The Ugh Story
Here is an example of how uggish ughs can be
The Ugh and the Jelly Doughnut
Once there was an Ugh whose greatest dream was to go to heaven. One day he got his wish when he saw a ladder leading straight into the clouds. He climbed and climbed and when he almost reached the top, he was picked up by a roller coaster ride. It turns out, he had been climbing the frame of the roller coaster. When they got to the top, the indignant Ugh climbed off the ride and onto the top. The next thing he saw at the top was a lift at Heavenly ski resort, but he thought it was an escalator toward heaven, as the 'ly' Heavenly, in Heavenly was blocked off. The Ugh, using his Uggish powers, took a powerful leap, and hitched a ride on an airplane that was heading toward Heavenly ski resort. (The airplane only attracted the Ugh's attention because it said Heavenly on it.) When he came off the airplane, he walked around continuing his quest for heaven. He came upon a woman eating a jelly doughnut, saying "MMMMM! A little bit of heaven," as she was eating it. "NOOOOOOO AAAAAAA DOOON"T!!!!! DON'T EAT HEAVEN!!!!" cried the distressed Ugh, and promptly stole the doughnut from the lady. He traveled around the world (with his Uggish powers of course), and stole all the jelly doughnuts in the world. Then, he found a priest to bless all those jelly doughnuts. This priest was constantly drooling over the jelly doughnuts, so the angry Ugh locked him in the closet full of jelly doughnuts. BIG MISTAKE! A year later, when the Ugh was spring cleaning, he happened upon the jelly doughnut closet. Inside, there were no jelly doughnuts, and an expanded priest who couldn't get out.
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