Er, What's a Lobster Crusader?

It all started as an inside joke between me and my sister. We were on vacation in San Diego, California in June of 2002, and one night we went to Red Lobster for dinner (try the shrimp fettuccini alfredo...yummy). Anyway, right when you walk in, *BOOM*, there's a live lobster tank. Poor little things. :( All through dinner we were plotting ways to rescue them. This included pretending to be lobster inspectors, distracting them by starting a riot, and just plain smashing the tank open and running for our (and their) dear lives. On the ride home, I coined up the phrase "Lobster Crusaders" and we started making "lobster signals" (ever seen the Red Lobster commercial where the guy is in front of the tank dressed as a lobster, and he starts pretending like his hands are claws and nostalgically making that hand signal in front of the tank? no?). So, that's basically my dorky story. If you take nothing away from this bit of ridiculous story-telling, remember...

Save the Lobsters!