The page of RANDOMNESS!
HI! Welcome to the page of randomness. It's only...hm...the 6th day of summer vacation, and I'm sitting here bored to death. Sure, I could be doing something more *useful* but total and utter boredom is taking over my life...
It's almost the one year anniversary of this site! Woohoo! Why not celebrate with some cake?
Wait...that isn't cake...those are penguins waiting for cake. Sorry. You'll have to wait for the cake...it's still in the bakery because of all the penguins waiting for the cake. In the meanwhile...why don't we try some incredibly hard math problems? *scrambles for math book*
I'm sorry. The math book doesn't exist. So we'll just have to make up some problems, won't we...ACK! There goes my head, rolling down the hill...I gotta get it...toodles!
-*-Intermission-*-
Now, we can finally have some cake. Cake is good, because it's yummy.
Hey! That isn't cake...Those are bananas! Where did those bananas come from? I'm very very sorry that we could not have any cake. Would anyone mind having doughnuts. How about jelly doughnuts? Yummy! Now...to get doughnuts...
And now...our fabulous doughnuts...
WHAT?!?!? BAGELS?!?! I WENT OUT AND GOT DOUGHNUTS!!! GRRRRR!!! tsk tsk...people nowadays...getting so healthy...
Since we can't have a party with cake, 'cause it's not healthy, why don't we get party hats or something...