the price is right
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Place them over there.
Originally posted by Periwinkle Knight:
quote:I got a couple I can spare
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Gee, this place feels a little, um, different.
Oh well.
New avatar Ephemeron? I just noticed.
*prays for a g/f*
*points to the new Altar of Blood*
quote:Ah. So I noticed.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
New everything.
quote:*grants pray to the best of his ability*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*prays to Kerrick for guidance*
*sacrifices a dwarven maiden to La-Maggra*
quote:Ok.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Place them over there.
Originally posted by Periwinkle Knight:
quote:I got a couple I can spare
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Gee, this place feels a little, um, different.
Oh well.
New avatar Ephemeron? I just noticed.
*prays for a g/f*
*points to the new Altar of Blood*
quote:*just as he leaves, he sees Ephemeron sacrafice the kittens*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*sacrifices a bunch of fluffy kittens at the new Altar*
Ooooh, so that's what being a greater god feels like...
quote:You mean you havent ever sacrified a REAL cat. . . . . . I have
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Relax, man, they were just a bunch of creature tokens.
quote:When you were declared the Saint of Light, the Cathedral itself created this shrine.
Originally posted by White Knight:
Who built this shrine anyway? I mean, there was the old one by Kerrick last Summer but that was certainly not in a polytheistic cathedral.
Just curious.
quote:September, 16.
Originally posted by White Knight:
And when precisely did that happen.
quote:*Grants enlightenment to the best of his ability*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*prays to Kerrick for enlightment*
quote:Blessings be upon you, Saint.
Originally posted by Adelle:
*enters*
*crosses self*
*kneels, eyes to the floor*
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Blessings be upon you, Saint.
Originally posted by Adelle:
*enters*
*crosses self*
*kneels, eyes to the floor*
quote:Adelle is La-Maggra's MuP.
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Blessings be upon you, Saint.
Originally posted by Adelle:
*enters*
*crosses self*
*kneels, eyes to the floor*
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Adelle is La-Maggra's MuP.
quote:
Originally posted by Adelle:
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Adelle is La-Maggra's MuP.
quote:She is very much better
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
*hopes Jenny is better*
quote:That's good, I've been worried about her.
Originally posted by Periwinkle Knight:
quote:She is very much better
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
*hopes Jenny is better*
Meditates at Lillith's shrine
quote:Kerrick, on Rofellos's Fall From Grace, Mimicking Milton
Originally posted by Tolarian:
*Stops praying at the altar of all things blue*
What happened to Rofellos?
quote:Unworthy Dead, Drudge Skeletons, Walking Dead, Restless Dead, I have them all in my army of the Undead.
Originally posted by Spreemonger:
*stares around blankly, then casts a troupe of willow elves, then joyously watch them kill each other.* Now I can summon some Unworthy Dead for my dark army....
quote:*accepts the souls*
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
Sacrifices souls to the Blood Gods
quote:Thanks for killing the mongers.......BUT YOU LET THE SPIRITS OF THE NIGHT FLY AWAY
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
Nagash kills the Spiritmongers, without posibility of regeneration, as they leave
Be carefull with those.
quote:If it is any consolation, I do not array myself against anyone that does not attack me first.
Originally posted by White Knight:
What did I tell y'all?
When the chips are down, Rofellos isn't with me. I stand alone against the arrayed powers of darkness and evil. Its really unfair when you think about it, one White Knight against such a multitude of gods and vampires and other assorted dark lords. Y'all don't have a chance in the world.
quote:I will defend my way of life and I am evil, but I do not attack for no reason, I am not chaos. I do not attack those who are ideologically opposite to me, I am not White. I also will point out that an attack on my Dark Island brothers is an attack on me. So I am joined with my dark brethren, as you put it.
Originally posted by White Knight:
Of course La-Maggre, when the final days of conflict came we will be at odds, for the forces that I serve and the ones that you do are opposed for all time. The time for that thas not come, and at times i pray it will delay itself, but when it does comes no false god, no Shadow, no Sleeper Agent, no fallen Knight will be spared my wrath. That is the way of things in this world, repent, or be burned when the fires of heaven explode unto this world.
It is foolish to think Nagash that you can remain neutral; it will only leave you forsaken by both sides. I suggest you join your dark brethren and stand like a man. 'Tis better to die a noble villain than a coward.
quote:I believe there is something to be said for neutrality, as it is the basis of this town.
Originally posted by White Knight:
It is foolish to think Nagash that you can remain neutral; it will only leave you forsaken by both sides...Tis better to die a noble villain than a coward.
quote:An ominous voice is heard from above:
Demon smashes it, and burns that area of the cathedral.
quote:I've been dead since Apocalypse, I don't think a little mana burn will hurt the undead.
Originally posted by Periwinkle Knight:
Ertai is now dead.
Kicks Ertais corpse
quote:There is a time for neutrality and there is a time for holy war. There is a time for Terisia and a time death and fire and justice that will rip this city apart. Now IS the time for Terisia, now is the time for neutrality, but one should be aware that netrality shall not last.
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by White Knight:
[qb]I believe there is something to be said for neutrality, as it is the basis of this town.
*offers golden chains to his love*
quote:*ponders White Knight's thought-provoking tirade*
Originally posted by White Knight:
quote:There is a time for neutrality and there is a time for holy war. There is a time for Terisia and a time death and fire and justice that will rip this city apart. Now IS the time for Terisia, now is the time for neutrality, but one should be aware that netrality shall not last.
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by White Knight:
[qb]I believe there is something to be said for neutrality, as it is the basis of this town.
*offers golden chains to his love*
I do not lift my sword against any of you today, and I will not tomorrow unless provoked, but times will change someday...and I will be prepared for that time.
Now back to traditional Terisian discussion, no heavy stuff.
*Burns a total of 9,000 phonebooks at the various shrines*
quote:Thanks.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
A Band-Aid materializes before Ertai.
"Take this gift, faithful worshipper!" - booms an unseen voice.
quote:Simple, it's twice the size it needs to be.
Originally posted by Shadow266:
*ponders if teh glass is half empty or half full*
quote:Or!
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:Simple, it's twice the size it needs to be.
Originally posted by Shadow266:
*ponders if teh glass is half empty or half full*
quote:Have you forgotten Zento so quickly? Didn't you administer the killing blow to Aezimon with you blade?
Originally posted by White Knight:
Thank you for the gift hazard-class-mage my friend, although I haven't been using the blade all that much lately. I mean I took out a horde of zombies at Halloween, but other than that...
Oh, and the glass probably isn't worth drinking if its been sitting out halffull.
quote:Regardless of where it happened, you still did it.
Originally posted by White Knight:
Yes, and that Hamal guy twice too among others, but I was never entirely clear whether that was "real Terisia" or not.
What things function in the same universe? The Coalition and general Terisia clearly do, but I'm unsure about other games.
quote:BOO YAH!!!!! y thank you *big hug*
Originally posted by Tiana:
*sets up a shrine to the band*
quote:For me? YOu shouldn't have...
