Welcome to the Anti-Muffin Worship page
For Centuries religious wars have occurred between Ughs and Muffin worshippers
According to Muffin worshippers there is one Grand muffin in every dimension. (HAHA yeah right) the two side dimensions (negative Infinity plus one, and infintity plus one) there are Muffin men. Apparently one is very small, one is very big, and both have arms, legs, and eyes.
The worship of muffins should be unconstitiutional and illegal, but until then, this site shall be the sole anti-muffin worship page.
Muffin: (Muh-fuhn) An especially delicious breakfast food that is also the subject of worship of a few deranged teenagers on Earth.
Mug shot of the Muffin Man????
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