Would you rather have to walk nude everyday to the end of the driveway to get the mail
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have your spouse have to walk to the mailbox nude everyday?
Would you rather walk barefoot over 6 feet of holly leaves
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over six feet of live roaches?
Would you rather, as a women, be totally flat chested with saucer sized nipples
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have huge breasts with no nipples
Would you rather do a mini cheer every time someone compliments you
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have to jump up and hit the door frame every time you go through a door?
Would you rather never look healthy
-or-
never look healthy?
Would you rather go to a high school reunion a multimillionare but 200 punds overweight
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poor but in perfect shape?
Would you rather lick the bald head of a biker that jsut got done with a VERY sweaty race
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lick the surface of an entire car hood that hasn't been washed for a month?
Would you rather stutter badly
-or-
drool noticeably?
Would you rather have to crawl everywhere
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stand on your hands when stationary?
Would you rather be incapable of love
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honosty?
Would you rather have your parents walk in on your having sex
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walk in on your parents having sex?
Would you rather sweat green liquid from your pores
-or-
fart black smoke?
Would you rather go to junior high one day only wearing tight white underwear
-or-
go to junior high 5 days after being sprayed by a skunk
Would you rather get stood up for your high school prom
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take the date you dreamt of to the prom and have him/her leave with someone else?
Would you rather, while you are drunk, learn how to surf
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go rock climbing?
Would you rather wet your bed when you are with your partner for the first time in bed
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or wet your pants in a college class?
Would you rather be a woman with a mustache
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a man with large breasts?
Would you rather have five bottles stuck on your fingers of one hand for a year
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a bucket on your foot a year?
Would you rather, as a man, be stinking drunk at the birth of your first child
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have the worst hangover of your life on your wedding day?
Would you rather get stood up at the alter
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have someone stand up during your wedding and reveal that your spouse-to-be has been cheating on you?
Would you rather date someone who talks too loudly
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someone who looks like he or she is constantly staring?
Would you rather not eat for three days
-or-
not sleep for three days
Would you rather have to walk on 5 foot stilts for the rest of your life
-or-
always have to ride a unicycle to get around?
Would you rather run over your daughters new puppy
-or-
forget her birthday?
Would you rather clip a homeless strangers toe nails
-or-
clip your own toenails and eat the chippings?
Would you rather eat a newly born baby rodent
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a small sack of crawling caterpillars?
Would you rather drink a glass your own day old spit
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drink one fluid ounce of someon elses sweat
Would you rather have to drink a gallon of milk and then ride a roller coaster
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have to ride behind someone who has jsut drank a gallon of milk?
Would you rather, on the job, be accused of stealing
-or-
sexual harrasment?
Would you rather eat one LONG strand of spaghetti that you've sucked through your nose
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have a teaspoon of sugar poured into your ear?
Would you rather eat 30 cigarette butts that you find lying on a beach
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eat five pouds of wet leaves that you find on the ground after a rainstorm?
Would you rather have your nipple ring ripped out
-or-
have to lift 20 punds with your nose ring?
Would you rather be stranded in the middle of the sea with one flare
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be stranded with one paddle?
Would you rather, as a 20 yeaer old, loose all your memory up to age 15
-or-
loose all memory of the last five years?
Would you rather eat a shot glass full of bugs
-or-
eat a shot glass?
Would you rather shave your mothers bikini line
-or-
or your dads butt?
Would you rather be so intelligent that nobody can relate to you
-or-
or as dumb as a brick, but likable?
Would you rather lay motionless while a fruit bat licks fruit jelly of your face
-or-
lay motionless as a vulture licks roadkill off you stomach?
Would you rather suck the white dried spit off the edges of a speakers lips after a two hour speach
-or-
suck the crud that gathers in the corner of a cats eye?
Would you rather, as an adopted women, find out that your real father is a serial killer
-or-
find out that you once dated him when you were once while you were in your twenties?
Would you rather chew shreds of glass
-or-
sit on a lit barbecue grill
Would you rather have so bad body odor that you can smell it across the yard
-or-
be as hairy as bigfoot
Would you rather to only be able to tell lies
-or-
have to yell every thought that crosses your mind?
Would you rather eat a hairy substance found between your couch and the ground
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drink liquid found leaking from a garbage?
Would you rather be considered annoying
-or-
dull
Would you rather, as a man, have to tel your wife that you cheated on her 3 times while you were dating
-or-
tell her that her wedding ring is fake?
Would you rather cheat on your on your spouse and nobody know it
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not cheat, but everybody think that you did
Would you rather have a mother that is a well known prostitute
-or-
or have a mother that only you know is a murderess?
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