Originally posted by Hazard Class Mage:
*lights a large candle at the Omnishrine to the Gods of MSN and lights a smaller one at the shrine to Tocasia*
quote:Unfotunately, I believe you are right. Although "all my strength" is a great deal more than the bumbling and cynical fanaticism you've all seen. But enough with the dark foretellings, knowing that this won't last forever only raises my love for it in the now. Don't give me tomorrow, just give me today.
Originally posted by Hazard Class Mage:
"Alas brave Knight, I fear that will change before to long and you will have need of all your strengnth to win through to the light"
quote:*turns to Ceres and bows low enough to touch his forehead to the ground*
Originally posted by Ceres:
watches Hazard.
I agree with you, she does deserve much respect and devotion...but I have other ways of showing it, so I didn't set up a shrine. Good idea though...
muses, then sets a bad of Jelly Bellys on the shrine.
quote:ooc:
Originally posted by White Knight:
One can see signs of doom everywhere if one looks hard enough.
The end may come next hour, the end may come eons hence. It is out of our hands, and so there is no need to worry about it.
So get me another drink!
Er...wrong building.
Walks out sheepishly
quote:Infamous? My exploits? Don't believe everyting you hear...unless it's good And no disrespect has been taken. I like the idea, especially if it works. I really don't like to see her lonely. And please, don't bow. Anyways, you're at a slight advantage, you know who I am, but I don't know who you are.
Originally posted by Hazard Class Mage:
*turns to Ceres and bows low enough to touch his forehead to the ground*
"At last I have the chance to meet the infamous Ceres. A great pleasure. I have heard much of you and some of your exploits in and around Teresia."
*bows once again to Ceres*
"I meant no disrespect to you Ceres, indeed, you would be the only one that CAN show Tocasia the devotion and respect she deserves. It is just that Tocasia was the first friendly voice I heard upon my arrival in Terisia. But at that time she was very sad that she could not be with you. And as a way of showing my appreciation to her I set up a shrine so that myself and any others that she has befriended here, could come here and send her some positive energy so that she is not so lonely when you are not with her. You should just keep on doing what you do now, which is make Tocasia happy. No disrespect was intended."
quote:*waits with anticipation*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
The new Saint of Light will be declared tomorrow!
*lights many candles at many shrines*
quote:glares eviley at the one called nagash, and hisses wickidley at him....
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
I see the Skaven aproach the Cathedral.
quote:Well that wasn't very nice...
Originally posted by Grey Seer Thanquol:
quote:glares eviley at the one called nagash, and hisses wickidley at him....
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
I see the Skaven aproach the Cathedral.
quote:*notices Thanquol*
Originally posted by Grey Seer Thanquol:
the mysterious figure appears out of the shadows in the catherdal, the grey seer sniffing around, becoming aware of his surroundings....
The seer takes a few steps arond, observing the various shrines....
as the seer slides back into the shadows,he decides to stay and observe what happens in this cathedral....
quote:Looks at Ephemeron, the establisher of the Cathedral. The Skaven seer slip out of the shadows, and walks over to the shrine of the horned one. The seer bows his head, and prays to the horned one. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees the shrine to the blood god and goddess, La Maggra, and Lillith. The Skaven quickley turns to Ephemeron.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*notices Thanquol*
Good day, Mr. Seer. If you are looking for the shrine of the Horned Rat, it's in the northern part of the Cathedral, next to the Altars of the Blood Gods.
quote:stupidity, something this town is full of, yet he also speaks the truth...
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*mumbles something about the third Blood Shrine*
Lillith? She is here, and everywhere.
quote:
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
It's a hobby.
*sacrifices Basal Thrulls and takes the mana burn*
Okay, that one hurt.
quote:
Originally posted by Demon:
A blaze of fire scorns through the sky and crashes at the Cathedrals door. the fire departs, and a crumppeled up body gets up, and walks into the great temple.
He walsk up to Eph, his burnt boddy spewing blood. He lifts his body, and speaks into Ephermons ear, "Take care of my Island, pleaseee..." Demon falls to the ground, slwoly regenerateing, the body thats left after regenerating is that of a man, who looks into Eph's eyes and says, "Who am I?" then falls to the groudn unconsious.
Hours later, he gets up and merely leaves
quote:Perhaps you're sacrificing them at the wrong shrines?
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
*stares at Blood Vassal*
I have 20784 already. I'll sacrifice them all.
*sacrifices all 20785 Blood Vassals*
I need a new hobby.
quote:*offers as much guidance as he can*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*prays to Kerrick for guidance in these times of chaos and confusion*
quote:How come nobody tells me about this place? I would have liked to know BEFORE I sacrificed myself.
Originally posted by Shadow,Plainswalker:
--Shadow burns his soul at the Shrine of Mana Burn-
quote:What can I do for you.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
*prays to the God of A Lot of Nothing, and None of Something*
quote:We are... right?
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
PEOPLE PLEASE!!!
Keep your praying, wishing, sacrificing and all sorts of stuff restricted to the temples and the Cathedral.....
*sigh*
Mumbles something about how many more times...
-LiLLiTH-
quote:Sure you did...
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
I clicked on the Noticeboard, I really did, I swear....
The Northern Parts of the Cathedral begin to shake.......
quote:The Power of bringing her out of a coma.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Did you sacrifice her to any particular Power?
quote:All right, go for it, but Belbeand I won't be here when you do it.
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
Ertai: It is a fairly simple task for me to put a wiling soul into a body.
quote:It seems you already have her back from the dead. No need then.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:All right, go for it, but Belbeand I won't be here when you do it.
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
Ertai: It is a fairly simple task for me to put a wiling soul into a body.
quote:Sorry for not telling you, she woke up a while ago.
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
quote:It seems you already have her back from the dead. No need then.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:All right, go for it, but Belbeand I won't be here when you do it.
Originally posted by Nagash Lord of The Undead:
Ertai: It is a fairly simple task for me to put a wiling soul into a body.
quote:But of course! This is a polytheistic Cathedral, where you can performs any religious ceremony you want, and worship whatever Powers you believe in.
Originally posted by Ghost of Jim Morrison:
is there a place for voodoo around here?
quote:Thank you.
Originally posted by Shadow,Plainswalker:
-Sacrifices a glass of Vanilla Blood for Ertai at the Shrine of Employment-
quote:-Writhes from the fact that some people are on their 7000th+ posts!!!-
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
*writhes on the ground from mana burn*
quote:*remembers an event from page 7*
Originally posted by Tocasia:
The whole art is really to live all the days of our life; and not with anxious care disturb the sweetest hour that life affords - which is the present.
Admire the Creator, and all His works, to us incomprehensible, and do all the good you can upon earth; and take the chance of eternity without dismay
quote:blinks
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:*remembers an event from page 7*
Originally posted by Tocasia:
The whole art is really to live all the days of our life; and not with anxious care disturb the sweetest hour that life affords - which is the present.
Admire the Creator, and all His works, to us incomprehensible, and do all the good you can upon earth; and take the chance of eternity without dismay
quote:I did an all Sorry for doubting you Ephemeron.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Oh, right, it was page 5, my bad.
Posted by Tocasia, September 16, 2001 09:52 AM
quote:"Ah, memories..."
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
In the Northern parts of the Cathedral a beatiful symphony can be heared.
