To view The Lobster Crusader HomePage in its truest form, you must have the following items:
~Internet Explorer and a sound card. This is to hear the background music, although you can see the site just fine without these. You also will not see the scrolling text without Internet Explorer. ~Fonts: Comic Sans MS and Verdana. If everything looks like it's typed in Arial or Times New Roman, you do not have these. ~A mouse and a monitor. Duh. ~A sense of humor. And a bit of sarcasm... ~Patience. I don't always have time to update.
