Welcome to the twisted word of bizarre choices.
You are about to experience the world"s most exciting collection of choices and trivia. But first, a definition:
Zobmondo!! (zob-MAHN-doe) is a slang expression derived from the negative exclamation "zob", to express horror, pain, or frustration.
1-Abstinence is strickly forbidden in Zobmondo!! The phrases "I won't choose either," "Neither one," "Who cares?" and/or "I would rather die" should never be uttered while discussing a Zobmondo!! question.
2-No condiments, plastic surgery, or actions that change the spirit or the question may be added to a Zobmondo!! scenario. The bottom line is that you must assume that you are forced to choose between the two options of each "dilemma of unenjoyment" as it is presented; you may not explain away the question by drowning everything in ketchup or resolving to have the ugly growth removed with plastic surgery.
3-The jokes and trivia provided may not be used as a tactic to avoid making choices.
---While some of these questions may paint a violent, risque, shocking, nauseating, perplexing, sickening, or downright disturbing picture... they are not to be taken literally or meant to offend. Take them with a grain of salt. They are designed to make you think and engage in a lively discussion. Feel free to skip questions that are too vivid for your paticular audience. But regardless of your choices, please place yourself in a proper fun, social state of mind before discussing a Zobmondo!! question.
Welcome to the world of Zobmondo!!
Would you rather chew on a wild rat's severed tail for a half hour
thoroughly brush your teeth with a toothbrush from a prison's community toothbrush bowl?
Would you rather bite into a peice of chocolate and find it filled with maggots
filled with pus?
Would you rather walk around all day with a dead mouse in your butt
a dead frog in your mouth?
Would you rather be constantly depressed
Would you rather have a texas accent and live in new york
have a new york accent and live in texas?
Would you rather have the CIA after you
have the Mafia after you?
Would you rather, as a man, live with a permanent 8-inch erection
a two-inch penis?
Would you rather have to spend an entire pro basketball game with your face sticking right above the rim
an entire hockey game with your face sticking out into the middle of the goal net?
Would you rather chew a mole of someone's neck
drink a half cup of your best friends blood?
Would you rather show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show
roaring drunk at your childs graduation?
Would you rather dangle 1,000,000-foot cliff with a rope tied to a tree and choose to tie the knot yourself
trust an Eagle Scout with a knot-tieing merit badge to tie it?
Would you rather be trapped in jail with a guard who hates you
with a cell mate who hates you?
Would you rather get a bad case of poison ivy way up in your nose
inside your ear?
Would you rather slide down a 1,00-foot rope with every part of your body covered except your hands
do the same thing wearing only gloves and shorts?
Would you rather walk from now on wearing shoes with little suction cups
metal cleats on the bottom?
Would you rather marry your first g/f or b/f
marry someone your parents chose for you?
Would you rather always have to waer wet socks
Would you rather always spit when you talk
always be spit on with spoken to?
Would you rather be granted the answers the any three questions
be granted the ability to resurrect one person?
Would you rather have to go to the bathroom in a giant cat-litter box inside your house
anywhere you want, but only outside?
Would you rather spend a week at school in your underwear
attend two classes comletely nude?
Would you rather, as a hitchihiker, see handcuffs and a chain saw in the back seat
see bloody clothing in the back seat?
Would you rather always show up 20 minutes late for everything
always show up 90 minutes early for everything?
Would you rather eat one small hotel bar of soap
eat three sticks of butter?
Would you rather bang your funny bone five times in a row until its not funny anymore
listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard for 20 minutes?
Would you rather always eat your food frozen
eat everything burnt? (including ice cream and cold foods)
Would you rather, as a male, be known as a "momma's boy"
a "brown noser"?
Would you rather have to try sword swallowing
Would you rather work for your sibling
for your best friend?
Would you rather meet your greatest hero and vomit all over him or her
trying to meet him or her, and be arrested and publicly accused for stalking?
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator packed with wet dogs
three fat men with bad breath?
Would you rather have the brakes go out on your car on a really steep hilltop
have to go into a biker bar and yell "YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES!"
Would you rather wake up to find a roach sucking on your tear duct for moisture
find two rats having sex on your stomach?
Would you rather, given that you are a 45-minute walk or a 20-minute run from the nearest toilet facility and you have a strong need to take a an immediate dump, walk
run to the toilet
Would you rather accidentally slam your hand down on a telephone spike
get just the tips of your fingers caught in a paper shredder?
Would you rather be left competely naked with no possessions in a foreign country
in your place of work?
Would you rather walk the stairs to the top of the Sears Tower while carrying a 40-pound backpack
with a rock in each shoe?