As you walk further to the North, mysteriously attracted by so high-voice chantings, you notice, that these parts of the cathedral hold paintings, that represent the everlasting battles between Life and Death. At the end of the hall, a picture shows the Darker Queen of Cainites, Goddess of the Blood, Lillith, drinking a goblet of blood with one of her followers, Rofellos, the Legendary Elf.
As you enter the room, at the end of the hall, you find the origin point of the hymn like singing.
On either side of the room float 9 Banshees, singing on a tone, in which the Ancient Sirences would have trouble supressing.
In the center of the room, a huge white pentagram is chalked on the floor.
In the center of the circle, a marble statue is found.
It represent the image of the Horned Rat, leader of the Verminous Hordes, God of Disease. Every where you look, rats walk across the room.
The room is lit by earie light of Floating Flames that rest high up in the Cathedral.
The entire ceiling is covered with the Bats that serve the Blood most, the Sengir Bats.
In most part of Dominaria, this beutiful creature is nearly extinct. It seems that all rest here.....
"De O Brachea......
Ohm Nema Narayana....."
The hypnotising Chants of the Banshees continues and rises in a climax.
At that point, all banshees dematerialize into thin air. The statue that was standing in the center of the room, is repleaced by a beatiful looking woman. Hair as black as ash and her eyes as red as the Blood that runs through her vains.
It is Lillith herself. The Darker Queen of Cainites, Goddess of the Blood, floats in the center of the pentagram....
"Praise be to Cain.....
Praise be to Cain.....
Praise be to Cain....."
Spoken these words, the Queen lifts her arms up high, as if holding an item towards the sky.
A bolt of Lightning shoots from the very mid of the swarm that sleeps on the ceiling. It runs through the entire body of Lillith, which falls to the ground.
As you cover your ears, for the noise that suddenly rises, you fall to the ground as protection for the millions of Bats that shoot out the door.
As you rise you find the room to be empty. The only thing that is seen is the pentagram on the ground, pieced in the center by the huge marble statue of the Horned Rat.
--------------------
All across the floor lay ~WhItE RiBBoNz~
quote:Why would that be?
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Translation: You're all doomed.
quote:Oh.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
No.
quote:Kerrick is gone. Blood Gods are more numerous than ever.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Oh.
Then why?
quote:That didn't last long.
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
(this is part2 of an interactive story,
part1 can be found ==>click here on this link.
=-=-=-=-=-/\/-=-=-=-=-=
In the Northern Parts of the Cathedral, a shatter can be heared. The breaking sound of glass echoes through the Greater Halls. Torches hanging on either side of the Hall of the Damned, lit simultanious by an unseen power.
Inside the Shrines of the Blood, Lillith stands in front of the huge statue, that resembles the Horned Rat, Darker God of Rats, Harbinger of Disease. Her arms are risen high up in the air and Her eyes are closed. On the Higher Platter, on the Northside of the shrines, 13 banshees float about 3 feet of the ground. They are chanting long Forgotten Words of the Damned, and pray to the Lords of Decay.
"De O Bracheas....", the Hymns of the Banshees ends.
"Ohm Nema Narayana....", the Darker continues.
"I am the Goddess of the Blood and the time has come to rise the Chosen One..."
A Black_Red whirlpool apears at the ceiling. It looks like some kind of Dimensional Portal.
"Choose thy being...", a dark voice speaks fromout the Portal. Actually it are multiple dark voices that are speaking simultanious.
"As the being, is chosen the one that calles himself sir Kenneth.
The Prophecy has forfilled, he has seen his destiny...", the Goddess replies.
The statue in front of Lillith starts to shake and tremble. In an instant it is dematerialized, and sir Kenneth materializes in the center of the Unholy Pentagram, the former place of the Horned Rat.
Uncertain of what just has occured, sir Kenneth gazes upon the Darker Queen.
Her eyes are opened and the BloodRed gaze of Death gazes back upon sir Kenneth.
"Hell...", before sir kenneth could even finish his greetings, the Goddess cries out a terrifying howl and leaps towards his being. Her hands are replaced by claw-like images, which grab him at the chest. Her mouth opens as She bring Her blood-dripping teeth towards his neck. The soft sound of penetrated flesh brings the Blood Goddess in a total frenzy. She smashes one of Her claws into sir kenneth's chest and retrieves a bumping heart. She brings the heart to Her mouth and bites....
Sir Kenneth cries out in pain, before he realizes he is not in torture. He does not feel the action of his Darker Queen. Than the Blood that runs through his vains starts doing its work.
A terrible sence penetrates his thoughts.
He is thirsty...
As he gazes upon the Goddess' beautiful appearance, his mind becomes clear.
"Take it...", the Goddess whispers, and sir Kenneth lets his teeth sink into Her wrist. Blood runs alongst his chin, across his neck, over his chest...
The frenzy that he so staticly feels, brings him in a euphoric trance.
As he opens his eyes again, he finds the Shrines to be dark. Two candles are burning brightly on the Southern Altar, which is dedicated to Lillith Herself.
Sir Kenneth crowls towards the shrine and starts praying words, he never had in his mind before. The native tongue of the Cainites.
(transl.)"Darker Queen, thank you for your blessing, thank you for your love.
We will make the perfect couple...", sir Kenneth prays.
A soft whisper of His love returns..."
"You have taken the first step towards the Blood Oath...Go with my love, my Dark Prince..."
Then all fall silent again...
=-=-=-=-=-/\/-=-=-=-=-=
(dedicated to sir Kenneth, Chosen One of the Blood. Praise be to you, Almighty Lord of Death)
quote:Hey I was the one who broke off the relationship... if I would not of, I might still be that today.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Now that tis funny
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
That - or dead.
*lights a hundred candles at each shrine*
quote:Does this affect me any?
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Kerrick is gone. Blood Gods are more numerous than ever.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Oh.
Then why?
I predict a lot of screaming in the week to come.
quote:Blood gods are just posers.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Kerrick is gone. Blood Gods are more numerous than ever.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Oh.
Then why?
I predict a lot of screaming in the week to come.
quote:I don't see the point of this Blood God thing.
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
quote:Blood gods are just posers.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Kerrick is gone. Blood Gods are more numerous than ever.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Oh.
Then why?
I predict a lot of screaming in the week to come.
Even if you wanted it I would be the wall stopping you.
quote:Well, since you have warm tasty blood, it does.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:Does this affect me any?
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Kerrick is gone. Blood Gods are more numerous than ever.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Oh.
Then why?
I predict a lot of screaming in the week to come.
quote:Nither do I my friend.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:I don't see the point of this Blood God thing.
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
quote:Blood gods are just posers.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Kerrick is gone. Blood Gods are more numerous than ever.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Oh.
Then why?
I predict a lot of screaming in the week to come.
Even if you wanted it I would be the wall stopping you.
quote:What, so this is vampire season?
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Well, since you have warm tasty blood, it does.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:Does this affect me any?
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Kerrick is gone. Blood Gods are more numerous than ever.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Oh.
Then why?
I predict a lot of screaming in the week to come.
quote:*sacrifices it, and feels only a little mana burn*
Originally posted by I-rock:
:Walks back in:
:Twiddles fingers:
:Blood Pet appear:
:Walks out:
quote:That could work, maybe with I sacrifice them with Culling the Weak...
