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(WHAT THE HELL WAS I SMOKING WHEN I WROTE THIS!!! ITS SUCH GOOD STUFF I CAN"T REMEMBER EVER SMOKING IT) Damn, its great to almost be a god. There are many important things to remember when dealing with an almost god, like me for example. First, remember almost gods are not infallible. That is just some religion b. s. We actually make a lot of mistakes. Like for example, hoo-ha, hoo-ha. My prime disciple is Andi, my super intelligent glow-in-the-dark Monkey. He is so funny. Why just the other week he attacked someone and then hid under his blankie. What's that? Of course I am an almost god.

I want to thank all of my friends for being cool. This includes, JK (dude you've dealt with my crap for over 14 years), Melissa & Jen (my little sisters), Pat (Your just weird and look like a monkey), and all my new pals. Jess, Raichael, Lester, Lil' Rachel, Adam, And Pete. Thanks all.

Quotes

You put the Goblins in charge! Why not set it on fire now and call it a day.

So wait lemme get this straight. It's something that doesn't move, on a slab, in a plot, in a place called shady rest....And it's not a cemetary?

What makes a hero? Sacrifice. You need to suffer to be a hero. Otherwise whats the point. You have nothing to lose and plenty to gain and thats not heroic. Spider-man lost relationships. Sturm Brightblade lost his life. They are heroes. You also have to want what your losing. Will I ever be a hero? Only time will tell.

I wish for the things i never had,
Despise the things i still have,
And mourn all that i have lost.

Quand je suis né, je etais seul
Je suis seul
et quand je mourai, je serai seul (french)

Fizban: "Now what was that fireball spell. Lets see, a little bat guano and some dirt."

In the game of life, I am the jester who accidentally impales himself, and finds to his horror that everyone loved it.

Tasselhoff: "This is the famed kender spoon of turning."

Sturm & Steel: "Est Sularus oth Mithas", my honor is my life.

Why does something seem great and is going fine and then, WHABAM, your suddenly having it thrown in your face and before you know it your miserable again. Just doesn't seem fair does it. Oh well thems the breaks and some of us are here to keep others happy and not have any of it ourselves. Apparently, I am needed to keep others happy and I will do that for as long as it takes. Just gotta take the bad with...well the bad.

Tas stood up and, as he did, he realized suddenly that he was the tallest, the biggest person around. (Left standing.) (Aside from the Giant.)

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