Ex-Girlfriends : #1 : Heather, the Psycho
Ex Girlfriends : #2 : (I have been requested (i.e., screamed at in an email) to remove this picture and all mention of this Ex - Girlfriend. Oh well. Just know she was a decent girl who after we broke up turned into a rather heavy drinker and altogether unnice person, and in many ways I'm glad we're not together anymore. But in some, I'm not. I feel like if we had have stayed together, I would have been able to prevent things happening for her the way they did. C'est la vie. I truly hope she can find her happiness.
In a related note I have been told yet again to remove this part of my website and remove all mention of my second girlfriend. I have this to say - first : this is MY website and if you don't like what I have to say on it, close the window. Second : I have totally complied with the request. All references to a specific person are removed from my site. Noone except for those who know who you are already will have any idea who I'm talking about. Third, and most important I resent the arrogant implications in your emails that you have the right to change what I hold as my opinions. I believe you are a heavy drinker, I believe you are a SLUT, and I believe you can go drink a big glass of penis.
Ex Girfriends : #3 : Kyrene, the Maxim Model
Ex Girfriends : #3A : More Kyrene!
Ex Girlfriends : #4 : Beth, the Friend-Who-Is-Also-An-Ex
Ex Girlfriends : #5 : *removed at the girl's request*
Ex Girlfriends : #6 : Amy, The Thorn Without A Rose
My totally insane metalhead mostly adopted Canadian little brother, Andrew.