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Well, this is my site... So "welcome" I guess... You've made it. And wasn't it such an arduous task getting here too, eh? My name is, well, that's not really that important, now is it? What is important (other than what you read before entering... or what you should have read!!!), is that I'm about to tell you some important shit here, so you'd better pay attention! Okay, well it's really not that important, but still! I'm gonna share a couple of my writings, and whatever else the fuck I feel like putting on this here site. So HA! Deal! But you know, I've been thinking some, and well, it's always dangerous when I do that. So I've been thinking that, well, to be viewing this site, you must be one of the following:
So, which are you? Not that I really care. This is my site, and how or why you came here, is not something I care about. But you did come... So now I have to find some weird ass way to entertain you... So damn you! So... How am I supposed to do that?! It's not like I can just do a little dance and voilá! Everyone's amused. Okay, so maybe it is like that... But that is sooo too much effort! So you can look around or whatever, and if you aren't amused, or entertained, screw you... I am not putting more effort into this damn site that I need to. Oh yeah... and that wonderfully amazing picture, is actually a painting by Mr. James Rosenquist (b.1933). The actual painting is currently hanging on the second floor of the Hirshhorn Museum in Washington, D.C. (that's a Smithsonian building you know!) Anywho! The place I got this picture of it... Well, they just fucked up all the colors... Plain and simple. The painting is done almost entirely in vibrant hues of green... Gorgeous! But anyway! He's a magnificient artist... Isn't he? (The answer to that question, had better be a YES!)
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