the Real entrance page. (so I lied...)
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Before entering my site, there are 5 VERY important things everyone should know:


         socks are very comfy.

         showers are definitely essential.

         if you sign on aim on a friend's computer, make sure NOT to save your password or auto-login.

         to be and not be silly is a sad thing.

         cyber-sex is for sad, pathetic, desperate people who have no life but the one in front of their computer and are so lonely in real life that even to think to touch another human being is a wonderful fantasy. how fucking sad. I feel pity for these people.

         SEX MONKEYS ARE REAL. so get to know yours! ok... so there are 6... like I care...

     ^ entrance... in case you didn't notice. ^

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