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
Hmmm... How about a Su-Chi, or a Cathodion?
quote:How come nobody tells me about the Shrine of Mana Burn?
Originally posted by Shadow,Plainswalker:
-Begins a Ceramony for Ertai, Wizard Adept-
-Sets Candles around the Shrine of Mana Burn-
-Summons 20,000 Blood Pets, 20,000 Blood Vassels, 20,000 Priests of Gix, Donates them all to Ertai, and waits for Ertai to cast 20,000 Culling the Weak, 20,000 Dark Rituals, and 20,000 Cabel Rituals-
We will begin your Rites of Passage as soon as you are ready, Ertai.
quote:I don't need to stand out. I'm the olny god of self-destruction. Besides, I'm not going to ruin my streak of never starting a thread in Terisia by creating a temple.
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
A shrine is for a normal god.
If you want to stand out Ertai, make a temple dedicated to you and mana burn.
quote:Suit yourself.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:I don't need to stand out. I'm the olny god of self-destruction. Besides, I'm not going to ruin my streak of never starting a thread in Terisia by creating a temple.
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
A shrine is for a normal god.
If you want to stand out Ertai, make a temple dedicated to you and mana burn.
*sacrifices a Cathodian with Culling of the Weak, and takes mana burn*
quote:I still want royalties for that one...
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
She's not called 'The Scary Mod of Darkness' for nothing.
quote:*as Ephemeron approaches the altar, the roses become red once again*
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
The roses turn black instantly the moment LiLLiTH materializes.
*places a white rose next to the picture*
*dematerializes*
quote:*worships LiLLiTH*
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
quote:Thank you
Originally posted by Shadow,Plainswalker:
-Prays for whatever Tocasia is going through.-
-Thanks the Gods for Aimee's sake recovery.
quote:I really hope so
Originally posted by Shadow,Plainswalker:
The gods are listening...
quote:...a feeling of bewilderment and amazement flows from the walls into Ephemeron...
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
Lillith walks in.
Laughing softly...
A whispers flows from her lips.......
"I will take care of you..."
Lillith walks to the Northern Parts.
The great oaken doors open by them selves.
Not even a crack can be heard.
As She walks in, the doors close.
Only a soft breeze rizes some dust......
quote:A tall figure wearing a hooded cloak approaches Rofellos.
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
*wakes up on the floor of the northern part of Cathedral, covered in elf blood*
huh? what is this stuff?
*looks around*
where am i? what is this place?
all i remember....is my name...
*Rofellos stumbles around the cathdral, dazed and confused.....*
quote:huh?? wha?? who are you?? who am i?? what is this place?? *the elf looks confusingly at the person in front of him*
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:A tall figure wearing a hooded cloak approaches Rofellos.
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
*wakes up on the floor of the northern part of Cathedral, covered in elf blood*
huh? what is this stuff?
*looks around*
where am i? what is this place?
all i remember....is my name...
*Rofellos stumbles around the cathdral, dazed and confused.....*
"Relax. I know you're feeling a bit disoriented, but this should pass soon."
quote:good thing i found out about this grrrrr *tears gittoplo limb from limb and puts him through torcherous torchers that hurt alot* ya know i have many reason to be doing this but this is something that i cant tolerate
Originally posted by Gittoplo:
Daily worship.
quote:Like a church.....
Originally posted by Rhuma Krane:
Rhuma Krane enters the quiet building.
Interesting, what manner of place is this?
quote:"nice"...?
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
*offers nice things to Nethya*
quote:That is for Nethya and I to know...
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
quote:"nice"...?
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
*offers nice things to Nethya*
...or "naughty"?
quote:Hey bro.........
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
oh great, she's back...
Cant you teleport like a normal Vampyre sis?
quote:I don't know you, but I loved your entrance.
Originally posted by Lillith, Goddess of the Blood:
Well, you know me....
I like to have one of those RARE entrees...
- -
quote:Morphius? Is that you in MuP form? or are you just a fan of him?
Originally posted by Hazard Class Mage:
*and slowly once again the greenish mist ever in the background of these hallowed halls, merge to form the figure of the old mage*
"Alas, things have changed much in fair Teresia. Still, there is some stability that yet remains. One hopes that with the return of so mighty and infamous a being as the Goddess of the Blood, that things could get interesting anyway."
*bows in the direction of the dark tower and pays his respects to all the shrines in the Cathedral.
"I wonder if there is still a place to quench ones thirst in town?"
*with a chuckle to himself the old mage wanders out the doors*
quote:Ephemeron, Morphius, Lord of Dreams, whatever you wish to call him...
Originally posted by Hazard Class Mage:
*slowly and without any apparent cause. the light in the great Cathedral seems to dim and with a subtle whisper of the wind a green fog coaleces into the ancient mage*
*bows slightly to the God of Blood*
"Greetings to one of the balances of power in this realm, La-Maggra. Alas, even though I hide in the shadows of Teresia and have seen and watched many with and without them knowing I was there, I do not know this Morpheus you speak of. I have no MuP's. I am just myself, Hazard. Mayhap you could enlighten me?
quote:Protegnor looks at his surrounding.
Only one part of the Cathedral is sealed off for those that are faithful in the ways of the righteous. Those that follow the path of light are banned from these parts. These parts are the tombs of evilness. Here roam shadows, supported by the everlasting darkness that flows around here. These are the Tombes of Oblivion. Home of the Dark Queen of Cainites, Temple of the Damned....
The tower that is build upon these parts of the Cathedral, is like a dark narrow gateway, piercing the sky, like the venemous blade of a Skaven. Filled with hundreds of bloodsucking bats, as black as the night, gazing down with their myriad eyes, glanzing death and decay.
High up in the tower, a huge bronzen bell is placed, but it never strikes.
quote:What are you saying? Whatever it is, I don't care.
Originally posted by Chainer the Damned:
*demon flys into the cathedral*
HAHAHAHA
*ctd hits ertai with his tail then grabs his face melting it. then throws him into lillith.*
HAHAHAHA
*ctd flys off*
quote:I'm trying to figure out what to say to this. And failing.
Originally posted by Rudetski:
* O.O.C. *
(to Ertai)
From someone as jaded as you, the term "mildly impressive" must be the summit of your appreciation.
Thank you.
quote:That's not the best idiomatic phraseology, but I concour with your sentiment.
Originally posted by demon lord:
i am tired of hearin about it sorry i am blowin up it just really gets to me and i just dont want to think about it
quote:*steps out from the shadows*
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
*appears in a swarm of vampire bats*
Lillith, you are begining to be quite...free...with your power to grant the Dark Embrace...
I would be careful as to who and why you give our power...
quote:
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:*steps out from the shadows*
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
*appears in a swarm of vampire bats*
Lillith, you are begining to be quite...free...with your power to grant the Dark Embrace...
I would be careful as to who and why you give our power...
I think you're insinuating what you shouldn't be even thinking of...
quote:are you leaving???
Originally posted by Tiana:
*In a spot away from all the blood and death a small shrine appears. A simple silver candle burns bathing the shrine in a golden light*
Not in mourning, but in memory.
~ Proud memories, loving memories.
Thank You
quote:No, it was a shirine in memory to someone.
