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Ahh, yes the frequently asked questions. I would have to say that this is one of the most amazingly unintelligent part of the site. I don't know why people keep constantly asking these narking questions, but as the title states, I will put up every single one of a frequently asked question. If you havea question, go to the contact us page!


Q: How long will it take for my order to arrive?
A: We usually ship between 2-3 business days if the cell order is in stock. If it is not, it willbe about one week to one week and a half.

Q: Is there a max quantity of cells you can order?
A: Yes...and no. First off, these cells are soooo small, we literally have billions in stock. But for those avid scientists, they order up to millions at a time. What I can say is that people can not order by the pound, there is no such thing. I don't want to recieve any orders saying, "I would like ten pounds of plant chloroplasts." Yeah, like I really have ten pounds of that stuff.

Q: Do you manually count all these cells?
A: Hmm, if I did, it would take me 24 hours a day, just to count about ten thousand little cells. Now, if I really were a loser who had nothing better to do than to count cells, sure why not? However, I do not have so much time so I approximate using drops etc...

Q: Is it legal to sell these cells online?
A: *shrugs*Uhh...next question

Q: Can we trust the cells that we order from you?
A: I dunno, can you?

Q: Why are some cells so costly?
A: Because they're rare. *lies through her teeth trying to hide the huge inflation prices*

Q: Are you a scientist?
A: Of course I am, what kind of question is that?

Q: Are you currently working on a cure for cancer?
A: Aren't there enough scientists working on that?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: .......

Q: Can you teach me how to master EBay?
A: Surely, I'm working on the EBAY MASTERS guide as of now... check back soon. >.<

 

 

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