Ugh Hierarchy
Have you ever known any people that act very strangely or stupidly? If so, they belong to the Ugh society. The only physically existing Ughs are male, and the females are invisible. Those with the lowest IQ can be considered Ugh Lords, and much more. There are of course many varieties of Ughs, but this is just the general hierarchy.
1. Ugh Lords: they own great mud piles made of dung and live in them. Yes, they are filthy rich. They strut around smelling like rotten eggs, the latest rage, and a sign of wealth.
2. Ghu Soldiers: they fight amongst themselves over the smelliest mud deposits to roll around in, and caves which to put the hgu’s (slaves) things in.
3. Uhg Healers and Scholars (not to be confused with Ugh Lord, it is pronounced uh GUG). They give other Ughs germs, and the more disease caused, the better the healer. They are generally very smart in Ugh terms, but in human standards, below a 15 IQ. They are paid in mud and rotten apple cordial, a delicacy.
4. Hug Artisans: Hug sculpture is well-known throughout the Ugh Lord society. Their
pottery shatters when you hug it, thereby making it extremely popular with rich Ugh lords with too much money.
5. Guh Paid Laborers: Guhs build mud castles and dig caves for people to live in. These collapse easily, with no insurance, so the Ugh Lords have to pay again. Making ever flimsy constructions is great fun to the Guh laborers, who are paid per job. The Guh also collects the mud left in the will of a Ugh Lord when its house collapses upon it.
6. Hgu Slaves: The Hgu are the slaves for everything from the Ugh Lords to other Hgus. Absurdly, the Hgu are the cleanest of all the Ughs.