Originally posted by the first of the cabal:
quote:are you leaving???
Originally posted by Tiana:
*In a spot away from all the blood and death a small shrine appears. A simple silver candle burns bathing the shrine in a golden light*
Not in mourning, but in memory.
~ Proud memories, loving memories.
Thank You
quote::good thing i know telepathy. and sredni, you call me a child? I have lived countless ages, I am planeswalker, I am A dementia master, and i am a god. i am not to be trifeled with:
Originally posted by Sredni Vashtar:
*Sredni rolls his eyes at Xealaz*
You are but a child.
*Looking placantly at Hazard before he disappears*
Oh I am much much more.
*Xealaz if you speak you attempt to speak you will find that your mouth is gone*
I will conduct my business elsewhere.
*Sredni knocks Rhuma over the head with a sap and carries him out of the cathedral*
(Rhuma I would ask you to e-mail this address malifaeyr@hotmail.com place my name in the topic box thank you)
quote::no.:
Originally posted by Sredni Vashtar:
That is because that is all you are.
*Xealaz you find yourself thrown out of Sredni's mind with such force you are left dazed and can't seem to do anything you will stay in this condition for 3 days*
quote:*Gets bored of Sredni and Rhuma*
Originally posted by Xealaz, Dementia Master:
quote::no.:
Originally posted by Sredni Vashtar:
That is because that is all you are.
*Xealaz you find yourself thrown out of Sredni's mind with such force you are left dazed and can't seem to do anything you will stay in this condition for 3 days*
*continues to scan Sredni's mind*
quote:*walks in and giggles at the little dispute*Xealaz relax your anger please...your are needed for much HIGHER things....
Originally posted by Xealaz, Dementia Master:
quote:*Gets bored of Sredni and Rhuma*
Originally posted by Xealaz, Dementia Master:
quote::no.:
Originally posted by Sredni Vashtar:
That is because that is all you are.
*Xealaz you find yourself thrown out of Sredni's mind with such force you are left dazed and can't seem to do anything you will stay in this condition for 3 days*
*continues to scan Sredni's mind*
*leaves*
stupid, god moding, n00bs
quote:a few things:
Originally posted by Sredni Vashtar:
(Excuse me Xealaz but I am no newbie, in fact you are the nebie compared to me. One I would not have god moded if you had not, if it is the only way I am to be able to do anything in this city then I will, I did not ask for or want you to be part of this I apologize if it makes you mad but you are a god moding newbie not I. I play with the cards that are dealt to me if I have to play the same game everyone else is than I will so back off and stop butting your nose in my business I roleplay with people who don't claim to be gods and if I do I roleplay accordingly so get your butt in line and stop giving me cause to play just as unfairly as you)
quote:*Gets the Bladelash ready*
Originally posted by Xenosis:
quote:*walks in and giggles at the little dispute*Xealaz relax your anger please...your are needed for much HIGHER things....
Originally posted by Xealaz, Dementia Master:
quote:*Gets bored of Sredni and Rhuma*
Originally posted by Xealaz, Dementia Master:
quote::no.:
Originally posted by Sredni Vashtar:
That is because that is all you are.
*Xealaz you find yourself thrown out of Sredni's mind with such force you are left dazed and can't seem to do anything you will stay in this condition for 3 days*
*continues to scan Sredni's mind*
*leaves*
stupid, god moding, n00bs
quote:Rhuma Krane turns, rises to his feet, and glares at Srendi.
Originally posted by Sredni Vashtar:
*A whip lashes out and knocks Rhuma from his feet*
Come peacefully and you will not be killed.
(Again please e-mail me at misinterpretator@another.com there is something I wish to speak to you about)
quote:Only a position. My neck is significantly stronger than it appears.
Originally posted by Vayli Yerradan:
*Vayli narrows his eyes at White Knight and places his mace upon White Knight's shoulder*
And I am in a position to take your head off.
quote:*Vayli spins around walking backwards for a while the sword nor the wings seem to even bother Vayli*
Originally posted by White Knight:
Only a position. My neck is significantly stronger than it appears.
And to be frank, a mace isn't exactly in position for decapitation when on the "victim's" shoulder. But that's nitpicking.
Anyways, how you wish to damn yourself is not of my concern. But not in the cathedral.
*For a fraction of a second a faint outline of angel wings and a flaming sword appears on the knight, then it fades*
quote:Rhuma Krane stirs and coughs violently. Suddenly his head jerks and his eyes open. He sees the vaulted ceiling of the Cathedral and the smooth, radiant visage of a holy warrior.
Originally posted by White Knight:
*Kneels down next to Rhuma*
Are you OK?
*Pours a draught of alcohol and white mana into his mouth*
Its non-traditional, but surprisingly effective.
Posters these days, no respect for gods or tradition or anything. Ephemeron must be rolling...WHEREEVER he is.
quote:Not to the best of my knowledge, but at least I'm not a bounty hunter sent to kill you.
Originally posted by Rhuma Krane:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by White Knight:
[qb]
Such glory! Are you an angel sent to save me?
quote:*Glares at Kerrick*
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
Hmmm..I came down here hoping to bust some skulls,
quote:I'd punish the lot of 'em for defiling that which is sacred.
Originally posted by White Knight:
quote:*Glares at Kerrick*
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
Hmmm..I came down here hoping to bust some skulls,
Busting skulls within feet of Nethya's shrine?
Hardly wise and prudent.
quote:Rhuma Krane slowly comes to his senses.
Originally posted by White Knight:
quote:Not to the best of my knowledge, but at least I'm not a bounty hunter sent to kill you.
Originally posted by Rhuma Krane:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by White Knight:
[qb]
Such glory! Are you an angel sent to save me?
quote:Avoid spamming, flaming, the excessive use of multiple MuPs and anything else that is likely to annoy Kerrick.
Originally posted by Rhuma Krane:
Either way, I owe you a great debt of gratitude. How may I repay your kindness, o' warrior?
quote:Oh.
Originally posted by White Knight:
Avoid spamming, flaming, the excessive use of multiple MuPs and anything else that is likely to annoy Kerrick.
quote:Thank you for the sage advice, warrior
Originally posted by White Knight:
Avoid spamming, flaming, the excessive use of multiple MuPs and anything else that is likely to annoy Kerrick.
In fact, that's not a bad idea for us all.
*Stares pointedly at nobody in particular*
quote:The Mods took them away.
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
BTW, I can no longer see people's post counts. Is it a bug or a feature?
quote:*a hole opens in the air*
Originally posted by Ariala:
A shadowy figure enters the cathedral, she pulls back the hood of her cloak in deference to the gods and spirits. Amber-coloured hair falls from the folds of fabric, her dark eyes have a wild look to them, she seems uneasy and uncomfortable in the reverent silence.
Ariala walks slowly and uncertainly towards the shrine of Lady Nethya. She kneels and takes from her cloak a necklace from which hangs a sigil made in silver.
An offering from the past, great lady, and a gift of my thanks. Your shrine afforded Rhuma Krane protection and for that I can never thank you enough.
she whispers a quiet prayer to the modess
For that I am endebted to you but I must ask something further. My heart is turmoil, my life... is in tatters. I pray for your blessing, my lady, I pray for a sign.
quote:Lillith is currently in charge of the Cathedral; however, I haven't seen her around lately. If you'd like, I could try to marry you. Just post when the ceremony is to begin and I'll be there (reasonable time permitting).
