Aegnogeth - Being Not Afraid of the Bible is the Way To Be

Scared man - "Hey, what was that?"
*dying sounds*

Being not afraid of the bible
is the way to be
because the Bible would
never do anything
to make you die.

What just happened here
would never happen.
The Bible will never make you die.

*Countess Nordicathy Voice solo*

The Bible is God's word
and his work
it is better than money
and it will help you

Being afraid of the Bible
is not the way to be'
Satan isn't your friend
so stop talking to him
and don't let him give you any
money

There are some people in mexico
that are afraid to the Bible
we should witness to them
as Christians of the North

Nordic reign under God
to turn mexico against being
afraid of the bible
they won't be afraid of the bible
when we get there.

Aegnogeth - Throne of the Holy Nordic Throne Room

Throne of the holy Nordic throne room
this is the place that God sits
when he sits down.
From this throne,
he can command his rule
and make good things
happen to lots of people.

Satan wants to sit
in the holy nordic throne
in the throne room
but he cants cause it's God's chair.

*Ungoat Frost Lord fastest blast in the world adlib and Nordic Mayhem*

And God would be mad
and satan can't
because the fires of heaven
on that throne would
burn satan because.

*Satan says "Leave me alone"
God says "No, get away from me."
God then hits satan in the eye and
Satan screams.*

(God will always win!!!)

But satan wants to sit in it anyway
cause he thinks he will be God if he
sits on God's throne.
That doesn't happen.
If I sat in the chair,
I would be burned too
but I'm not satan.

*Nordic Mayhem!!!*

God sits on his throne
and makes Satan where he can't sit in it
to get burnt and think he's God.

Nordic Reign under God
because he's in his throne
and makes good things happened to people.

Aegnogeth - The Day Jesus Saved Me From The Avalanches In Norway

There was a mighty avalanche that fell down the nordic glacier mountain
While i was striding across the frosty landscape in search of a new church
A giant dragon was flying in the sky and fell on some flurried snow
which cause a chain reaction of ice to cascade down the wintry plains that God made

I repented for my sins just before the ice shelf came crashing to the villages, so that God would answer my prayer
First I prayed that Aegnogeth would last forever, and Countess Nordicathy would be my bride
Then I prayed for some warm blankets and maybe a cup of cocoa for everyone after the avalanche had destroyed their nordic wood-huts
and then I un-summoned Jesus to stop the ice from killing me, and he brought his holy sword and stopped the ice

*Frosticle Attack!*

Jesus was fighting the ice-demons of frost
But frost isn't bad, just the frost that kills people
Jesus was metal coz he has long hair
Jesus was fighting in his underwear
To show he didn't feel the cold, because he is so strong
Praise Jesus!

After the avalanche had destroyed almost everything in sight, except for me, and daisy the nordic goat that makes Gudbrandsalsost goat cheese,
I thanked Jesus very very much, and began walking back to the kingdom of the Frosty Nordic Castle
then I wrote this song

*nordic organ solo by one of our four synthesizer players, but we forgot which one, but I think it sounds like Mordecai or Admonish, or some other unblack bands that never really existed*

Avalanches are trying to destroy our unblack frost hordes
they attack by the dozen, yet Preacher Frostic is building a giant wall of Bibles to block them
Now we are going to have a giant nordic feast with the Holy Un-Vikings in Arvinger
Un-Hailz to the Un-Goat az! Un-666!

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THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!
More frozen songs will be done when we get them done, and put up here. Several other unblack Christian metal bands are recording in the castle with us, so we have to wait our turn.

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