| A little bloke walks into a bar and slips over on a pile of dog poop, just inside the door. He stands up, wipes as much of it off as he can, and buys himself a drink. A big bloke walks into the bar and slips over in the same pile of poop. After cleaning himself up he walks to the bar and buys a beer. The little bloke turns to the big bloke and tries to strike up a conversation. "I just did that", he says. The big bloke hits him.
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| A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few stools away. The guy had a body like charles atlas, but his head was the size of a thimble. The first man said "please excuse me for staring, but I can't
help but be curious as to why your body is so well The drink was ordered and the story began. " I was in the navy and my ship was sunk by a torpedo. I was the only survivor and I managed to make it to a deserted island a few miles away. I had been there for several months and was sitting on the beach one day waiting for a bird or fish to come by so I would have something to eat, looking up I saw a beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me and informed me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes. Great I said. I'd like to be rescued. She slapped the water with her tail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island. Next I asked for a body like charles atlas. Another slap of the tail and here it is. Then, noticing how beautiful she was and all my other wishes fulfilled I asked if I could make love to her. She said, no it just wouldn't work her being half fish and all. So I said well, how about a little head then?
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This is funny
Can you belive this? Although I have days like this too!