Originally posted by Boy:
I have a request for whoever runs this place now..
As you may well know, Duskyblue and I will be getting married on Thursday, and I was wondering if we could use the Cathedral as a place to be married...thank you for your time.
*Leaves a Rose on the Altar*
quote:10.00 am board time I think
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
Lillith is currently in charge of the Cathedral; however, I haven't seen her around lately. If you'd like, I could try to marry you. Just post when the ceremony is to begin and I'll be there (reasonable time permitting).
quote:And didn't he worship Leshrac or something? Hmm kinda like duo's question...la la la...
Originally posted by cRiSpYkRiSpZ:
*worships Lim-Dul the Necromancer.*
quote:With Ephemeron's departure, Lillith assumed control and maintenance of this thread. I don't have a problem with it, but if she doesn't post, then by default, I'm left in charge.
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
Just as a question, who was it that gave Lillith the control of this place? They obviously werent very observant considering that she rarely posts leaves Kerrick and WK to keep this place under control.
quote:Me. I gave over the position of the Archbishop to LiLLiTH a couple of months ago (see Her Shop of Horrors for details)
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
Just as a question, who was it that gave Lillith the control of this place?
quote:Life. Reality. Everything that is not Terisia.
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
Ephemeron, what ever did happen to Lillith?
quote:Bye!
Originally posted by Boy:
I have to go...sorry everyone, bye!
quote:WHAT?!
Originally posted by Boy:
I have to go...sorry everyone, bye!
quote:
Originally posted by Verdy:
I can feel the love
quote:Okay...I'll forgive you *lol*
Originally posted by Boy:
Sorry...sorry...sorry everyone! I had a doctors appointment I really didn't know about and my mom just popped up and said 'get out! You have an appointment!' so..I'm sorry, I tried to bargain with her but she wouldn't listen...
quote:Agreed.
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
*sighs happily and wipes away a tear*
It looks to be a match made in heaven!
quote:Wait, Kerrick shows emotion? Wow, I've never seen this side of you...
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
*sighs happily and wipes away a tear*
It looks to be a match made in heaven!
quote:what are you talkin about think about how much emotion he shows towards nethya Duh! lol
Originally posted by Verdy:
quote:Wait, Kerrick shows emotion? Wow, I've never seen this side of you...
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
*sighs happily and wipes away a tear*
It looks to be a match made in heaven!
::gets emotional as well::
quote:I swear I saw someone identical to her here in Pennsylvania... oh well...
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
yes, she is dutch, and lives in the Neatherlands, if that is correct, i'm not sure if i can bielive anyting about her these days....
*goes to lillith's shrine, and weeps*
quote:You live in PA? Imagine that, so do I...
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
quote:I swear I saw someone identical to her here in Pennsylvania... oh well...
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
yes, she is dutch, and lives in the Neatherlands, if that is correct, i'm not sure if i can bielive anyting about her these days....
*goes to lillith's shrine, and weeps*
quote:What county ?
Originally posted by Dromar2002:
quote:You live in PA? Imagine that, so do I...
Originally posted by Sir Kenneth, Hero's Honor:
quote:I swear I saw someone identical to her here in Pennsylvania... oh well...
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
yes, she is dutch, and lives in the Neatherlands, if that is correct, i'm not sure if i can bielive anyting about her these days....
*goes to lillith's shrine, and weeps*
quote:That's true. I just always think of him as Mr. Information. That's not a bad thing at all. He does love Nethya...aww...::mists up::
Originally posted by demon lord:
quote:what are you talkin about think about how much emotion he shows towards nethya Duh! lol
Originally posted by Verdy:
quote:Wait, Kerrick shows emotion? Wow, I've never seen this side of you...
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
*sighs happily and wipes away a tear*
It looks to be a match made in heaven!
::gets emotional as well::
quote:As you requested...
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
*is sad that he doesn't have a shrine*
quote:You dragged that from the Meta-Board?
Originally posted by Tiana:
quote:As you requested...
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
*is sad that he doesn't have a shrine*
*sets up a shrine to Ertai*
quote:In real life?
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
Just out of curiosity, who here really knows lillith, or likes her much?
quote:no no no, on the boards.
Originally posted by Postatog:
quote:In real life?
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
Just out of curiosity, who here really knows lillith, or likes her much?
quote:We've talked. She's pretty nice. Why?
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
quote:no no no, on the boards.
Originally posted by Postatog:
quote:In real life?
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
Just out of curiosity, who here really knows lillith, or likes her much?
quote:*laughs*
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
*casts and taps Mover Bot (after summoning sickness of course)*
Mover Bot (2)
Artifact Creature
T: Move target thread to the top of page one.
0/1
quote:uses saintly powers to provide some solace/prayer-granting to Tolaria, as L33t/\/3$$ is one of my domains as a Saint here.
Originally posted by Tolarian:
Did you just see the last post?
*Prays at the shrine of 1337n3ss.
quote:*feels a little rush of power*
Originally posted by Shadow931:
*sacrifices various creatures to the dark gods*
quote:Yes, that would be best. Some of these get a little violent if the arent already dead and bloody...
Originally posted by dentro_la_testa:
*smiles and walkes into the main hall. Folds back her cloak hood and looks at the various shrines, but does not touch.*
My mother always said that you look with your eyes, not with your hands.
quote:Well, he was "embraced" (some vampire term i guess) by lillith so he could cast a bunch of black magic and be considered a worker of evil etc.
Originally posted by dentro_la_testa:
*shrug* Maybe an elf, but he casts black magic, so what else would he be?
quote:I agree, whatever happened to beauty for the sake of beauty?
Originally posted by dentro_la_testa:
Art is taken so literally these days.
quote:Oh great, WAK shows up just as I'm leaving...
Originally posted by White Knight:
quote:I agree, whatever happened to beauty for the sake of beauty?
Originally posted by dentro_la_testa:
Art is taken so literally these days.
*Walks over to Kerrick's shrine and deposits a bag of gold*
Er...purely for religious purposes
quote:*A Drudge Skeleton hastily runs up to him and gives him a bag of gold*
Originally posted by White Knight:
quote:I agree, whatever happened to beauty for the sake of beauty?
Originally posted by dentro_la_testa:
Art is taken so literally these days.
*Walks over to Kerrick's shrine and deposits a bag of gold*
Er...purely for religious purposes
quote:*Moans as she awakens from the drunken sleep*
Originally posted by La-Maggra, God of Blood:
*strides into the Cathedral carrying the unconcious Alanta*
*lays her on the bed in her room with a glass of ice water near by*
*stands up and gazes at her for a while*
*then turns to leave*
quote:The same thing Homer do inside a church, sleep.
Originally posted by firemacxl:
what exactly do you do in a cathedral?
quote:I have a shrine
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*meditates before Tiana's shrine*
quote:
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
"Father????"
A soft whispers flows through the Northern Parts of the Cathedral...
"Father???? It seems that there is a certain unrest in the Powers...."
A chilling cold breezes through the Halls of the Cathedral....
