Jam
Team Names
For
those unfamiliar with Trivia and Jam Team Names, allow me to explain: when the
Trivia Masters ask a question, you are given 3 minutes to call in and answer.
Now, the first thing you want to do is secure the correct answer with your team name and number. However, once you’ve done
that, it’s just as much fun – or more so — to make up another
team name, so that the Trivia Masters announce it over the radio. (And although
it’s frowned upon, all the teams do it, and you can’t tell me the
Trivia Masters don’t like some of the clever names the teams think
of… ;)
Here’s a list of
Jam names we’ve used in the past (I will warn you now,
they are not all family-appropriate!!):
o You Are A Blinding Brilliant
Light From Heaven
o Peter Wants Me To Read The
Hyphens
o No Soup For
You!
o I Was Not Conceived
o Suck My Dick York
o Smeagol’s Ring Tones
o Loki & Bartleby’s
Excellent Adventure
o We Love To Hear You Say
“Skull Squadron”! (And boy, do we ever!)
o Look Behind You!
o Harry Carrey Ordered 12 Hot
Dogs
o Are They Coming To The Party?
o Incest: The Fun Game The Whole
Family Can Play
(We are especially proud of this one, because it made the Trivia
Masters laugh!)
o The Family Who Squirts
Together, Stays Together
o Steve Sheehan: My Personal Sponser
o I’m Having An Affair With
Shop-ko
o Johnny Carson: That’s A
Wrap
o Aqua Man
o Harry Carrey Eats The Moon
Because It’s Made Of Spare Ribs
o I’m So
Not STRAIGHT!
o Cheesy As A Yeast Infection
o I’m Da
Freakin’ Pope!
o Seduce The Dog!
o Keep Your Fingers On The Home
Row
o Jesus Is The Father Of My Baby
o It Doesn’t Matter If
You’re Black Or White
o I Love Grandma’s Nips!!!!
(Okay, this actually sounds dirtier than it is. It came from our
uncle, Jim, because our grandma always has Nips CANDY around the house, and he
was asking if we wanted to suck on one of grandma’s Nips….okay, so
it does sound just as dirty…)
o Meghan Eats All The Damn Bread
Things
o We’re The Planeteers!
o We Miss Cene
Ketchum; Bring Him Back!
o Hitler: The Hot Spot/aka
Hitler: The Hot F*ck*
(The first name was our idea, the second
was a hilarious mistake. Whichever one of us called that one in said “The
Hot Spot”, but the person
answering phones who wrote it down must have heard “The Hot F*ck”, and they said it over the
radio. Which we didn’t mind; hell, it was funny!)
o Jews: The Other White Meat
(Another one we’re…I guess you could say
“proud” of. The Trivia Masters said it on the air, then started
saying things like, “That’s horrible! We can’t say
that!”, then proceeded to repeat the name ;)
o Work Will Set You Free
(Said during “Jewish Hour”, when all the questions
where about Jewish history. Our team seemed to think it was funny –we
have a SICK sense of humor—but the Trivia Masters didn’t agree. In
fact, one of them kinda went off on us over the air,
saying it was extremely offensive, and this was supposed to be fun, etc. Well,
again, we thought it was
funny…)