The lights of the million candles flicker and dance....
"It must be stopped...."
A dark voice trembles through the Bloodshrines. The walls of the shrines tremble...
"I know Father...", the whisper continues...
Several inhabitants and faithful followers of the Blood Powers look at the voices but see nothing...
Untill.......
A pair of red eyes appear out of nowhere in the shadows that roam the walls.
Immediately the worshipers stand up from their bowed and kneeled position and make their way out as fast as they can....
Ertai steps out of the shadows, wearing a massive black cloak. He strides toward the entrance, with a grim smile on his face. Ertai stops at the front of the Cathedral, and stares into the light. He slinks down the massive steps out front, and trips on his cloak. He ungracefully falls down the stairs, and the sound of cracking ribs is heard.
He has returned......
quote:Uh... that's... too bad...
Originally posted by White Knight:
Nice to have the concept of Ertai back with us. Needless to say, this means that my nonexistant vigilante group will no longer exhibit leniency when dealing with your over-abundance of MuPs.
quote:Uh, okay. I'm sure you're right.
Originally posted by White Knight:
Oh don't worry, my nonexistant vigilantes can easily be devoured by the venerable Postatog.
quote:*looks around*
Originally posted by Alanta:
*Shakes a broom at Ertai and WAK*
Shoo! If you want someplace to gossip, go to Shadow's! This is a Cathedral, not a tea house!
quote:*runs in and grabs a cup of tea*
Originally posted by Alanta:
*Whacks WAK with the broom*
*Yells after the running Ertai*
BE CAREFUL! I wouldn't want to be you when you have to deal with some diety for breaking their alter!
quote:I was saying "that's more like it" to this little episode:
Originally posted by White Knight:
Senseless destruction of holy objects is more like WHAT!?!?!?
quote:At least he got what was coming to him.
*runs in and grabs a cup of tea*
*trips over his altar, and takes 700002 mana burn (I'm the god of Mana Burn)8
*leaves, and spills tea on his cloak*
Oh.
quote:*wonders what is so entertaining*
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
*sits back and enjoys the rather entertaining scene*
quote:*dispells mana burn through the Prod of the Ages, dusts himself off, and proceeds to Nethya's shrine*
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:*wonders what is so entertaining*
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
*sits back and enjoys the rather entertaining scene*
*notices Kerrick is about to sit on the Shrine of Mana Burn*
*lunges for the Shrine, knocks in aside, and breaks thousands of Lotus Petals, giving him their mana*
Oh no.
quote:
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
I wasn't attacking.
Oh well.
*leaves*
*trips over a mana battery, cracking it*
This can't be good.
quote:What do you think I've been trying to do?
Originally posted by Alanta:
quote:
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
I wasn't attacking.
Oh well.
*leaves*
*trips over a mana battery, cracking it*
This can't be good.
out... Out... OUT!
quote:You do know that those are meant to be broken, right? This is (was) the Shrine of Mana Burn.
Originally posted by Alanta:
*sighs and surveys the insuing mess*
*starts to carefully seperate the broken lotus petals from the intact*
This could take a while.
quote:Have no fear, Kerrick is here!
Originally posted by Alanta:
*sighs and surveys the insuing mess*
*starts to carefully seperate the broken lotus petals from the intact*
This could take a while.
quote:I know you use them for mana. I see no reason to just sweep them all out when there's still usable ones left in here.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:You do know that those are meant to be broken, right? This is (was) the Shrine of Mana Burn.
Originally posted by Alanta:
*sighs and surveys the insuing mess*
*starts to carefully seperate the broken lotus petals from the intact*
This could take a while.
quote:Bah. *snaps a few Petals, casts another Replenish, and repeats*
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
quote:Have no fear, Kerrick is here!
Originally posted by Alanta:
*sighs and surveys the insuing mess*
*starts to carefully seperate the broken lotus petals from the intact*
This could take a while.
*twirls Prod of the Ages and casts Replenish*
quote:What a scary, scary thought.
Bah. *snaps a few Petals, casts another Replenish, and repeats*
Hmm... infinte mana.
quote:So.........................
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
"Father????"
A soft whispers flows through the Northern Parts of the Cathedral...
"Father???? It seems that there is a certain unrest in the Powers...."
A chilling cold breezes through the Halls of the Cathedral....
The lights of the million candles flicker and dance....
"It must be stopped...."
A dark voice trembles through the Bloodshrines. The walls of the shrines tremble...
"I know Father...", the whisper continues...
Several inhabitants and faithful followers of the Blood Powers look at the voices but see nothing...
Untill.......
A pair of red eyes appear out of nowhere in the shadows that roam the walls.
Immediately the worshipers stand up from their bowed and kneeled position and make their way out as fast as they can....
Ertai steps out of the shadows, wearing a massive black cloak. He strides toward the entrance, with a grim smile on his face. Ertai stops at the front of the Cathedral, and stares into the light. He slinks down the massive steps out front, and trips on his cloak. He ungracefully falls down the stairs, and the sound of cracking ribs is heard.
He has returned......
quote:*Weilds broom once again*
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
Ah, I was waiting for Lillith to read that post.
I'm hoping to make a mockery of a few more board members soon.
*uses infinite mana to summon a flock of chickens*
quote:
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
"Father????"
A soft whispers flows through the Northern Parts of the Cathedral...
"Father???? It seems that there is a certain unrest in the Powers...."
A chilling cold breezes through the Halls of the Cathedral....
The lights of the million candles flicker and dance....
"It must be stopped...."
A dark voice trembles through the Bloodshrines. The walls of the shrines tremble...
"I know Father...", the whisper continues...
Several inhabitants and faithful followers of the Blood Powers look at the voices but see nothing...
Untill.......
A pair of red eyes appear out of nowhere in the shadows that roam the walls.
Immediately the worshipers stand up from their bowed and kneeled position and make their way out as fast as they can....
Ertai steps out of the shadows, wearing a massive black cloak. He strides toward the entrance, with a grim smile on his face. Ertai stops at the front of the Cathedral, and stares into the light. He slinks down the massive steps out front, and trips on his cloak. He ungracefully falls down the stairs, and the sound of cracking ribs is heard.
He has returned......
quote:
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
*sacrifices all the chickens for mana*
*takes the mana burn*
quote:*Walks back in defiantly*
Originally posted by Alanta:
I'm going to have chicken pot pie for dinner the next time I see one of your foul minions in here, Ertai.
quote:I don't even like chickens!
Originally posted by Alanta:
I'm going to have chicken pot pie for dinner the next time I see one of your foul minions in here, Ertai.
quote:*squawks*
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:I don't even like chickens!
Originally posted by Alanta:
I'm going to have chicken pot pie for dinner the next time I see one of your foul minions in here, Ertai.
quote:Who are you getting married to?
Originally posted by Hunter D:
*Walks into the cathedral, and wonders if he should hold his wedding here.*
quote:I am wedding Erika, the Mistress.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:Who are you getting married to?
Originally posted by Hunter D:
*Walks into the cathedral, and wonders if he should hold his wedding here.*
And yes, you should.
quote:Oh yeah.
Originally posted by Hunter D:
quote:I am wedding Erika, the Mistress.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
quote:Who are you getting married to?
Originally posted by Hunter D:
*Walks into the cathedral, and wonders if he should hold his wedding here.*
And yes, you should.
quote:Well I've obviously missed something.... What's so wrong with chickens anyway?
Originally posted by Alanta:
And also providing that no more chickens invade my cathedral.
quote:The chickens were a deliberate attempt on someone's part to make my job as temporary janetor/manager of the cathedral a harder job to do.
Originally posted by Nethya:
quote:Well I've obviously missed something.... What's so wrong with chickens anyway?
Originally posted by Alanta:
And also providing that no more chickens invade my cathedral.
*goes to kerrick's shrine, kneels and worships quietly*
quote:I will be marrying my love, Erika in two weeks.
Originally posted by Alanta:
Who will be marrying you?
I could get the cathedral ready for such an occasion, provided that I know when.
And also providing that no more chickens invade my cathedral.
*SHOO!*
quote:[ooc]Who says I'm Ertai? [/ooc]
Originally posted by Alanta:
quote:The chickens were a deliberate attempt on someone's part to make my job as temporary janetor/manager of the cathedral a harder job to do.
Originally posted by Nethya:
quote:Well I've obviously missed something.... What's so wrong with chickens anyway?
Originally posted by Alanta:
And also providing that no more chickens invade my cathedral.
*goes to kerrick's shrine, kneels and worships quietly*
*Glares at Ertai*
quote:No one. Now be quiet little MuP.
Originally posted by Bob the Chicken:
quote:[ooc]Who says I'm Ertai? [/ooc]
Originally posted by Alanta:
quote:The chickens were a deliberate attempt on someone's part to make my job as temporary janetor/manager of the cathedral a harder job to do.
Originally posted by Nethya:
quote:Well I've obviously missed something.... What's so wrong with chickens anyway?
Originally posted by Alanta:
And also providing that no more chickens invade my cathedral.
*goes to kerrick's shrine, kneels and worships quietly*
*Glares at Ertai*
quote:*feeds love a cherry*
Originally posted by Nethya:
*feeds Bob a berry*
good chicken
quote:*rolls eyes*
Originally posted by Kerrick, Sleeper Agent:
quote:*feeds love a cherry*
Originally posted by Nethya:
*feeds Bob a berry*
good chicken
good love
quote:Since when is it your cathedral?
Originally posted by Alanta:
Who will be marrying you?
I could get the cathedral ready for such an occasion, provided that I know when.
And also providing that no more chickens invade my cathedral.
*SHOO!*
quote:Okay, okay, so it isn't my cathedral, but I'm the caretaker for the time being, so I'm allowed to use possesive adjectives.
Originally posted by Shadow,Plainswalker:
quote:Since when is it your cathedral?
Originally posted by Alanta:
Who will be marrying you?
I could get the cathedral ready for such an occasion, provided that I know when.
And also providing that no more chickens invade my cathedral.
*SHOO!*
-Walks into the Shrine of the Shadows.-
quote:Yay!
Originally posted by Tolarian:
*Takes out a bunch of artifacts and taps a Tolarian Academy for Ertai's sake.*
quote:You sweep while I cook, females always seem to get stuck with the cooking job.
Originally posted by Alanta:
quote:Okay, okay, so it isn't my cathedral, but I'm the caretaker for the time being, so I'm allowed to use possesive adjectives.
Originally posted by Shadow,Plainswalker:
quote:Since when is it your cathedral?
Originally posted by Alanta:
Who will be marrying you?
I could get the cathedral ready for such an occasion, provided that I know when.
And also providing that no more chickens invade my cathedral.
*SHOO!*
-Walks into the Shrine of the Shadows.-
Besides, until Lillith or La-Maggra show up to claim their resposibilities and ownership, somebody's got to keep this place clean!
*sweeps*
quote:It would be very nice of you to cook...
Originally posted by Erika the Mistress:
quote:You sweep while I cook, females always seem to get stuck with the cooking job.
Originally posted by Alanta:
quote:Okay, okay, so it isn't my cathedral, but I'm the caretaker for the time being, so I'm allowed to use possesive adjectives.
Originally posted by Shadow,Plainswalker:
quote:Since when is it your cathedral?
Originally posted by Alanta:
Who will be marrying you?
I could get the cathedral ready for such an occasion, provided that I know when.
And also providing that no more chickens invade my cathedral.
*SHOO!*
-Walks into the Shrine of the Shadows.-
Besides, until Lillith or La-Maggra show up to claim their resposibilities and ownership, somebody's got to keep this place clean!
*sweeps*
*Grabs a pot and throws in some secret ingredients (other wise known as poison.)
quote:
Originally posted by Alanta:
And no, not all females have to do the work. La-Maggra was taking care of this place before me, but that's probobly only because I trained him so well.
quote:He's not a girl, I can assure you on that one...
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
quote:
Originally posted by Alanta:
And no, not all females have to do the work. La-Maggra was taking care of this place before me, but that's probobly only because I trained him so well.
isthat because he is a girl???
quote:Why, didn't you know that you're the Third Saint of Light?
Originally posted by Tiana:
quote:I have a shrine
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*meditates before Tiana's shrine*
quote:Ummmmm, no, I didn't actually
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
quote:Why, didn't you know that you're the Third Saint of Light?
Originally posted by Tiana:
quote:I have a shrine
Originally posted by Ephemeron:
*meditates before Tiana's shrine*
quote:-Out of nowwhere, the DCI enter...-
Originally posted by Tolarian:
*Takes out a bunch of artifacts and taps a Tolarian Academy for Ertai's sake.*
quote:wow
Originally posted by Alanta:
But it's a good little boy who recognizes the superiority and unfortunate oppression of women in this society, and thus does his fair share around the household.
quote:No, in real life he's a god of blood who kills people for sport and makes a show of tourturing innocent folk. He really CAN fly and he wanders about aimlessly feeding on poor helpless citizens.
Originally posted by Rofellos Elf Legend:
quote:wow
Originally posted by Alanta:
But it's a good little boy who recognizes the superiority and unfortunate oppression of women in this society, and thus does his fair share around the household.
i didnt know La Maggra had a nice side....
*snikcers*
quote:Neither Lillith or La-Maggra are here to start a new one.... I suppose that I will, just a temporary one until either one of them gets back to take over.
Originally posted by Ertai, wizard adept:
*starts getting the Cathedral packed up for moving*
New Cathedral soon!
quote:I know that Ephemeron was the original owner, but apparently, Lillith took over.... and because of her... abesence, La-Maggra has been running it, and I recently have taken on the charge of cleaning, mopping etc. I was afraid that it was going to be deleted no matter what, so I made a temporary cathedral until either Lillith or La-Maggra, or perhaps even Ephemeron can come back and make an official v.2. I don't feel like I have the authority to create a perminant new one.
Originally posted by Nethya:
Well I would point out that the rather arbitrary 60 page limit was imposed two versions of the boards ago. After so many upgrades do we even know what happens when we reach 67?
I also feel the cathedral, due to it's long-lived status, should hold the smae position as Shadow's bar did until recently, is there any way we can get Ephemeron back to start the new version?
*worships kerrick and prays he does not delete the cathedral before she has time to archive it*